Chapter 138: Return Lao Tzu Mao
"Hold - sorry, I wasn't- not - on purpose. Wait a minute. Zhou Jianlai apologized to Zhang Xiaopu very apologetically, but Zhang Xiaopaw's bare head was so funny that he almost laughed a few times after saying a word, and his face turned into the color of pig liver.
"——" Zhang Xiaopaw raised his hand to wipe off the saliva that Zhou Jianlai sprayed on his face, and a black line appeared on his forehead.
He was depressed, where did his clothes go, why did he lie on the ground with his bare buttocks, only a coat on his body, or Niu Dawa's?
After he woke up, he wanted to question loudly, but at a glance, he saw that Qi Yoyo was beating Niu Da Wa fatly, and when he saw Qi Yo Yo's figure, he couldn't help but think of a picture of intimate contact with Qi Yo Yo in his mind, and his heart immediately became empty, and then he saw Zhou Jianlai standing in the distance to watch the excitement with a cheap face, knowing that Niu Dawa should not be in danger of life, so he sold Niu Dawa without hesitation, and ran over to watch the play with Zhou Jianlai.
When I thought that Zhou Jianlai would be sprayed with saliva on my face, I was really depressed.
He thought that Zhou Jianlai laughed at him for not wearing clothes, until his hand wiping saliva suddenly stopped at the position of his eyebrows, touched it back and forth several times, and then gradually showed a frightened expression on his face, looked at Zhou Jianlai, and asked cautiously: "Brother Zhou, what's wrong with my eyebrows?"
Zhou Jianlai took a deep breath, turned his head and looked at Zhang Xiaopaw with a serious face, his tone couldn't help but be a little lower, and said, "It's gone." ”
"It's gone?" Zhang Xiaopu's eyes widened, and he asked, "Why not?"
"It was burned by the big baby. Zhou Jianlai forced a smile and said.
"I-where's the hair?" Zhang Xiaopaw said with a crying voice, touching his bald head with both hands. Only then did he realize that his hair was gone, and he said that it was no wonder that he had been feeling light and cold after waking up, and it turned out that his hair was gone.
"It's gone. Zhou Jianlai said with a sympathetic expression.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Xiaopaw asked resentfully, gritting his teeth.
"It was burned by the big baby. Zhou Jianlai prayed silently for Niu Dawa in his heart.
Zhang Xiaopaw's body trembled suddenly, and his expression stiffened, because he suddenly felt that the crotch of his pants was also cold, and he immediately quietly lifted the corner of his clothes with apprehension, and glanced into the crotch along the gap, and felt that the whole person was not good at this glance.
Zhou Jianlai hurriedly moved a few steps to the side, because the resentment emanating from Zhang Xiaopaw's body was too heavy, and he was afraid that it would be affected.
"Niu Dawa, you shit, Lao Tzu has to tear you alive!" After a short silence, Zhang Xiaopaw burst into a grief and indignation roar in his throat, and the roar was so loud that the roof of the cave swished down the rubble. The thick resentment in that voice made people shudder.
If it weren't for the lack of clothes, Zhang Xiaopu would definitely rush up and join forces with Qi Yoyo to teach Niu Dawa a lesson.
"Beat! Beat hard! Beat to death! This damn person, who has been cut by a thousand knives, burns Lao Tzu's hair, and is not a fucking person!"
"Niu Dawa, you are still Lao Tzu Mao!"
Zhang Xiaopaw was crying with grief and indignation, like a little girl who had been molested by a big man.
Niu Dawa was very excited and happy when she first heard Zhang Xiaopaw's voice, but then Zhang Xiaopaw's angry roar suddenly made him angry, and scolded back in a loud voice: "Zhang Xiaopaw, you donkey basket who forgets his friends, Lao Tzu inserts a knife in your ribs, but you insert Lao Tzu two knives for a little hair, and Lao Tzu will not let you go." ”
"A little hair, is that a little hair? It's obviously a lot!" Zhang Xiaopaw felt insulted by Niu Dawa, and couldn't help but be hysterical.
Zhou Jianlai listened to the argument between the two, and the frequency of his shoulders shrugged faster, he felt that if he continued to hold back like this, he would definitely hold back internal injuries, but looking at Zhang Xiaopaw's cannibalistic eyes, he didn't dare to laugh out loud, so he could only continue to hold back.
"Ouch-" Niu Dawa was punched in the ribs by Qi Yoyo, and her mouth let out a scream like killing a pig. Immediately afterwards, he was kicked on the inner calf, and the pain was so painful that he almost closed his eyes.
Zhang Xiaopaw felt humiliated and cried with grief and indignation, why not Niu Dawa.
He was full of confidence and wanted to give Qi Yoyo some color quietly, but after the fight, he realized that his ability was like a chick in front of Qi Yoyo, and he could only be beaten.
