Li Muchen said with a smile: "You can't even break the array I laid casually, how can you fight me to the death?"

The idol said: "Lao Tzu accidentally touched your way, you really have the ability to let me go, let's fight alone!"

Li Muchen shook his head, this guy doesn't know where he learned his words.

"Don't you dare?" said the idol again, "I was in the Li Mansion just now, and I was defeated by you by accident, if I am prepared, I may not lose." ”

Li Muchen didn't speak, just watched it perform.

"Look, look, I already knew that you didn't dare, you can't even stop my fart, how can you beat me, hahaha!"

The idol muttered a lot of radical words again, and seeing that Li Muchen was never fooled, he was finally discouraged and said:

"Hey, I finally have a temple here, and it's a god in size, okay to give some face?"

"If you don't give face like this, it will be difficult to mix in the Tao in the future. ”

"I said, how are you like a piece of wood?

"Okay, okay, I'm convinced, I'm obedient! Okay, you say, what do you want?"

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"Shangxian, Shangxian, please spare me, I am a mouse, I really haven't done anything bad, at most I peeked at Widow Wang taking a bath, went to the sixth aunt's house to steal some bacon or something. But I've done a bad thing to them!"

"Okay, okay, I confess, I admit it, that old Liu Tou got two chickens from the countryside, I was greedy, and stole them a few times, but it was a mutual relationship, I didn't force them. In the end, it was Lao Liu Tou who stewed them by himself, and I cried several times!"

……

Weasels hide under the idols and chatter.

Seeing that Li Muchen was still indifferent, he finally shut up.

After a few minutes of silence, the weasel let out a long sigh and said, "Okay, Lao Tzu has confessed, you can draw a path." ”

Li Muchen knew that the demon's spirit had almost been consumed, so he raised his hand to collect the magic circle and dragged the weasel out of the ground.

"Do you really think you can go it alone with me?" he asked, pulling the skin of the weasel by the back of his neck.

The weasel threw his hand in the air: "I said that I confessed, I definitely don't dare to go head-to-head, what do you mean?" ”

Li Muchen laughed and carried the weasel back to the Li family's old house.

When he got to the yard, he threw the weasel to the ground and said, "Before you ran away, you swore that if you told half a lie, you would be hit by five thunderbolts, right?"

"Yes, yes, that's what I said," the weasel lay on the ground, "it's not that there was no thunder, it means that I am not lying, God testifies." ”

"Hmph, Flim Flam!"

As soon as Li Muchen raised his hand, thunder was born out of thin air, and a lightning bolt in the void slashed in front of the weasel.

"it!"

The weasel cursed, jumped up in shock, and fell to the ground with a thud.

This time he didn't even dare to fart.

The person in front of him is really good at spells, but he is not like him, his tail is used as a broom, and his fart is used as a cannon, and he is also cheating and drinking in the people.

"If the immortal has anything to say, just ask, I know everything. ”

"I'm not an immortal, I told you, my surname is Li, and my name is Li Muchen. ”

Li Muchen reported his home just to see the weasel's reaction. If this thing is in league with the Shadow Fiend, then you should know your name.

The weasel was shocked.

"What's your name?" he almost jumped up, "Your name is Li Muchen?!"

Li Muchen ...... Li Muchen ......"

The weasel began to circle around the ground, pacing around like a man in trouble, rubbing his front paws incessantly.

"I've heard this name, Li Muchen...... Li Muchen...... Yes, it's Li Muchen, I know, I've heard ......"

The weasel muttered to himself.

Suddenly looked up at Li Muchen, two small round eyes stared tightly, without blinking.

Li Muchen frowned and said, "Don't look at it, I'm Li Muchen, what about your accomplice?"

"Accomplices?

The weasel asked puzzled, his eyes still staring at Li Muchen, as if he wanted to see through every detail and every pore on Li Muchen's face.

"It's kind of! it's like it......! That's right, it's you!"

The weasel jumped up violently, jumped to the same height as Li Muchen, and pointed at Li Muchen's nose and said.

Li Muchen was taken aback by him: "What are you doing?"

"Young master, you are young master!" the weasel cried excitedly.

"What?" Li Muchen was shocked, could it be that this thing knows my parents?

"You are the son of Mrs. Gong, I have seen your name brand before, when Mrs. Gong was about to give birth, Master Li gave you the name. Hahahaha, I thought everyone in the Li family was dead, but I didn't expect you to be alive!

"What are you talking about?, what Mrs. Gong?" Li Muchen said suspiciously.

"Young Master, you don't know nothing, do you? You're the son of Madam Gong! I, I—" The weasel pointed at herself, "I'm Ah Huang, it's Mrs. Gong's little yellow!"

Li Muchen's heart was a little excited, and he slowly weaved a simple story line in his mind, his mother's surname was Gong or Gong, and this weasel was transformed into a sperm by his mother.

But he still kept his composure, because the weasel's words may not be credible, judging from the contact just now, this little thing is very cunning!

And how to explain the demonic energy hidden in this thing?

Therefore, Li Muchen just looked at the weasel coldly and said, "Don't be surprised, what do you know, just say it from the beginning, I'll listen, remember, if you have half a lie, you will be struck by lightning." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll start from the beginning. ”

The weasel changed his previous nervousness, and now he became elated.

"I was originally an ordinary weasel, and I lived in the nearby alleys, catching mice, and occasionally going to people's houses to steal some sausages or something. I didn't dare to come to this house until one day, there was a big banquet in this house, and many cooks were invited, and so many delicious dishes were cooked, and the fragrance wafted out for ten miles. ”

The weasel seemed to think of the deliciousness, and his nose inhaled and inhaled, looking intoxicated.

"I couldn't help it, so I slipped in through the back door, stole a chicken that had just come out of the pot, and was hiding in the corner to eat it, when I was discovered. I was caught and locked up in the kitchen, and they said that they were going to stew me, and that I had a good skin, and that I was going to be skinned and offered to today's guests. ”

Li Muchen said in his heart, he would be able to understand people's words at that time, and it seemed that he had already opened his mind. In folk parlance, it has become a refinement, and if it is stewed directly, it is indeed a bit of a waste.

The weasel continues:

"I was ready to die, anyway, I had a full stomach, speaking of which, the cook's skill is really good, to be able to eat such a delicious chicken, to be a full weasel, this life is worth it.

Then a woman came to the kitchen and took me away. She took me to the inner house and met the palace lady. Oh, it wasn't Mrs. Gong at the time, they called her Miss Gong.

I am a weasel, and in general, in my eyes, chickens are better looking than people.

But as soon as I saw Miss Gong, I was shocked.

Oh my god, there are such good-looking people in this world!

At that time, my mind was full of love, love love, I would rather be stewed into a pot of meat and become this woman's belly meal. ”