Looking back at what Zhang Yu has experienced so far, in general, he is a willful and reckless person. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Although most of the things he does will be processed by the terminal processor of the brain, sometimes this center will not be very effective and enter shutdown mode, that is, as long as he feels that he wants to do it, no matter what the final result will be, he will definitely do it.

Why? Just pick out a few things from his past and present.

The next day, on a dark and windy night, he was only 11 years old at the time, and squatted for two hours in the grass with many mosquitoes on the way home from the little overlord......

Then he put the unconscious little overlord in a sack and put it on the school's playground, which I heard was a cemetery, and blew the cold wind for a night. This incident directly caused Xiaobawang to have a psychological shadow, so that when he was found by the family who thought that his son had been kidnapped, he was in a state of six souls without an owner.

However, because Zhang Yu's jumping and ambush skills at that time were not full, he naturally couldn't achieve the stun of a one-hit kill, and Xiao Bawang was very honored to see the attacker's face, and then was forcibly knocked out by the wooden stick that came from his right hand.

The final result of this incident was that Xiaobawang never dared to look directly at Zhang Yu from now on, and Zhang Yu also suffered a major demerit punishment second only to dropping out of school, and even the girl he liked at the beginning avoided him.

But Zhang Yu didn't regret it, on the contrary, he was very happy, he was satisfied with his achievements, that is, he regretted that he couldn't get the perfect stunned CG, and as for the others, including whether the girl liked or hated him, he didn't care at all.

Second, in the winter of the second year of junior high school, in order to breathe fresh air in the classroom and emit those exhaust gases, Zhang Yu sneaked into the school alone at night and broke all the windows of the school, so that all the teachers and students in the school could enjoy the blessing of the goddess of winter.

Naturally, his stealth skills are not fully developed here, and they are basically exposed in a school full of cameras.

As a result, he was once again given a major demerit.

Third, in his freshman year, as the best person among the freshmen, Zhang Yu was selected as the freshman representative to speak on stage, which was a speech with the teachers, but on the day of the official stage, he was thrown into the trash can of the non-recyclable waste sign like garbage, and then said something like this under the gaze of the teachers and students of the whole school: "I have no interest in ordinary humans, if there are aliens, future people, people from another world, and superpowers among you, come to me!"

The reason why he said this was not that Zhang Yu had any special expectations for these supernatural creatures, but he simply learned about the existence of this sentence by chance the day before he took the stage, and he found it very interesting, so he wanted to say this on a whim.

As for the consequences, he would have thought rationally under normal mode, but when it came to arousing his interest......

Of course, the consequences this time were also very serious, he was directly deprived of the status of the freshman representative by the school, and all the preferential treatment he prepared as a freshman representative was also canceled, and he was directly blacklisted by the school.

But Zhang Yu doesn't care, even if he comes back to his senses and thinks about everything he is ridiculous, he will only smile with satisfaction and sigh with a helpless expression that the world is ignorant and boring.

For such a Zhang Yu, there are very few people who like him, there is no shortage of people who are indifferent to him, and there are many people who hate him, but there are even more people who are afraid of him, because ordinary people can't guess what he is thinking in his heart, and they won't know what he will do next.

When I came into contact with him, looking at his smiling masculine and handsome face, I inexplicably felt a fear of the unknown, and he looked very normal and even attractive on the outside, but his essence was very different from normal people.

I remember that when the school was looking through the freshman files, when I opened his file, which was the first place in the admission of all subjects, the first reaction was to rub my eyes when I looked at the pieces of big passes, small passes, school probation records, and countless black histories.

How did such a student, whose morals and IQ are completely out of proportion, be cultivated?

This was the first thought of the director of admissions, and his second thought was to get rid of this scourge as soon as possible, but when he looked at the bloody results, he silently put down the freshman file and chose to go to the toilet to calm down.

During his time in school, and even when he later entered society, no one could know what his action benchmark was.

Those who are insensitive to him call him an idiot and a second child, and those who are afraid of him call him a madman, a psychopath, a demon, and so on. His worshippers ...... Eh, I forgot that Brother Zhang has never done good deeds without leaving a name. For these titles, in the opinion of Zhang Yu at that time...... That's right!

Because, he is that kind of person, he is the kind of person who is completely inconsistent with his sunny appearance, except for idiot, Zhang Yu feels that all other names are very correct, compared to idiot, he prefers others to call him psychotic.

It's not that he is dissatisfied with the whole title, compared to those boastful words, these chaotic and evil terms Zhang Yu feels more suitable for his own style, but with the rigorous, pragmatic and scientific style of doing things, Zhang Yu feels that he still has to correct this word.

If you say that you are idiots, then those high-ranking critics are amoebaka protozoa in Zhang Yu's eyes from the beginning.

A creature that is lower than paramecium, although it is united at some times, but a monkey is a monkey after all, can it still be compared to a human?

As the saying goes, half a step ahead is a genius, one step ahead is a madman, and above the madman is not the so-called mental illness?

