Chapter 67: Meeting with Hitler

"Ah Yuan!" Gao Yifei saw her in the ruins. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Hah!" Ah Yuan lay on the ground and let out a faint sound.

"Why didn't you keep up with Alain, did they not let you follow?" Ah Fei knelt down beside Ah Yuan and said.

"I was already on the spaceship, and I thought that you were still writing a novel, but it was useless, because the whole world was in a pot of porridge, and everyone was going to die, who else was this novel for?

"Alan and Ah Qun have fled to the universe, and they said that they will bring rescue soldiers from the aliens, at least they will take us away!" Ah Fei said.

"They won't come again, the four of us have become wanted criminals all over the world, saying that our idea is not right, that we want to unify the world not by war, and that there should be more clever tricks, which are equivalent to peaceful evolution.

I was lying half-dead on the ground listening to the people underground, and they were all very high-level intellectuals and world leaders. Your name was written into the first place on the blacklist by them, saying that your space seed man is an immature science, and has not undergone more than three tests, it is purely imaginary play, and they want to treat you as Hitler!"

"What if my idea succeeds?" Ah Fei said.

"When someone asks that, someone immediately jumps out and says no, saying that you never did something. Say that you lack maturity and sophistication, and are paranoid about naivety and childishness. ”

"I know this, it's just that I lack cleverness, and I always be someone else's cannon......" Ah Fei admitted.

"There are also people who say good things about you, saying that you can't achieve anything because you think too much of your ability. Some people say that your behavior is stupid, some people say that your behavior is genius, but there are always few people who say that you are genius!"

"My behavior is already outstanding, and the people who can help me speak are naturally outstanding, which is definitely less. ”

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"Lock him up with Hitler, see you still want to save humanity, ambitious, careerist. Why didn't you think of taking your own life first, called Hanako!" The speaker was a man with a small RB mustache.

"Who is this speaker just now?" Gao Yifei asked Hitler.

"He was in the Second World War, the son of a traitor in China, some people say that it was a little RB ghost, you see his beard, like a woman's private hair. Hitler said.

Hearing Hitler say this, Gao Yifei looked at Hitler with wide eyes, thinking to himself Aren't you either, you look like a woman's private hair.

"As a major war criminal of World War II, they didn't shoot you?" asked Gao Yifei curiously.

"He's been caught, what's the difference between me dying and not dying?

As a matter of fact, many people are thinking about whether the world should be managed by one person? Who should be the first person to be such a person? Was the defeat of Hitler the defeat of all mankind? This question has been raised a long time ago, if it had not been defeated, what would it be like now? Do we still have to think about this question with our heads, and it is natural that human resources are shared!

Making friends with aliens was my second plan, but unfortunately it died. Now I'm skeptical that if I put it on the first plan, I will first make friends with the aliens and borrow more advanced weapons and equipment from the aliens......

God is to blame for my defeat, and if he had made me a little smarter, it would not be a joke to unite the world. "Hitler was dressed in a tattered military coat and leaned against the load-bearing walls of the prison.

"I heard that you regret not seeing Sun Tzu's Art of War, and the defeat was a problem in military talent. Is it true?" Gao Yifei laughed secretly, how could he be next to the world's great figures by his own name, Hanako.

"Nonsense, I am the head of the top ten military experts, will I put Sun Tzu's Art of War in my reference book? It can only be said that there are still many conditions that are not ripe, resulting in giving up halfway. Hitler didn't even open his eyes, his head rested against the wall, his mouth slightly open, like a cannon aimed in one direction, as if he was still trying to swallow Moscow again with this slightly open mouth.

"I think it's your personal decision that went wrong, if you don't choose to take Leningrad first, attack Moscow directly with all your forces. Do you think it is easier to hit the head or the heart if you want to die alone?" Gao Yifei really did not regard himself as an outsider and dared to discuss World War II with Hitler.

It may have been that Gao Yifei's words touched Hitler's soul, and he looked at Gao Yifei with wide eyes and said, "Should I have invited you to be a military adviser at that time? If you were defeated, you would have said that you should have chopped off his hands and feet first...... There is a limit to everyone's intelligence, unless you don't have a brave heart!"

"Do you mean that smart people will do things that are equal to their cleverness, rather than just doing things that are generally smart people, and this makes smart people unintelligent? Are you right? Because you are smarter, you choose to do things that are smarter than yourself, and cause World War II?

I heard that you also worked as a painter, is this true?" Gao Yifei also began to lean his back against the wall, not looking at each other with his eyes, squinting his eyes and saying casually.

"It was purely mentally retarded, and it was just a matter of getting a few small dollars to spend at the time. You know that?" Hitler felt that this was a humiliation for him, certainly compared to his being the Führer.

