Chapter Twenty-Eight: A Stunning Leg
Today's Zhao Minmin is about the same height as Zao Wou-Ki because she is not wearing high heels, she patted Zao Wou-Ki's shoulder, "Hello, willing to drink with me, come, let's drink." Zao Wou-Ki opened two bottles of wine, picked up one and drank it quickly, and then handed the other bottle to Zhao Minmin.
Zhao Minmin also raised his head and drank the whole bottle of beer, but the flush on his face was even worse, he shook the empty bottle in his hand, and said to Zao Wou-ki: "Come again!"
"Okay!" Zao Wou-Ki opened two more bottles, but he drank one bottle first, and then handed the other bottle to Zhao Minmin. Wang Wei and Ji Pengfei didn't dare to stop it, so twice and three times, Zhao Minmin's steps were swaying, and finally she couldn't drink anymore, and she was about to vomit if she drank again, she was still conscious, and she didn't want to make a fool of herself in front of Zao Wou-Ki and others.
Zhao Wou-Ki saw that she was almost there, so he arched his hand and said: "The eldest sister is mighty, and she is willing to bow to the wind, don't ......" After speaking, she covered her mouth and ran to the toilet.
Wang Wei and Ji Pengfei have black lines on their faces, I am also drunk with this acting, pretending to vomit and pretending to be morning sickness, you are going to vomit and still run straight to the toilet? Zhao Minmin took a deep breath and snapped his fingers, "Boss!
When paying the bill, the boss gave a big discount, Wang Wei and others grabbed the bill, Zhao Minmin didn't let it, the key is that Zhao Minmin spoke, and the boss seemed to know Zhao Minmin, so he didn't dare to take the money from Wang Wei and others.
Zao Wou-Ki and the others sent Zhao Minmin back first, and the three of them were a little drunk and staggered. Zao Wou-Ki helped Zhao Minmin, and Wang Wei and Ji Pengfei hooked shoulders and backs.
Zhao Minmin suddenly leaned into Zao Wou-ki's ear and whispered, "Do you know? Tonight is the first time my mother drinks beer, so my mother doesn't know that this thing has a swollen belly, and next time we will drink red wine and compare again." Zao Wou-Ki smiled, "Okay, drink red wine next time." Do you want to go to the toilet now?" "Get out!"
Suddenly, Zhao Minmin stopped, pointed to a tree on the side of the road and said, "It actually dares to stand in my way?" Wang Wei in the back let go of Ji Pengfei when he heard this, squatted on the ground and measured it with his hands, and then came back and said to Zhao Minmin with a smile, "Big sister, it's not blocked, it's at least nearly ninety centimeters away from us!"
Zao Wou-Ki's face is black, TM, you also drank too much, people's trees grow on the side of the road, and they don't grow in the middle of the road to block the road, you measure a fart horizontally!
Zhao Minmin pushed Zao Wou-Ki away, and crossed his hands to his waist, "I said that if I blocked it, I blocked it." Zhao Wou-Ki hurriedly said, "Eldest sister, it's blocked, it's blocked, let's go around, let's not meet a tree." ”
Zhao Minmin shook his fingers, "That's not good, you can't go around, my grandfather taught me since I was a child, difficulties are like springs, if you are weak, it will be strong." When you encounter an obstacle and can't go around, you should run it over and let it smash. ”
Zao Wou-Ki slapped his forehead, oh my God! What is this? What a roadblock, it's just a tree! A green tree on the side of the road!
An astonishing scene happened, Zhao Minmin suddenly jumped in the air, spun, and whipped his legs. The long straight legs hit the trunk of the tree, and the thick tree with the mouth of the bowl snapped and broke with a click, and overwhelmed several electric cars parked next to it, and the alarm of the electric car sounded in the night sky.
Zhao Minmin landed safely, looked up and saw that the tree was only half of the trunk, so she smiled.
Wang Wei and Ji Pengfei's jaws almost didn't fall to the ground, and they were scared away by the drunkenness. Zao Wou-Ki touched her chin, what amazing long legs! Look at her whip legs, from exerting force to jumping, in one go, and the lethality is also great enough, should she be a person in the same way as herself? But what an innocent tree!