I'm mentally ill, I bag salt for myself, Brother Zhang is so confident!

All in all, Zhang Yu is such a super self-righteous and willful person to the extreme.

But at the same time, he is also a real person who lives for the sake of being wonderful.

After graduating, Zhang Yu left the school with numerous trophies and rejected the invitations of countless companies.

With a dream of his own, after watching a partner who said he wanted to be righteous, with an inexplicable stimulus, he threw all the trophies awarded by the school into the trash, and embarked on his own world journey with the money exchanged for the rest of the trophies.

I want to be a partner in righteousness!

With such a positive belief, Zhang Yu drew a contract summoning charm for his right hand in the setting sun.

However, many years have passed, and he has neither practiced the infinite sword or anything, nor summoned a beautiful silly foodie, and even every time he is about to die, he has not met any planet guardians who come to sign a contract with him to become a horse monkey or anything like that.

At this time, Zhang Yu understood that it turned out to be ...... Fairy tales are all lies!

Recalling the days of the messenger of justice, Zhang Yu did not feel regrets, blew up the Yasukuni Shrine, robbed the bank of the Yamaguchi Group, washed the nest of the Italian mafia in blood, and then wrote a poem on the top of the White House in the United States with the feces of the stenching Colossus of Mount Kalami.

Isn't this kind of life beautiful?

Not only can you maintain the peace of the world, eliminate violence and promote goodness, but also enjoy the thrill of pretending to be X with your life, and it is a rare experience to be chased by a group of Arab uncles who have been muddled with on their faces.

However, when the partners of justice were angry after all, and when they realized that there was not much they could do with the word justice, Brother Da Zhang left countless legends about the implementation of justice, hiding his merits and fame.

After retiring from the line of righteous messengers, Zhang Yu, who had nothing to do, originally wanted to return to his hometown to do the domineering profession of chengguan, but when he thought that his ID card seemed to be when he assassinated the leader of the armed party a few days ago, he was rescued by a high-speed machine gun and turned into a sieve, Zhang Yu gave up the option of returning to his hometown to be a chengguan.

What? Fake?

As a good young man who knows the law and abides by the law, how can Brother Zhang do such a thing as fraud, which hurts nature and reason, and affects social harmony and the operation of the universe.

As a last resort, Zhang Yu retreated to the next best thing, first went to the death cage of the largest private prison in the United States to be the warden for a few days, but after realizing that they were all hungry, Zhang Yu, who was not close to men, finally chose to go to Blackwater Company as a security guard.

Five insurances and one housing fund, two days off on holidays, and a year-end bonus for the New Year, I don't know how many times better than facing countless all day long.

Facing this group of tough who are enough to open more than two colleges, looking at those wolf-like eyes full of longing, Zhang Yu feels that he is very dangerous.

Who knows if any of them are the ones set by the Hulk and the Fire Cloud Evil God.

However, the good times did not last long, and before Zhang Yu did two days of security, due to the fierce competition in the security industry, the private oppression from the opponent was indispensable.

On the third day when Zhang Yu was still on duty, countless tanks, planes, and special forces units clearly appeared on his computer screen under the surveillance of Zhang Yu's microsatellites.

According to Zhang Yu's opinion at that time, this must have been a retaliation caused by robbing the son of the fourth daughter of the third brother-in-law who was in charge of the second daughter-in-law's son.

In the face of such a life-and-death situation, Brother Da Zhang did not panic or waver, and acted in accordance with the party's 325 plan.

first checked whether he had awakened any special functions, and then dripped blood to confess the so-called Jesus footbinding, which came from the Vatican a few days ago to rob the rich and help the poor.

After waiting for a long time and no response, Brother Zhang smiled indifferently, took out a red remote control, and pressed the button of the senior sister's head logo on it.

With the earth-shattering explosion of the N2 mine, under the scorching west wind is a bleak back, and the real man never looks back at the explosion......

Naturally, such an incident happened, Zhang Yu felt that the supervisor would definitely not give up, and he was afraid that he would not be able to do his job.

After the Blackwater company's outer foundations were covered with highly concentrated bombs, Zhang Yu turned on a helicopter gunship and drove away.

What a good job, so lost, with a touch of regret, it just moved towards the sunset on the horizon.

While dodging the countless missiles behind the buttocks, Zhang Yu drove the gunship into a new posture, spinning, jumping, elegant, teleporting, and the fighter pilot behind him doubted life.

After the second Aba Datalt missile, accompanied by the explosion, with a lonely expression on his face, Zhang Yu silently lit a cigar, but after choking on its strong taste, someone remembered that he was not a smoker.

And because of this so-called $20,000 fine cigar, Zhang Yu immediately rinsed his mouth on the plane and brushed his teeth by the way.

As a result, the unmanned Bergtu helicopter gunship was directly destroyed by the second-fired missile that followed, but someone was brushing their teeth the whole time.

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