What's even more terrifying is that Qi Yoyo's moves are very vicious, and the strength of her fists and feet is just right, and she picks the fragile parts with tender flesh and thin skin.
Niu Dawa was grief-stricken and indignant, feeling that she was about to be played to death by Qi Yoyo, a vicious girl, but she couldn't let go and begged for mercy and admitted defeat, so she had to find a slope down.
"Shout Grandma, I'm wrong, I'll spare you-"
"Grandma, I was wrong!"
Qi Yoyo thought that Niu Dawa would be able to say a few words, but before she finished speaking, Niu Dawa howled and begged for mercy without backbone, so that her raised fists were embarrassed to fall.
"Grandma spare my life, I don't dare anymore!"
"Ouch, it hurts me. Don't fight anymore, if you beat someone again, you'll die!"
"Ouch, my bones seem to be broken. ”
"My head hurts too!"
"Spare me, I don't dare anymore!"
Niu Dawa snorted a handful of tears, howling so well that she was not sad, making the listener sad and the listener crying.
"——" Qi Yoyo had a black line, but Niu Dawa's miserable howl made her have to wonder if she didn't master her strength and hit hard?
"Are you okay?" Even Zhou Jianlai couldn't help but worry.
"It's okay, this thing is pretending to be a grandson, every time he makes a mistake and beats him, he looks like a bear, like a girl. Zhang Xiaopaw couldn't know Niu Dawa better, Niu Dawa's crooked buttocks he knew what shit to poop, and he could see at a glance that Niu Dawa was pretending to be pitiful and miserable, so he wasn't worried at all.
"Zhang Xiaopu, you turtle bastard!" Zhang Xiaopaw's cold words and ridicule were heard by Niu Dawa, and immediately scolded Zhang Xiaopaw, "You fucking bones are hard, there is a kind of you to try this girl-aunt's fist, guarantee that you will be shit and urine when you punch down, and cry 10,000 times worse than me." ”
"Get out!" Qi Yoyo couldn't stand Niu Dawa's howl and kicked him away.
"Aunt Xie's grace not to kill!" Niu Dawa crawled away from Qi Yoyo's side, and then roared and pounced on Zhang Xiaopaw with a face with a blue nose and swollen face, "Zhang Xiaopaw, take your life!"
But when he was ten steps away from Zhang Xiaopu, he suddenly stood still, his sad and angry expression suddenly stiffened, and then cracked the corners of his mouth, revealing two rows of big white teeth, and pointed at Zhang Xiaopaw's funny bald head: "Whahahaha-"
The laughing was out of breath, laughing unscrupulously, and even laughed and bent over, lying on the ground with one hand covering his stomach, and slapping the ground with the other hand and laughing.
Zhang Xiaoshu's ears and nose smoked, and he bundled Niu Dawa's shirt on his waist to cover the vital parts, and he didn't care if he would be gone in front of Qi Yoyo, so he pounced on Niu Dawa and beat him violently.
"Well, you three wait here for a while, and I'll come when I go. Qi Yoyo put down the next sentence and hurriedly turned to leave, and after a while, a string of silver bell-like laughter came from the direction where Qi Yoyo left.
When Zhang Xiaopaw heard this, he couldn't help but have a black line on his head, and said indignantly: "If you want to laugh, laugh, why hide." ”
"Whaha-" As soon as Zhang Xiaopu's voice fell, Zhou Jianlai, who was almost holding back internal injuries on the side, burst out laughing.
"-" Zhang Xiaopaw.
After about a quarter of an hour, Qu Kai and the others caught up. Qi Yoyo asked him to find a dress for Zhang Xiaopaw to wear. When they saw Zhang Xiaopaw's slippery bald head, they naturally laughed.
In the end, at the unanimous request of everyone, Zhang Xiaopaw had to wrap his headscarf, but others wrapped his headscarves only around his head, but he had to wrap his headscarves to his eyebrows.
"Zhang Gongzi, I'm sorry, the two of them were confused for a while, and committed an unforgivable crime against Zhang Gongzi, and they didn't dare to ask Gongzi for forgiveness, but only begged Gongzi to lower their punishment. Living and capital crimes, both of them have no complaints. Chunlan and Xia Zhu knelt down in front of Zhang Xiaopu at Qi Yoyo's signal, and asked Zhang Xiaopaw for forgiveness for their mistakes.
The atmosphere became a little tense, and everyone's eyes were focused on Zhang Xiaopu.
Zhou Jianlai and Niu Dawa have an indifferent attitude, no matter whether Zhang Xiaopu forgives or not, they will stand aside with Zhang Xiaopaw. However, Qu Kai and the others hoped that Zhang Xiaopu could generously forgive Chunlan's two daughters, so that the atmosphere could be more harmonious.
Qi Yoyo's expression was indifferent, and she didn't know what she was thinking.