Take a leave of absence for a while!

Hearing my words, Wu Fatzi nodded and said, "Yes, yes, there is such a thing! I just graduated from high school in my third year that year! My girlfriend who has been with me for more than a year actually slept with someone else, where can I swallow this breath." At that time, I went to the man and gave him a few pockets, but my teeth were all broken by me, and he later paid more than 100,000 yuan. ”

I nodded, continued to look at the eight characters, and said, "When you were twenty-three years old, you moved the Red Luan Star, and there should be a woman who wants to marry you at that time, right?"

Fat Wu's eyes widened, and he immediately answered me yes yes.

Then, he gave me a thumbs up and said, "Mr. Li is really amazing, my family doesn't know about this." At that time, I was about to graduate from college, wasn't it lonely, so I spent the night with a female classmate. Who knew that the woman had fallen in love with me, and a month and a half afterwards she said that she was pregnant and wanted to marry me. I was so anxious that I ran home, and I still bought a standing ticket. ”

Huang Yiyi looked at Fat Wu in surprise and said, "Cousin, how can you do such a wrong thing." A girl is pregnant with your child, and you run away! You, you're not human. ”

"Phew!" Wu Fatzi immediately explained: "That woman lied to me, she knew that I had money in my family, and she had already secretly sent me a fortune! She was not pregnant at all, this is what a friend of hers told me later." If you don't believe me, you can ask Mr. Li. ”

Huang Yiyi didn't believe what Wu Fatzi said now, she looked at me and asked, "Is that really the case?" Mr. Li. ”

I nodded and said, "Yes, he did not have any signs of children that year. ”

As soon as Fat Wu heard me say that, he immediately straightened his back and said, "What's the matter, I didn't lie to you! Your cousin and I are not like that." If she did have a child, no matter how crazy she was, I would be responsible. ”

Huang Yiyi snorted and gave Fat Wu a roll of his eyes.

"Mr. Li, you are so powerful, you can calculate such a top-secret matter. ”

In fact, this is only the basis of eight-character fortune-telling, as long as the fortune chart is discharged, it is very simple to solve the fortune chart. Although I can tell at a glance whether he is good or bad, I have never arranged it for anyone, and this is the first time, I have carefully arranged it.

Hearing what Wu Fatzi said, I replied calmly: "Eight-character fortune-telling can see everything you want to see, and if you want to see more detailed, you can see it." For example, you have a birthmark on your buttocks, and when you were a sophomore in high school, you peeked at your cousin's ......"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Wu Fatzi hurriedly interrupted me, and said with a nervous face: "Seriously, seriously." ”

When he spoke, he looked at Huang Yiyi with palpitations.

Fortunately, Huang Yiyi didn't hold on to this topic, so he continued: "Let's see when I can find a girlfriend." ”

I looked at it for a while and found that his peach blossom moved again this year, but it was still a rotten peach blossom. So I continued, "If I'm not mistaken, there's someone talking to you right now, right?"

Wu Fatzi was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes! Actually, I just want to see if it is possible for me to be with her." If possible, we plan to get married this year. ”

My gaze stayed on Fat Wu's face for about five seconds before I shook my head and said, "It's not possible! You can't get married this year, let alone meet the person you marry." This year, Hongluan Star has not moved, and the pattern of seven killings is your ninth year, not only will you not get married, but you will also get into trouble because of women. ”

Hearing my words, Wu Fatzi sighed, and his expression suddenly became sluggish.

"Every nine years, what does this mean?" Wu Fatzi asked me puzzled.

I explained, "Every nine years means that you are nine, eighteen, twenty-seven, but any multiple of nine is every nine years. Legend has it that every nine years, the king of Hades would take out a book of life and death to draw a person's name, and let this person go to the underworld to report, but anyone who was selected by the king of Hades would die. Therefore, this is also called the year of Hades. ”

"Even if you are not selected by Hades this year, a person of this age will experience some bad things! As long as you get through it safely, it can be regarded as completing one of your three tribulations and nine tribulations. ”

Listening to my words, the two of them were stunned, it was clear that they had never heard of these things. This is a shock to their worldview.

"Mr. Li, was I hit by the King of Hades?" asked Fat Wu with a panicked expression.

"You have to save me, don't let me be hit by Hades. ”

I looked at Wu Fatzi's unproductive look and said, "Don't worry! If the king of Hades had hit you, he wouldn't have let you go through the calamity, and you would have reported it a long time ago." ”

Hearing this, Fat Wu took a deep breath and said happily: "As long as you don't die, you can accept it." ”

I shook my head speechlessly and said: "In fact, there are many more terrible lives than death, such as some people who have broken their feet and legs when they are nine years old, resulting in lifelong disabilities, and can only sit in wheelchairs, or crawl on the ground and beg. There are also some men who will develop lesions and will not be able to be a man in their lifetime. ”

My words made the lax Fat Man raise his vigilance again, and he opened his mouth and shouted: "Ah! There is still this, then you can see what I have experienced in the past nine years?"

I stared at Fat Wu and said, "You should know better than me what you have experienced! The woman you are talking about now is probably your nine-year calamity." ”

Fat Wu choked a mouthful of saliva, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "Then I'll break up with her now!" This woman took the initiative to contact me half a month ago, she is my high school classmate, one of the three golden flowers in our school. The skin is white and beautiful, convex and backward, and it incorporates the characteristics of all beautiful women. She had been abroad for a long time and had not been heard from until a month ago. ”

"She came to my bar that night, drank a lot of wine, and recognized me at a sight. I talked to her for a while, and I found out that she had broken up with her boyfriend, and as soon as I heard that my opportunity had come, I took action. This shot was beyond my expectations, but I didn't expect her to go to open a room that night. ”

"Fat Wu, you scumbag, I didn't expect you to be such a person! You are simply ......" Huang Yiyi couldn't listen anymore, raised his hand and smashed a fist directly on Wu Fatzi's body.

"No, no!" Wu Fatzi hurriedly said, "Aren't I telling the truth in front of Mr. Li!"

Huang Yiyi was so angry that Wu Fatzi's eyes turned white, and he snorted: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." ”

It seemed that the relationship between the two cousins was not bad, but Wu Fatzi ignored Huang Yiyi, turned to look at me and asked, "Mr. Li, then I will break up with her now?"

I waved my hand and said, "Don't break up for the time being, you'll be startled like this!" I suggest you ask your former classmate about the latest news about your classmate. ”

"Okay, I'll ask when I get back. It can be seen that Fat Wu is also very anxious.

I snorted, looked at Wu Fatzi's eight characters again and said, "By the way, your real marriage will appear next year!"

I didn't want to hear this anymore, and now his mind is full of his own nine years.

When I saw him like this, I comforted him and told him to go back to rest first.

After Fat Wu left, Huang Yiyi asked me, "Mr. Li, what's wrong with my cousin?"

I faintly replied to Huang Yiyi's three words: "It's a ghost!"