Qiu Shi and Wang Cong went downstairs together and came to the barbecue restaurant at the entrance of the community, Wang Cong ate here a few times, and felt good, the two ordered some meat skewers, and the cooked tendons were ready to be packed and eaten at home. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Soon the two returned home with a bunch of barbecues, set up a position on the dining table, and there was still some beer in the refrigerator, canned Marina stick beer, and the two of them listened to it one by one.

Qiu Shi said: "Brother Cong, haven't we eaten barbecue so comfortably for a long time?"

Wang Cong returned: "Yes, when I was in school, the three of us went to eat together in the dormitory, and then KTV sang all night, think we haven't done this for a long time." ”

Qiu Shi remembered: "No, I think of the days when I held a membership card and drank KTV drinks casually, it was really enjoyable." ”

Wang Cong also missed it and said: "You still said that, when you return to the dormitory in the morning after an all-nighter, the snoring sound of your little chicken rack can shock a person to death, and you will not wake up after kicking you a few times..."

The two chatted and ate, and there were many topics, from going to school, to Wang Cong being forced to play football with Qiu Shi, to stalking which beautiful female student when he was in college.......

The wine was almost drunk, and the two of them didn't clean up, so they went back to the room to sleep, Wang Cong was paralyzed by alcohol, and he snored loudly when he fell on the bed.

Next!

Because after drinking, the quality of people's sleep is particularly good, so I woke up very early, looked at Qiu Shi in the guest bedroom, still asleep, and didn't care about him, first cleaned up the mess last night, and then I was ready to make some breakfast!

Put the rice in the pot and press the switch, go to wash yourself first, and when you are almost busy, you go to call Qiu Shi up, and after the two have breakfast, Wang Cong asked: "What are you going to do today?"

Qiu Shi said listlessly: "I'm going to sleep after eating." ”

Wang Cong...

"That's it, you go to the TV station with me in a while, and today will record "Original Good Singer", you can go and watch it. ”

Qiu Shi's eyes lit up when he heard this: "This is a good idea, can you see Wen Qingya..."

When he came downstairs, Qiu Shi saw Wang Cong's big white wood, and his hands were more itchy, and he had to feel it, and Wang Cong was also happy.

In Wang Cong's nervousness and Qiu Shi's excitement, he finally arrived at the TV station safely.

When I came to the lounge, I saw that the musician trio was in the house, Li Lingwei hadn't come yet, Wang Cong also introduced Qiu Shi to the three of them, Qiu Shi faced these strangers, and he didn't like to talk, so he just let Qiu Shi sit in the corner of the sofa and watch.

The three of them played the accompaniment of this song, Wang Cong hummed along, and found that there was no problem, because Li Lingwei had not yet come, Wang Cong began to chat with the musician trio.

Wang Cong said: "Look at your serious appearances, like this! I'll tell you a joke to ease the current embarrassing atmosphere." ”

Ah Guan was helpless: "Teacher Wang, your joke is actually not very funny..."

Ah Rong also chimed in: "Yes, Mr. Wang, do you know how to tell jokes..."

Wang Cong saw that only Xiaozhi didn't make a sound, Ah Guan and Ah Rong both looked like they were going to die, and said angrily: "What do you know, let me tell you, this joke is my repertoire, and I will only live this joke in my life!!."

Ah Guan and Ah Rong were also slightly interested in Wang Cong, but Qiu Shi was a little anxious while waiting, and said, "Brother Cong, you can talk about it quickly, what kind of appetite do you have." ”

Wang Cong coughed a few times, cleared his throat, and then said: "This joke happened abroad, saying that a foreign administrative official stared thoughtfully at Madame.

He said to his wife, "Tell me honestly, have you ever been unfaithful to me since we have been married for so many years?"

The lady was obviously frightened and said, "Promise me first that you won't beat me." ”

The official said: "I haven't beaten my wife for a long time. ”

Madame said, "Well, only three times." ”

Three times? The official was in a hurry! and quickly asked, 'Which three times?'

Madame said slowly: "For the first time, do you remember that when you took the doctoral examination at the university, there was an examiner who made it difficult for you to pass? If you can't get a doctorate, your family will be disgraced." Later, the difficult examiner came to our house in person to congratulate you on your pass, and that's because I ......"

"No wonder, it's all for me...... And the second time?"

"The second time, do you remember when you were ambassador in South America, the president of that country threatened to sever diplomatic relations with our country? If you sever diplomatic relations, you will become an ambassador for severing diplomatic relations, and your political future will be over. Later, the president suddenly changed Taidu and stopped mentioning the severance of diplomatic relations, and that was because I ......"

"Oh, you're still for me...... And the third time?"

"The third time, do you remember that you were nominated to be president of the House of Representatives, and when you stood for the vote, you were still 311 votes away......."

"Poof! ouch~ more than 300 votes!! I can't do it" Ah Rong couldn't hold back at first, and laughed out loud.

Ah Guan also said with flying eyebrows: "Teacher Wang, it's not your repertoire, haha... It's exciting... I guess the official's expression must have been wonderful when he heard it......"

Qiu Shi said with a smile all the time: "Brother Cong, I didn't find out that you have so much little fart before...."

Xiao Zhi blushed and spat out: "Teacher Wang, why have you become so unserious..."

After Wang Cong saw that everyone was amused, he said with a satisfied expression: "Hmph! I know my brother's strength in telling jokes this time!"

Thinking about it, Xiao Zhi can't stand such jokes, if she gives her a piece of Fei Yuqing's hehehehe, wouldn't she shout to catch the hooligans...

Just as Ah Rong was urging Wang Cong to tell another joke, Li Lingwei pushed the door and walked in, and when she saw that everyone was smiling, she asked, "What is so happy?"

The musician trio, you look at me, I look at you, or Xiaozhi said to Li Lingwei: "Just now, Teacher Wang told me a joke!"

Li Lingwei was in a good mood and said, "Oh, then tell me about it!"

When Wang Cong saw that Li Lingwei was also going to listen, he quickly changed the topic and said to Li Lingwei: "That, Lao Li! Come, let me introduce you, this is my classmate, Qiu Shi!"

Qiu Shi was a little confused, thinking that Li Lingwei would not come here, and he was a little trembling when he spoke: "That... That one... Hello you...."

Li Lingwei looked at it, shook hands with Qiu Shi generously, and said, "Hello, Li Lingwei!"

When Wang Cong's rehearsal began, Qiu Shi was still staring at his right hand in the corner of the sofa in a daze...

Wang Cong couldn't help but laugh when he saw it, and he joked beside Qiu Shi in the past: "How is it......?

Qiu Shi said excitedly: "Brother Congcong... I can't take a picture ........"