Chapter 0276: Heavenly Court's Snake and Crane Eight
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Even if you become a talent, you do not necessarily become a gentleman.
Mixing in this world, only swimming in a tofu weir is obviously not enough.
The old dwarf is not only not Wang Erye's opponent in the tofu weir, but he is even more difficult to reach in the upper reaches of this world. Even if he is completely transformed into a dragon, he will be turned into a worm by someone like Wang Erye.
When a wife suffers, the role of the husband is paramount.
At this time, her husband's reaction turned out to be no reaction.
And for Wang Erye, who is pretending to be an immortal, the most important thing is to make the appearance look like one.
He did it successfully because of the tricks he had done beforehand.
He was a white-bearded old man, neither fat nor thin, he was not a wide-sleeved robe, and he was dressed like an earthly man.
As soon as I saw the coat on his body, the urine bucket that had just gotten up to watch the play was so thundered that it almost fell to the ground again.
This Second Master Wang's behavior is too unbelievable, he, he actually put the urine bucket on his body that was thrown by Li Xinghua onto the drift beach, which would definitely be stained with dried pigs and thin pigs!
Wang Erye is now good at controlling horse water, he may have washed it with horse water, dried it with five flames and then wore it.
Although the circle is not bright, the urine bucket still recognizes his clothes, and he no longer feels dirty.
In the sandalwood bridging, the white-bearded old man's body is covered with clouds and fog, and there are smoke cranes faintly wrapping around his body, a strange arc of light behind his head, and a pair of blue wings looming behind him.
Even in an unclean place like the pigsty, two small green clouds, like a pair of lotus flowers, bloomed in front of him from the stone slab of the trapped platform.
The soles of his socks were dusty, holding him three inches high, and as soon as he moved horizontally, he moved to the top of the clouds.
He stepped on the green clouds, Shi Shiran, ignoring the fact that there was still a circle wall blocking him, and walked straight towards Tao Lifen.
The front eaves wall of the pigsty is to press a three-inch and three-thick long stone slab on the pigtrough as a riding trough stone, and there is a stone pillar of one meter six, on which there is a miscellaneous tree trunk of four large, middle to middle and one zhang long, pressing the riding trough stone and the stone pillar that uses the vertical groove to install the riding trough stone.
The front eaves wall made of triple protection, no matter how big and fierce the pig is, it is impossible to escape out.
This is a green step, but he regards this eaves wall as nothing.
Sure enough, he took a few steps calmly on his left foot and two on his right foot, and he reached the wall. I didn't see him use his moves, and I didn't hear him chanting the words.
It seems to be natural, and it comes naturally. As soon as he approached, the wall automatically divided to both sides, and offered to give way to him, and the eaves parted like automatic doors.
When they parted, a character appeared on the left, and a character also appeared on the right, and the stone slabs on both sides were divided into nine layers like hinges, and the layers struck each other, and the hardness of the stone was like a banana leaf, and there was a snapping sound of applause.
Is this the mezzanine welcome ceremony?
Naturally, there are rituals to open the way for it, not immortals, why is it here?
What's even more strange is that after this person walked by, the front eaves wall closed automatically, as if it had not been moved!
Is this magic or illusion? How did Second Master Wang do this, the horror can only be answered by himself.
After these performances, even though Tao Lifen came with eight points of suspicion, it was reduced to only five points at this time.
When he came to Tao Lifen three feet in front of him, he bowed, bowed, and said leisurely: "Ten thousand years of cultivating immortals have been relegated to the garden for thousands of years." In the past, he forgot the old people in the corner. A drink and a peck are predetermined, and two years of grace will be rewarded in the next life. White Snake Fairy, hello! ”
Where will Tao Lifen answer? Even at her best, she didn't know this etiquette. She muttered, "This ......"
As soon as Tao Lifen opened her mouth, she knew that her wife was coming. Between Li Xinghua's grooves, he can no longer blind the old dwarf.
How strong his strength is, he stood up, blinded his Li Xinghua like a banana peel, and was peeled off like a banana peel, revealing the old dwarf of Guangdongdong: "Why are you here?" ”
It turned out that he hadn't completely forgotten his identity, and he still knew his wife.
But Tao Lifen didn't want to recognize him anymore: "Who are you?" I don't know you! ”
was interrupted by him, but it accelerated the change of the situation in a better direction designed by Wang Erye, Tao Lifen grabbed him: "Let's go!" The old man was speechless after only saying the above five words.
was held by Tao Lifen, of course Wang Erye was happy with the oil under his feet, and he couldn't wait to slip away quickly.
Even the urine bucket drools with envy, so easy?
How did he know that Second Master Wang had already bumped into Tao Lifen's peach blossom luck, and if he succeeded with this woman, he could always get twice the result with half the effort, and no matter how unfavorable the factors were, he didn't need to spend too much time to transform them into advantages.
It is said that with the background of the old dwarf, coupled with the essence of the return gun horse, with such a few breaths of effort, he should have recovered nine times out of ten, but he just couldn't move as if he was dragged by the planet.
One step, two steps, the third step has been taken, and seeing that they are holding hands, they are about to turn the loess into gold.
The old dwarf was so anxious that he finally roared: "Wang-" only roared, and he pounced like a javelin!
With his great ability at this time, it is an exaggeration to say that he can smash a tofu weir with one punch, but there is still hope that he can stomp a fish pond with one kick.
The old dwarf flew over, from the one foot and eight feet high pigsty upstairs, and pounced on the white-bearded old man!
Second Master Wang was not in a hurry at all, he just quietly raised his middle finger and pointed at the old man, and the old man fell into the dust with a fart.
The old man swooped down after a fierce battle that outsiders could not see, because when he heard the voice of the dwarf lady and looked down and saw the white-bearded old man also talking to his wife, he wanted to pounce.
The time between wanting to pounce and realizing the pounce was not very short, and he went through a lot of battles that outsiders didn't know before he earned this pounce.
That is, Tao Lifen said, 'I don't know you', and Tao Lifen grabbed the white-bearded old man and folded it for a period of time.
During this time, the Vermilion Bird Fairy, who had basically succeeded in pretending, had already made a call to the short lady, and Tao Lifen pulled him up.
Seeing that Tao Lifen was at a loss, this was his expected reaction.
As long as she doesn't scream, doesn't scold, doesn't run away, and can listen to him, his expectations will be met.
After greeting him, he very sincerely made up the words that had been made up a long time ago, and said unhurriedly: "Take the liberty to disturb Ha, my surname is Zhu, and Vermilion Bird Fairy is also." You don't know yet, do you? In the previous life, you and I were both immortals, the same immortal class, and the same eight-part sequence of snakes and cranes in the heavenly court, you are the white snake fairy, I am the Vermilion Bird Fairy, and you and I have a good relationship. (To be continued.) )