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Xiao Feng's words made Feng Long's face change, but he didn't expect that the plan he arranged was seen through by Xiao Feng! The plan was like this, he first sent his henchmen to secretly call Xu Yu, scare her, and finally handed over a life-saving straw.

This life-saving straw is Xiao Feng! The promise was not lightly frightened, of course he would choose to grasp this life-saving straw, so it was logical that Xiao Feng was attracted to the ball. Of course, even if Xiao Feng doesn't come, the plan is not a failure, at least Feng Long really intends to make a promise today!

But when he heard Xiao Feng's last few words, he couldn't help but get angry: "Xiao Feng, this is not the place for you to be crazy!" Come! Drag him out for me! ”

"I'll count one, two, three, Feng Laoer, if you don't take off your pig face, I'll let your son lack a part." Xiao Feng raised three fingers, and his gaze fell on one place.

"One"

"Two"

"Three" Xiao Feng frowned, and he was about to make a move to leave an eternal mark for Feng Long.

"Stop! Xiao Feng, my son is right, this is not the place for you to sè! A slightly majestic voice sounded, and then Zhu Bajie next to him took off his mask and revealed his true face.

When he promised to see this Zhu Bajie from a distance, he was shocked, isn't this the Zhu Bajie that Xiao Feng teased at the beginning? Take a closer look, and sure enough, it is really the famous Feng Lao Er in Jiuquan City!

Xiao Feng looked at Feng Lao'er, who was as fat as a pig, and sneered: "Bastard, you are becoming more and more like a pig!" ”

As soon as Xiao Feng's words fell, the people around him were shocked and their jaws dropped, who is this kid, looking for death? The person who dared to talk to Feng Lao Er like this in Jiuquan should not have more than one hand. It's over, offending Feng Lao Er, it is estimated that he will disappear from this world tonight!

Feng Laoer's fat face turned white with anger, and he suddenly grabbed the dishes on the table next to him and smashed them towards Xiao Feng. "Little rabbit, as soon as we met, you scolded me for being a pig!"

Xiao Feng didn't hide from the flying plates, and let the soup and vegetables on the plates spill on him. "Feng Er, it's my turn!" As he spoke, he also walked to the nearest table, picked up the cake on it, and 'snapped' it all of a sudden, pasting it on Feng Laoer's face.

Feng Long was shocked, and hurriedly roared: "Xiao Feng, you are looking for death!" As he spoke, he couldn't care about so many people around him, so he pulled out the pistol at the back of his waist and was about to shoot.

"Feng Long, you'd better not move! Guess your gun isn't as fast as mine! Zhang Yu sneered, and pointed the black muzzle at Feng Long's head.

When the surrounding guests saw the two of them take out their guns, they were so frightened that they squeaked and screamed, especially some female guests, who had already screamed and cried loudly, and the scene was chaotic in an instant.

Feng Lao Er hurriedly wiped the cake off his face and shouted, "Don't move." Then he turned his head to look at his son: "Put away your toy gun and stand on one side first, it's nothing to do with you!" ”

Xiao Feng also pointed at Zhang Yu very cooperatively: "Xiao Yuzi, don't scare Long Shao with a toy gun, he is timid, be careful to scare him into peeing his pants." You just stand next to you and protect Sister Xu. ”

Feng Long and Zhang Yu were not fools, they looked at each other and slowly put away their guns.

"Little bunny, I thought you were dead outside." Feng Laoer's fat body slammed up, and at the same time, the slimy cream in his hand wiped towards Xiao Feng's face.

Xiao Feng dodged sideways, grabbed Feng Laoer's neck, and laughed wildly: "If you don't die, how can I die!" After speaking, he didn't look at it, grabbed a plate of dishes on the table, and poured it on Feng Laoer's face and mouth.

"Ahem, baa,, little bunny, it's chili!" Feng Lao Er screamed miserably, snot and tears flowed out.

Xiao Feng looked at Feng Lao Er's nostrils with two red peppers in his nostrils, and smiled: "This is called a pig's nose with a pepper." As he spoke, he let go of Feng Laoer's neck and took a few steps back.

The surrounding guests all looked at the two people who were 'performing' in amazement, and some didn't believe their eyes. This one with red peppers in his nose is Feng Erye, who can shake three times by stomping on Jiuquan?! No way, it's definitely an illusion!

Feng Long felt the muscles on his face stiffen, and looked at his father with a surprised face, what the hell is going on? Looking at his appearance, he seems to know Xiao Feng! Not only do I know each other, but I seem to know each other very well!

"Ahem." Feng Lao Er coughed, pulled out the chili pepper in his nose, wiped the vegetable soup and cream on his fat face with his sleeve, and didn't care about Dahua's face, pointing at Xiao Feng: "Damn, you kid...... You kid doesn't know how to respect the old and love the young! ”

Xiao Feng grinned: "Joke, are you old or young?" Don't be funny! Damn, don't make a fuss, so many people are watching. ”

Feng Lao Er looked around, his old face was a little red, and he arched his hand at the four sides: "Everyone, I'm sorry, I'm a little excited to meet an old friend, I don't take care of it, forgive me." ”

What can the surrounding guests say, busy with the same kind of hands: "It's okay, it's okay!" "But the expressions on each of their faces are as wonderful as they are. In their hearts, they have already decided that this young man and Second Master Feng are good friends!

