Chapter 105: Take this cucumber and play with it, let me be quiet

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The Admiral is not a person who likes to find things for no reason, and looking at the big news he has been making for many years, it must be well documented to find its roots.

The school's glass windows were smashed because the ventilation in the classrooms was too old to maintain the minimum oxygen supply for the organisms.

Such a group of big men, you are not disgusting in one breath, even if you suffer it, you have to think about it for the lesbians, since the teacher who eats says that he will not open the window.

…… Well, you have the exclusive right to enforce the rules of the school, so I, as a student and a bear child, also have the right to exercise my free human rights, right?

…… Didn't Mrs. Sun always emphasize 'democracy, civil rights, and famous students', but it seems that it is also possible.

The reason why this guy is too much of an impact on the harmonious and stable development of society is because this guy is studying a profound science called Assassin's Creed in those days, so it is easy to eliminate harm for the people.

It's just that due to the novice beginner, the sweeping work is not done well, so there are many things behind.

The reason for hanging the neighbor's goose from a tree and vacuuming it is because this guy is so polluted every day, and although he doesn't know Russian very well, according to the situation at the time, it must have been too hot to make this guy so irritable......

…… So, please call me Lei Feng.

The septic tank at the headquarters in Mexico was completely detonated because of ......

…… Well, it's nothing, this guy just looks at those bald heads that don't like the eyes--people, they're creatures who follow their sensibilities, and they can't get used to anyone scolding him.

Looking at the appearance of this gentleman usually looking up at the mountains with clear wind and clouds, in fact, a heart that is unwilling to be lonely has been in a state of hunger and thirst.

It's not good to have a relaxed life, and it's good to have a few spices once in a while - so it's fucking nice if some kind friends help him improve his quality of life.

Before he came to this world, he had opened up all the hidden maps of the original world, and he had been in a state of eating and waiting for death, but now it's different.

This world has a different story, this world has many unexplored mysteries, and this world has a different plot of pretending to be B and slapping the face.

Although a certain gentleman who is fully awakened looks like a person who has attained the Tao and is not moved by external objects, the hunger and thirst in his eyes should be seen by everyone.

This kind of mentality is really normal...... When everyone here is reading a book, when you meet Xiao Baiwen, you will complain that this dragon is naΓ―ve and naΓ―ve, and the enemy is really mentally retarded, but if you cross by yourself, then what does it matter if you are long and arrogant, the bigger the plug-in, the better, I can't wait to replace the golden finger directly with the world mode - well, you must not have read those books, right.

Therefore, Zhang Yu claimed to be a high-end reader before crossing over, and expressed disdain for all vulgar slapping in the face, but when he really crossed over, a long-sealed heart of pretending to be forced was inevitably like drinking gasoline - it was terrible that he was treated as a small victim and a sandbag in the early stage due to memory blockade, in other words, after holding it for four months, his mentality has undoubtedly developed towards psychopathology.

So...... He longs for something to happen pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger and slapping his face, which is actually normal, but as the general flagship of E4BOSS in the Southeast Sea, the flying field Ji is enough in terms of forcing the grid.

Before checking the water meter, Zhang Yu checked his appearance in advance, and made sure to show the image of a decent protagonist who is majestic and bright, because there are no low-IQ onlookers around, he has not added the golden special effects of the gods to himself.

But, however, he underestimated the unknowable movement of the world line too much.

He has already planned the original script, and the flying field Ji is comparable to Zhang Liaowenyuan's character as the boss of E 4, which is enough to make the bear children in this piece dare not cry, and the force should be quite good.

Although in his opinion, the middle two flat-chested Lori under his hand is no different from a second fool little kid, but this can't help but make him put away his contempt.

As the saying goes, 'the shadow of a man, the bark of a tree', who comes out to mix doesn't have a three-plate axe, don't you see that Ultrama has several ways to shoot out of the spiral pill.

In other words - it's going to be an epic battle!

Kindness...... It's a very hard battle, and it's so hard that I'm instantly shocked by the boss's unknowable stance to the point of visual and auditory hallucinations.

As an admiral, he should theoretically have a pair of eyes that will never be fascinated by external objects, and as a pure immortal cultivator-type fantasy species, the external reception induction system should also be very good.

When the brick collided with his unicorn arm, according to the wonderful feeling of the distortion of the flesh and the bimolecular phospholipid layer that instantly turned into a blue purple, Zhang Yu felt relieved that he was still a normal person.

Oh...... It can't be a hallucination......

Holding the posture of slapping cockroaches, he froze like this.

Due to the excessive force, I can't wait to hit a double vertigo, which directly shatters the magic slab bricks, after all, even if you say it in terms of material, it is just an ordinary rock.

"Master?"

The giant X breasts maid looked at him puzzled, and put her own on his head before Zhang Yu could react, "Are you okay?"

The cold touch spread from the palm of the hand, making people feel unusually comfortable, because he didn't feel any malice, Zhang Yu chose to wait and see.

Although her temperament and appearance have changed greatly, the two small horns on her head that are slightly exposed reveal her identity - Flying Field Ji! Known as the general flagship of the Southeast China Sea of Black Death......

