Maoshan has a particularly high-end kung fu, that is, meditation, which may be relatively lacking compared to the old monk Ruding, but it is also quite practical, isn't it?

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When he came to the crematorium, the open space in the middle of the courtyard was a small world of dark clouds, and after he sat there, if there was nothing serious, he was rarely seen getting up and moving.

Before, if it weren't for the terrifying back mountain, he wouldn't have kicked Tang Yan's door.

In fact, after a few days of exchanges, Tang Yan also completely implemented his identity as a Taoist priest in Maoshan Mountain, so naturally he would not treat him like before, and still arranged a guest room for him, but he refused.

"The master said that absorbing the qi of heaven and earth can strengthen the body and calm the mind. ”

This was the original words of the dark clouds, and Tang Yan had no choice but to laugh it off. Since there is a person guarding the yard, what is going on can be echoed in time, isn't this a good thing?

Therefore, the dark clouds have been absorbing the qi of heaven and earth here for four days, and they are still refreshed and shiny!

It's not very quiet these days, there are always some people outside the courtyard, and because Tang Yan is busy with work, Wuyun has no choice but to tell Zhao Ayaluo about it.

Zhao Ayaluo thought that those were the families of the deceased, so he had to respond: "If people don't offend me, I won't offend people." Just don't let them into the yard. ”

These people have not entered the courtyard, and the dark clouds are too lazy to take care of it, even if there is a lot of trouble outside, it is still calm inside, they should eat, they should sleep.

But now someone has broken in, fortunately, this guy said that he knew Tang Yan, otherwise the dark clouds would have rushed over. After all, after meditating for four days, the injury was almost healed, and he had long wanted to use his hands and feet to prove his existence.

"Who is Your Excellency?" asked the dark cloud, getting up.

Your Excellency, Li Kexiao paused, and then smiled: "My name is Li Kexiao, and I am his principal... Also his friend, he... Now there, let him come out to me. ”

As the director of Li Kexiao A, to meet an ordinary student, even in the middle of the night, it can be regarded as giving enough face, but the dark cloud does not understand the situation at all, and tilts his head: "He is asleep, if there is anything, I will talk about it tomorrow." ”

Li Kexiao was suddenly dumbfounded, and barely squeezed out a smile: "Master, can you be accommodating?"

"No!" Wuyun refused, thought about it, and said lightly: "Don't call me master, please call me Taoist." ”

Li Kexiao frowned slightly, and then winked at the two bodyguards.

"Tang...", the two bodyguards understood, and were about to shout Tang Yan's name, but a long sword was already at their throats at this time.

"Don't make a loud noise. The dark cloud tightened his sword in his hand and warned seriously.

Li Kexiao realized that there was a dragon man outside, and he also shook his head at this time, and then looked at the dark clouds with a confused expression: "Dao Chief, good swordsmanship! It turns out that he is a master! I don't know the name of the long?"

"Praise it. The dark cloud withdrew the long sword and said lightly: "The poor road is the one hundred and eighth generation disciple of Maoshan Mountain, and the dark cloud is the poor road." ”

Li Kexiao suddenly smiled and said: "It turned out to be the head of the dark cloud road, I have heard of it for a long time, I have heard of it for a long time... No, it's like thunder, haha, but I don't know what the relationship between the chief and Daoist Lin Zhengying is?"

"Daoist Lin Zhengying, there is no such person in Maoshan!" Wuyun was very puzzled, why every time he reported the name of Maoshan, someone asked Lin Zhengying this person? Could it really be a senior uncle? Or is it a higher-level senior?

Li Kexiao touched his nose, a little incredulous. Why doesn't this guy even know Lin Zhengying, and he still calls himself a Maoshan Taoist priest? Okay! Maoshan is Maoshan, and it has nothing to do with him anyway.

Just rushed to the electric flint sword just now, just like you are a Maoshan Taoist, and also at the face just now, Li Kexiao smiled: "It's okay, it's okay, the Taoist has a lot of opportunities, and it's understandable that you can't think of it, come and come, come and smoke, moisten your throat..."

