"It's too tired, don't you think it's too tired?" For the work handed over by Chef Jiang, God General did not hesitate to give a bad review, "I deliberately want to show cute elements and want to share my feelings with readers, but I always miss the point." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info The horse's fart was slapped on the horse's leg and it backfired......"

How to naturally express the cute elements, and how to really share the mood with the readers? Jiang Yucheng scratched his head, feeling that he had no idea where to start. Or, simply find a paragraph from the silicon system to learn from?...... ・

The result was not much better:

"No! The passage you borrowed from is not pure love at all, and it is used here to retreat from the north to the north! You must first understand that the purpose of writing H is not H itself, the purpose is to show the deep love of the male protagonist and his sister!

Although Yu Baochen's emphasis on "love" reminded Jiang Yucheng of what KPC CEO Mr. Tang Jiru said about "raising chickens with love" (Note 1), if you take a closer look, Jiang Yucheng really feels that such an H scene, in his own work, is really awkward to look at. obviously poured his sincere feelings for Shanshan into the previous plot, but when he got here, he didn't know how to express the aesthetic conception of the two sides being happy...

As a result, Jiang Yucheng fell into a dilemma: if this H scene was left, then the whole article would look like a very beautiful beauty with an ugly black mole on her face - this H scene is this black mole with a sense of disobedience. But on the other hand, if you really cut this paragraph, it looks like a harmonious version of Gal on the console platform, and it's also how awkward it looks...

"It doesn't work, it doesn't work - you might as well write it?"

After many failures, Jiang Yucheng said almost angrily - although he himself felt that what Yu Baochen said was indeed reasonable, and he was not even satisfied with the paragraph he wrote, but he said this out of pure anger: he had tried all the writing methods he could try, but the final paragraph he got was still unqualified. The current Jiang Yucheng is really poor in donkey skills.

When he said this, Jiang Yucheng felt a kind of venting pleasure in his heart - he estimated that in the face of his [beep-], this white-headed mountain god general might blush after a long absence, and then stammered in a righteous tone of refusal because of shame, right?

The divine general's answer was undiminished, but he stuttered a little:

"You, how dare you speak. ”

Jiang Yucheng's prediction was not fully realized, but it was not completely disappointed: Yu Baochen's expression changed color significantly, and his voice was a little subtle and hoarse compared to usual. However, when she said this, Jiang Yucheng felt that his throat was also a little itchy, perhaps because of the excessive YY just now...... So he got up and poured a glass of water to drink.

But when Jiang Yucheng came back after drinking water, he saw Yu Baochen standing there, his chin in his right hand, his brows furrowed, as if he was engaged in a fierce psychological struggle. Wait--Jiang Yucheng suddenly had a bad premonition: she wouldn't have been disgusted with herself because of her unrestrained words just now, right? Although this guy was born in Baitou Mountain, it can't be said that she doesn't care about this kind of verbal harassment!

Jiang Yucheng decided to apologize somewhat, but he hadn't figured out how to speak:

"The ......"

"- I'll write it. Yu Baochen sighed.

“？……”

She looked worried:

"I shouldn't have expected anything from you in the first place about your talent in handing out benefits... Forget it, I'll do it myself. ”

"Huh?!" Jiang Yucheng almost wondered if there was something wrong with his hearing, "You... Do it yourself?"

"That's right," Yu Baochen nodded, with a look on his face as it should be, "It's still the same as before, I'll dictate, and you will write it." ”

"Well... Well..."

It turned out that she was thinking about whether to use the pen or not?--With curiosity and apprehension intertwined, Jiang Yucheng put his hand on the keyboard. Are you kidding... The natural god of Baektu Mountain, who opened his mouth high and closed his mouth, was about to write a yellow paragraph? I wonder if it will be written as an argumentative essay with a strong philosophical ♂ atmosphere...

"—The trembling hand reached for the first button, and the neckline of the nightgown showed my sister's delicate shoulders—and the collarbone in the moonlight was so slender that it was as white as freshly sawn ivory......"

"Poof!!

Jiang Yucheng almost spurted out a nosebleed after hearing the first sentence - his mind suddenly remembered the scene when his sister's pajamas accidentally fell off, exposing half of his shoulders...... Although I was a little moved at that time, I was not so out of shape, but with Yu Baochen's warm and ethereal narrative tone, ordinary life episodes immediately became full of lust, which made people unable to control it...... ・

Wait?"Warm and ethereal"? Is this really the voice of that natural god general? Jiang Yucheng couldn't help but look back and confirm: Yu Baochen's expression seemed to be contemplative, but his lips were indeed moving......

Could it be that she had seen Shanshan walk away?--of course it couldn't be, these were all her imaginations, or YY?, I really didn't expect that she still had this kind of talent......

The pink shirt slid down the white skin, and the fluffy fabric outlined the immature body—the girl's curves showed an undeveloped slenderness, and the silent night sky and the snow-white waist blended softly...... ・”

Worst...... Bad...... Obviously, I have never seen such a scene with my own eyes, but the appearance of Shanshan's naked body has appeared in my mind?! Sure enough, if you elevate life a little, it will become art, and if you elevate the small benefits that can be seen everywhere in life, it will become a harmonious object?--These descriptions made Jiang Yucheng's thinking also be taken away from reality and began to imagine further scenes......

