Chapter 332: Excessive Farce
At this time, Liu Yan and Song Tao were arguing about the reliability of Zhang Qianshi. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Hearing Song Tao's rebuttal just now, Liu Yan immediately turned her head and said, "Cut, what are you doing, you are so sure that Zhang Qian can reassure people?"
Song Tao smiled, "Actually, you didn't really understand Zhang Qian, otherwise you wouldn't have said such a thing." ”
Liu Yan waved her hand very casually, and said with disdain on her face, "Cut, really, every time you say this, you can't say anything else, it's really uncreative." ”
Song Tao didn't feel any discomfort, and still smiled, "Okay, okay, when do you understand Zhang Gan, that is, when do you feel that Zhang Qian is reassuring." ”
Too lazy to discuss so much with Song Tao, Liu Yan stood up directly, "Really, it's useless not to tell you this, you don't care about the case, I can care about the case, I'll go to Zhang Gan's side and take a look at the specific situation." ”
Just when Liu Yan just turned around, Liu Yan suddenly realized that something was wrong, and quickly walked back in a gloomy manner, and smiled, "Eh, that Song Tao, it seems that you haven't told me yet, the location of that thief, uh, no, it should be where Zhang Qian is." ”
Song Tao quickly gave a reply, "Zhang Qian should be on the side of Xingfu Street, you can call him again for the specific location." ”
It seems that this is the only way, Liu Yan turned her head arrogantly, walked a few steps in a dashing manner, and then said, "Okay, I know." ”
Looking at Liu Yan's background, slowly disappearing in front of him, and leaving the office, Song Tao shook his head and smiled, "This Liu Yan is really interesting, crazy for a while, and playing cold for you for a while." "Poof" As he spoke, Song Tao laughed again, laughing at Liu Yan's humor.
On the road, Liu Yan drove the battery car on the road slowly and leisurely, slowly, it was almost close to the happy street that Song Tao just said, Liu Yan parked the battery car on the side of the road, and when the car stopped steadily, Liu Yan took out her mobile phone from her pocket, dialed Zhang Gan's phone number, and called Zhang Qian, so as to ask Zhang Qian's current location.
Soon, the phone was connected, and Liu Yan shouted into the phone, "Hey Zhang Qian, where are you, I'll come over to help you." ”
After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Qian never expected that Liu Yan would come over to help him, and shouted excitedly, "It's really fake, sister-in-law, I'm here in a supermarket." ”
Supermarket? Which supermarket? Liu Yan asked, "What supermarket?"
"A supermarket. ”
Liu Yan frowned, and she didn't clearly realize that the name of this supermarket was called a supermarket, so she was confused and asked again, "What, Zhang Qian, what did you kid say, what is the name of your supermarket?"
"A supermarket?"
Gradually, Liu Yan began to get a little angry, "Stinky boy, what do you say, be honest with me, otherwise I won't let you go if I run into you." ”
Zhang Qian smiled awkwardly, "Sister-in-law, I'm here in a supermarket, and the name of this supermarket is called one, and there are two more supermarkets behind one, and the full name is called a supermarket." ”
"Phew, you kid fooled me, why didn't I know there was this supermarket?"
Zhang Qianzhi rolled his eyes, there are still many things that Liu Yan doesn't know, is there more than that?
Zhang Qian said, "Sister-in-law, I don't think you know the way, right?
Liu Yan hadn't straightened out her anger just now, and said angrily, "Stinky boy, can't you just say this? There is so much nonsense, I am at the junction of Xingfu Street and Qingyun Road." After speaking, Liu Yan looked around, then found a random building and said, "It's right here at that foot washing shop." ”
The roads of the city, Zhang Qian has long been familiar with the transparent, and as soon as Liu Yan said this, Zhang Qian immediately thought of where he was, and quickly said, "Okay, then sister-in-law, you wait a little longer, my side is not very far, and I will be there soon." ”
"Okay, you kid come here. ”
"Hehe, that's okay, sister-in-law, you wait for me, I'll hang up the phone. ”
After hearing this, Liu Yan smiled evilly, without any hesitation, and hung up the phone directly, and then sighed, "Thinking beautifully, my phone, how can anyone hang up?"
Unconsciously, Liu Yan was contaminated with some bad habits, perhaps because she was afraid of Song Tao taking the initiative to hang up the phone, so she felt that she still took the initiative to hang up others, which was more comfortable.
After a while, Zhang Gan, dressed in civilian clothes, came over on his own motorcycle, stopped directly in front of Liu Yan's car, and came to a sudden brake.
Fortunately, Zhang Gan's sudden braking was timely enough, otherwise he almost collided, and the distance between the two cars was only half a meter, coupled with the rapid braking sound, Liu Yan was even more startled.
was already frightened, and as soon as Liu Yan looked up, she saw Zhang Gan's hippie smiling face, which made Liu Yan not angry? Soon Liu Yan was angry and shouted loudly, "Stinky Zhang Qian, you kid don't want to die, right?"
