Pei Ji and Zhou Heting are naturally not allowed to go in and out of the bar at will, not to mention that Mr. Zhou has always been clean and self-conscious, and with the psychological shadow of his childhood, Pei Da was not reluctant, and directly sent two assistants to investigate.

In a rare quiet residential area in the city center, Zhou Heting was lying on the sofa in the apartment sideways watching TV and eating fruit, but Pei Ji was shuttling between the living room and the kitchen, busy.

The shadows of the trees outside the window are swaying, and Zhou Heting is lazy because of the spring sun, watching TV without a match, and the whole body exudes a faint lazy atmosphere. He squinted at Pei Jiren preparing fruit and beer for him one after another, and felt inexplicably comfortable in his heart, so he simply kept staring at the man with one hand on his cheek, and made his back hairy.

It stands to reason that Pei Ji, the character of a daughter-in-law fan, has been stared at intently for so long, and he should have burned a wildfire in his heart, threw the rag and threw the fruit knife, and when he turned his head, he picked up the person and walked to the bedroom shamelessly. However, Pei Da relied on his excellent basic skills of loyal dogs, and he was stunned to smell an unusual sense of crisis. He hesitantly looked back at Zhou and listened, and said vigilantly: "...... What, what's wrong? ”

I saw that the corners of Mr. Zhou's mouth curved out of a weird and weird arc, squinted his eyes as if he hadn't woken up, and said quietly: "It's okay~"

Pei Da only prick up his ears vigilantly before, listening to him spit out the words so many times, not to mention his ears, his tail was straight.

Zhou He looked at him indifferently, his eyes were as round and bright as a light bulb, and when he saw Pei Ji stiffly turning his head and continuing to peel apples, he burst out coldly: "Pei Ji, how many people have you slept with?" ”

Otherwise, some people often say that the power of language is endless, Pei Ji is also a normal man who runs for one meter nine, a healthy man who wants abdominal muscles and chest muscles, and he was almost destroyed by such a sentence into a second-class cripple.

Pei Laoda's hands trembled, and the poor apple was accidentally injured and cut into performance art, and it was cut to the core.

Zhou and listened to the face without changing color, playing with the taste: "What? Can't you ask? ”

Pei Ji roared in a 720-degree whirlwind in Thomas's heart, and the small world in his heart roared angrily - "Waste your sister's words!" Who will say this to the couple's daily chat without warning! You're defusing a bomb with a torch in a swamp full of crocodiles! The crocodile is still the kind that has been hungry for half a year, and the bomb is still the kind of dirty bomb! You're not playing with fire, are you!! Pei Da was possessed by a roaring emperor in his heart, but he could still maintain a smile on the surface, took out the acting skills of the actor, and said as elegantly as possible: "No, I'm just a little surprised that you asked." ”

Zhou He seemed very happy to hear this, and his words were full of curiosity, "Then tell me about it, is the base number big?" What is the ratio of men to women? ”

A good apple in Pei Ji's hand is now peeled to the core, he feels that he is wearing a gas mask, holding small scissors in his hand, in front of him are two lines, one red and one blue, and a row of flashing blood-red characters above his head: "liveordie?" "He was followed by a group of large carnivores that hadn't opened meat for hundreds of years...... Now he changes his clothes and goes to the bar to find Xiaojing, is they still in time?

Pei Da gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words: "Forgot." ”

Zhou He stared at him suspiciously, with a look of disbelief, "That's definitely a lot, or you won't be able to remember." ”

Pei Ji twisted his face and turned his head to look over, "Are you jealous?" ”

Mr. Zhou looked like a gentleman and shook his head generously, "No, I'm just doing an investigation." ”

Pei Da was completely confused by him this time, "What investigation?" What to investigate? ”

"Survey the average number of sexual partners per year for showbiz workers."

Pei Ji was aroused by him with goosebumps, "It's too heavy!" What novels are you reading again!? ”

Zhou listened to the innocent situation, "No, I'm investigating seriously." Start with you first, and then ask Cui Menghua about them, oh, and Director Han. ”

Pei Ji saw Han Ruoxu's big foolish face that looked like a dignified man in the rivers and lakes, with a handful of gray miscellaneous hairy beards, and then equated it with the word sexual partner...... Pei Da covered his face, what kind of thing is this......

"What kind of stimulation are you under......" Pei Da said bitterly, "What knots do you have to tell me, don't mess around......"

Zhou listened to Zhengse and said: "Isn't this trying to analyze the reason for Senna's abnormality?" ”

Pei Ji couldn't keep up with his pole vaulting thinking at all, and was stunned, "Ah? "Yes.

Zhou Heting explained: "Didn't she say that she was jealous of others for the sake of women, so she did it?" If she doesn't want to talk about her temper, then we will definitely not be able to pry her mouth open, so it is better to come up with some factual basis for rational analysis. Saying that, he leaned in the direction of Pei Ji and asked, "If it were you, if you had a sweetheart but couldn't get it, what would you do with your group of bed partners?" ”

Pei Ji felt like he was going to have a stroke, why did he come back to him again!?

"Lao Tzu has no bed partner!" Pei Da stiffened his neck, "Lao Tzu is waiting for you like jade, can't you?" ”

Zhou Listening didn't say anything at all, but looked like he was really analyzing it seriously, and said thoughtfully: "...... That's when the number of bed buddies plummets. ”

Pei Da only felt that a mouthful of old blood was about to be vomited, and he was physically and mentally exhausted.

