"Chop!" Cao Yuanyuan gave an order, and the three women took knives at the same time and slashed at Gao Yifei's head. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It is said that it is better to chop the hand than to cut the head, when the knife is really cutting towards the head, Gao Yifei naturally blocked it with his hands, and after a few strokes, both hands were chopped into fists and there was no fist.

Seeing that the chopping was successful, Chu Yulan immediately said: "Enough." ”

"Mom, mother, mother......" Gao Yifei was already incoherent, rolling on the ground in pain, making the ground full of blood, as well as his whole body.

"Child!" Cao Yuanyuan knelt on the ground and hugged Ah Fei's head: "Call an ambulance." ”

Chu Yulan was on the phone. Ah Qun asked Ah Yuan, "Will you die?"

"Thank God, I hope he won't die, just the three of us beauties have become his wives, I hope he will be blessed and have a great life. When Cao Yuanyuan said this, he was trembling with fear.

Gao Yifei was lying in a pool of blood, so painful that he didn't have any more pain, except for his eyes that opened from time to time, everything else was stained with blood. He wanted to roll on the ground, but Cao Yuanyuan held him down with his chubby body, protecting him from bleeding too much and dying soon in the struggle.

"My child, please don't move, mom is calling an ambulance for you, and it will be fine soon. Mom is also out of helplessness, only teach you to remember the pain, and when your son becomes famous, Mom will take you to have a good time, and the room is full of beautiful women. You are only in pain for a while, but in the future you will be famous, and the four of us will be happy for a lifetime, please think that this pain is worth it and is valuable. Cao Yuanyuan is right, and this poisonous move is also for the sake of Jackie Chan.

Gao Yifei listened to Ah Yuan's explanation, red tears flowed from his eyes, and he thought that his mother was right.

Enduring pain for a loved one is also a pain, a pain that cannot be screamed out.

…… Gao Yifei opened his eyes and saw a smiling face, still saying: "Don't be afraid, child, you have three mothers, and I am willing to be your aunt, in addition to being your doctor and nurse." ”

"Mom, how am I now, and what will I do in the future?" Gao Yifei believes in the world and the beautiful faces of women.

Gao Yifei looked at the three women who were standing beside him and loved him deeply, because he was too playful and didn't write a novel that ran away quickly, so that the closest people were so angry that they chopped off their hands, and they both felt a kind of shame for each other, so he turned his face to the nurse and said, "So I will take it seriously, Mom?"

Gao Yifei is asking and listening, to the nurse, and to the three women by his side.

Gao Yifei expanded his eyes and looked at the faces of the four women in all directions. The eyes of the three women were so red and swollen that they all signaled to the nurse and said: "From the perspective of our women's logical thinking, this trick is very useful for you, because after chopping off your hands, you won't play mahjong, and if you want to hit others, you won't play with you, so you will focus on writing, if you can't write a good work, then unless you are a real genius, it will take a hundred years to write a novel before people can like it or reach the era you imagine." This is really the so-called genius is not as good as a fool to live freely!"

The nurse said that at the end of the two hands, accompanied by a strange face, which means that this child is born with a bad skin, and you may have wasted your efforts.

"As long as he's smart enough, we're sure he'll change his ways. We have three women, and if we don't believe it, we can't wait for a little child, and we treat him like a baby, and we won't let him get out of bed for many years, eat and drink, and we will wash his buttocks, and physiologically we will not keep people an inch away from him!" said Chu Yulan.

"Can I be discharged from the hospital?" Mr. Cao said.

"Do you want him to get out of the hospital and write a novel soon?" said the nurse.

"It's natural, the hands have been chopped off, and we can't give up halfway. Ah Qun said.

"Mom and aunts, I don't have any hands, how can I still write novels, I'm afraid I'll let you down. Gao Yifei said helplessly.

"We are inviting you into the urn, didn't you say that there are sympathies for people with disabilities engaged in art. You said that there was a painter or something, just because he was disabled, he sold paintings and married a wife and had children. Chu Yulan said.

Gao Yifei thought to himself, his mother used to often say that three soybeans have a grain report. Chu Yulan is one of these three soybeans, and the three women are not the product of her close relatives, and the chopping must be her behind the scenes!

