Chapter 833: The Drunkard Really Drank His Pee!

As soon as he left the drunkard's sight, Niu Lie couldn't help but ask: "Little monkey, how can we have any elixir and jade dew, you promised so refreshingly, you won't be able to take it out later, don't you want people to die?" lā .”

Jiao Ping also nodded approvingly.

Peng Tongfeng scratched his head, and suddenly said self-righteously: "I understand, the boss must want to create this kind of opportunity for us to escape, but the boss treats us like this, why can't we just leave without the boss." ”

"It's just, you can't just walk away. Yu Di also echoed casually.

Monkey Mushroom rolled his eyes: "You guys, it's really stupider than the other, didn't the boss say before, if this drunkard dares to come to us for trouble, let him taste the taste of our urine, I think the boss is referring to this." ”

Listening to the analysis of monkey mushrooms, the eyes of Niu Lie and others suddenly lit up.

That's right, look at the boss's expression just now, isn't that what it means?

"Haha, then what are you waiting for, I'll come first. ”

Niu Lie laughed excitedly, took out a wine bucket from the storage space, took off his pants and peed inside.

Monkey mushroom, Yu Di, Jiaoping, and Peng Tongfeng were not to be outdone, and one person urinated on a bucket.

In a short time, several little demon kings each had an extra barrel full of urine in their hands.

"I'll go, one person and one pot, whose past will I use for the drunkards to taste?" Peng Tongfeng said a little dizzy.

"My urine is the strongest, of course, it's to take my past~!"

"Nonsense, how can your Niu family compare to our Jiao's urine, you must take mine~!"

"Take mine~!" Yu Di also said.

Monkey Mushroom smiled speechlessly: "Why are you so stupid, what is there to fight about, let's each take out a little bit and mix it together, wouldn't the taste be even stronger." ”

"Tsk, that's right!" Niu Lie slapped his thigh: "This move is high, haha, it's really high." ”

Jiaoping and the others also smiled shyly, and immediately began to get busy.

Not long after, a bucket of 'Qiong Jelly Jade Dew' containing the urine of Niu Lie's five little demon kings was officially brewed.

Niu Lie held the bucket of 'Jade Dew Jelly', but frowned slightly and said, "Let's take this pot of urine wine, if it is tasted by the drunkards, won't we die!"

The griffin smiled awe-inspiringly: "Even if we don't give him a drink, will he be able to spare us?"

"That is, if we can let the famous drunkards taste our urine, if this spreads, it will definitely become a topic of conversation after tea and dinner in the Three Realms, and we can be regarded as famous in history, haha. Peng Tongfeng also said.

"Haha, okay, since the brothers are not afraid of death, let's present this 'Yulu Elixir' to the drunkard seniors. ”

Niu Lie Wei smiled, and returned to the lobby with the wine jar in his hand.

Monkey mushrooms and others followed.

"Boss, the little brother you asked for 'Yulu Elixir' got it for you. ”

Niu Lie squeezed his eyebrows and smiled, and casually threw the wine jar to Li Yi.

Li Yi opened the lid of the altar and smelled it, I went, and it was really a commotion.

"Hehe, these guys are quite smart, and they know that they want their urine. ”

Li Yi nodded approvingly, then pointed to the urine wine and said to the drunkard:

In order to brew this jar of wine, the Queen Mother collected the blood of thousands of saints, and after five complex processes, it took a full ten years to brew successfully. ”

Niu Lie and the others, who knew the truth, were stunned when they heard it.

Isn't it urine that enters the body from water to discharge, and it has to go through the decomposition of the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys, which is not a complex process.

"Hehe, the boss is really good at fooling. "Niu Lie, the little demon kings of monkey mushrooms admire Li Yi for being five-body cast.

However, the others didn't know the truth, and they all stared at the barrel of urine with envy.

Some even swallowed their saliva fiercely.

The wine brewed from the blood of thousands of saints, the cliff was delicious and could improve their cultivation, and they naturally wanted to taste it.

Hearing that the barrel of neon fairy brew was brewed by the Queen Mother using the blood of thousands of saints after so many complicated processes, the drunkard was also aroused a trace of curiosity.

Although he liked to drink blood, the blood of saints was not often obtained.

The drunkard grabbed the jar, lifted the lid and sniffed it, and his brows furrowed.

"Boy, why does this wine smell of urine?"

Hearing that the drunkard immediately raised this question close to the truth, Niu Lie and the others all raised their throats and eyes, for fear that the drunkard would accidentally find out that it was really urine.

However, Li Yi smiled and said: "The drunkard predecessors have seen that through the Tang Empire, there is a food called stinky tofu, which smells stinky, but it tastes extremely fragrant.

This Ni Yuan Immortal Brew is similar to stinky tofu, something brewed from the blood of thousands of people, it must smell sassy and fishy, but it tastes like a feeling, and non-bloodthirsty people can't know how good it is!"

"But it's a pity..."Li Yi shook his head in a pretentious gesture.

"What is a pity?" The drunkard was brought into his thinking mode by Li Yi, and asked subconsciously.

Li Yi smiled regretfully: "It's a pity that the bosom friend is hard to find, after this Ni Yuan Immortal Brew came out, the kid once invited this wine to be brewed from the blood of thousands of saints.

No one dares to taste tea, and the wine can be less than a thousand cups when it is a confidant, but it is a pity that after so many years, the kid has not found a confidant, and it is really boring to drink alone, so this strange wine has been treasured by the kid until now.

I just hope that I can meet a confidant in my lifetime and have a drink with him!"

Seeing that Li Yi was spitting stars, what he said was as if it was true, and the little demon kings such as Niu Lie Monkey Mushroom were completely speechless.

A jar of urine can be praised by the boss like this, if this is really replaced with fairy brew, then it must not be praised as a flower!

And the people who don't know the truth about the melon eaters in the hotel are drooling.

The drunkard also seemed to have been poked in the sore spot, and a wild color flashed on his drunken face: "Boy, the heroes of the world you are talking about are just a group of wrecks, and they don't even dare to drink such a wonderful thing as blood wine, it's ridiculous!"

"Today, Xiaodao will sell you a face, and taste the taste of this neon fairy brew. ”

Before the words fell, the drunkard had already lifted off the lid of the altar, raised the altar and poured a few sips.

Seeing that the drunkard actually drank the urine, Niu Lie's eyes widened and the eyes of the little demon kings widened.

They never imagined that the boss would really fool the drunkard into drinking urine.

That's their urine, and it's been drunk by the drunkards.

Let a well-known guy drink their urine, Niu Lie, Monkey Mushroom and a few people can't help but have an endless sense of accomplishment in their hearts, a few of them want to laugh but don't dare to laugh, and their faces are red!

However, these guys also have a small heart and a throat eye, in case the drunkards find out that they have just drunk their urine, I am afraid that they will have a hundred lives that are not enough to kill the angry drunkards!