"Lao Dao didn't say it, you said it yourself. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The old man of Shangqing muttered.

"Lao Dao goes back, you can slowly sharpen yourself. ”

"Oh no, old man, old man, master! You old man told me what to do with these things? Get me out first. ”

Looking at the two demonic thoughts that were cowering and curled up on the side, Li Feng was angry.

"Get out, get out of here! Brother Sheng and Huzi can be like you two? ”

Strange to say, Li Feng's reprimand actually directly dissolved the two-headed demonic thoughts, and the dark surroundings began to glow with a hint of light.

"Hmm..."

Li Feng, who had just woken up from the darkness, saw Xiong Da's big bearded face at first glance, and then subconsciously smashed it with a punch.

"Ahh

After a period of crackling and scrambling, Li Feng looked at Xiong Da with a blue nose and swollen face angrily, and got up helplessly.

"You say it's not good for you to squat? Squat in front of me, isn't this looking for a fight?"

"Hehe, boss, you can take me away, the little brother will definitely serve the boss you are comfortable, in case there is a situation like the current one, it will be easy to deal with." ”

Xiong Da seems to have made up his mind and will not repent.

"Go back, it's impossible for me to take you away, and besides, you see that you have a scruffy face, how much older than me?

"Hey, no, boss, it's not right for you to say that, it's true that I have a scruffy beard, but I'm born with a good nature, right? I'm only eighteen years old today!"

For a while, Li Feng only felt that the sky was thundering, God, take a closer look at Xiong Da, this product is five big and three thick, with a full face and a beard, and he is actually only eighteen? No one will believe it if it is thirty-eight, right?

"Boy, you give him a pulse, if it's really eighteen, the old Taoist will take you an apprentice. ”

The elusive Shangqing Old Road popped out again.

"I said old man, you pockmarked son is not called pockmark, you are called a pit man, when did my apprentice learn such a lofty skill as taking the pulse?"

Li Feng was startled at first, and then began to slander the old way.

"Just put your hand on his arm, and the old man who took the pulse came in person, really let you go to check the pulse, and the old man was afraid that you would give someone a happy pulse?"

Shangqing mocked Li Feng angrily.

"Old man, I'm going to duel with you, don't think that if I don't know medical skills, I don't know that the Ximai you said is pregnant with a child?

"Okay, okay, when Lao Dao reshapes his body, how do you like to duel, how can you duel, Lao Dao doesn't beat you out, you will be clean!"

"I'll go, old man, are these still the words of a pure Taoist of yours? Are you disgusting to the extreme? Don't you think that saying this is completely inconsistent with your identity?"

"You care about me? Lao Dao's body was destroyed, the only one who knows that Lao Dao is still alive is the stinky boy, you are a stinky boy, even if Lao Dao says a little disgusting, it will not affect Lao Dao's reputation, and besides, Lao Dao found it from your memory, you kid is not disgusting, and Lao Dao doesn't matter. ”

"You dead old man, I told you again and again that you are not allowed to peek at my memory, are you farting when I speak?"

While keeping up with Qing Douzui, Li Feng put his hand on Xiong Da's arm.

"Boss, boss, you are..."

Xiong Da saw that Li Feng was silent after he said his age, and thought that Li Feng was really because of his age, and was about to pull Li Feng back to find Hei Laosan to testify against him, but he saw Li Feng put his hand on his arm like this, and then he was silent, and couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Shut up, if you want to follow me, you have to learn to talk less and listen more!"

"Oh, got it. ”

After blocking Xiong Da, a curious child, Li Feng turned around and continued to follow the ghost.

"What's the matter, old man, what's the pulse? Isn't it really a happy pulse?"

"Hey, you stinky boy, the old way out of the happy pulse, the old way also knows that it is the happy pulse, if you want to come, I don't think you know it, right?"

"Oh, I'll go, old man, are you really out of the happy pulse? You can see clearly, Xiong Da has nothing to do with women, you have to be responsible if you are really happy!"

"Lao Dao bears the responsibility of you big-headed ghost! I didn't have such a poor person before, why are you getting more and more flamboyant? Lao Dao began to wonder if it was a mistake to accept you as an apprentice. ”

"There's a lot of nonsense, what's the result?"

"This kid has good qualifications, he is born with the body of Tude, he is born to be the darling of the earth, and his qualifications are much better than your kid's, it is really the old way in your head, otherwise the old way will accept him. ”

Pouting, Li Feng continued to mock.

"Then you move out? I didn't cry and shout at the beginning, "Please come in. ”

"Hey you bastard, if you don't... Stay in your head, old way, why don't I live in with you every day?"