Zhou listened to the situation, and said seriously: "You see that Senna has always been romantic, and she should be a very famous figure in her circle, and her love life is a little turbulent, and everyone in the circle should be tacit." It doesn't matter if she doesn't tell us, her group of friends will definitely have someone who will be happy to share. ”

"Also...... There's no need to be so troublesome, Xiaojing, they go to the bar to investigate, maybe they can meet witnesses? Or maybe these entertainers will be able to dig up a full set of stories tomorrow......" Pei Ji was obviously skeptical of his whimsical idea, raised his eyebrows and spoke slowly.

Zhou Er's face changed instantly, and he pouted faintly and was a little dissatisfied, "It's boring." ”

Pei Ji was disgusted for less than two seconds, and suddenly reacted, "You...... I rely on you to actually want to find out how many exes I have!? ”

Zhou He glanced at him, "You think too much." ”

Pei Ji realized this possible existence, and suddenly came to his senses, and cheekily rubbed over to "hehe" Yile, "Are you jealous?" You're so wicked to eat this flying vinegar, are you thinking about it alone......"

Zhou He seemed to be a little shaken when he heard this, and he stopped talking, he turned his head and looked at Pei Ji with an excited face, and finally chose not to mention it.

“…… Go away! What do you have on your hands and wipe them on my clothes? Don't think I didn't see it! ”

"Why!"

The two of them were still flirting in the apartment, but the two assistants who were assigned to the office were dusty and full of complaints.

"I'll just say you're retarded!" Xiao Jing sat in the burger restaurant indignantly drinking Coke, and the straws were bitten out of shape by him, "How many times have I told you that the daytime session of that bar is different from the midnight session, you just don't believe it!" It's okay now, come out so early, you have to wait for it to open like a pen. ”

Lu Pin was accused of being so slumped, but he still couldn't help but talk back, chewed the Big Mac in his hand and said aggrievedly: "You know to blame me!" Since you know so well, why didn't you explain when I said I went out! I had to wait until we all arrived at the door of the bar! Hindsight! ”

Xiao Jing was a little speechless when asked rhetorically, and replied stiffly: "That...... Didn't I forget, I don't go clubbing, how can I remember it so clearly. ”

Lu Pin turned his grief and anger into appetite, devoured the hamburger in front of him alive and continued to act aggrieved, "I think you are so hot because you can't go on a date and can't see your sister!" Hmph, heavy color and light friends, see color and forget righteousness. ”

Xiao Jing was grabbed by the pigtails, and for a while, his cheeks were faintly red, and he said stiffly: "You think everyone is like you!" **Silk Single Dog ...... Eat me so many burgers. ”

Lu Pin was even more aggrieved, and while glaring at Xiao Jing, he picked up another hamburger with a momentum, "Knock on the door!" Look, eating a few of your burgers hurts you! The girl is blind and follows you! What kind of world is this, a new three-good man like me who can cook at home doesn't have a girl to want, but it's your mother who is stingy and found ...... first."

Lu Pin was still immersed in his own sad and angry little world, and Xiaojing, who was calloused, inadvertently glanced out of the window, but saw a familiar figure, he instantly put away his joking mind and looked at the past, and after carefully identifying the face of the woman on the other side of the road, his mouth unconsciously opened into an O-shape.

Xiaojing slapped Lu Pin, who was still completely unconscious, and didn't care about the other party's impatient tone, lowered his voice and whispered: "Look at you!" The one across the road! ”

Lu Pin leaned back straight by his appearance, "Why are you like a spy......" As he spoke, he also turned his head and looked in the direction of Xiao Jing's finger, his original attention was a little sloppy and focused instantly, and the whole person was refreshed, and his surprised look was on par with Xiao Jing.

"That's not ......" Lu Pin swallowed the hamburger in his mouth in two or three bites, and his face was full of surprise.

Xiao Jingmeng nodded, "You didn't expect it either!" ”

Lu Pin said in disbelief: "How could they get mixed up......

Xiao Jing obviously remembered what was going on, and immediately sent a message to Pei Ji, pointing to him.

Lu Pin was still immersed in shock and couldn't come back to his senses, "Oh my God, Teng Han definitely doesn't know about this!" ”

Xiaojing lowered his voice and said into the receiver of his mobile phone: "Boss! The latest news, Teng Han's man is suspected of cheating, guess who the junior is! ”

Lu Pin frowned when he heard this, "If you say this, Pei Da will definitely dislike you, believe me, I have experience, every time I talk and hear this, he doesn't bother to pay attention to me." ”

Xiao Jing also felt that this tone was too gossipy, and immediately revealed the answer himself: "It's Zhu Shu!" I caught Lu Pin directly with him, and my eyes were about to look out of the window! ”

As soon as the voice was sent, Xiao Jing felt that what he had just said was so weird, so he asked Lu Pin tentatively: "I just spoke like that, is there something wrong?" ”

Lu Pin hugged the fries and ate them, and took the time to reply to him: "I think you should add a ...... on the road."

Xiao Jing Yangtian thought for a moment, and couldn't help covering his face, what does it mean to catch rape directly, and his eyes are out of the window...... Caught in bed!?

Of course, he was not the only one who thought so, even the sluggish Lu Pin noticed it, and the two big stars who held up their mobile phones to play voice were also at a loss when they listened.

Zhou Heting hesitated: "Is it my delusion...... No matter how I taste this, I don't think there's something wrong......"

Pei Ji sighed, it's over, his family's steady assistant has been completely led astray by classmate Lu Pin.