Zao Wou-Ki picked up Zhao Minmin, who was about to show off, and ran, and didn't forget to drop a sentence, "You two are stupid! Don't run yet, wait to lose the car!"
Zhao Minmin, who was carried on the shoulders by Zao Wou-ki, originally wanted to struggle, but suddenly felt a tumbling in his stomach, and quickly closed his mouth.
Zao Wou-Ki ran very fast, Zhao Minmin on his shoulder was jolted, and quickly covered his mouth tightly with one hand, and beat Zao Wou-Ki's shoulder with the other, trying to let him put himself down.
One person is carrying a long-legged MM in front of the rush, and the two are supporting each other to chase after each other, and passers-by are looking sideways, this is chasing picking-flowers-thieves?
Zao Wou-Ki didn't pay attention to Zhao Minmin, who was thrashing, he just wanted to run a little farther and go a little further. Under the guidance of Wang Wei and Ji Pengfei, they finally arrived at the gate of the community where Zhao Minmin lived.
Zhao Wou-ki, who breathed a long sigh of relief, put down Zhao Minmin, who was carrying it on his shoulder, and as soon as Zhao Minmin's feet landed, he covered his mouth and staggered to the trash can, "Wow-"
Zhao Minmin vomited so much that Zhao Wouji hurriedly stepped forward and patted her on the back, "Look, you can't drink it or you have to drink it, you know it's uncomfortable now, right?"
Zhao Minmin vomited for a while, got up and stretched out his index finger and pointed at Zao Wou-ki, "You still say...... It's not that you have ...... upside down" As soon as the sentence was finished, Zhao Minmin's stomach was tumbling again, and he quickly leaned over to the trash can......
Wang Wei took out a pack of tissues and waited aside, Ji Pengfei looked left and right, and saw a convenience store next to the community, so he hurriedly ran to buy water for Zhao Minmin to rinse his mouth.
Finally feeling a little better, Zhao Minmin straightened up and gasped violently. "Big sister, come, rinse your mouth. Ji Pengfei opened the mineral water bottle and handed it to her. "Eldest sister, the tissue ......" Wang Wei handed over the tissue.
After rinsing his mouth and wiping it with a tissue, Zhao Minmin turned to Zhao Wouji and the others: "You are not allowed to say anything about my vomiting tonight, otherwise the old lady will skin you alive!"
"Don't say it...... Don't say ......," Zao Wou-Ki and the others hurriedly waved their hands. Zhao Minmin turned around and walked towards the community, his pace was a little slow, but he was not so careless, and waved his hand without looking back, "You guys go back quickly, don't send ......"
Seeing Zhao Minmin's figure disappear between the buildings, Zao Wou-Ki and the others parted ways.
Zao Wou-Ki leaned on the platform to smoke, and when the cigarette burned most of the time, the bus stopped, Fan Xue got off the bus, and when she saw Zao Wou-ki, she showed a bright smile again, "Brother Wuji." Zao Wou-Ki smiled and snuffed out the cigarette in his hand.
Fan Xue came to Zhao Wuji and sniffed, "Brother Wuji, have you had a drink tonight?" "Well, drink some." "Going to the bar again?" "What's the matter, food stalls, with colleagues." ”
Listening to Zao Wou-ki's answer, Fan Xue smiled brightly again. The two walked side by side to the residence, Fan Xue thought about it and couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "Brother Wuji, is that sister who lives with you your girlfriend?"
Zhao Wuji was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at her, "What? Have you seen her?" Fan Xue whispered: "I've seen her once or twice, she's very beautiful! Brother Wuji likes her, right?"
Zao Wou-Ki smiled slightly, "I like it!" Fan Xue's heart slammed, like falling into a bottomless abyss, Zao Wou-Ki continued: "But what's the use of liking? People are leaving......
Fan Xue resurfaced like a drowning person, "Are you leaving?" Brother Wuji, isn't she your girlfriend?" Zhao Wuji shook his head, "Never!" Fan Xue smiled, afraid that Zhao Wuji would see his smile, so he hurriedly lowered his head a little, buried his head in walking, and stopped talking.