Xiao Feng looked at Feng Long who was next to him with his mouth open, his eyes rolled, a wicked smile appeared on his face, and he patted Feng Lao Er on the shoulder: "I said Feng Lao Er, your son seems to be scared stupid, you call him over and introduce me to him, lest he always think about trying to kill me." ”

When Feng Lao Er heard this, he felt that it made sense, and hurriedly shouted: "Da Long, come here, I'll introduce you to a friend." ”

"Rub, what friend, damn, do you have such a senior opinion? What should he call me! Xiao Feng was not happy.

Feng Lao Er patted his head and nodded: "It's me who is confused, Dalong, hurry up." ”

Feng Long looked at the old man, then at Xiao Feng, and suddenly had an urge to buy a piece of tofu and kill him. However, the old man took the roll call, and he didn't dare not go over, so he hurriedly stepped forward: "Dad, what's the matter?" ”

"Come, Dalong, let me introduce you, this is Xiao Feng." Feng Lao Er pointed at Xiao Feng and said.

Xiao Feng smiled evilly, holding the idea of taking advantage of it and taking advantage of it, and looked at Feng Long: "Feng Long, your father and I are old friends, so you can call me Uncle Xiao." ”

"......" Feng Long glared at Xiao Feng, his face speechless. The relationship between these two has changed too much, right? He thinks about the person he is going to kill every day, and in the blink of an eye, he becomes his uncle?!

Zhang Yu next to him grinned, and gave a thumbs up in his heart: "Damn, Brother Feng is Brother Feng, mighty!" Hey, no matter how senior, Feng Long has to call me uncle? Thinking of this relationship, Zhang Yu's face bloomed with a smile.

At this time, the promise is also very complicated, the scene in front of him is not illusory, right? How did Xiao Feng become Feng Long's uncle again? No wonder Xiao Feng said confidently that Feng Long was afraid of him, uncle, can he not be afraid? But in any case, at least you don't have to worry about your own safety.

Feng Lao Er looked at his son and stared at Xiao Feng without speaking, for fear of offending this Xiao pervert, so he slapped Feng Long on the back of the head: "Da Long, call Uncle quickly!" Don't worry, Uncle Xiao won't treat you badly. ”

Xiao Feng looked at Feng Long with a smile, and his heart was so cool. Boy, if it weren't for Feng Laoer's relationship, do you think you would still be alive until now? Uncle Shouting doesn't suffer!

Feng Long slapped Feng Laoer, and then looked at the 'cheap smile' on Xiao Feng's face, he couldn't help but feel aggrieved, lowered his head with tears in his eyes, and shouted in a voice that only he could hear: "Uncle Xiao~"

Feng Lao Er was furious: "You haven't eaten, be louder!" After saying that, he reached out and went to pat his son again. Joke, the day before yesterday, after he heard abroad that his unsuccessful son had offended a young man named Xiao Feng, he was so frightened that he didn't sleep all night, and flew back the next day.

He wanted to see if this Xiao Feng was the Xiao pervert he knew. For Xiao Feng, Feng Lao Er himself has a deep understanding, he can be Xiao Feng's friend, don't be his enemy, otherwise, he won't know how to die. Come back to see your son, it's okay, Xiao Pervert may be looking at his face, Feng Long is still muttering, thank God!

"Hey, hey, Feng Er, what are you doing? Don't hit the child, talk to him well. Xiao Feng persuaded earnestly.

Feng Long stared at Xiao Feng, gritted his teeth, and three words popped out from between his teeth: "Uncle Xiao!" ”

Xiao Feng didn't care about Feng Long's bad attitude, nodded with a smile on his face, and pulled out a five-cent steel hammer from his pocket: "Here, child, uncle gave you the money in your pocket." Hehe, put it away. ”

"......" Everyone looked at the golden steel hammer in Xiao Feng's hand speechlessly, and muttered to themselves, this uncle is really generous!

Feng Long felt that he was about to explode, was it unbearable! Xiao Feng is insulting himself, no, even if it is the old man's face, I won't give it!

Just about to have a seizure, the old man's words made him immediately break out in a cold sweat.

"Dalong, he's the one I've always mentioned to you." Feng Lao Er said in a low voice.

Of course Feng Long knew who 'that person' was referring to! Hurriedly wiped the cold sweat, piled up a smile on his face, stretched out his hands to take the steel hammer, and said respectfully: "Thank you, Uncle Xiao." ”

The change in Feng Long's attitude before and after "......" shocked everyone again, and they began to guess who this Xiao Feng was!

Xiao Feng certainly knew why Feng Long had changed his attitude, raised his head and glared at Feng Lao Er, and made a threatening gesture. Immediately, he pulled over the promise and patted Feng Long on the shoulder: "Da Long, this is your aunt, do you know what to do in the future?" ”

Feng Long didn't dare to have any other meaning, and nodded obediently: "Got it, hello aunt." ”

"......" Xu Promise smiled reluctantly: "Eh, Long Shao, you still call me Sister Nuo." ”

Everyone didn't notice that outside the lively guests, Wang Feng pinched his mask, stared at Xiao Feng and Xu with anger on his face, and trembled all over: "Rape. Husband. Lewd. Woman! Die yourselves! ”