"People can't live like touching porcelain, people who are born with disabilities have sympathy, and if they deliberately make a disability to engage in art, there will be people who will sympathize? More than a million Internet writers have chopped their hands, which is also terrible!" Gao Yifei thinks that he has found a point to speak again, although when a writer can't write works that run out of fire, his relatives are so angry that he still wants to find an excuse and not take himself seriously.

"Don't always pull China's more than a million online writers to your side, you're the one. People can't make money in an improper occupation, they have other things to do, and they can't starve others to death or themselves. "Chu Yulan has become Gao Yifei's nemesis, beauty and wisdom are combined, see if you don't die.

Gao Yifei began to look at Magnolia with the eyes of a thief, and thought of a lot of things to say in his heart, but he was afraid that if he continued to be disobedient, he would cause chopping, after all, people have paid a lot for themselves, and you don't know how to write novels, but you have to be obedient, don't go by your own temperament.

"Then ask the nurse to give me another injection, and I won't come again. Will you use a mouse with your toes alone?" Gao Yifei thought of asking the nurse to rub his arm before parting, and the nurse's hand was tender and beautiful.

When the three women heard that Gao Yifei was thinking about using the mouse with their feet, they were very happy and said, "We will find a way to do this, although we don't have the wisdom to write novels." ”

Gao Yifei heard the fools say that he couldn't write novels, but he was secretly having fun in his heart, thinking that writing novels is not nonsense, or going crazy with language and writing, just to see who is the most crazy.

A nurse arrived, with a frog's mouth, as wide as her shoulders. A mouthful of yellow teeth turned outward, unless the hands are a little tender, but still wearing disinfectant gloves. This made Gao Yifei think that this needle was in vain, and he had to take a burst of pain, he really encountered ghosts everywhere in his life.

When the ghost nurse was about to use a needle to penetrate Gao Yifei's blood vessels, he pretended to be afraid of pain and suddenly grabbed the female nurse's chest, leaving the female nurse in pain. When he walked away, he turned around and said, "Is this child a ghost, he hasn't grown hair yet, he learned to hold a woman's breasts, and he killed me." ”

When the three women saw that their child had won the oil, they all covered their mouths with their hands and snickered, thinking that your goods were just a piece of cake in front of him, and our three mothers couldn't be naughty with him.

A young and beautiful nurse came, Gao Yifei held back the smile in his heart, and he thought if I could give her a heart message and ask her not to wear leather gloves, so that there would be no feeling and no help for the pain.

Sure enough, the beautiful female nurse whispered into his ear: "I don't wear isolation gloves, let you feel my beautiful soft hands, and lead your pain away." I'm like this with naughty kids, and those honest kids let them be honest. As you wrote in your book "Once Upon a Time", life is like a boat, you have to squeeze it. Don't think that this boat is full and I will wait for the next boat, it's useless, because there will be many people in the next boat. Son, why hasn't your genius been discovered?"

"Why hasn't your beauty been discovered?" Gao Yifei made a counterattack, also deliberately testing the waters.

"Who's to say no, a lot of men want me to do stupid things with them. I want to only talk to you, in the future, if you remember to talk about headaches or something every once in a while, they will ask me to go and give you an injection, and when they turn their backs, we will do it, and let me try your high wisdom business!"

"Men never like what is in the bowl, you are in the pot, I like it. I'm tired of these three idiots, can I like you?" Gao Yifei wanted to eat more and more, and developed Liemei to nurses.

"There are all kinds of beauty in women, but the heart that loves money is the same, don't ask with your mouth, you have to talk with money. When you sell the copyright, I'll stick myself to you with all-purpose glue, which makes you happy, right?" the nurse really coaxed the writer like a child, but it was also a fact.

"It's not difficult to write a novel, it's rare that I have to type with my feet, and it takes a while to get acquainted with it. I removed the first 300,000 words of "Beauty God of War", and published it from Helen's life experience on other websites, anyway, the original website didn't care about me. Because that was the first time I had written a long story, the first 300,000 words were like an airplane walking on a runway, and I cut that paragraph and let them see that I was flying in the sky entirely.

If you want to be shameless, you can simply be shameless, I heard that many online writers are like this, they write a work and become famous, so they use this famous work to renovate it in a mold. Gao Yifei said.

The pretty female nurse kept hinting that he wasn't too obvious, though it was true. is also encouraging him in the way of heart, it can be like this!