"My sister's lips pursed slightly, and her voice was still as weak as usual: 'Brother, [beep ――――――――]..."

… The faint voice and trembling tone were simply vividly learned--Yu Baochen, you are really blind if you don't go with butter! Jiang Yucheng really couldn't help but peek at her again: the expression of the natural god general was very quiet at this time, his eyes were slightly blind, his face was flushed, and his eyes were a little weird - could it be that he was completely immersed in harmony... No, it's in the atmosphere of "Auntie washing the railway"?

"Jiang Fangding sniffed his sister's breath like a beast, the sweet fragrance, and a hint of intoxicating warmth"

It's nice to be so self-committed, but ...... The air in the room is gradually wrong! Jiang Yucheng seems to smell some kind of intoxicating fragrance in the air, is it the smell of his sister or the smell of Yu Baochen?...

"[Beep ――――――], [Beep ――――――]"

… The plot is advancing, and the scene is getting more and more glamorous - Jiang Yucheng feels as if he is not sitting in front of the computer keyboard typing, but sitting on the bed in the bedroom on the second floor. And his sister, the girl who was like a snow elf, was looking at herself half-naked, with big, watery eyes that mixed fear and longing...

Jiang Yucheng used to be very confident in his own sanity, and he was also very confident in the concentration of normal people... For those male protagonists who push girls in the gal,Often with a sneering attitude...... But now, Jiang Yucheng was a little shaken - how could he hold it when he really faced his sister's delicate and seductive body?... And his god ♂ ♂ tree has already stood up like a tent... No matter how you say that Yu Baochen is also a girl, she must not lose her temper in front of her! Jiang Yucheng gritted his teeth and continued to insist. The only reason left in his mind seems to be completely stretched into a tight string, and it is all about to restrain the ** who is about to go berserk......

But Yu Baochen didn't understand Jiang Yucheng's predicament at all - she seemed to be completely immersed in the climax (of creation) and couldn't extricate herself, not just stating, but still holding her shoulders, as if she was enduring something:

"'Ah~~~~... Eh~~~~~......"

Damn! It's not that you're talking to the male protagonist [beep-], what are you gasping for in here!-Although he is trying to maintain the state of typing with both hands to prove his innocence, Jiang Yucheng feels that his head is already thunderous and roaring......

"Jiang Fangding's mind is already blank, and the only thought is [beep ――――――――――――]-"

At that moment, Jiang Yucheng's ears did feel "a faint fragrant breath"-

"Brother... Favorite... Brother..."

The string of "pop ......" finally broke......

Jiang Yucheng's hands stopped.

“…… What, don't fight?"

Although his expression was somewhat restrained, Yu Baochen's breath was not even even.

So she reached out and patted Jiang Yucheng on the shoulder:

"Huh? Jiang Yu ......"

"Ahh!!!!h

- Then she saw Jiang Yucheng jump up from his seat and pounce on her......

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Yes... I...... What are you doing......

Jiang Yucheng usually jerks off in his bedroom, but today he was forced to hide in the toilet to solve the problem, and after the problem was solved, it was almost half an hour now, and he still didn't dare to go out.

Of course, this is because of the fear of meeting the innate gods.

Although consciousness has been somewhat restored, the feeling of weakness in the limbs has not been completely eliminated...... Fortunately, I came to my senses in time, otherwise what really happened to this guy...... But, but! I can't complain about Jiang Yucheng -- it's Yu Baochen who is performing too much! Obviously, it's just dictating the passage, just speak clearly, why do you have to be so emotional! I underestimated your talent in harmony before, so don't sell your voice actor capital like this in the future, okay......

However, it cannot be said that this part written by Yu Baochen is not good - in this way, the work has a reasonable ending, and the weapon to defeat the god Nana is finally complete...... But! Now there is a problem even more serious than this! Anyway, Yu Baochen is also a woman - the state that has almost progressed to the brink of danger just now, even according to the development of ACG, he will have a lot of trouble, right......

Jiang Yucheng held his confused head - he really didn't know what to say to Yu Baochen, and he didn't know how Yu Baochen would think of himself in the future...... Really, the decision to let Yu Baochen write the harmony part was too rash, although it was impossible to think of so many things at that time, at least he should refuse from the perspective of trying, and just say "I'm joking".

Jiang Yucheng tiptoed close to his room---How is Yu Baochen doing now? He peeked over: the Innate God General was leaning his back against the wall, his arms were hugged, and he seemed to be closing his eyes to recuperate.

Jiang Yucheng thought it would be better not to talk to her for the time being, and after both parties had calmed down, he would apologize to her properly! He quietly sat down in front of the computer, intending to revise the manuscript. At this time, he heard the voice of God as if he were peace, and he opened his mouth to ask seriously:

"What did you just do?"

Faced with Yu Baochen's straightforward question, Jiang Yucheng didn't know how to deal with it for a while-she knew from her expression that she didn't need to answer. Since this natural god general is so easy to write yellow jokes, he must be able to expect things like. So Jiang Yucheng just touched his head in embarrassment:

"Ahh

"How can you rush to vent right now?!"

