As soon as the virgin woman was mentioned, the virgin woman came. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

In the previous chapter, the matchmaker solemnly said to Uncle Wang: "You don't understand the true power of Wuhuama, if you don't fulfill the strong desire in the depths of her body, that is, that primitive instinctive desire, then it will be - the sky is shattering and the flowers are flying - the situation is out of control!"

"What do you mean by that?"

"To put it simply, her treasure will go deep into the bone marrow, and at that time, not only the bones of the whole body will become charming bones, but the bone marrow will also become coquettish neuroticism.

"So serious?"

"That's it! Wuhuama is definitely loved by everyone, and the flowers bloom, Master Li is not only popular in Beijing, but also greatly influenced that era; Wu Da Niang's reputation has not fallen for thousands of years, don't you still think of a powerful relationship? Extraordinary people and extraordinary things, can't wait for the routine to deal with it!"

"Oh my God, what do you want me to do?"

"This matter can't be discussed with your family in advance, and any kind talk can't have results, so I had to use the most common trick - make raw rice into mature rice, the master is still invited by me—— this time it's not messy, the words have been picked out, if you want to go back, hurry up." ”

It turns out that she is not only a game reader, but also a layout!

She is good at calculating the future, and the people she likes and the people she invites will definitely succeed. You must be sure to succeed!

The Uncle Wang he said must become a turtle brain case today, and he must not be able to hide from it!

The black hand is in front of her, she is also the benefactor of herself and Xinghua, but now that the horn and cesium are converted, she is destroying the purity between their husband and wife, should she hate!

"Are you forcing me to be Wu Dalang's reincarnation! What the hell have I become? Isn't it just the baked cake that Wu Dalang sells—stupid!"

"It's better than turning the melancholy ditch into a gutter and the dragon king town into a rumor-talking town!" The people who were entrusted with important tasks by the Chen family dared to stand up and stand alone.

In this world, there are people who carry out abnormal intervention in the possibility that has not yet happened.

2★.

"I'm not going back! I'm not going back! Hahahaha! What a great thing I think I'm doing! Okay, I know! You've done a good job! After five or six years of delaying a problem, someone can solve it in one day, oh, no, no, no, no, this kind of thing won't be long before this kind of project really starts to start, or it won't be long before -- thank you, thank you! Besides, haven't you been able to find a thousand prisoners?"

"There are always exceptions to everything, but there are people who can turn decay into magic, use millet and rifles to win aircraft cannons, and use empty hands to capture birds. ”

"You mean the Chen family! With them taking action, I can't wait to turn myself into a woman, and I can integrate with the blood of the Chen family, even a fool dreams of wanting it!"

"It's not at the level of the Chen family, but it's also a super master. ”

Uncle Wang exaggeratedly said: "God forbid, no matter who it is, as long as it can help us get our first child, and have a wild mongrel to grow up, I will be able to have a fair and honest biological flesh and blood in the Wang family's family in the future.

'Wild Brother' is the man his wife stole from. There are also those called 'wild brothers' or 'wild brothers'.

Uncle Wang was a little nervous, although he said so, but the angry sullenness and sourness in his heart were mixed, and even the passers-by next to him would be sick to their stomachs.

The matchmaker didn't quite know how much he was stimulated, whether he was angry, or drunk. So he asked, "Boss, is your attitude really dripping? Why do I think it's not reliable at all? Are you sure it's sober drops, are you a little confused?"

"I'm still a little drunk, but I understand when I'm drunk. What you still don't understand, I still haven't told you! Oh, the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, and if your wife has that kind of thought, how can she be a husband who doesn't know it at all? Someone should take a step back than to be awkward all the time. ”

3★.

"Oh, I hadn't noticed when you said that, you already knew what happened to her hair in the tofu weir last night. ”

"I knew it before you did! I was aware of it, so I deliberately gave her a chance last night, pretending to have gone to eat early, but in fact I was secretly observing. She really had a stuffy hair, and ran to take a bath in the tofu weir alone. I hid in the apricot tree on the east side of the weir and watched the old dwarf jump into the water, and watched her hug the old man in vain. It's okay at first, she may not be able to wipe her face, but later, later, you don't know, what she has become like when she is debauched, she is not a lady at all, and her expression is very different from my expression when I was doing things in the room, she let go of herself, completely degenerated, and let the sex sway. In the end, if not, if it wasn't for the fact that the old man hadn't experienced personnel, if he didn't understand 100% of the simmering scriptures, and Xinghua was too anxious, she scared the old man and ran away, so that she didn't cause a scandal, otherwise, I would have been a turtle in a cuckold last night!"

