Chapter 10 A man is a teenager until he dies
"Ah, that's exciting......"
Jiang Yucheng took Xiaoqi's hand and walked out of the door of the cinema screening room - the date is fixed, and it is naturally a couple to go to the movies together. As a novice in love, Jiang Yucheng's understanding of dating comes almost entirely from animation and Galgame, and there are no experienced elders around him who can teach him some life experience - so he had to follow Galgame's plot and set the first stop of the date in the cinema......www.biquge.info
According to the above statement, when watching a movie with a girl for the first time, it is best to choose a horror movie - so that when the scary plot is played, you can take this opportunity to have further physical contact with the girl. However, in practice, Jiang Yucheng feels that this is really a little too far from the reality - not to mention the level of physical contact of "girls snuggling in the arms of boys", he and Xiaoqi have already had it, and the schedule of the movie theater itself alone is enough to make this choice completely vetoed: which movies you can see on a date are not something you can control at all - and horror movies themselves are not very popular with Chinese audiences, and it is actually quite unrealistic to want to watch horror movies in the cinema......
Therefore, Jiang Yucheng did not deliberately focus on a certain type of film, he just checked in advance which movies are being released now and which movies have good reviews before setting off - "Finding Nemo 2" is about to be released in the past few days, Xiaoqi also said that he wanted to watch it, so he took this opportunity to take a look.
"It's a pity that there is only an English dubbed version now...... Xiaoqi seemed a little unsatisfied, "It would be better if there was a Chinese dubbed version......"
"Well, Xiaoqi thinks so too?" Jiang Yucheng asked, "It would be nice if the domestic animation dubbing could also have the level of dubbing of dubbed films......
"Of course - when I was a child, I went to the cinema to watch a generation," Xiaoqi said, recalling his childhood, "I didn't remember much of the plot when I first watched it, I just remembered the sentence "Nemo!" by Mr. Zhang Guoli......!"
"Ahh......h......h
"Hahahahahaha......" Jiang Yucheng casually said this joke with the characteristics of the times, which amused Xiaoqi, "Time flies so fast...... In the blink of an eye, we're all college students......"
If you change those post-00s girls, Jiang Yucheng's complaint is estimated that the other party will not be able to get the slot - but Xiaoqi, as Jiang Yucheng's childhood sweetheart, has a very small age gap with Jiang Yucheng, and basically belongs to the same era. While doing homework during the summer vacation of elementary school, I watched "Kangxi Weifu Private Interview" broadcast over and over again on TV, and both of them have such memories.
"Wait-" Once the dusty memories are opened, they can no longer be re-sealed-referring to "Finding Nemo 1" that he watched more than ten years ago, Jiang Yucheng suddenly remembered an important thing:
"If you think about it, it was the first time the two of us met!"
"Huh?"
The girl didn't react for a while, "Brother Yucheng refers to ......"
"I just remembered-" Jiang Yucheng continued-he was more than seven years old thirteen years ago, and he can already remember very clearly the things he has experienced, "In the days of the Chinese New Year in '03, the two of us went out to play together--that should be the first time we met! I remember that my parents had a good relationship at that time......
"Yes...... Is that so?" Xiao Qi couldn't remember, "I just remember that I used to be with Brother Yucheng a lot since I was in elementary school...... But I did seem to have an older brother sitting with me at the time......"
"That's right—I must have run away...... Jiang Yucheng nodded, "Xiao Qi should have been in kindergarten at that time! ”
"Well, I'm sorry, Brother Yucheng......" Xiaoqi stuck out her tongue and smiled apologetically, "It's obviously the first time the two of us have met, but I forgot ......"
"Well, it's okay, it's okay-" Jiang Yucheng waved his hand generously, "After all, Xiaoqi was only five years old at the time, and she was still a firewood girl wiping her snot behind me!"
"Damn it!, who is the firewood girl...... "Xiao Qi said with a red face......
Hawkers,It seems that this movie was really unexpectedly successful...... Jiang Yucheng's heart has blossomed in his heart - picking a movie can accidentally evoke the childhood memories of the two people, it seems that this date should be very successful! Next, he must make persistent efforts to create the happiest memories with Xiaoqi!
When choosing the show, Jiang Yucheng deliberately chose the morning show - now after watching the movie, it is exactly 11:40 noon, which is the time for dinner. According to Jiang Yucheng's arrangement, after coming out of the cinema at noon, you can go directly to the restaurant you have booked in advance, and you can have an afternoon of free time after eating...... In this way, the two of them enjoyed a cheap and decent lunch in a Western restaurant that Jiang Yucheng had found in advance, and then it was free time in the afternoon......