Wuyun stopped and said, "Poor Dao doesn't smoke, only drinks. ”

"Wine, hehe~" Li Kexiao really wants to get ten bottles and eight bottles of Lao Baigan to get him drunk! It's a pity that how can people in this era bring wine with them? I have to be so perfunctory: "When there are thousands of cups of wine for a confidant, I really want to get drunk with the Taoist." Well, let's find a time, how about you and I have a drink?"

That's exactly what I mean. Dark clouds said.

"Haha, what a fellow Daoist!" Li Ke laughed and said: "At first glance, the Taoist is a large number of people, but I have extremely important things, otherwise I will not get drunk with the Taoist tomorrow." It's a shame. ”

"Haha, it's okay, it's okay! There is still wine here, wait a while~" The dark cloud, who was stunned by a few sycophants, hurriedly rushed into the kitchen and took out a large jar of wine.

"This...."Li Ke was dumbfounded. Your uncle, I'm just talking about it casually, who wants to get drunk when Nima is sick, and the bullshit wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, and labor and management won't drink liquor at all, okay?

"Come on, come on, acquaintance is fate, you and I don't get drunk tonight. The dark cloud picked up the jar very boldly and poured wine into his mouth desperately.

"Uh..." Li Kexiao looked at this posture, and his heart was a lot colder. I couldn't help muttering: "What are I talking about, this broken mouth! It's just a sin, who Nima wants to drink with you, a dead drunkard?"

"It's your turn!" Dark Cloud handed over the jar with a red face.

"Hehe, good amount of wine. Li Ke said insincerely, picked up the jar and poured a big mouthful like the heroes of Liangshan in the ancient TV series, only to feel that his chest was tumbling and he almost vomited.

Can't vomit, never vomit!

"Dao Chief, admit it" Li Kexiao put the jar down, only to feel that the sky was dark, and the whole person was not good.

Of course, he's not the only one that's bad.

The dark cloud staggered to his feet, with a blank face: "Come, let's not get drunk and don't return, whoever falls first will be a bad seed." ”

So, the two of you came and went, and it didn't take long to finish a jar of wine, and then the two chatted late when they saw each other.

"The Taoist is worthy of being the descendant of Maoshan, and there are a lot of them, today is really... I like today, by the way, are those people out there in the same group as the Taoist?"

"Aha, it's over, which black-clothed people are you referring to? How can Poor Dao be with them, Poor Dao doesn't know!"

"I see, the Taoist has a good amount of wine, and the kung fu is not much worse, right? Ah, I suddenly thought that I had something to ask you for the field manager, I wonder if the chief can introduce me to it?"

"Brother has good eyesight, although the kung fu of the poor road has not yet reached the point of being alone in the world, it is not far behind... Uh, it's not far off!"

"And what about the director of the crematorium, and where did he go?"

"I don't know if I've never seen it, Tang Yan has always been taking care of it here. ”

"How many people are there in this room?"

"Three. ”

"Three? In addition to Dao Chang and Tang Yan, who is the other one? Where is he?"

"Uh... I don't know how to do it!"

After talking nonsense for a long time, the dark clouds fell asleep, but Li Kexiao became more and more awake, and asked a lot of information about the crematorium.

"Damn, I walked away, I thought I was a master..."Li Kexiao rubbed his face, glanced at the dark clouds that fell to the ground and stood on all fours, and then used his eyes to indicate that like two big trees, the bodyguard who would not move would knock on the door.

After such a toss, the sky was almost dawn, and before the two bodyguards arrived at the door, the lights in the house were turned on, and Tang Yan's voice came from inside: "Don't knock, this door will come out immediately." ”

Not long after, Tang Yan walked out of it, first saw the dark clouds lying like dead pigs, and then looked at Li Kexiao with a strange gaze.

"Uh... That, drank a little. Li Kexiao pointed to the wine jar.

Tang Yan grinned and asked inquisitively, "Oh, does anyone in your family need cremation?"

Although he had met Li Kexiao once, Tang Yan didn't know his identity yet, and his impression of him last time was not very good, so he naturally didn't care too much.

The corners of Li Kexiao's mouth twitched slightly, what do you mean who in your family needs to be cremated? Can you speak? He couldn't help but roll his eyes before saying:

"A... A friend, and a bastard!"

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