The moonlight stretched the figures of the two of them so long, so long. Fan Xue noticed her figure, quietly slowed down a little, and moved a little to the right, and the two figures overlapped together. Brother Wuji, am I going to be stupid? I want to go on with you like this, for the rest of my life, okay?
Sending Fan Xue back to his residence, Zao Wou-Ki did not go upstairs after saying goodbye, but turned around and walked out of the building again. Under the streetlight, she was wearing a white shirt, blue skinny jeans, and a pair of inconspicuous sneakers.
Xiao Qing lowered her head and wrote on the ground with the tips of her shoes, leaving no traces on the hard asphalt road, but she wrote it many times repeatedly.
If Zao Wou-Ki had lowered his head and looked at it seriously, he would definitely recognize it, and it was just three words over and over again - Zao Wou-Ki!
The night is deeper and deeper, and the two look at each other silently. After being silent for a long time, it was Zao Wou-Ki who opened his mouth first, "It's time to leave, isn't it?" Xiao Qing nodded, "It's not that I want to hear you say goodbye, it's just that this card, I think it should be returned to you." ”
Zao Wou-Ki looked at the card in her hand and smiled faintly, "Take it! It's a dowry, it's not enough for me to make up." "Get out!" Xiao Qing said softly, her cheeks slightly red, she was very good-looking.
At this time, a black shadow fell from the sky, and Zao Wouji's eyes couldn't help but narrow slightly. He landed beside Xiao Qing, three steps away from Zao Wou-Ki.
He is in his forties, tall, with deep eyes, not angry but mighty, and his eyebrows are quite similar to Xiao Qing. He looked at Zao Wou-Ki, and Zao Wou-Ki looked at him too.
Stinky boy, how dare you make fun of my daughter with a dowry? My daughter can bear it, but I can't bear it. Hmm! This must be Xiao Qing's father!
Xiao Yi came in a hurry all the way, and when he saw that his daughter was good and decent, there was no sign of being bullied.
He had been there for half an hour, and after talking to his daughter and knowing everything, the anger in his heart dissipated. Of course, Xiao Qing concealed Zao Wou-Ki's coercion of her to take a selfie, otherwise he wouldn't just be standing opposite Zao Wou-Ki at this time.
"Uncle Xiao?" Zao Wou-Ki asked. Xiao Qing didn't have time to introduce it, but Xiao Yi's face darkened, "Who is your uncle?daughter, you just lost to this kid......?" He was a disciple of the Flower Sect, Zao Wou-Ki. ”
Xiao Yi said disdainfully, "The Flower Sect? Is he the apprentice of that old man?" Hey, the remnants of the Flower Sect, how many people are there in your sect? Is that dead old man dead?"
It is the Buddha who still has three points of fire, not to mention that Zao Wou-Ki can't stand the disrespect of others for his master, "Senior, for the sake of Xiao Qing's father, I will call you a senior, and please stop in moderation and show more respect to the family teacher." ”
"Yo! The toad yawned, and his breath was quite large. The whole people in the rivers and lakes know that your master is a YIN thief, and I call him a lewd old man who is quite elegant, so what if I don't respect him?"
"It's too much to deceive people! Zao Wou-Ki from the Flower Room, please give me advice. Zao Wou-Ki spread his hands, and the hem of his clothes was windless. Xiao Yi sneered, "Don't do what you can! Daughter, kill or not?"
Xiao Qing was stunned for a moment, then frowned, pulled his father's clothes, and said a little shyly: "Daddy hates it, what kind of killing! ”
Her coquettish appearance made Zao Wou-Ki a little stunned in an instant, but Xiao Yi immediately became angry, something was wrong, look at her daughter's appearance, and said that there was nothing between the two of them! Good boy, dare to soak my daughter? Look at Lao Tzu, I won't beat you to death!
Xiao Yi moved, three steps away, fleeting. What a quick move! What a fist! Zao Wou-Ki didn't use the ghost to dodge this punch, he didn't want to dodge, as long as he dodged, he lost in momentum, so he blasted out a palm and hit this punch hard......