What would you do if a woman banged you on the bed?

What would you do if a beautiful woman banged you on the bed in a male-under-female position?

What would you do in the face of a subordinate who usually wears a dead face, but at the moment he has a different style and puts you on the bed with affection?

……

Everyone has a different choice for this. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

From these choices, it is possible to get a general idea of how a person's intrinsic attributes are:

It is the arrogant who resists appropriately, the scum who directly accepts his fate with a very poor heart, the silent is the lascivious sullen in his heart, and the one who forcibly refuses is the king who yearns for philosophy......

Maybe Zhang Yu would hover between (1), (2), and (3) in the past, but at this moment, Zhang Yu's choice is not like this.

Bang - click, click,

The moment he opened his eyes, after noticing that someone was pressing on him, Zhang Yu's white jade arm that was stroking towards him was a countermeasure, followed by a throat lock, and his right hand was straight to his heart in a posture of a black tiger digging out his heart.

Of course, the above voice has nothing to do with a silver-haired vampire, the sound of bones twisting and breaking, to be precise, someone who is in a mess right now.

Although he is a vampire, it is a little unrealistic to want to fight a real humanoid Gundam.

Although it was only a subconscious counterattack, for someone who used too much force, the fragile body could not withstand such a toss, and almost at the same time as he completed this textbook assassination technique, his wrist joints and arm bones were instantly broken.

"Well, that's ......"

Countless chaotic and clear memories continue to emerge from the depths of memory.

The exploration and knowledge of primary school, the practical innovation of junior high school, the crazy cock bombing of high school, the unnatural preaching of human rights in college, the time of justice partner when traveling around the world, and the deep hidden merit and fame after retirement......

All of this took advantage of the previous concussion, and strange and familiar memories were constantly intertwined in his mind at this time.

With the recovery of his personality, he habitually wanted to push down his flat-framed glasses with his right hand, but he realized that he was not wearing glasses at this time, and his right hand had been scrapped just now.

After a second of thought, he pushed down his air glasses with his left hand, which was simply a cracked bone.

……

With the operation of the brain and way of thinking that is far beyond ordinary people, Zhang Yu quickly clarified his thoughts and analyzed his current situation.

"Hey, are those sluts in the Vatican really not cooperate with the Dark Council?"

"If you can let me use the Soul Splitting Fake Death Technique to cover up the heavens, I'm afraid the entire Holy See and the Dark Council will join forces to curse me, right?"

"It's not sleeping with your wife, really, why bother......"

"Didn't I just take a footcloth and a dead man's head from you? Why hurt each other? ”

"I said that I installed a nuclear bomb in your base camp, why didn't you believe it at the beginning? Doesn't I look like a good person? No one listens to the truth......"

"If time is running normally, I will perceive the disappearance of the fluctuations of my main soul, and the miniature nuclear bomb installed in their base camp should have exploded by now."

"Phew, I finally transported this at the beginning, but I didn't see the fireworks that exploded, what about the pit people......"

"Just that power, I don't know if those old immortals can resist it? It's hundreds of years old antiques, and if you don't settle for peace, you can intimidate children outside all day long, and you must be sanctioned! ”

"Snatching a little Lolita lollipop or something, I can't bear it at all! If you want to bully, only a handsome B like me, who has both wisdom and beauty, can bully! Are they hundreds of years old, and old cows still eat tender grass? Die! ”

"None of the dog men and women of the Dark Council are innocent! It's been hundreds of years, and I'm still feeding to single dogs! ”

"None of the bald of the Holy See of Light are non-toxic! Is it really okay for the whole church to be full of? ”

"These organizations that affect the reproduction of humanity should be destroyed......

Zhang Yu's eyes flickered, and there were flashes of brilliance in his eyes from time to time, and his memory was still being analyzed.

"Uh...... Is this a memory of a later years? Let me see what they are, although it's just a split soul, but for me who is cool, handsome and cute, none of this is a problem."

"Uh...... Big building、Pumping SSR、Push galgamne1、Look at the book in X、......"

“……”

"It's really rotten and depraved...... According to the parlance at the time, was this the so-called waste and dead house? ”

"How gloomy, how simple, how much influence on the core values of socialism!"

"A waste otaku setting that doesn't fit the justice buddies at all......"

"That's really...... It's really ......"

"Great!"

"Interesting,

"It's unexpectedly interesting, ...... such a life"

"Although compared to the cool point of the black belly and arrogant Xueba setting at the beginning, it is not so exciting as far as the righteous partners are concerned, and the cuteness of neurosis is also directly buried by it"

"But, sure enough, am I still me? The vision is really unusual, waste wood otaku farming, although it looks boring, but this is also a rare enjoyment, and the later development is not just pretending to be a slap in the face? Hawkers,It's boring and vulgar.,But that's it according to the plot.、"

Memories continue to be analyzed.