"You are the only person I admire, how can I not know! But I made the fatal mistake of thinking that I would be smarter than you, or that I would give birth to a son who was even smarter than you. Step on the foundation of your failures and complete the tasks you didn't complete. ”

Hitler's eyes widened suddenly, he stretched out a finger to stop, and then took over and said, "As a result, you have gone in my footsteps?"

"It's not me, it's my admirers, it's their deception. I want them to go to the Tiger Star and mate, so that they will be smarter than the people on Earth who mate, and they will end up on Mount Everest, and at the foot of the mountain. Although the people who were born were smarter than ordinary people, they did not go beyond the essence and messed things up!" Gao Yifei said.

"You didn't do it, why did they put you with me? Did they make a mistake?" said Hitler.

"You mean you're a hero, and if I didn't do it, I wouldn't be qualified to be locked up with you?"

"Don't end up in failure, non-heroes. Hitler said.

"I don't understand, if you fail, you are still a hero, and if you succeed, you are not a hero? Is there anything to explain in this? This will make many people not understand!" Gao Yifei said.

"For example, who is the hero or the real hero between Lu Bu and Zhao Yun in the Three Kingdoms? The answer must be Lu Bu, but Lu Bu did not succeed, and being killed by someone can also be said to be defeated and died. Zhao Yun lived a long life.

You have ten points of strength to do nine points, of course it's easy to succeed, this is a hero?" said Hitler.

"The Führer has also seen the Three Kingdoms?" Gao Yifei heard Hitler say the nature of the hero, and then he remembered that Hitler was called the Führer by his countrymen.

"How fresh, the Three Kingdoms in your Hanshu (referring to the book of Han culture) are also military references. How can I command a war without studying? You can't be a madman?" Hitler said.

"Why didn't you call it a day without thinking of taking Poland?" said Gao Yifei, tilting his head against the wall.

"If you think of war as a crazy move, and when Poland is conquered, it is the most unstoppable force that is crazy, and I think that this inertia can blow the earth flat in one breath.

If no one in the world wants to laugh at you anymore, unless you are the captain!

If a lion could only think of living better than a dog, I could live a life beyond the average person by selling paintings. Taking Poland is just a pair of shoes I want to buy, and I want to wear them and buy enough clothes and hats, only then can I be called a real handsome guy!" said this, Hitler smiled slightly.

"When I was watching the defense of Moscow, you were really a handsome guy, how could you ......" Gao Yifei didn't dare to say the following, as if this was someone's weakness and couldn't be pointed.

"If you had waited for the boss of the pyramid scheme to brainwash, attacking with cannonballs and using slogans to say that your war is for the unification of all mankind, there would be no need to fight again...... Gao Yifei added.

"When I thought about revising the program, it was already a foregone conclusion. ”

"I've read the program you wrote, which is mainly to obtain the main rights for your own people, which in itself is wrong, who wants to be a slave of your people?" Gao Yifei said.

"If I hadn't written like that at that time, I wouldn't have even thought of Poland, and without the strength of my own nation, my military talent would have been to command the ghosts to fight? In the same way, when you were electing a village chief, didn't your village chief keep saying that he would work for your villagers? If he said that he was working for the whole world, not only would you not have elected him, but you would also say that he was a madman, how could a village chief think of working for all mankind?" Hitler said.

"You have ever been the village chief?" Gao Yifei felt very strange.

"Nonsense, I'm the same as you, I haven't had my parents care since I was a child, I'm getting more and more wild, and I'm from a cow herding background. Hitler said.

"When you don't think it's okay, why don't you stop fighting sooner and fight wherever you want?" Gao Yifei said.

"Have you ever seen an acrobatic lion's ball, and when it rolls to the top, can it stop?" said Hitler.

"You're saying it's the inertia of physics, and so is war?" Gao Yifei said.

"In fact, people are more physical than physics, have you ever seen a woman who sells her body and is still in her beautiful youth, she plays until no one buys it.

The same is true of businessmen, and in the end it is bankruptcy. Have you ever seen a time when you make the most money and stops? No, until you go bankrupt. For example, a man does not breathe out until he dies. And they all jumped to their deaths when they were bankrupt!" Hitler said.

"I remember hearing that you are not dead, saying that you are dead because at that time the German warfighters were determined to end the war as soon as possible?

Say you went to the underwater world, and then an alien flying saucer appeared and said it was you, because it was a secret, and said it was a UFO.

Is this true or false? Say that you have developed a weapon that can unify the earth at any time! Is this true?"

"You're a spy sent by the earthlings! I'm not dead, Guard, cut out his tongue and throw it out. Hitler said.