A white shadow floated outside the window, still speaking in an extremely strange voice: You said that you cried and broke your intestines, and I just said that I was just a floating life, and I paid for that life first, and it was not in vain to live in the world. Life is cool several times, and the floating life is just a big dream.

Gu Tianyou didn't know whether the ghost god existed, but one thing was certain, the guy outside pretending to be a hanged ghost was definitely not a ghost god. Instead, two domesticated spirit beasts were pretending to be gods. This thaumaturgy is called impermanence and revenge.

Choose a long-tailed langur born in Southeast Asia, and after careful training since childhood, every move is expressive. For someone, the monkey is covered in a white cloth, and the white cloth is painted with an image of white impermanence, and the monkey man stands in it and pretends to be a ghost, which has the effect of bluffing people. This kind of monkey is smart and clever, likes to walk upright, and is good at climbing, and is the largest in the same genus, especially the natural white head is more likely to cause fear in people's hearts.

This kind of thaumaturgy is not enough for this beast, it still needs a psychic bird, which is characterized by a long life span and can speak well. The white ape is the guide, and the bird is called with a long tongue. In ancient times, the folk warlocks mostly took Han Gao as a long tongue, this kind of bird can live up to 30, especially good at imitating human words, just from a young age to cultivate, more than ten years of uninterrupted, you can reach the level of dialogue with people. Hiding behind the white ape, the two animals come out together, supplemented by psychedelic drugs, it is enough to make people frightened and even scared to death.

Today's people have made great changes in the selection of birds, listen to the old immortal, the current warlock casters who perform this spell love to choose a kind of male blue purple vajra parrot from the primeval forests of Brazil in South America, this bird is the largest parrot in the world, more than one meter long, weighs five catties, wingspan nearly five feet, has pure blue feathers and a huge beak like an iron hook, and has a lifespan of up to 60 years. Traits are intelligent and playful, good at communicating, especially for human language vocabulary has a high talent for imitation.

This parrot has a simple diet and is extremely capable of surviving. Able to eat a variety of fresh nuts and plant seeds, and very good at using a sharp mouth to break the shells of nuts or grass seeds. Their mouths are so strong that they can even bite off the welds of metal cages. At the end of the Qing Dynasty, there were predecessors in the rivers and lakes who moved with the kingdom of heaven, and after the defeat, they fled overseas, went to Jinshan with the ship and then went to Brazil, and immediately after stumbling upon this bird, they were like a treasure, and after careful training, they could not only be used to make a long tongue for impermanence, but also could be used to burglary to steal jewelry and jade.

This is also Gu Tianyou's extensive knowledge, if he was someone else, he made a fuss in the middle of the night, he was already scared to pee his pants, where would he think about other places.

Han Gao was cultivated, and his voice was deep and coherent, even like a song. And this purple and blue macaw is a loud voice, although there is a genius who learns the tongue, and there is a longevity talent for psychic tongue debate, but there is a shortcoming that is unavoidable. It is that this bird is prone to stuttering, especially with a Latin accent, which cannot be corrected by even a warlock who has traveled many ways. Lao Immortal said that he got such a one when he was young, and he has been with him for more than 50 years, and he still can't change that Latin accent when he dies.

The one outside doesn't stutter, but the Latin accent is extremely stiff and ugly, and the voice is rough and deep and tactful.

The movement here is so big, not to mention Long Jianmei, even Lu Ziqi heard it, the two girls ran to the master bedroom together, and when they saw the scene outside the window, they were frightened. Lu Ziqi was even stronger than the little dragon girl who stretched out her hand, looked at Gu Tianyou's calm and usual face, and asked in a trembling voice, "What is floating outside?" Aren't you afraid? ”

Gu Tianyou smiled: "There's nothing to be afraid of, there are actually two very interesting things outside, someone sent them to trouble us, I plan to grab a tongue and come back and ask, maybe I can get you a particularly fun pet." ”

Xiaolongnu grabbed Lu Ziqi's shirt in fright, her knuckles were a little white from excessive exertion, and she said in a trembling voice: "What, what kind of fun things, that, that, it's clearly the hanging ghost Bai Impermanence, grandma said that his name is Xie Bi'an, specially, take, take people's souls, he is here to find, looking for you bad guy." ”

Gu Tianyou said: "Wait a minute, they will open the window and enter the house, don't blame me for not reminding you, whoever is most afraid of them will look for whom." As he spoke, he took the initiative to open the lock of the locked sliding window, and then turned to Lu Ziqi and instructed, "If you want something fun, go get some macaroni or nuts or something like that." ”

At this time, the white figure suspended outside the window swayed and began to move, and the voice was still talking. It's just that the voice is weird and makes people feel funny. Terror is contagious, but so is fearlessness. Under the influence of Gu Tianyou, the two daughters were not so afraid. Lu Ziqi turned around to get macaroni, Long Jianmei wanted to go with him, and felt that staying by Gu Tianyou's side at this time was the most confident in his heart, so he hesitated for a moment and didn't move.

I saw the white figure approaching the window, and the well-trained white ape was opening the window with his hand, and as soon as the little white paws covered with white hair were revealed, Long Jianmei was frightened and subconsciously grabbed Gu Tianyou's clothes. As a result, I noticed that Gu Tianyou was only wearing a pair of boxer briefs. Her face was red with shame, but when she withdrew her gaze, she couldn't help but glance at the embarrassing bulge, and couldn't help but be secretly frightened, no wonder Sister Ziqi screamed so fiercely last night.

