Chapter 104: Sister
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At the 16th Golden Horse Awards, there was a scene that made everyone's eyes shatter - Lin Qingxia and Hu Yizhong, who were bound to become fire and water, actually held hands and came to the Golden Horse Awards ceremony together like twin sisters.
Looking at the inseparable Lin Qingxia and Hu Comet, everyone was wondering, how did their relationship become so good?
Actually,
The reason why Lin Qingxia and Hu Comet became what they are now was because of Xu Cun's evil wish - he wanted to play with twin sisters.
It's a pity, not to mention that twin sisters are extremely rare. Moreover, even if there is, it can't get into the eyes of Xu Cun, who has a very high vision.
So, if he couldn't find the real one, Xu Cun was going to get a pair of fake ones to deal with it first.
The similarity between Lin Qingxia and Hu Comet is as high as more than 80%, so they naturally became Xu Cun's target.
In addition, there is a contradiction between Lin Qingxia and Hu Comet.
Therefore, Xu Cun was anti-guest, and held a banquet at Lin Qingxia's house to invite Lin Qingxia and Hu Comet - Xu Cunmei said that he wanted to resolve the misunderstanding between them for them.
Lin Qingxia and Hu Yanzhong didn't want to participate in this inexplicable reconciliation banquet, but they couldn't resist Xu Cun's warm invitation. Moreover, Xu Cun also promised them that he would personally cook this meal for them.
Under Xu Cun's soft grinding and hard bubbles, Hu Yizhong came to Lin Qingxia's house to visit Lin Qingxia with two bottles of fine red wine.
Seeing that half of the goal was achieved, Xu Cun really cooked four hard dishes for Lin Qingxia and Hu Comet himself.
While cooking, Xu Cun also added some special seasonings to Lin Qingxia and Hu Comet in the dish. Moreover, this time, the seasoning under Xu Cun is still a little fierce.
During the meal, Lin Qingxia and Hu Yizhong did not speak, they just buried their heads in the dishes that Xu Cun had made for them - they both wanted to mix up this embarrassing reconciliation banquet for them.
Seeing this, Xu Cun was not in a hurry - he tasted the red wine brought by Hu Comet, and at the same time admired Lin Qingxia and Hu Comet, two beauties who looked very similar, with a slight drunkenness.
After being cold for a while, Xu Cun began to tell meat jokes to Lin Qingxia and Hu Comet.
"There is a husband and wife who are so poor that they often go without food all day long! So, in the evening, the wife offered to be intimate with her husband three times a day in lieu of three meals! My husband agreed! When I woke up the next day, my husband felt dizzy! The husband leaned against the wall while walking, and said to himself: "Good girl, this can be used not only as food, but also as wine!" ”
"A soldier was practicing climbing a tree, and suddenly, he fell from the tree! The officer said angrily: Why did it fall? The soldier replied: Two squirrels ran into my crotch! The officer said angrily: Two little squirrels, just scared you like this bear? The soldier replied: Sir, it's not that simple, these two squirrels actually said in my crotch that they want to divide the fruit! ”
"What do rotten turnips have in common with a pregnant woman? One student replied: It's all bugs. Only 60 points. Another student received a perfect score, and the answer was: It's all because he was late. ”
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The meat jokes told by Xu Cun are all classics that circulated on the Internet in the previous life, and the impact on Lin Qingxia and Hu Cois, who have never been exposed to such jokes, is quite strong.
At first, Lin Qingxia and Hu Comet could still hold back their smiles and pretend to be ladies to taste Xu Cun's 'meticulous' cooking. Slowly, they couldn't hold back their laughter, and they were teased by Xu Cun's meat jokes. After that, Lin Qingxia went to the bathroom, while Hu Yizhong simply said goodbye and left.
At this moment, how could Xu Cun let go of the Hu Comet who had eaten his 'meticulous' cooking?
As soon as Lin Qingxia entered the bathroom, Xu Cun slammed Hu Zhongbi on the wall, and then kissed Hu Zhongzhong's red lips.
It's not the first time Hu has experienced working with another woman. Moreover, before coming, she had vaguely guessed that such a situation might arise, and she was mentally prepared. In addition, the special seasonings that Xu Cun had placed were too fierce. Therefore, Hu Comet is very light and obedient.
It didn't take long for Lin Qingxia in the bathroom to hear the unbridled groaning of the comet outside.
Hearing Hu Coad's groan, Lin Qingxia's first reaction was annoyance and anger - she never thought that Xu Cun and Hu Comet would dare to do such a disgusting thing in her house.
However, listening to it, Lin Qingxia couldn't stand it.
Slowly, Lin Qingxia became red-faced and red-eared, so hot that she didn't want it!
I don't know how long it took, Lin Qingxia, who couldn't stand it anymore, opened the door of the bathroom, and walked in the direction where the screams came from with red eyes......
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The next morning, Lin Qingxia couldn't accept the fact that it had happened, especially the fact that she and Hu Yanzhong were still in a daze and Xu Cun opened the back door. So, she kicked Xu Cun, who had a lot of hair last night, out of her house.
When Lin Qingxia met Xu Cun, Xu Cun was just a poor boy who had just arrived in Xiangjiang and had nothing.
In just over two years, Xu Cun has gone from nothing to a billionaire with great fame in the Asian film industry!
Compared with Xu Cun, whether it is Qin Khan, Qin Xianglin, or Lin Qingxia's former rumored boyfriend, they are all weak!
Seriously, Lin Qingxia is really proud of being Xu Cun's girlfriend and wants to form a happy family with Xu Cun.
But Lin Qingxia didn't expect Xu Cun to not only be distracted, but also let her be with Hu Comet......
Lin Qingxia really can't accept this matter, at least for now.
Therefore, Lin Qingxia needs time to think about what she should do, and it is best to have someone who is sympathetic to her to have a good talk with her.
Therefore, Lin Qingxia only drove Xu Cun out, but left Hu Comet behind.
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After that, the development of things made Xu Cun very dumbfounded and puzzled - I don't know what Lin Qingxia and Hu Yizhong talked about or reached a consensus, they were as good as a pair of sisters, and they ignored Xu Cun.
Lin Qingxia is not surprised that Xu Cun is like this, but Hu Comet, who has been trained by Xu Cun for more than half a year, is also like this, which makes Xu Cun very confused!
It wasn't until two days later that Xu Cun knew that the reason why Hu Comet was like this was because Hu Comet wanted to help him completely overcome Lin Qingxia's difficulty - Xu Cun had too many women, and the smart Hu Comet already had a sense of crisis, so she wanted to do something for Xu Cun, and then let Xu Cun always care about her. Therefore, she endured the reluctance in her heart and wanted to help Xu Cun get Lin Qingxia completely.
Xu Cun can roughly guess a little bit about what Hu Comet is thinking, he is going to find a time to have a good talk with Hu Comet, and tell Hu Comet that he Xu Cun is a bastard who likes the new and never gets tired of the old, not a bastard who only listens to the laughter of the newcomer and does not hear the old man cry.
However, the matter has come to this point, of course Xu Cun has to wait for Hu Yizhong to help him get Lin Qingxia and then talk to Hu Yizhong!
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