Chapter 026: Transmission of the Dharma, Barbecue

The six ears should be very weird, but when they are born on this little monkey's head, they are very harmonious and not scary.

"I'm poking! ”

Zhou Zhou covered his eyes, turned around and squatted down, and scattered the surrounding water springs. He waved his hand behind his back, "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!"

The water column dispersed, and the little monkey with six ears ran away towards the jungle on one side, and the figure quickly disappeared......

"Whew!"

Zhou Zhou let out a long sigh of relief, opened his closed eyes, stood there stunned for a few seconds, took a deep breath, and began to run wildly towards the west.

This monkey can't be provoked even more than Sun Wukong.

Six-eared macaque! That's definitely a six-eared macaque!

What monkey can have six ears besides this guy? The six-eared macaque in the wilderness is a population of the monkey genus? Just kidding, that's the four monkeys of the world!

No wonder, my spiritual sense can't detect it, this thing can be caught casually by a little monk like himself?

Uh, although I did catch it just now.

What's the use of catching it...... Kill and eat, get a chain and tie it up as a pet?

Are you kidding...... If you dare to raise this monkey, even if you have cultivated into a golden immortal, you will definitely be killed and disabled!

Taking a step back, what's the use of getting acquainted with it? This guy was finally beaten to death by 'Sun Dasheng' with a stick, and he turned the world upside down, he is simply a bad star!

In the glass cup, the small fish are also jolted left and right, and the pool in the glass cup sets off all kinds of 'monstrous waves'. She asked angrily, "Little Taoist, what are you running again? These two days have only seen you run for your life." ”

"You think I want to run, but this flood is too big, I'm too weak, and if I don't run, I'll definitely be pinched into ashes. ”

Zhou Zhou raised his head and sighed, the boredom in his heart disappeared for a while, but he was a little happy.

Glad that he may really be able to see the invincible Monkey King, go to the Heavenly Palace, go to the Heavenly Court, the golden hoop magic rod stands up to the sky and the earth, and the seventy-two changes will not escape the shackles of a tight hoop after all......

He doesn't worship the Monkey King, but he just listens to the story of the Monkey King since he was a child, and his heart yearns for it.

"Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, I met one of your future opponents today, should you ...... It looks like this now, doesn't it?"

"Little Taoist, who is Sun Wukong?"

"Shhhhhh Zhou Zhou's face was full of mystery.

"You said it yourself...... Is that a very powerful immortal?"

"Fairy, it's a monster, right? Zhou Zhou muttered softly, smiled again, and waved his hand, "What is this about my little monk, it is better to cultivate immortals honestly, grow up early, and find a place to hide and spend time." ”

"Have you figured out where to put me?"

"I'm not familiar with this desolation, let's walk around, you can go wherever you like the big lakes and rivers. ”

"Hmm. "The little fish was a little sullen.

……

The stove was not opened for two days, Zhou Zhou endured the appetite, and just took some spiritual fruits and wild fruits every day to satisfy his hunger.

As he runs, he will suddenly turn back to see if there are any monkeys following him. He didn't want to get in the slightest, especially with the six-eared macaque......

Can't be provoked, absolutely can't be provoked!

"But then again, Fengshen and Journey to the West, what will happen after these stories happen?"

Lying on a big tree with dense branches, Zhou Zhou pillowed his arms, looking at the little spots of light in the shadow of the tree, and his thoughts were a little chaotic.

The glass cup was also received by him in Qu Yuan's bag, and Xiao Yu was sleeping without noticing the changes in the environment outside the cup, otherwise he would definitely have to quarrel with him again.

She didn't like the cramped environment of Qu Yuanbao.

"Alas, it's useless to think about these, it's better to think about when the angel girl will come out, why didn't you let me take a look last time she came out...... No matter how much my brother knows about this desolation, what can he do?"

The old man's admonition echoed in his heart again:

'Do not betray any more what you know from the Hereafter...... That's the way to die. ’

Cultivating immortals has to survive many disasters, and in the old woman of the Dongyi Yin family, he can be regarded as having experienced it once.

Don't show off, make the assembly yourself, right?

More than 3,000 years ago, the god catastrophe, the king of the Xuan insulted the jade statue of the saint of Nuwa, and attracted the king of Wu to cut down. The three sects of Daomen entered the WTO, and they fought because of the gods, and finally led the three Qing families to divide the family, and the Western sect took advantage of the chaos to take many disciples of the three sects...... The stories of the gods have really happened.

The old man Gongji once borrowed the mixed yuan golden bucket, which was the strongest magic weapon when he was a god, and the saint did not come out, and Sanxiao was basically invincible with the mixed yuan golden bucket in his hand.