The window was slowly opened, but the two animals outside had no intention of entering the house. I saw that the white cloth trembled, but a wisp of green smoke floated out from behind the curtain. This is a mandala flower dried and ground into powder mixed with gold sugar a little white phosphorus, hidden in the pipe, as long as you blow with your mouth immediately burn a wisp of green smoke, if you are not mentally prepared, it is easy to be induced to the negative emotions in your heart. The recipe is very easy, and it can be solved with just one bite of cold and white.

Long Jianmei felt terrifying again at this moment, where is this like a beast's method, it is clearly a monster doing it. Lu Ziqi brought macaroni and was taken aback when he saw this scene. The little dragon girl immediately got into Sister Ziqi's arms. I saw Gu Tianyou take the macaroni, unhurriedly sprinkled dozens of grains on the sheets, and then threw a few more grains out the window. Then he pulled the second daughter and slowly retreated, away from the bed four meters away from the couch and waited against the wall.

Three minutes later, seeing that the white guy had been chattering but had never made any substantive moves, the second daughter's courage gradually grew. Long Jianmei just wanted to speak, but Gu Tianyou reached out and covered her small mouth. Thinking that this man had just gotten up on the bed, he had done something bad with his hands in order, and he covered his mouth without washing, and he was speechless with shame. Lu Ziqi leaned into Gu Tianyou's ear and whispered, "What kind of animal is here?" ”

Gu Tianyou smiled mysteriously and replied quietly: "It will come out immediately, the white cloth is hung by the bird with a filament, creating a suspended effect, the monkey is hidden under the white cloth, in fact, it is standing on the balcony railing, and after a while, the gluttonous ghost above will not be able to hold back his dry mouth." ”

As soon as the words fell, I only heard the strange voice suddenly change, oops, starve me to death! Immediately after that, a big bird jumped into the balcony with a hula and fed on the macaroni on the ground, and even after eating a few grains, it was not enough, jumped on the windowsill and hesitated for a while, and finally jumped into the house. And at this moment, the white ape outside was covered by the white cloth and broke free in embarrassment, frightened a lot, and fled decisively. All that was left was the iron hook, the giant beak, the spotted and the magnificent bird jumped on the sheets and feasted.

Gu Tianyou's body was like an arrow, and he jumped closer, and suddenly rolled up the sheets, wrapping this strange bird in it. Just listen to its strange scream, oops, it's a dead bird!

There was a stabbing sound, and the sheet was torn open by this guy with his huge beak, and just as he was about to get out of it, a large water cup had already covered its head. Gu Tianyou wrapped its whole body in a sheet, and the bird actually shouted again: Surrender, surrender.

The two daughters of Lu Long were extremely surprised, and they never imagined that there would be psychic birds in this world. The two came over and complained in unison that Gu Tianyou was too cruel. Gu Tianyou smiled and said, "Don't be fooled by its beautiful appearance, this guy is a real raptor thief, a bird that can reach this level of communication, to say the least, it will have to live for more than twenty years, and it will be bigger than the rest of us." ”

"Twenty-seven, twenty-seven, twenty-seven!"

Today, with the advancement of science, it is difficult for us to accept the fact that an animal can understand human language, but just like a police dog can understand a password, a domestic cat of more than ten years will be sad and cry when it hears that its owner is seriously ill. Parrots are the most intelligent creatures, ranking ahead of dolphins and orangutans, second only to crows, and have almost as long a life as humans, and over time, they gradually become familiar with the way humans talk, understand the meaning, and evolve the ability to communicate with people. This phenomenon is rare, but it is not nonsense.

Long Jianmei was surprised: "Do you still know what we are talking about?" ”

Lu Ziqi said: "It will still answer." ”

The bird's head was covered by a cup, and it was difficult to open its mouth, and its voice was even more strange and funny, and it replied, "A fool will not, a fool will not." ”

This amused the two daughters.

Gu Tianyou said: "Is he less cute, I know that you can speak a few words of human language and understand a few words of human language when you are old and fine, since you can understand it, you should know the current situation, let me ask you what is the name of the master?" ”

"Vajra Holy Master, Vajra Holy Master." The bird was simply unfaithful.

When Gu Tianyou heard this, he was secretly annoyed in his heart, this dog thing, Lao Tzu hasn't calculated you yet, you started Lao Tzu's idea first. How did this guy find here? Thinking of this, I can't help but feel strange, I don't feel that I have been followed all this way, and even if I am followed, there is no reason to find Lu Ziqi's house.

"Do you know why Master is bothering me?"

"Woman, woman."

It is estimated that it is Qin Mulan, this King Kong Holy Master seems to have noticed that Lao Tzu also understands thaumaturgy, and he is a little ambiguous with Qin Mulan, afraid of being robbed by Lao Tzu, so he sent this two guys to harm people. But anyone who knows a little strange magic is afraid of being exposed, and there is always a trace of luck thinking that their door will not be easily recognized.

Lu Ziqi immediately asked, "What woman?" ”

"Good-looking, good-looking."

Lu Ziqi was immediately furious, and in just a short period of time, he hooked up with a woman, and even created such a mysterious jealousy incident. raised his little hand and twisted it Gu Tianyou's arm.

Gu Tianyou endured the pain and said with a smile: "Work, work, it's all for work." ”

"The devil believes in you." Lu Ziqi said angrily: "This bird is so cute, what are you still holding it like this?" As he spoke, he snatched away the glass of water that restricted the parrot's speech.

Gu Tianyou said: "I let go of it, it flew away, and then you have to be anxious with me, it didn't complete the task, and there will be no good fruit to eat after going back." ”

"Eat nuts, not bad fruit."

Long Jianmei just wanted to praise it for being good, but unexpectedly, a sentence suddenly popped up: A man sleeps with two women, awesome, awesome!

"Who taught this bird, I'll kill him!"