Seeing Yu Baochen's expression of hatred for iron and steel, Jiang Yucheng had to smile apologetically--but it wasn't right: her logical accent just now was obviously "in a hurry now"? What does this mean?

"This hasn't been written yet, so you just ran out and vented first!" Yu Baochen continued to count, "Aren't you deflated when you come like this?!"

"Venting..."

"One blow of anger and then three times and exhaustion, so the anger can not be vented!" Yu Baochen covered his face with one hand, and pointed at Jiang Yucheng with the other hand and scolded loudly, "It's good now, you have exhausted your anger!

It turns out that what you care about is this!! you don't just think about whether art is good or not, at least take care of my physical health! Unlike girls, if a man is hard for too long, it will cause him to be unmoved! Jiang Yucheng then retorted:

"Then again, I'm obviously just typing, aren't you the main writer? It doesn't matter if I'm discouraged or not!!

"Why do you say this!" Yu Baochen didn't relent, "I'm just in charge of the text, the selection of punctuation, the segmentation of sentences, and the mastery of paragraphs, aren't you in charge of these things?・・・・・!"

But it's a big fuss, right? -- Yes, it must be a big fuss! If I don't use the punctuation well, you can just order me to correct it? -- Jiang Yucheng thought unconvinced.

"Then you can also take a look, where I made a mistake, just let me change it!"

"We'll see later. Yu Baochen sighed tiredly, "I'm ...... now His waist was so weak that he couldn't walk. ”

“……！”

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"Speaking of which..."

Half an hour later, when Yu Baochen finally deleted the last superfluous comma, Jiang Yucheng finally mustered up the courage and said the question that had been haunting his head:

"How many times have you written about this kind of thing?..."

"Of course it's the first time!" Yu Baochen replied decisively, "Do you think I look like someone who often writes such harmonious jokes?"

"In that case... Then why are you so proficient in writing..."Jiang Yucheng said in a slurred manner - at this time, a thought suddenly popped up in his mind: "Could it be that you are not experienced in writing, but have rich experience in practice?"

"Cut, how is it possible?" Chef Jiang's speech, but the god general just glanced at him with disdain, "This is not an experience - it's just knowledge..."

"Knowledge?!" Chef Jiang was shocked, "You mean..."

"Whoa..."

Yu Baochen clicked the mouse on his computer, and then turned the screen to Jiang Yucheng - the 512GB SSD equipped with the 15-inch version of RMBP was almost filled by her: in addition to some movies, anime, e-books and games, the largest volume is hundreds of GB of books...

"In terms of quantity, in fact, you don't necessarily see more than you..."Yu Baochen said, "But I have carefully appreciated and conditioned to ensure that every article that remains is a fine product." ”

"Uh..."Jiang Yucheng was shocked again-hundreds of gigabytes of capacity, and each article is a high-quality product? From this point of view, isn't the total number of harmony objects she dabbles in more than all the anime and gal she has watched added together?

"Remember—even if you look at harmonious things, you can't just be greedy for a moment's pleasure, but also remember to learn from them!" Chef Jiang was instructed by the Divine Being, "What you want to learn is the skills and methods of serving readers—understand?"

“… Got it..."

"Would I like to give you a copy?"

“… To..."

Although the two have known each other for almost a month, this time, Chef Jiang has expressed his admiration for the god general completely and unreservedly for the first time...

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For most people, the holidays always seem to pass so quickly, so nostalgic - for Jiang Yucheng, the same is true: the time when he and Yu Baochen fought hard seemed to end in an instant - and now, the final judgment day has arrived: Yu Baochen and himself have struggled for a whole week, and they are about to really face the showdown with Nana, that is, Xiaoqi.

Tucked the Surface with all his manuscripts under his armpit, Jiang Yucheng stood in front of the door across the door from his house - the nervousness and fear of the upcoming final showdown even gave him goosebumps. Of course, Jiang Yucheng is not without self-confidence - although he has no confidence in his talent in writing, at least, Jiang Yucheng feels that his "life" still has some value after all.

Although Jiang Yucheng felt more confident than ever in the work he had brought out, his legs trembled uncontrollably: after all, no matter the quality of the work, the hard work he put into it alone was enough to make people feel satisfied and proud - and this principle certainly applies to every author. However, will other people, as their own readers, also give excellent evaluations? Jiang Yucheng still felt a little uneasy in his heart -- after all, this question could not be answered without people actually reading it.

After all, this time, he wrote something that he had never written before-the first time he deviated from the subject matter he was good at, and would writing such a text really lead to good results? Jiang Yucheng still didn't feel too confident about this question. Over the past year, my writing experience as an online writer has actually been completely reset - I now feel a little vague and unable to grasp the direction, just like my sister's heart...

Note 1: It is still from "The Big Incident", as to why KPC's chickens grow so fast, Mr. Tang Jiru's answer is "educate with love"... By the way, in response to the host Wang Nima's question "Have you added growth hormone?", Mr. Tang Jiru asked rhetorically: "Growth hormone... What is it?"

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