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Embassy of the USSR in the United States.

(Since the Cold War between the United States and the Soviet Union was still raging, the embassy was not named.) ）

Soviet Foreign Minister Eduard Shevardnadze was watching the live Oscars while listening to his son Pyotr Shevardnadze report about Xu Cun:

"Xu Cun, twenty-six and a half years old, is now from Xiangjiang, formerly from Heilongjiang, China, and his ancestral home is Jiangsu, China. In 1977, he traveled to Xiangjiang and earned his first funds by writing novels and making movies. In 1980, he made a desperate gamble and used all his net worth to shoot the current world box office number one film "ET", and won the title of "the world's No. 1 director". His real rise came during the Heung Kong stock market crash in '82, during which he gained billions of Hong Kong dollars by sneaking up on the British-owned Hongkong Land Group. Since then, his net worth has exploded, and the reason has not yet been clarified. One of his biggest acquisitions was the acquisition of Standard Chartered Bank, an international British bank, last year and its relocation to Hong Kong. At present, he owns four multinational groups: DreamWorks Group, Royal Land, Baye Bank, and Standard Chartered Bank, and its subsidiaries are DreamWorks Television Network, DreamWorks Film Company, and DreamWorks Video Game Company...... Hawkes Energy ...... None of these four multinational groups are currently listed companies, so our intelligence personnel cannot find out their exact market value, and can only conservatively estimate that the market value of each of these four multinational groups is more than $10 billion. In addition, the distribution of the equity of these four multinational groups is unclear, and it is also unclear whether Xu Cun has personally borrowed debts. ”

Meanwhile, in the Dorothy Chandler Hall in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA.

Three famous Hollywood movie stars and the three hosts of this Oscars, Chevy Chase, Goldie Han, and Paul Hogan joked to each other:

"I love the five best directors nominated by the jury, especially this Asian director, oh God, I love him to death!"

"Okay, Godie, let me state first, I don't mean to raise the bar with you, but I really, really like Director Jofe, and I'm a big fan of him!"

"Oh, don't any of us support American directors? Director Stone, Director Lynch, and Director Allen are all the pride of our American people!"

"Oh, Paul, you've got all the nominations for Best Director this time!"

"I'm sorry, Godie, I didn't mean to, so in that case, let's ask Chevi to announce their names again. ”

"Well, I announce that the nominees for Best Director at the 59th Academy Awards, Oliver Stone, "Field Platoon" ...... David Lynch, Blue Velvet...... Woody Allen, "Sister Hannah...... Roland Joffe, "The Flames of War...... Xu Cun, The Matrix!"

Every time Chevi Chase announces the name of a director, the lights stay on the director for a moment.

Every director who is illuminated by the lights will greet the camera in their own way.

When it was Xu Cun's turn, Xu Cun smiled and waved lightly at the camera.

Looking at Xu Cun who was waving his hand on TV, Edward Shevardnadze flicked the cigarette ash on his cigarette and said: "From the intelligence point of view, this Xu Cun does have the strength to invest in our Soviet Union, and the most rare thing is that he has a very good reputation in the world. ”

Pyotr Shevardnadze continued: "Moreover, this guy still wants to do our Soviet oil business, which is also a rare opportunity to improve the chaotic upstream exploitation of our Soviet Union." ”

Edward Shevardnadze took a puff of the cigarette in his hand, then frowned and said: "At this stage, this oil price is too low, even if the oil recovery technology is raised to the extreme, it will not make much profit, and it is very likely that this oil price will be low for a long time." This Xu Cun is a standard businessman, and he has no interests, so I am afraid that he will not come to invest in our Soviet Union. ”

Pyotr Shevardnadze said with a wry smile: "Oil prices are not the most troublesome, after all, you can bet on the rise of oil prices in the future, the most troublesome thing is the attitude of the Americans, that guy has already said that if the Americans do not agree, he will not come to our Soviet Union to invest." ”

Eduard Shevardnadze took a hard puff of his cigarette, and then said: "This is not Xu Cun's business alone, if we can't solve this trouble, it is just empty words to attract investment from the world to activate the economy of our Soviet Union." Well...... I will call the general secretary to study this matter. ”

Peter Shevardnadze reminded Edward Shevardnadze: "There must be no ambiguity about this matter, because that guy's connections in the United States are deep-rooted, especially with Vice President Bush's family, so we can't fool him on this matter." ”

Edward Shevardnadze extinguished the cigarette butt in his hand, and then said to Peter Shevardnadze: "No matter what, you have to get along with this Xu Cun, and he may help you more than you think in the future." ”

Peter Shevardnadze nodded, "I see, father. ”

Eduard Shevardnadze said: "Those who achieve great things do not have to stick to the form, as long as they can achieve the goal, of course, there should be a bottom line." After a pause, Eduard Shevardnadze asked Peter Shevardnadze: "What are the shortcomings or hobbies of this Xu Cun?"

Peter Shevardnadze laughed and said, "Lustful, extremely! This time he came to the United States to attend this Oscars, and this guy brought more than 20 women for fun!"

He took out another cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it slowly, and after taking a puff, Edward Shevardnadze said, "Then give the KGB a report and ask them to send a sexier swallow to approach this Xu Cun." ”

Peter Shevardnadze shook his head and said, "I'm afraid not, this guy has the sexual cleanliness that Orientals often have, and it is very serious, even a little sick, he would rather have those girls who have not grown than those ...... In short, these battle-hardened female agents of our Soviet Union are afraid that they can't even get close to his side. ”

Eduard Shevardnadze said: "When you give this report to the KGB, you attach everything you know, and they will find a way to solve it." ”

Peter Shevardnadze nodded and said no more - because the TV was already about to announce who the Oscar winner would be......

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(To be continued.) )