…… A sinful woman, guilty in every sense of the word.

Although she has become like this for some reason, the possibility of her disguise cannot be ruled out.

Isn't there often this kind of bridge in the story of the novel - as the final boss, he did not take the initiative to wait to be defeated by the brave, but incarnated as a beautiful girl and sneaked into the protagonist's side, and brutally told the truth after playing with the protagonist's spirit and body, and forced the protagonist who has always been majestic and upright to choose between his principles and love.

If you choose principles, then good, you are the savior hero of the world, you will receive countless praises and applause, and your heroic deeds will be passed down from generation to generation in textbooks.

Like this kind of protagonist, in the end, he will inevitably go to the road of blackening and depravity and destroying the world, although he adheres to his own principles, but why not go against his own inner thoughts?

According to the professional terminology of Xiuxian and his party, this son has fallen into a demonic obstacle!

If you choose love, it's good, you abandon your own family and friends, you will be reviled by the world, your portrait will be spread all over the human forces, at first you may think that this wandering is not bad, but you are tired of the endless pursuit in the future.

According to the development of such stories, the love here will not last long, and sooner or later the partner will die, and it is often not the protagonist who dies..., or the magic is deranged, or the sacrifice of oneself to protect the lover, or the difficult birth......

In short, it is a dead word, and the development of the story after that please refer to the above.

What is the purpose of the boss?

No, it's neither! It's destroying the world!

Hah? Lovers eventually become married? This is the plot of that 100 million years?

Thinking of this, Zhang Yu felt that everything was explained now.

While lamenting that it is really worthy of being a boss who is so scheming, he also felt a little surprised by her discerning eyes.

Although I am like a pearl buried in the sand, I will always be so dazzling, but it is rare to be able to judge myself as the protagonist at the first sight.

As far as the current situation is concerned, that is to say, she, the harmless white-haired maid in front of her, also wants to play these routines that have been written out for I don't know how many years.

The idea is good, but do you think this will be useful for me who is invading all kinds of YY face-slapping and pretending to be B-stream novels?

Naive!

Having made up her mind in her heart, Zhang Yu was not moved by the two things that were constantly shaking in front of her, and looked at her quietly.

Hmph, I want to see what tricks you can play, and what I can catch by someone!

Adhering to the core tactical concept of not moving the enemy, I will not move, coupled with the macho idea in his heart, Zhang Yu rarely did not make a move.

"Whew~ At this temperature, there is no fever, great~"

Taking his hand off Zhang Yu's forehead, the flying field Ji patted his chest with peace of mind, it is worth mentioning that it is due to the 'muscles'

is too developed, and this time it directly hit a dazzling fluctuation punch from a visual perspective......

Poof!

The second line of nosebleeds was left directly on the face, which was an instinctive reaction of this body.

Although he is the master, Zhang Yu's control over it is not 100%, especially the resistance to certain desires has been reduced to a level that makes him feel outrageous.

It's not an innocent little boy who has never seen anything, and he's a fart with a nosebleed!

Isn't it just that the pectoral muscles are a little more developed? excited, excited!

Having said that, Zhang Yu found that he couldn't control it at all, and the inexplicable power coming out of his body was constantly disturbing his thoughts.

"Master, do you have a nosebleed?

Seeing his master's inexplicable blood, the maid's flying field Ji leaned in again, and took out a black piece of fear from his chest and carefully wiped it for Zhang Yu.

Is that what you're for...... What a deep calculation, he actually wanted me to lose too much blood and die......

Feeling the constant arrival of the virgin fragrance, the nosebleeds on his face became more urgent, and even developed towards 'a thousand miles away', and this amount even made the brain feel dizzy for a short time.

"Oh~ I see, master, you want it, right......"

didn't care about Zhang Yu's strange expression with a serious nosebleed, after realizing that no matter how much she wiped it, it would be useless, she showed a sudden realization expression.

He took two steps back and carefully retracted the handkerchief on his chest, "I really can't help the master," she said and put her hand on it, "It's too much pressure to release" The right hand pulled the bow on the waistline, "Then as a maid, I can only help the master release ......"

Next, if you look at the plot of "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", it is likely to be the plot of rolling sheets, because there are no sheets to roll here - let's call it a shootout in the wild.

With a helpless smile and a weird flush, she began to slowly untie her already fluttering maid outfit, "Hmm, master?"

Holding the long cylinder in her hand, she looked at Zhang Yu who stopped her in confusion, her eyes full of doubts.

I have been with my master for more than ten years, and I know my servants well, and this is the first time that such a situation has occurred.

Although she was forced at first, after appreciating the gentleness and thoughtfulness of her master, and the tolerance after knowing her identity, she chose to return to her heart.

Although it was forced, the master's methods were really ...... Pain, pleasure, just the right amount of suffocation, full of heat......

Looking at the E4BOSS in front of her, who had suddenly fallen into some kind of bad memories and had completely changed, Zhang Yu forcibly put a cucumber into her hand.

"Okay, this thing is yours, can you let me be quiet now?"

Patting her head with a look of ignorance, Zhang Yu walked to the other side.