Zhang Qian has always been thick-skinned, smiled, and didn't take Liu Yan's words to heart, "Hehe, sister-in-law, what's wrong, didn't I brake?"
glared at Zhang Qian viciously, Liu Yan turned her head, "Hmph, stinky boy, I'm not happy, can you watch it?"
Zhang Qian scratched his head in embarrassment, and slowly realized that he had gone a little too far, and then said embarrassedly, "Otherwise, sister-in-law, I'll buy you milk tea to drink, what do you think?"
Liu Yan was still angry, and snorted coldly, "Hmph, I'm still not happy." ”
Zhang Qian couldn't smile bitterly, this time he finally knew what it meant to die if he didn't die, and he knew that he wouldn't be fooling around! Zhang Qian said embarrassedly, "Sister-in-law, what else do you want to eat, I'll buy it for you." ”
At this time, Liu Yan was very depressed, this Zhang Qian was really, he came over to help with kindness, but Zhang Gan made such a joke, which is really infuriating; just now, Liu Yan even put down all the cases and turned her head directly, how could she be bought so quickly?
Liu Yan shouted, "Stinky Zhang Qian, you're just unhappy, who taught you, this kind of thing can be nonsense? What if the car crashes?"
Zhang Qian hurriedly explained, "Don't worry, sister-in-law, I have done a test, and the brakes of my car are good, there is no problem." ”
Where did this Zhang Qian have the consciousness to admit his mistake, Liu Yan shouted again, "You kid, did you listen to me, I mean, what if, what if? The two cars collided, are you responsible?"
Zhang Qian scratched his head in embarrassment, "Eh, hehe, that sister-in-law, don't be angry, I was wrong about this, I promise, not next time." ”
Liu Yan pouted and said, "No, I must talk to Song Tao and let him take care of you." ”
Suddenly, Zhang Qian opened the topic and said suddenly, "Sister-in-law, the way you pout, it's so good-looking." ”
Liu Yan is angry, where would she listen to this?" "Phew, I'm not such a casual person, even if you praise me as a fairy, I have to report it to Song Tao." ”
Zhang Qian was also unlucky, hit the muzzle of the gun, and smiled awkwardly, "Okay, sister-in-law, I was wrong, I am willing to bear all the mistakes, do you see it?"
"What is it okay to do, and it is still working, if you are so perfunctory, where is the meaning of admitting mistakes?"
Zhang Qian was very depressed, "I said sister-in-law, you can't, let me swear, right?"
Liu Yan was also confused today, originally Song Tao suffered some stinginess on his side, but now when he came to Song Tao's side, such a thing happened as soon as they met; Liu Yan said solemnly, "Okay, I want you to swear; if you don't swear, you don't have a memory in your brain, I just want you to swear." ”
Zhang Qian covered his face, looking annoyed, why is this like this today, Liu Yan is so arrogant.
Seeing that Zhang Qian didn't move, Liu Yan stared at Zhang Gan and shouted, "Hey, Zhang Gan, you kid swear to me!"
"Well, sister-in-law, do you really have to swear?"
At this time, Liu Yan had already made up her mind, "Swearing, I want you to swear." ”
In the face of such a grim environment, Zhang Qian still wanted to resist, and said weakly, "Sister-in-law, I don't think it's that serious, right?"
Liu Yan knew that although she was a little overdone, she should still give some lessons to Zhang Gan's words, otherwise this guy would not take it to heart at all; Liu Yan shouted, "Swear, I'll wait for you to swear anyway, if you don't swear, I'll drive away." ”
At this time, Zhang Qian realized Liu Yan's seriousness, and hurriedly beckoned and said, "Don't don't, sister-in-law, I was wrong, don't go, I'll swear." ”
"Swear!" Liu Yan urged solemnly.
It seems that there is no other way, Zhang Gan can only admit it himself; Zhang Qian stretched out a hand and made a saluting gesture, "I swear, the dangerous thing I just did will not happen again, if it happens again, if it happens again, if it happens again." As he spoke, Zhang Gan's eyes rolled and he paid attention to Liu Yan's eyes, and Liu Yan's eyes were staring straight at him, waiting for him to make his final vow; Zhang Qian swallowed a mouthful of smearing, and then added, "If it happens again, I will thunder and thunder." ”
Hearing the content of such an oath, Liu Yan was satisfied, nodded, and there was some warning in her words, "I'll tell you Zhang Qian, it's all an oath, you have to take care of it yourself." ”
Zhang Qian nodded again and again, and agreed several times, "Yes, yes, yes, there will definitely be no next time." ”
Liu Yan nodded, glanced at Zhang Gan, and really hoped that this kid could really change something, and don't be so playful in the future; Liu Yan stretched out her hand and patted Zhang Gan's shoulder three times, "Zhang Gan, everyone is an adult, you have to be serious and mature." ”
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