Chapter 062: Spoof version of Journey to the West

The office building of New Century Biochemical Co., Ltd. is quite magnificent, and there is a table on the nine steps at the door that is used as the rostrum, and the table is covered with red silk cloth, so that you can condescendingly watch the Yangge team on both sides enter.

It's just that the distance is a little far away at the moment, and everyone on the stage is talking about it, I don't know how Tang Seng was spoofed, Yun Zitong looked at Li Ming next to him, who shook his head and smiled bitterly, saying that he didn't know what show these people were directing.

Yun Zitong secretly scolded an unscrupulous guy, such a wonderful Yangge plot, and he didn't give an explanation or anything in advance. She really didn't expect that the big Yangge of the autumn equinox village could be so brilliant. However, what Yun Zitong didn't expect is still behind!

At this time, the Yangge team on the west side gradually approached, and many people looked at the head and shouted: "White bone spirit, it's white bone spirit!" ”

This gang from the west is full of demons and monsters, what white bone spirits, what bull demon kings, what red children, ho! There are more than a dozen goblins with names and surnames shining on the stage, just look at the white bone elf enchanting figure, handsome eyebrows and flowing clothes, specifically looking for young men in the audience to talk.

"Hey, have you eaten? I'm so good-looking, ha! ”

As soon as he opened his mouth and fell off his glasses, no one could have imagined that such a handsome woman would be a real man! There was a quick response and shouted: "It's lively now, Tang Seng and his apprentices have encountered demons and monsters, look at it!" ”

The two teams of Yangge gradually approached, and everyone on the rostrum finally saw clearly, it turned out that Tang Seng who was riding a cloth donkey was holding a baby in his arms and a bottle in his left hand to breastfeed. The officials who were originally sitting upright on the rostrum could no longer hold back their laughter and burst out laughing.

This is not the end, I saw the king of the daughter country flashing behind Tang Seng, also holding a baby in his arms, and the two of them were in front of the rostrum. The two teams finally met. As everyone expected, just like dry firewood meets fire, Sun Wukong turned three times in a row, crashed into the goblin team, and started to fight.

Everyone applauded enthusiastically, and the difficulty of stepping on stilts and somersaults was not ordinary. This Monkey King is played by Zhao Dalai, Zhao Dalai began to perform on stage with his parents at the age of nine, and he has practiced real kung fu since he was a child.

Therefore, Zhao Dalai's performance is especially popular with the younger generation, and when he was attracted by Zhao Dalai's superb kung fu, he married him who had nothing. Sun Wukong is a beautiful monkey on a tree, with a height of more than one meter and seven meters, plus seventy centimeters of stilts, almost curled up into a ball and hung on a stick!

For tens of seconds, it's like a Dinghaishen needle standing firmly, which is great! Then Sun Wukong jumped up, and in the air, his two legs were straight apart into a straight line, nearly four meters long. Landing on the ground and tumbling, then doing a handstand with both feet, holding the iron rod between its feet and bending backwards and backwards until the iron rod is placed on the back of the head.

Everyone applauded warmly and applauded loudly, almost covering up the earth-shattering gongs and drums, and the officials on the viewing platform also gave a thumbs up one by one and shouted: "Good! ”

That's great! It's so exciting! Yun Zitong was completely excited, just these few appearances are definitely not something that ordinary people can do! Yun reporter didn't expect that the autumn equinox village actually hid the dragon and crouching tiger, this Zhao Dalai, who looked a little obscene, was like a fish in water in the Yangge team, and he was mighty!

is as excited as Yun Zitong, as well as those photographers, several of whom are not big names in the stage, even if they have the strength, they don't have this opportunity to shoot big scenes.

Intentionally planting flowers and flowers, unintentionally planting willows and willows! I thought I was assigned, but I accidentally encountered this kind of wonderful shot, where would I not do everything I could to capture every set of pictures?

I saw that Sun Wukong was mighty, covering left and right, jumping forward and back, pointing east and west, from south to north, an iron rod was rounded, and there was almost no figure in sight. Flashing and moving in the group of goblins, behind the white bone spirit, he chased after him, and it didn't take much effort to kill the three clones of the white bone spirit.

Pan Xiaoying had already squeezed out her body full of fragrant sweat, panting and fanning the wind with her handkerchief, but suddenly her hand stopped and looked at the opposite side. Across the Yangge team, Li Ming looked at Pan Xiaoying with a smile, and waved his hand from afar, Pan Xiaoying suddenly felt that it was dawn!

How can you still have the heart to watch Yangge, in fact, Teacher Xiao Pan has not paid attention to Yangge's performance, so it is serious to squeeze out and stand beside him! The woman was suddenly a little annoyed, she squeezed all the way, she didn't look like any beautiful makeup, and her shoes were almost stepped on, I don't know if he would be annoyed?

Sun Wukong, who killed the goblin, was still triumphant, not knowing that he had caused a big disaster, and a goblin had already complained in front of Tang Seng. That Tang Seng is really good at it, and he recited the mantra loudly, it is estimated that Tang Seng has a Mike on his body, so everyone inside and outside the venue heard Tang Seng's voice from the loudspeaker!

"Ahh Ahh......h

Everyone was dumbfounded, what the hell is this? The song that no one had heard resounded in the sky, Yun Zitong was not prepared for the sudden funny scene, and when Tang Seng played by Zhao Deshi sang "Nervous", she couldn't help laughing anymore and laughed.

