"Are you a person whose backbone has been broken? But you don't look like a person with a broken backbone in love, tell me what's going on?" Cao Yuanyuan always suspected that Gao Yifei was pretending to be sick, otherwise he would be as powerful as an ox in some things!

"You stupid, love is an animal instinct. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoDo you know that the praying mantis catches cicadas? It is not a yellow finch behind, but it is eaten by the mother after the love, and the mother is for the next generation to grow up their own bodies, so that the father can sacrifice everything. Gao Yifei pulled the words far away and did not give a positive answer.

"When I get pregnant with you, I'll eat you!" Cao Yuanyuan said with disgust.

"How much hair do you eat?" Gao Yifei moved his mouth as he moved his hands.

"I'll eat your head. Cao Yuanyuan laughed out loud after speaking, he didn't control it and coughed, and he urinated, just like there is a saying that he squirted urine with laughter.

"I'm going to take a shower, it's dirty!" Mr. Cao said.

As soon as she was about to get up, she was grabbed by Gao Yifei and said, "We can't wash it, we don't go out, it's dirty, I like it!"

"Are you stupid, do you like me dirty, but I don't like it myself......" Cao Yuanyuan insisted on washing it, just like a vegetable farmer who washed the vegetables and sold them for money.

"First you can't wash, and second we can't do stupid things, because this is our special time, and we all have to exercise restraint.

In the countryside, you are in confinement, and there are many things in life that have to be restricted. In particular, you can't get cold water, your hands will get cold after you get it......" Gao Yifei said bitterly.

"You're mistaken, I'm a human abortion, not a cub. Cao Yuanyuan emphasized.

"What's the difference? Just like the collapse of a company, it doesn't always come from the excessive cost of producing products, resulting in too much cost deficit. In our rural areas, miscarriage is called miscarriage, and giving birth to a baby is a large birth, and it is not always necessary to shed a lot of blood.

Don't be willful to my aunt, you are my life, I love you!" Gao Yifei borrowed a poem from Byron.

When Cao Yuanyuan heard this famous sentence, he suddenly looked up at Gao Yifei's face, and was silent for a while and said, "Have you read Byron's poems?"

"I've read it, but I remember it. Gao Yifei's hand was still holding Cao Yuanyuan's hand and said.

"Can you believe it? I can recite the whole poem. Saying that, Cao Yuanyuan obediently sat back in Gao Yifei's arms, and began to recite Byron's poem:

(The Maiden of Athens)

Author/[UK] Byron)

O maiden of Athens, before we part,

Give my heart back, give my heart back!

Or, since it has been detached from me,

Keep it and take the rest!

Listen to my parting vows:

You are my life and I love you.

I will use my unrestrained curly hair,

Every wind of the Aegean Sea chases it;

I will use the dark jade-rimmed eyes,

The eyelashes kiss the blush on your cheeks;

I will swear by the eyes of the deer:

You are my life and I love you.

And the red lips that I've been wanting to taste for a long time,

and the light and tight waist;

With these flowers, I want to make love,

They are superior to all verbal expressions;

I would say, with a string of joys and sorrows of love:

You are my life and I love you.

O maiden of Athens, we parted;

Think of me, when you're lonely.

Though I rushed towards Istanbul,

But Athens seized my heart and soul:

Can I not love you? No!

You are my life and I love you.

"It's so good, my wife is a talented girl!" Gao Yifei listened to Cao Yuanyuan recite this poem, and he was as happy as a child, and he couldn't praise Cao Yuanyuan anymore.

"Cut, this is a talented girl, your thinking ability is too narrow. Also, don't call me a wife, I haven't written a word yet!" Cao Yuanyuan still doesn't accept this title for the time being.

"If you look down on me, you should say it sooner and give a ......seat to someone who can afford me," Gao Yifei said with a smile.

