"Cao Yuanyuan, what the hell are you still rubbing, hurry up, this is to go to the river to see the slender man pulling the fiber, wait for nothing!" Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Cao Yuanyuan may have worn the toilet paper inside crookedly because of his hurry, and he was dropped out as he ran, which was clearly seen by Yulan and Dumpling Snow Qun next to the taxi: "You dropped something, is it a wallet?" Turn around and pick it up, wait a minute, don't blame us for urging too hard, and ask us to pay for it?"

Cao Yuanyuan really stopped, she was thinking about whether to pick it up again and stuff it in, how much it could resist for a while. This is a classmate laughing, and when I get to the embankment of the Xiaojiang River, there are many aunts, and my pants are full of red flags, so don't let people in my hometown think that "********** is here again"!

Thinking of going home and getting it again, it will be even more urging to die, people are waiting, pick it up and stuff it in.

Cao Yuanyuan was glad that he was not pregnant this time, although being pregnant can avoid ten months of menstrual interruption, but the problem is far greater than just using a piece of toilet paper to stuff it. Thinking of this, he bent down and picked it up, stuffed it back inside, and let him fight bloodily again to the last breath like a deserter.

"What are you waiting for, if you leave, you will add money and delay the egg time. The taxi driver poked his head out of the window and said.

"Wait a minute, people are picking up horses...... "Dumping Snow Qun saw clearly, she said the old words, in the era before the invention of toilet paper, it was replaced by cloth, and the name was Marbury, but she didn't say it all.

"Where did the horse come from, can a horse be picked up by a girl?" the taxi driver opened his eyes wider than a bull's eye, and he didn't even see the horse's hair.

Dumping Xue Qun smiled at Chu Yulan, who also saw it, and knew that Cao Yuanyuan had been troubled enough by his aunt in the past few days.

Cao Yuanyuan didn't dare to go fast anymore, because it would be really troublesome to fall out again, and he would be so sloppy that he couldn't use it anymore.

When he got into the car, the driver stared at Cao Yuanyuan's bottom, and soon understood what the horse meant, tilted his mouth, and said in his heart: I ran into your mother's ghost, today **** is a little careless, I hope the red is the welfare fee.

"When we reach the Xiaojiang Bridge, we stop. Dumping Xue said.

"What's interesting about this place, isn't it just a small river, in the middle of nowhere. The driver said.

"We just went to see it before the place was famous, and when it became famous, it was really not worth seeing, just like a female star, as soon as she became famous, she was already decorated beyond recognition by the unspoken rules!"

"If you are not famous now, will you be famous in the future, and there will be no great people there?" This driver is a man, seeing that the snow group is a little beautiful, because a beautiful woman can talk to herself with so many words, there is a kind of enjoyment, enjoy the girl's voice to bring the ear like.

"A great poet of the future was born on the banks of this river. We are here to witness the facts of the poet's pen and see if they are as picturesque as he describes in his poems. Dumping Xue said.

Cao Yuanyuan and Chu Yulan were sitting in the back row, not wanting to interject, but also unable to interject, for fear of chilling their enthusiasm, they only looked out the window. Although it has not yet entered the place described by the poet, it should always be a beginning and an end.

"You guys are too naïve, in the poet's pen, it's just a bubble of, you let the poet describe it, he has to write you a plate of roast goose, do you really eat it as a delicacy......?"

"Cut, in the eyes of you people, I'm afraid that only money is the most beautiful scenery?" After speaking, Dump Xuequn also looked at the driver with a sideways face, but he wanted to laugh but was not the most presumptuous smile, for fear of causing a man's hormonal outbreak, which may be equivalent to drunk driving.

"I have to pass over the bridge every day, and I don't see any good scenery, except that sometimes I see an old man herding cattle on the embankment with his butt up so high and shitting. The driver said.

"Your mouth is borrowed?" said Dump Xuequn.

"What do you mean?" the driver didn't understand.

"I like to talk with, and I'm not afraid of getting sloppy, it's someone else's anyway?" explained Dump Xuequn.

Cao Yuanyuan saw that it was already a stalemate, so he said casually: "We are here to see the naked slender man in the river." ”

Hearing this, the driver didn't react for a while, and he laughed and wanted to answer something in his thinking, but finally got stuck, coughed so hard that he had to pull over and stop the car: "I really convinced you, your words almost stuck me to death." In the past, I was proud to say that I was the most straightforward in the world, and it seems that this first golden chair has to let you sit today!"

All of them were red with laughter, only Cao Yuanyuan was blushing from the driver's words.

"You're still a man, what's so funny about that, are we going to see a woman pulling fiber?

"That's right, we see them as scenery, and if we want to sell tickets, we buy tickets and go in to see them. In fact, this is still a kind of cultural heritage! The Chinese people are so stupid, I am afraid that they will have to wait until foreigners apply for it, and the Chinese will think that this is their own thing again!" said Chu Yulan.

"You are really pure intellectuals, foreigners don't have rivers, foreigners don't have slender men?" The male driver turned around and said, this is when he first got into the car, he seemed to see her as the most beautiful one among them, seeing her talking, when he borrowed the words, he turned his head to look at it, and his eyes stopped for a moment, which made Chu Yulan suddenly blush.

"Alright, alright, let's start driving. Dumping Xue said.

"Don't worry, don't you see me smoking out the window, wait until I'm done with this cigarette. The male driver turned his head out the window to smoke, and he was thinking about this group of beautiful sisters, can they take advantage of this to make a familiar face today? Like fishing, it is all about bait and time to catch it!

As soon as the driver started the car, Cao Yuanyuan shouted loudly: "Wait a minute, I'll go down and make a turn!"

"What are you going down to do?" said Dumpling.

"I don't need to ask, I must be in a hurry. Chu Yulan said.

Dumping Xue Qun smiled at Yulan, suddenly thought of something, stuck his head out of the window and said loudly: "Just go under that little tree, don't go too far, be careful of touching the slender man who pulls the fiber!"

"Don't tell jokes. Chu Yulan said.

"Girls are the most scarce resource at the moment, and even if you run at night, someone will come and kill you......," Dumpling Xuequn said and peeked at the male driver's face.