Of course, Zhou Zhou remembered that the only thing the old man asked him to do was that if he could become a Da Luo Golden Immortal in the future, he would go to the Qilin Cliff outside the Yuxu Palace in Kunlun Mountain to see how the clouds were doing.

It's still a little sad to think about it.

"In order to repay the old man's great kindness, I must put Yunxiao Niangniang on the top 100, no, top 10 goddesses!"

Zhou Zhou clenched his fists and waved towards the sky, before the Goddess of the Flood Desolation Selection Contest opened, he, the chief director and judge, had already started the backdoor procedure......

As soon as his thoughts turned, he began to sort out the information related to the six-eared macaque.

The moment he saw the six-eared macaque, he saw it directly, and the monkey had two square Chinese characters written in large letters:

Troublesome!

If Journey to the West also develops according to the direction of the story in his mind...... This six-eared macaque will be one of the eighty-one difficulties, and there are too many mysteries in itself. All in all, it's definitely a big hassle.

The demons and monsters that appeared in the Journey to the West can be identified, but these six-eared macaques are the only ones ...... Sun Wukong's fiery eyes can't see its body, the heavenly court can't distinguish its demon body in the demon mirror, and the assistant director of Journey to the West's 'Guanyin Bodhisattva' can't tell the truth of the two monkeys.

The Jizo Bodhisattva, who sits in the underworld and can suppress the Shura Blood River, is an absolute Buddhist supernatural person, and the Di Ting under the seat can see the identity of the six-eared macaque, but he does not dare to identify it......

Why don't you dare to identify it?

Zhou Zhou was thinking wildly.

What Zhou Zhou couldn't avoid the most was that there was always a doubt hanging in his heart - the six-eared macaque has all the same skills and magic weapons in his hands as Sun Wukong, where did it learn it?

Even if the six-eared macaque uses its magical powers of 'good listening' and 'everything is clear' to steal the teacher, then where does its somersault cloud and his magic wand come from?

It's scary to think about.

Just talk about what the six-eared macaque did after it appeared - beat Tang Seng, took the salute, and wanted to go to the west to learn scriptures by himself.

What is this?

The six-eared macaque wants to replace the scripture learning team!

This is definitely not something that those monsters who want to eat Tang Seng can do, most of the monsters on the way to the west are from extraordinary backgrounds, and there are powerful calculations behind them to create disasters for the Journey to the West four, but no one dares to really eat Tang Seng, and after catching Tang Seng, they are all waiting for three apprentices to save them.

Only these six-eared macaques actually wanted to use the name of Sun Wukong to seek to seize the great merit of the scriptures.

"Conspiracy, the more I think about it, the more it is a conspiracy...... Fortunately, my brother ran fast, otherwise he would have been targeted by anyone, and he wouldn't know how to die. ”

Zhou Zhou sighed for a while, yawned, slowly closed his eyes, and continued his daily nap.

"Squeak-"

Zhou Zhou trembled, and the spiritual platform shook wildly. He glanced under the tree, jumped directly from the tree, and without saying a word, took a big stride, and ran at full speed in the southwest direction, dragging a cloud of smoke and dust behind him.

Under the tree, a little monkey was about to run, but he saw that the young Taoist fled in a hurry, and there were all kinds of doubts and incomprehensions in the eyes of the black monkey.

Tilting its head and looking at it for a while, it squeaked twice, as if calling for Zhou Zhou to come back. But in an instant, Zhou Zhou, who was running away with his life, had already run away. The little monkey scratched his ears and cheeks and hesitated for a while, using his limbs together, and the figure 'swished' away, and chased after him directly.

Another cloud of smoke and dust......

Zhou Zhou, who was running wildly, heard a squeak from behind, and his spiritual sense didn't notice anything, so he said that he was about to suffer. Turning his head to look, he suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, and scolded loudly:

"I'll go, Monkey Ancestor, what are you doing with me!"

"Squeak-squeak!"

"It was wrong for me to arrest you before, Poor Dao apologized to you, can we meet again if we are far away from the mountains and rivers?"

"Squeak!"

"Don't follow me! or I'll fight the monkey!"

"Squeak!"

On the wild land, two figures, one big and one small, were running wildly, the big one was a young Taoist, and the small one was a little monkey. The two figures dragged two streams of smoke and dust, through patches of trees and across small rivers, as if chasing the sun westward.

In the evening, Zhou Zhou gasped, holding his knees with both hands, his tired waist couldn't straighten up, and he glared angrily at the monkey beside him.

This little monkey with six ears actually followed Zhou Zhou's example, with two monkey paws supporting his knees, the monkey's tail swaying from side to side, and his bright red tongue panting there.