"What are you talking about, old man? What do you mean that you are still living in my head? Old man, you are not particular, to be clear, I am a head, not a low-rent house, how can any cat or dog enter as soon as he says? Old man, explain it to me clearly. ”

Probably realizing that he had said the wrong thing, Shangqing shrank back and stopped saying a word.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, Shangqing, old man, master, no matter what, you came out and told me, you have enough of you in my head to panic, and now you tell me that there is still one? You still live with him? Don't be like this, okay?"

No matter what Li Feng said or called, the old man of Shangqing didn't hear it.

"Forget it, you're going to tell me one day anyway. ”

Very optimistic to comfort himself, Li Feng was ready to put this aside in advance, but somehow, he always remembered the "culprit" who fled the tribe that night, the "copper block" that disappeared inexplicably.

Shake your head, let's put the old man on the horse first, after all, although the old man is unreliable, but since he lived in his own head, he has not done any harm to himself, but he is himself, and he has helped others solve the problem of practicing the exercises, and he has nothing to do with others.

Looking at Xiong Da, who was like an angry little daughter-in-law on the side, Li Feng was a little worried, this kid, in the words of Shangqing, now this world can give birth to this kid's qualifications, just like that monkey, it is really rare to meet for many years.

Thinking about the wild monkey who took away his aunt and Nannan, Li Feng's heart was hot, in case one day Xiong Da would be like that monkey...

"Big bear. ”

"What's the matter, boss, your name is me?"

Xiong Da reacted a little sluggishly and looked at Li Feng, seeing Xiong Da's realization, Li Feng began to slander Shangqing again: This is what you said about once in a few years?

No matter how you look at it, this thing doesn't have the domineering of that monkey.

Forget it, it's just a face-saving face for the old man.

"Let's go, Xiong Da, you are lucky, your qualifications are good, you are very suitable for a practice of my master, follow me these days, and when I think I can teach you the exercises, I will accept you as an apprentice." ”

"Really? Woohoo! Boss I love you so much, wahahahaha, I can cultivate in the future, haha! Long live Boss, woohoo!"

"Okay, don't call me boss in the future, it doesn't sound lofty, well... My name is Li Feng, you... Forget it, you can call it however you want. ”

"Okay boss, got the boss!"

"Huh?!"

"Okay Feng Shao, know Feng Shao!"

"That's pretty much it. ”

Night. Lying beside the bonfire, Li Feng looked at the bright night sky above his head with a little confusion, dotted with stars, he had never seen such a magnificent scene in his memory of two lifetimes.

"Xiongda, how long have you been on the road to heaven?"

Looking at Xiong Da, who was busy around the bonfire, Li Feng asked casually.

Xiong wiped his hands, handed one of the hind legs that had been roasted oil to Li Feng, and also learned from him to lie down.

"It's about more than ten years, I originally lived with an old man in the Eagle Tribe, and then the tribe was not manpowered, and the entire tribe was slaughtered by the beast tide, and the old man took me to break into the Tongtian Road, just in time for the expansion of the Beast Gang, the old man took me to join in quickly, and then it didn't take long for the shiny bald man to come out to clean up the number of people, and I heard the black old man say that the bald man is called Zhantan Merit Buddha. ”

Zhantan Meritorious Buddha, isn't that the bald man in Sanzang? Li Feng secretly thought.

He still can't forget the big bulb on the top and said with a knife in his smile, "There is a relationship with the poor monk", it seems that this bald man is very diligent on this road.

"The bald man stood in the sky, brighter than the sun, and I could only hear him talking in my head, what ants, what useless, what not sheltering, anyway, he just muttered a lot of words, and then the men of the Beast Gang were left with the old, weak, sick and disabled you saw when you came. ”

It seems that this bald man is very ruthless, and the old man of Shangqing still told himself that their teachings are compassionate, is it just such a mercy?

Li Feng chuckled lightly, it seems that this bald man is also selling dog meat on the head of a sheep.

There is no mention of revenge or anything, Xiong Da is Han, but it doesn't mean that he is stupid, that bald man is said to have become a Buddha before the destruction of heaven and earth, and now they are not enough for someone to beat a little thumb.

Looking at the sky silently, the voice and smile of the little aunt and Nannan, who were forcibly taken away, seemed to appear in front of him again, "You guys, are you okay?" Li Feng muttered.

"What's wrong with you, boss?"

"Ah, nothing. ”

The two of them tacitly agreed not to mention the bald man called Sanzang again.

"Oh yes, Big Bear. ”

"How?"

"Is it like this all the time on the road to heaven?"

"Of course not. ”

The topic changed, and Xiong Da began to talk again.

"Boss, do you mean the scenery? This road is indeed much better than the outside, the outside is gray and black at all times, but it is not here, there are wind, clouds, thunder and lightning, green trees and red flowers, and the sun, moon and stars, and the weather changes every day. ”

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