While laughing, he beat Li Ming: "Haha! Hahaha, it's so funny! You bastard, don't tell me this song was written by the villagers of the Autumn Equinox Village! ”

Secretary Xiao Li touched his nose: "It's really written by Zhao Deshi, the name is "Worried"!" ”

This song is naturally one of the collections in the "Officialdom Material Library",To be honest, when I heard this song in the notebook in the middle of the night,,I really thought that Apple PowerBookG4 was a virus。 Later, more than a dozen songs were recorded separately on the iPodmini and handed over to Zhao Deshi, which can be regarded as Lao Zhao's work.

I didn't expect Zhao Deshi to use this song here, and he was suddenly full of joy, and then watched Sun Wukong use the iron rod as the axis, continuous tossing and turning, lying on the ground from time to time, one by one oolong position, carp fighting, harrier turning over and other difficult actions, displayed in front of everyone, arousing waves of applause, cheers!

Zheng Mulong is twenty-six years old this year, and has been working in obscurity on the city TV station for four years after graduation, originally he had nothing to do with the autumn equinox village this time, but he didn't want to do chores in the station all day long, no matter what, he could personally take charge of the machine in the autumn equinox village, right?

This was an opportunity, Zheng Mulong took the initiative to find the director and said that he was willing to shoot for a commercial performance. The director of the TV station didn't expect that someone would take the initiative to find him, of course, he didn't have the mouth to agree. After filming a few difficult actions of Sun Wukong just now, Zheng Mulong felt that his hands were sweaty and he could barely hold the camera.

At this moment, Zheng Mulong knew that he had come to the right place, and with only the existing footage, he could attract the attention of the high-level in Taiwan. He was a little excited, he had been waiting for this moment for too long! No one knows that he is a fan of martial arts movies and has loved martial arts movies since he was a child.

Learning photography is to be able to shoot your own martial arts shots one day, what a happiness it should be! Today that dream has come true! Although it is far from being a martial arts movie, it is enough, these wonderful shots are enough to reminisce for yourself! Zheng Mulong suppressed his excitement and devoted himself to filming seriously.

Pan Xiaoying finally squeezed to Li Ming's side, and the scene where Yun Zitong beat Secretary Li just now made Teacher Xiao Pan's heart sour. The woman was a little annoyed that the cloud reporter was not reserved enough, where was the scene just now like a reporter and the village party secretary, they were a pair of lovers!

Finally, Sun Wukong couldn't bear the torture of Tang Shuang and walked away, so this place became a paradise for goblins. The three banshees in the silk cave found Zhu Bajie, and the old pig who was still greasy and crooked with the beautiful woman was swept into the battle group by a ribbon of the banshee.

Marshal Tianpeng faced the demons, without the slightest cowardice, picked up the nine-tooth nail rake and smashed it. Just look at the banshee, she didn't parry, and as soon as she raised her hand to remove the willow weave that served as a spider web in front of her, a tearful and pitiful delicate little face was revealed.

"It's beautiful!"

Many people exclaimed, Guo Lihua's pretty face was as beautiful as a peach blossom, and the banshee was facing the old pig like that, blinking with a pair of big eyes. Seeing that the nine-toothed nail rake was about to be slapped on the head, all the audience's hearts were raised to their throats, not that everyone did not distinguish between right and wrong, but the goblin played by Guo Lihua was too beautiful.

Some of the girls screamed, and others shouted, "Get out of the way, get out of the way!" ”

The nine-toothed nail rake fell little by little, and finally stopped at the top of the banshee's head, just watching Zhu Bajie twist and pinch, saying that he couldn't smash anything. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then burst into laughter, this old pig is really an amorous seed!

The banshee smiled charmingly, and even threw her flattering eyes to confuse the old pig, and the ignorant was pulled up by the banshee, and left with the banshee half-pushed. While walking, he looked back at Tang Seng with a grudge, looking very reluctant.

Where can Tang Seng take care of him, as Sun Wukong left, he was picked up by four or five monsters in the blink of an eye. And with him the black donkey hanging from him, and the child in his arms.

Everyone tore this and the vegetables were bad, and the paper-cut robe on Tang Seng was torn apart, first revealing the emerald green silk pants, and then revealing the cloth pocket embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water worn by Zhao Deshi.

The audience burst into laughter, many people laughed out of tears, Yun Zitong also laughed out of breath, and even the depressed Pan Xiaoying couldn't help laughing. Don't look at the second daughter has been in the autumn equinox village before and after the New Year, but the villagers really don't know the program arranged.

Not to mention the second daughter, even Li Ming has never seen the full version of Da Yangge, these days he is busy with the rural online store and can't come out at all. At this time, the king of the amorous daughter country staggered behind, surrounded by a group of monsters, and disappeared in front of everyone.

The sand monk, who was left alone with his luggage, sighed and sang loudly: "...... The moon still rests in the wilderness, and your figure is stretched longer and longer, until the sound of horses' hooves in the distance and the song calling to you are heard everywhere. Looking up at the sky, I saw two lines of geese, bowed my head and tears wet my chest, sad and lovesick painted all over the wall, and the road of sleepless love was too long. Your footsteps wander at the end of the world, and my thoughts follow you to the distance......"

This book was first published in Reading Books