"Hey, what's wrong here? Uncle Ben's heroic life hasn't been broadcast yet? Black and white video, what the hell is here! ”

"What about the plot where I pretend to be B and slap my face? What about the orgasm part I've been holding back for so long? My memories are fast forward! You show me this? ”

As the memory progressed to a certain point, the memory fragments that flashed in Zhang Yu's mind instantly turned from color 1024 blue light to gray and white 52p solo.

Smack——!

It's like treating your own TV with a malfunction,Someone punched their own peripheral player。

In the eyes of the outlying islands, the admiral, who had calmed down, suddenly went crazy again, and punched himself in the head with a very masochistic tendency......

Listening to that voice, I didn't feel the slightest feeling of sparing my hand......

And after this, Zhang Yu's picture quality has also successfully changed from gray to color.

"Sure enough, is the best way to deal with anything than to fight violence with violence? I should have just stopped reasoning with them in the first place......"

"Sure enough, I'm still too kind."

"The memory here is ......"

“……”

"Uncle Ben is dead!?"

"What a joke! As a Yuan Infant Monk, how could Ben Shuai B, who has countless luck and strength, die? ”

"Wait...... The light on the gray screen in front of you is, the divine light of Buddhism? …… No, no, Buddhism is yellow, and there is such a high force that comes out of the mud and is not stained. ”

"It's been a long time since the Taoist device has been maintained, and the group of immortals in the fairy world went to the outer universe to travel as early as 200W years ago, and the old immortals in the god world have also made themselves into mummies to hibernate according to records."

"Sage, Three Emperors?"

Seeing the memories here, Zhang Yu couldn't help but think of the supreme saint and the Three Emperors in the record.

They are the only ones on the earth in the end of the Dharma era who have the ability to instantly wipe out their infancy self and take out their souls intact.

Memories continue to advance.

"Well, it's really a caring space, and from the perspective of the laws here, the fairy world is nothing more than that."

The fully awakened Zhang Yu kept reviewing the memories of the split soul and constantly fused.

"Is this feathered creature an angel? The energy is dissipating, the pressure is stronger than the previous me, it looks fat and juicy, it must taste good, if you want to barbecue chicken wings, choose him"

"Isn't this fellow Daoist a sword cultivator who has been wiped out a long time ago? It's said that it is easy to break if it is rigid, and it is also carrying seven Ziwei Dingxing swords, committing a heavenly killing star, and his face is dead, I am afraid that his life will not be long......"

"Could this be the legendary otherworldly zoo? Werewolves, vampires, wurms, half-elves, dwarves, ......"

"I didn't expect it, the Taoist friend who created this place turned out to be a person of the same generation, but his taste is a little worse, I heard that the taste of the ogre is not very good, and how much energy can be replenished by this low-level life body?"

Unlike the split soul who only inherited a small part of the knowledge and personality, Zhang Yu, who had awakened the main soul, knew more.

Knowing astronomy from above, and geography from below, looking up to observe the sun and stars, judging the lives of the world, bowing down to engage in science and technology, and pushing nuclear weapons flat......

Well, he's actually a literate neurotic + comic.

Although he has a handsome face, it's a pity that it's a tease......

Although I can be a founding grandmaster, it's a pity that it's a joke......

Although you can take the cold route of Xueba, it's a pity that it's a joke......

Although you can go to the Longao Tianhou Palace, it's a pity that it's a joke......

The memories continue to flow

"Tsk, is this the legendary little dragon man? Flame, no, it's ice in terms of color, but you can use Hell Dragon's Breath, which means ...... Half-breeds, have the other worlds finally understood the benefits of crossbreeding? ”

"Sweet place, and free booklets, come and show Uncle Ben what is interesting"

“…………”

“…………”

Browsing here, Zhang Yu of the main soul was silent, he was sure that this was by no means a special space opened up by the great sages of the human race, nor was it possible for any other god system to open up.

Number of Mixed Saints: 78964521

Oh, mixed yuan sage cabbage price sale spicy ...... Five cents a pound, buy five get one free......

That's why Zhang Yu was silent, and then

"It's so much fun"

After a brief silence, he was more interested, unlike the split soul who was at peace with the encounter, the main soul of the main soul had what he wanted to pursue.

It's called "Wonderful".

Although the split soul is also unconsciously pursuing the wonderful, it is a purposeless passive pursuit, while the main soul is actively pursuing.

For example, if you kill a person, the soul will act after judging according to the person's powerful relationship with you.

If the amount of fun he gets is not proportional to the amount of effort he makes, then he will give up.

And the main soul will blow up directly in an RPG, and completely ignore the consequences, just because it's fun......

Browsing through his own memories, Zhang Yu was like an audience watching a movie, his mental consciousness kept commenting, and he almost asked for popcorn and Coke.

"Sure enough, let's just say that this Taoist friend committed a heavenly killing star, and it didn't take long for this to happen, young man."

"Isn't this the birdman from just now? What about wings? The grilled chicken wings are gone after a while......"

