Chapter 61: Picking Up the Bride I
"Two beauties, and younger siblings, have you found any news for me?" Wu Siye asked with a flattering face at this time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hee-hee! Nope! They didn't tell us for fear that we would leak their secrets. Tong Fei said with a smile, and his face still looked like I was lying to you.
"Don't you ask your wife about this, ask our family what Feifei is doing!" King Tang stepped forward and said at this time.
"If she says that, why should I ask you?" Wu Siye said with a bitter face.
"Huh! Then we can't tell you! Xiong Linlin also interjected with a grin.
They laughed a little more, and then went back to their rooms to sleep.
Early the next morning, Tang Wang was called away by Shu Youpeng and a few people, because he was a member of the groomsmen group and wanted to pick up the bride together.
"It's a red envelope! I've got it all! At this time, Wu Siye took a bunch of red envelopes and walked to the middle of the groomsmen and brothers.
"For us?" Huang Zitao asked knowingly.
"If you open the door for me in a moment, it'll be for you." Wu Siye said domineeringly.
"But if you can't open it for a while, you will have to do whatever problems they have?" Wu Siye continued.
"When I didn't say it." Huang Zitao waved his hand and stepped aside.
"I said Brother Zitao, you should go up, maybe it's your turn to get married next? You should practice in advance! Tang Wang grabbed Huang Zitao at this time and said.
"Then why don't you go?" Huang Zitao glanced at Tang Wang and said.
"Huh! I'm still early, I just got my certificate as soon as I got old, and it will take four years! Maybe by then, the children of the fourth master will be able to make soy sauce. Tang Wang said with a smile.
"Why am I talking to you so awkward? The thought that you're only 18 years old makes me feel devastated! Were you born specifically to hit me? Huang Zitao said depressedly.
"Haha," the crowd laughed.
"You think it's just you? None of us are awkward! If we had gotten married earlier and had children, the children would have been older than him. Li Dapeng joked at this time.
"Okay, I'll call you uncle from now on." Tang Wang said.
"Okay!" All the uncles replied, and even Huang Zitao replied playfully.
"But I call your wives sisters! Ha ha! After speaking, Tang Wang ran to the side.
"Haha!" At this time, the people watching the excitement on the side laughed.
Tang Wang means that they are all old cows and eat tender grass, and you are all at the level of my uncle, but you have found a wife at the level of my sister.
But that's exactly the case, the fourth master is 17 years older than Liu Sisi.
Seeing that the fourth master was a little embarrassed, Tang Wang hurriedly spoke; "I said the wrong thing, and they will make it difficult for you and me in a while."
"Haha! Just waiting for your words, this is my good brother. Wu Siye said with a smile.
"Good actor!" King Tang cried with a sad face, stretched out his thumb and said to Wu Siye.
"That's it! Don't make a fuss, let's pick up the bride quickly! Shu Youpeng said at this time.
After arriving at Liu Sisi's villa, he first gave a red envelope, which was a must to bribe first, and then the woman began to ask questions, saying I love you three in the languages of ten countries.
So the brothers of the groomsmen immediately began to use their mobile phones to collect, in addition to our country, English, Russian, French, Japanese, Korean, Malagasy, Thai, Vietnamese, Italian, with the help of Tang Wang and the brothers, it will be all said in a while.
The first level was easily passed, and then there was another question in it, so that the fourth master said Liu Sisi's ten advantages and disadvantages, the advantages are easy to say, and the disadvantages have to use their brains, if they don't say it, will the bride let him go?
"Hurry up and help me think of shortcomings, it must be good shortcomings." Advantages: Fourth Master Wu will finish talking in a while, but he doesn't know what to say about the shortcomings! Is it really a disadvantage? So, he hurriedly shouted to the groomsmen.
"It's hard to say, huh? Just say it the other way around? Tang Wang said.
"How can you say it the other way around, for example?"
"It's too thin, it's not good for your health."
"Sisi, you're too thin, it's not good for your health! What else? ”
"Do you still need me to say this one by one?"
"My mind is empty right now, say it!"
"It's so beautiful, I'm afraid of being snatched away."
"It's too picky, I'm reluctant to spend money on myself, but I give you flowers."
"Too kind, easy to be deceived by you."
"Too industrious, rushing to do everything."
"It's too forgiving, I don't think about anything for myself, I only think about you."
"It's so capable, it seems like you're incompetent."
"It's so filial, it seems that you are very unfilial."
"Too young, it looks like you're old."
"The last one. Sister Sisi, it's so perfect, it looks like the fourth master is too ugly! ”
Then Tang Wang said one, Wu Siye followed to learn one, at first Tang Wang said good things, and then a few were obviously playing Wu Siye, but Wu Siye couldn't think of anything else for a while, knowing that it was a pit, he had to jump!
When he said each other, everyone laughed once, and at the end, they laughed with themselves.
The second level is also an easy pass, and then the third level of the first gate is next.
"Say a love story that is more fleshy and the better, the more fleshy you say, the more you love our Sisi!" "That's right! This is the last pass of the first door, we didn't embarrass you too much in the first two passes, this last pass, if you can't satisfy us, we will definitely not open it, sisters, don't you say? "Yes!" The bridesmaids said.
Wu Siye said several times, but the other party was not satisfied.
"Love words, love words, don't face your lover, how can you make him numb? Fleshy to the air? You have to let our fourth master see Sister Sisi, don't you say all such meaty words? Brothers, don't you say? Tang Wang said.
"Yes!" "Bride!" "Bride!" The boys yelled.
"That's it! Don't shout, just stand there, whoever wants to rush forward, we'll close the door. Good! We can let the groom see the bride, but only through us, and since we have seen the bride, if we don't satisfy us, we really won't let you receive the bride. Sisters, isn't that the truth? At this time, the door was opened, and the bridesmaid group blocked the door, and Xie Nan came out and said.
"Yes!" The women shouted.
"What do you mean by that? I won't talk about it now, you pay attention out of it, do you want to find a way? Wu Siye said nervously to King Tang.
"Oops! You just say it, as long as it's from the bottom of your heart, can they really not let you live? Tang Wang said with a smile.
It's not the first time that Wu Siye has been married, and he's been in the entertainment industry for so many years, as for it? I can't think of anything, so I really look like a junior brother.
In fact, it's really not to blame that the fourth master is nervous, this proves that he loves each other very much and has lost his inch. Besides, it's not a problem that is too difficult for him, just let him say sensual love words.
It's no wonder that King Tang thinks so, because he has never been married, how can he understand the mood at that time.