"What the hell are you going to do with me!"

"Squeak, squeak!"

The monkey raised his hand and gestured, drawing the shape of a flame, as if grasping two wooden sticks, constantly turning.

Zhou Zhou couldn't laugh or cry again, "You want me to help you barbecue?"

The little monkey nodded like pounding garlic, his eyes were full of anticipation, and a stream of saliva slipped down his monkey's mouth, and the two monkey paws hugged it, constantly making waves at Zhou Zhou......

Zhou Zhou's eyes narrowed, he ran, he couldn't run.

If you want to fight, you really don't dare, not to mention judging from the speed of this little monkey's running and the ability of the secret breath, you can't beat it.

A few days ago, Dongfang Yu'er forcibly followed and dragged him into trouble, so he endured it. After all, it was just a little fight between the Terran monks, and although it was dangerous, he still had the strength to fight back.

But these six ears also forcibly followed...... Is he a bastard? or an unlucky bastard?!

"Are you a six-eared macaque?" Zhou Zhou asked.

The little monkey nodded again and again, and continued to gesture at him.

"Then why are you here?"

"Squeak!" the little monkey pointed to the west, and the monkey paw covered his face, and the monkey face made a menacing expression......

Zhou Zhou looked at it for a while and probably figured it out, the six-eared macaque was saying that it escaped by itself, and was originally kept in captivity by a giant who was more than ten feet tall, and beat and bullied it every day......

Wait, ask yourself what this does!

"Alright!" Zhou Zhou let out a low cry and interrupted the little monkey's gesture. Frowning and thinking for a while, Zhou Zhou said: "I'll help you barbecue meat once, but don't follow me again after roasting the meat! Okay? No, I'll continue to eat wild fruits, you won't be able to eat them once!"

The six-eared macaque's dark eyes were full of grievances, and he looked at Zhou Zhou pitifully.

"Just this once!" Zhou Zhou's attitude must be tough.

"Squeak. The little monkey bowed his head in a dejected manner, but still made a gesture at Zhou Zhou.

"Forget it, it's better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish, I'll teach you how to barbecue meat, and then be self-reliant. ”

"Squeak!" the little monkey's eyes lit up.

Zhou Zhou raised his head and sighed, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his heart, and he suddenly smiled bitterly.

'Grandpa, is this supposed to be, it's also your calculation?'

……

"Grilling meat starts with preparing the ingredients and handling the ingredients...... The most important thing in the process of cooking the meat is the heat and the frequency of turning the meat, because there is no oil or seasoning, so it is necessary to give full play to the fat effect of the meat itself...... Sit there and keep a distance of three meters and a foot from me!"

Zhou Zhou sat by the fire, warned the little monkey sitting outside his father-in-law, and threw a 'bird leg' over.

The little monkey took it, first smiled at Zhou Zhou, and then gnawed happily.

Did this guy listen to his own lectures? This is the 'Supreme Barbecue Book' he summed up on the cliff of the green cliff!

"Don't just eat it, you can also come and try it, roast this pork leg. ”

Zhou Zhou greeted, stood up and retreated to the side, the little monkey happily ran to the place where Zhou Zhou was sitting just now, learned Zhou Zhou's movements, and began to wash the meat in the puddle of clear water that Zhou Zhou had temporarily made, skewer the meat with wooden branches, and put it on the fire rack to start the barbecue in a serious manner......

The more serious it is, the more comical the scene becomes. Zhou Zhou shook his head and chuckled, although he never let down his guard in his heart, he was also a little close to this little monkey.

It's a pity that it's six-eared......

Or, it is destined to be a tragedy in itself, a monkey head played with by powerful and supernatural beings.

"Little monkey," Zhou Zhou suddenly shouted.

The six-eared macaque turned its head to look at him, waiting for him to speak.

The eyes of one person and one monkey stared, but Zhou Zhou wanted to say but didn't know where to start, just a slight chuckle appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"It's going to be burned. ”

"Squeak!" the little monkey turned his head anxiously to look.

What did Zhou Zhou want to say just now?

Or maybe he doesn't quite know.

A Buddha horn suddenly sounded in his ears, his voice was old, and there was a strange feeling that made people's hearts calm: "Amitabha, I have finally found it." There is a donor to take care of this stubborn monkey, I look at the donor, but I also have a fate with my Buddha, why not enter my Buddha's wonderful realm?"

Zhou Zhou was shocked and turned his head to look.

Three feet beside him, an old monk in a robe, with a solemn appearance, stood there, smiling and saluting himself.

The old monk was barefoot, and under his feet was a golden lotus platform......