"Ming people do dark things, and it is not easy for you to be this official, you still have a set of drops. ”

"If it weren't for this, I wouldn't be so easy to get drunk, and if I didn't have a large amount, I wouldn't be able to be this official. ”

"You're good at pretending too!"

"If you don't pretend, maybe Xinghua and I are still loving and farming, I will carry water for her to wash vegetables, and the coarse tea and light rice are sweeter than honey - what kind of official are you doing?"

"It's a good Chen family, and everyone can drag the people of Sorrowful Valley. Did you have a showdown with her when you went back last night?"

"What are you doing in a showdown, if you want to pretend, you have to pretend to the end, you have never been an official, you don't understand, in short, you can't give up halfway. Fortunately, I continued to pretend, only to realize that she was almost out of line in the middle of the night, and this time it was completely her initiative. ”

The more they talk, the more they have a door......

4★.

The two of them, young and old, are right to be addicted to the road, not only cooing, but also various expressions and movements, which are more vivid than the counterpart comedy, just like rehearsing a sketch, forgetting that today is a meeting and there are a lot of passers-by.

There was a handsome old woman of eighty or ninety years old, who had been following them for three or four miles, and they hadn't noticed it at all.

The handsome old woman's physical strength was surprisingly good, and after going up the ear cliff, she hurried a few steps and stopped the matchmaker and Uncle Wang: "You can't whisper at all? I can hear that my old man's face is burning, especially you, Miss Mei, you have never been in shape since you were a child, not only your mouth, but the whole person is Ma Mabao!"

The handsome old woman is white and clean, and she can't see her old age up and down, just like my grandmother.

The matchmaker was unconvinced: "Old sister, I told people about our private words, this time it didn't climb to you, don't mess with your hair and temper, okay!"

"Tian is shameless! I opened my mouth at the two of you, and whispered when I turned off the lights, and I fell on the road where people came and went, and walked all the way up, and the road stinked like a pigsty. You two don't know how to restrain yet, just like Niu Ma Bao rotten along the edge of the mouth, but I can't help it, I'm going to hit your big ears on behalf of the dumb woman! If you meet at night, you will beat you in the black, and during the day, you will beat in vain!"

The matchmaker seemed to be a little wrong with her, and she didn't have the slightest intention of respecting the elderly, so she immediately replied: "Zhen Pozi, what kind of gunpowder did you eat today? Why do we want to fight? We're two, we want to fight two? We're both younger than you, and if we can't do it technically, can't we have the physical strength?"

"Well said!" the handsome old woman moved to the opposite side of them in two steps, Sada, Lieya. Zhen Pozi is a fiery woman, and she can't be provoked the most.

5★.

"Don't come here, you want to be older, don't you? We're a dozen years older than you combined!"

"Smack!" "Smack!" and "Slap!" sounded twice, and the matchmaker and Uncle Wang's old face and a fat face were each pasted, and they were old and crispy.

The matchmaker knew that she was going to fight, but she didn't dare to hide. Although the matchmaker is only a decade younger than the virgin woman, her status seems to be more than one order lower. Uncle Wang hid, but strangely, he didn't dodge, a young man less than thirty years old, couldn't hide from the old ear scrapers of an eighty or ninety-year-old woman.

It doesn't matter if he didn't dodge it, Uncle Wang suddenly noticed that this slap that fell very loudly and loudly did not necessarily hurt, but there was a feeling that it was very hot and comfortable, and even his heart was warm, yes, it was a very intimate feeling.

Zhen Pozi said: "I don't believe it, I will beat you, do you dare to fight back?"

The matchmaker raised her sleeve to cover her right cheek, and said respectfully: "Sister Zhen, please look at the friendship of the past seventy or eighty years, give me a look on the left side of my face!"

"It's beautiful!" she turned around and walked unhurriedly in the direction of Dragon King Town.

Uncle Wang didn't understand at all this time, did he really get beaten on the right side of his face and send the left side of his face up? He thought that the relationship between him and the matchmaker was already very close, so he recklessly pulled away her hand to hide his face.

At first glance, Uncle Wang was taken aback, and saw that the matchmaker's right face, which was originally like dried pomegranate skin, became red and gorgeous, like a bar girl in the old era of twenty-seven or eight. "What's going on?" a slap can make a person fifty years younger!

The matchmaker chirped: "Look! What is there to see! You yourself are not the same!" She made this expression half old and half tender, and made this expression again, which was not enough to say weird.

"Me too?"

"You're no better. Half of her face is five feet and her eyebrows are shaved, and half of her face is a young girl!"

"What kind of evil is this? Now that he has become a man or a woman, why are he embarrassed to go to work?"