Chapter 501: You Must Have Sheep Epilepsy
"Yes, Wu Zun, we will do our best to die for the spirit girl!"
"Hmm...... I hope you don't disappoint the Holy Queen, and if you can't get the Spirit Maiden to accept you, you don't have to come back!
Because even if you come back, you will be put to death, and the dead men and servants who cannot be used by the spirit maiden are waste, so what use do you want?
Your tribe, your brothers and sisters, will also fall into nobility and become the lowliest slave orcs, driven and trampled on!"
"Yes, we will obey the will of the Holy Queen, and we will die for the Spirit Maiden!"
This time, the voices of the eight teenagers were even more excited, louder, and stronger!
When Su Xiu heard Wu Zun's threatening words, she was simply angry, and her eyes swept over with stern and sharp eyes. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Seeing the monkey covered in yellow fur with a smug face, she was very unhappy.
Squinting his eyes slightly, he thought to himself, if only the new function of the Vision could attack people with mental power.
This monkey is too arrogant, threatening these teenagers in front of her, and still taking her in his eyes?
On the surface, you can't hit him, after all, he represents the Holy Queen, but if you teach this monkey a lesson in your spirit, others must not be able to see the clues.
Thinking like this, Su Xiu was suddenly slightly stunned, because her eyes clearly saw an invisible spiritual power flying out, turning into an arrow of light, and shooting fiercely at the back of Wu Zun's head.
"Ah, my head hurts!" Wu Zun had just stood up straight, and was about to step on his legs, when he suddenly fell to the ground, holding his head and rolling.
After only a while, the humanoid form was gone, and it turned into an old ape!
Su Xiu covered her mouth with her hand, unable to believe it.
Really, it really answered her heart's thoughts.
Her Vision of God was actually generated, as if it had a substantial extension of spiritual power, and it could be turned into a weapon, and it could fly out of the brain to hurt people?
It's too awesome!
Su Xiu looked at the old monkey trembling in pain, and was about to foam at the mouth, so he quickly withdrew the light arrow.
She was secretly refreshed, but she pretended to be concerned and asked, "Wu Zun, what's wrong with you?
"I don't know why, just now it was like a sharp arrow that passed through the head of the deity, and it really hurt the deity. ”
Wu Zun thought of the feeling at that moment just now, it was as if his soul was being torn apart, it was really terrifying.
"Is Wu Zun joking, how can there be any sharp arrows?If so, why is Wu Zun not injured?" Su Xiu deliberately changed the topic.
"Yes, you liar, you don't have any wounds on your head, and you don't bleed, how can it hurt?" Lan Bao snorted unhappily.
"I think you may really have some serious disease, now it affects the brain, it makes you hallucinate, I think you still don't care about whether others live or not, or hurry up and see if you can live." Nine-Tails laughed arrogantly and said very viciously.
Xu Shaoqing's well-timed divine assistance, in one sentence, almost made Wu Zun vomit blood: "As far as I know, this disease, in the human world, is called sheep epilepsy, and it is difficult to eradicate it."
Could it be that Wu Zun was accidentally infected when he was active in the human world before? It's just that Wu Zun's body is a monkey, how can he be infected with sheep, madness, and madness?"
Although Lan Haoqi didn't have a poisonous tongue, he made a very concerned appearance: "Wu Zun, I read the newspaper a few days ago, it is said that there is a hospital in the human world, which has a special study of sheep epilepsy, and has also developed a new drug, which can be restrained, otherwise we will send you to take a look?"
His serious and caring appearance instantly made everyone want to laugh.
It's just that they all tried to endure it, because the old monkey's face was as black as the bottom of the pot.
He didn't dare to scare the Heavenly Fox Patriarch and the virtual young master, but he looked down on Lan Haoqi very much, and even said coldly: "Little Orchid, dare to laugh at the deity?"
I'm really impatient, the deity himself is a doctor, I need you to talk more?
Su Xiu saw this old monkey, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, and dared to bully her sweetheart orchid husband, and she couldn't bear it immediately.
The Vision turned into an arrow and shot it at Wu Zun's head.
Wu Zun screamed again, fell to the ground, rolled around, and was so painful that he was screaming all over his body, foaming at the mouth, which was very terrifying.
"It seems that my husbands are not wrong, Wu Zun may really have sheep epilepsy, and it is very serious, since he can't look down on the hospital in the human world, then hurry back to the spiritual world.
I don't want to see Wu Zun die on the way, and there is no one to collect the body. ”
Wu Zun was so hurt that the seven souls ran away with three souls, and after the pain receded like a tide, he didn't have the energy to reprimand others anymore, and he didn't have time to turn into a human form after three or two steps, so he quickly climbed outside the courtyard.
He was also scared in his heart, it seemed that he really had an unknown strange disease, and the key was still in his mind.
How good is that?
He still has many ambitions and hegemony, but he has not completed it, how can he get sick and die?
Most importantly, he is the greatest witch doctor in the spirit world, and if he is sick, will people believe in his healing skills?
How will his heir serve the public in the future, and how will he make those orcs respect him?
It was the first time Wu Zun had encountered such a situation, and he couldn't explain it, so he could only consider himself unlucky.
"Grandpa Monkey, do you really want to go out like this, if you let passers-by see it, it will make headlines. Lan Bao interjected very unceremoniously.
Wu Zun gritted his teeth, eager to correct the little child's name, but he thought about it.
Taking a deep breath, he reluctantly transformed into a human form and stumbled towards the gate.
Lan Bao's voice reminded Su Xiu of the fact that this old monkey had almost killed her son, and decided to repair him again.
I also happened to experiment with the new features of the Vision of God.
She thought in her mind, turning into vines, binding his feet and causing him to fall.
As soon as the thought fell, I saw a transparent vine suddenly appear in front of Wu Zun's feet that he hurriedly left.
"Ouch! Who tripped me?" Wu Zun grunted, and fell directly to the ground, just as his chin hit the ground, and immediately knocked off two front teeth.
He looked to the ground, and saw that the marble surface was as clean as new, and there was nothing at all, but how could he suddenly fall?
Wu Zun couldn't care about it so much, anyway, he felt that Su Xiu was very weird here, so it was better to leave quickly.
The next time there is such an errand, he will definitely not receive it again, and whoever the Holy Queen loves to come, let whoever comes.
As soon as Wu Zun's figure disappeared, Su Xiu and the others laughed loudly.
Su Xiu laughed so much that she fell directly into the arms of the nine tails, and she kept pressing her stomach, and everyone couldn't laugh.
"This monkey, after seeing him, dares to be arrogant in front of us. Nine-tails played with Su Xiu's fingers fondly, and smiled very proudly.