"Why are you holding me, I'm going to take a bath!" Cao Yuanyuan heard Gao Yifei say this, his face turned red, and he quickly broke free from Gao Yifei's arms, and was pulled into his arms by Gao Yifei.

"Seeing your blush like this, don't I have no words, just borrow a sentence from "Help or Not" in the sketch. If you think I'm serious, hit me, let me have a longer memory, and I won't dare to do it again, okay?" Gao Yifei was moved by his true feelings, because other women were only in the pot, and they were already in the bowl, and if they didn't cherish it, they would starve to death, and tears flowed from their eyes.

Seeing Gao Yifei crying, Cao Yuanyuan reached out to put away Gao Yifei's tears, and whispered: "Don't cry, it's all old husbands and wives, who wouldn't say the wrong word?"

"Good, don't take a shower, don't turn on the air conditioner. If you feel so hot, I'll fan you so that when you're old, you won't have pain here and there, really, I've often heard the fools in the country say. I can't ...... until after the full moon" Gao Yifei is like coaxing a little sister, and he really can't spit out lies.

"That will make you suffer for a month!" Cao Yuanyuan said obediently while lying in Gao Yifei's arms.

"It's nothing, didn't we all come here like this before. Gao Yifei said as he brushed Cao Yuanyuan's hair.

……

"Ouch, did you doctors eat dry food, and I was killed by pain!" Cao Yuanyuan came to have a second abortion, didn't he leave a leg in it the first time.

"Take a few masks and stuff them into her mouth to prevent the pain from crushing her teeth. Bear with it, sister, this is to spit out the snake after eating the yellow loach, the ghost wants you to be greedy for a moment of happiness, and at that time I knew that I was happy, like a corrupt official, I have the right to be greedy to death in my hand, tens of millions of dollars, and I want so much money to bury people?" The female doctor was holding a hook in her hand, looking at a small piece of the hook just now, and she was still scolding the corrupt official in her mouth.

"I don't want to stuff a mask in my mouth, leave my mouth for me to speak. I'm going to take anesthetics, ouch, it hurts me to death. Have your medical virtues been eaten by dogs? Also, I don't know which ghost you encountered in the river! The next time the dog didn't remember to take the contraceptive pill first. Ouch, lightly, mother!" Cao Yuanyuan called his mother in pain.

"This is the same as being an official, when I saw a lot of money, I felt comfortable, and when I came to arrest and shoot, I was in pain again.

Why didn't you say you were going to take the anesthetic when you were playing with a man? Do you still feel the anesthetic? You know that happiness is a kind of enjoyment, isn't pain a kind of enjoyment?" said the female doctor as she inserted the hook in her hand.

"Is there anyone in the world who takes pain as enjoyment, why have I never heard of it? When I get off the operating table, I'll stick a hook into yours and let you enjoy the pain too!" Cao Yuanyuan was sweating profusely in pain.

"Don't think of our doctor so badly, this can't be anesthetic, can't you just endure it, good sister. ”

"You doctors are bad, why don't you hollow it out all at once?" Cao Yuanyuan said.

"It can't be hollowed out all at once. Do you know why a lot of girls don't have a baby after having an abortion?" the doctor said.

"I don't know, why?" said Cao Yuanyuan.

"Because emptying the uterus at once would be like a snakeskin bag, closed on both sides, is there still space in the middle?" said the doctor.

"Nope. Cao Yuanyuan said.

"So I'll leave a leg in it, and wait for your uterus to shrink a little and grow into a cylindrical shape, and then hollow out the inside and it won't be closed, which will give you a good cub for marrying your husband in the future.

Do you think that I was called by the dean himself, and that you are relatives?" said the doctor.

"Yes. Is this medical common sense or your unique skill?" Cao Yuanyuan said.

"It's not written into the medical treatise, and I do it differently, and most girls ask for it all at once. You think, I see that you are our surname Cao, and you begged the dean to ask for a good doctor, so I am not afraid of trouble to save you a leg. Dr. Cao Yuyu said.