……

"This is my first world? Low Magic, Low Martial ...... Wait, this is a mutant monster? ”

"Hawkers,It doesn't matter.,It's a pity.,If I woke up at that time,,I should be able to match the Salmon virus within a limited time limit.,The main god of destruction in the world should have CG and additional rewards"

"Judging from the remaining time at that time, I should have three hours to stay, and the contagion efficiency of the salmonella virus can spread to a land of 25,000W kilometers at this time, and the creatures I killed at that time were rewarded accordingly."

"Judging from my strength at that time, if I followed the secret method, it would not be difficult to hold on for three hours."

"Forget it, let's get points in the next world"

Oh...... I forgot to say that Zhang Yu is still a person who doesn't care about life, whether it's someone else's or his own, as long as he thinks it's interesting enough, he will do it.

The reason why the previous original world was not spoiled by him is very simple, not that he can't survive in space, and it's not that he doesn't have this ability, but that he still has a lot of galgame and fan that he hasn't finished reading.

When he feels bored and empty that day, this madman will definitely take the whole world to hell with him......

The memory is still passing, Zhang Yu's personality is also constantly being completed, and the personality of the soul is also swallowed up by him, and it has had a great impact on it.

If Zhang Yu was a crazy psychopath who had no desires and no desires, he lived only for the sake of excitement.

So now he is a ......

A lustless madman and psychopath, living for the sake of the wonderful and XX.

What is XX here?

Forehead...... This one...... This one...... You just need to know......

"Oh~ The main god exploded? It's a bit spooky."

"According to the previous luck, it is like the sun, moon and stars, and like the towering Mount Tai, no matter what, there should be nothing right."

As a monk, Zhang Yu still understands some basic methods of looking at qi, and the undisguised luck of the main god can be seen even by him.

"Could it be the heavens, or the fate? …… If this exists, these can't affect it anymore? ”

"Self-oriented avenue, existence is cause and effect......"

As his memory progressed, Zhang Yu discovered blind spots that he had not discovered before, and the more he thought about it, the more foggy it became.

As a lazy brain-wielding person, Zhang Yu gave up thinking unusually directly, and accepted the setting of this cheating father.

Now my situation can be summarized as follows:

The main world died inexplicably, suspected of being intervened by unknown forces, and came to a place that looked very arrogant, and the main god space has 8 points of resemblance, but the salary is very good, but there are anti-bones everywhere.

There's nothing to gain in the first world.,The points are spent.,The bloodline of vampire passers-by roams the world.,Came to a world where you can ride the boat at will.,So far, none of them have been on.,The genius hanging B system was hacked.,Useless profession in hand.,The current state is out and I don't know what to do.,Lori Sister moves forward together.。

What，you，fuck?

？？？ (Black Question Mark)

So, what did I do?

I didn't cultivate immortals, I didn't get on the boat, I didn't see the vast world, and I didn't make a few big news...... Coupled with the previous few hypocritical clips, Zhang Yu wondered if this was his own distraction.

Just when Zhang Yu was still thinking about what was wrong with him, the electronic sound that had been lying on the corpse in his memory came up.

"The soul retrieval has been completed, and it is confirmed that the soul integrity of the reincarnation No. 9527 is 100%, there is no incompleteness, and there is no impostor consciousness"

"The career training task is officially released, please pay attention to the reincarnation during the probation period"

"When you can't complete this mission, you'll stay in this world forever"

Task List:

Trial One: (Unknown Gift)

The main god space has been closed, and it cannot provide any spatial energy to stimulate the main god agent class - space shuttle, trialist, there is an item in this world that condenses the power of space, find it, and activate the exclusive skill.

Current Recycling Progress: 1/7.

Failure Punishment: Stay in this world forever.

Success Reward: Activate the exclusive skill: Space Travel, with a random chance to travel.

Trial Mission 2: (The End of War)

The main god space has been closed and cannot provide corresponding trials, and tasks will be drawn from this world to test the strength of the trial agent.

This world is: Battleship Girl RX Ship C Mixed World, Mission Content: End this war that is full of gunpowder smoke and buried countless sorrows.

Mission requirements: 80% survival in the initial high-level deep sea, 50% survival in the ship mother's power, 60% survival in human power.

Failure Penalty: Lose the summoner qualification and cannot obtain the main god summoning skill.

Success Reward: Activate the Special Summon Skill.

Trial Mission 3: (Expulsion of Alien Creatures)

Due to the closure of the Lord God, the various worlds have begun to have corresponding disturbances, and you, as the substitute, should take the responsibility in the absence of the Lord God.

Situation: Unknown.

Chaos Intensity: The rise in the world does not exceed 2 orders.

Mission: Find them, then expel them.

Failure Penalty: The countdown to the collapse of the world begins.

Reward for success: None (here's what you have to do).

…………………………

Zhang Yu, who had just removed his right hand from Yu Ji's chest, said that it felt good, and the corners of his mouth curled up with a smile of discovering a new toy.

[It seems that this world ...... Won't be bored?]