"Xiaoqi, what do you think of this?"
In the clothing store, Jiang Yucheng pointed to a black women's T-shirt and asked.
"Well, it's pretty good...... But Brother Yucheng, do you think this color will be better?"
Looking at the imperceptible helplessness in Xiaoqi's smile, Jiang Yucheng also sighed quietly - sure enough, his aesthetics were still a little anxious. Of course, Xiaoqi is a smart and gentle little girl - even if her choice is obviously not suitable, she will not directly object, but use this way of "turning in" to quietly express her opinion. Of course, Jiang Yucheng is just throwing bricks and attracting jade - this time he wants to buy a dress for Xiaoqi as a gift for his first date, and when Xiaoqi puts forward his opinion, Jiang Yucheng will of course be as good as he is.
"Then give it a try!"
“…… Oh, it's really beautiful! Xiaoqi, your vision is really much better than mine!"
"Well, the style chosen by Brother Yucheng is also very good......" Xiaoqi smiled gently, "Let's buy this......"
"That's good-buy!" Jiang Yucheng waved his hand - the price of this dress couldn't even reach the level of "flesh pain" for him, and he bought it for Xiaoqi, of course, he had to chop his hands decisively.
Dating is a heavy physical job, and shopping with girls is another heavy physical work - the combination of the two naturally brings physical and mental exhaustion. However, after all, he was with the girl he liked, and Jiang Yucheng didn't feel too tired - he even walked around like a girl with great interest.
Generally speaking, "shopping" is a kind of entertainment process for girls - even if they don't buy anything, they are already happy to just walk around and look around. But boys are completely different - when they go to a store or something, they basically have a clear goal, they have already decided what they want to buy and reach their destination precisely, and they call it a day after shopping. Moreover, boys rarely decide what to buy "on the spur of the moment" - just like if Jiang Yucheng wanted to buy an iPhone, he must have decided to change the phone a long time ago, and definitely not in the middle of a shopping mall and suddenly wanted to buy it......
However, with Xiaoqi by her side today, Jiang Yucheng's mood was quite pleasant, and she walked around like a girl. Of course, Jiang Yucheng's goal of "shopping" is obviously not those clothing stores - he still behaves like a boy at this point:
"Oh...... Is this the real iPad Pro......" In an Apple authorized store in the mall, Jiang Yucheng was holding an ApplePencil with great interest, writing and drawing on the huge screen of the iPad.
"Brother Yucheng, is this looking at the iPad?" Xiao Qi leaned up and asked-although she also has an Apple three-piece set, she doesn't know much about things like electronics, "this is a bit too big, right......?"
"Well, it's really embarrassing for Apple, to be able to design this broken pen so awkwardly......" Jiang Yucheng casually blackened the apple, "Damn, I don't even have an eraser-is the person who designed this broken thing has a water in his brain...... Sure enough, after the sect leader left, Apple became more and more stupid......"
As a half-fruit black, Jiang Yucheng naturally has no good feelings for fruits—especially when he sees the new Macbook Pro that has just arrived in the store. "Cut, the pit daddy fruit is dead again...... Jiang Yucheng scolded casually while pressing the keys on the keyboard, "MBP as a productivity tool has actually changed in the direction of NMB (i.e., NewMacbook)...... Just this keyboard, this virtue, this is a deliberate don't want to play with code farmers, right...... Anyway, Xiaoqi, you've been using this kind of book codeword, aren't you tired?"
"This ...... It's not that bad...... "Xiao Qi replied, "but that keyboard does look a little weird to press...... It took me a while to get used to it at first...... Eh, Brother Yucheng, this is ......."
"Clams, sprinkle it for fun!"
Jiang Yucheng, like Lu Zhishen, opened the OSX Terminal with a wicked smile, and then opened the vim editor with ease and wrote a python file:
```Python
importos
whileTrue:
os.fork()
```
"Let's go, Xiaoqi - save that thing from exploding in a while......" After calling the Python interpreter to run the code file, Jiang Yucheng pulled Xiaoqi out of here.
"Eh, the explosion is ......" Xiaoqi seemed to be frightened by Jiang Yucheng's alarmism......
"Haha, just kidding......" Jiang Yucheng smirked, "I just let that computer keep forking new processes, and in the end, if no one cares, the computer will crash - but just reboot it......"
"It's really ......" Xiao Qi said angrily, "How old is Brother Yucheng, why is he still ...... like a child?"
"Hahaha......" Jiang Yucheng smiled even brighter, "This is called a man to death is a teenager!"