Chapter 218: Don't Talk About Football, Say Crosstalk (5)

When the audience heard that Wang Cong was going to make a trick, they immediately felt excited, and couldn't help but sigh that tonight's tickets were worth it, and they were also very much looking forward to what tricks Wang Cong would do. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After all, the beginning of Qiushi's part was really exciting, and when I thought of this, the audience applauded again, waiting for Wang Cong's trick.

.......

Wang Cong said to the audience: "Everyone is familiar with it, Mr. Zhou Demin didn't say anything about cross talk, a generation of masters, but you don't know, Mr. Zhou Demin's family is very rich!"

When Zhou Demin heard it, he praised it: "Hey, my family is not short of money to spend." ”

Wang Cong continued: "How much money does Mr. Zhou have? Say it to scare you to death, in this Forbidden City, there are houses around the ring, and the family is six generations rich!"

Qiu Shi exclaimed: "My God, rich six generations, how rich this is!"

Wang Cong said: "Take Mr. Zhou's house as an example, it is really a mist swamp from afar, and the tile kiln is full of mud, just like a brick. ”

Zhou Demin said happily: "Okay, the cricket nest cage where my family lives." ”

Wang Cong continued: "There are four locust trees at the door, with upper and lower horse stones, and stakes for tying horses. The gate of the north of the road is wide, and the brick is polished against the eight-character shadow wall. There is an electric light on it and a stool on it. There is a back room, a steward's office, and a communication office. The two doors and four green screens are sprinkled with Venus, and the four buckets are written on the ........ Reflexology care!"

Zhou Demin immediately received: "I haven't heard of it, Zhaizhuang Zhongzheng!"

"Wow!~~~" The audience was in an uproar again, Wang Cong's articulate passage shocked them very much, and they were worthy of being tricky, but the last four big words foot therapy health care completely confused them.

"It's really an eye-opener, and you can still say that about the penetration of the house. ”

"Yes, look at Wang Cong's serious face, and finally came to a foot massage..."

"I feel that Wang Cong is saying that cross talk is no worse than those cross talk masters, and it is too funny..."

Wang Cong's reflexology health care not only amused those audiences, but also in the VIP area.

When Kou Tianwen, who was sitting on the ground, heard this, his face turned dark....

Li Lingwei......

Chen Qizhen, Wen Qingya, Jin Xiaoying.....

Everyone else has a black line on their faces, only Fang Yaowei is still a little confused, Ao, Teacher Zhou Demin's family is open for pedicure health care......

It's too late, it's too soon!

Wang Cong continued: "On the back is "serious and neat". Enter the square brick of the second gate, the courtyard of the sea wall, Xia Jingtian is three inches and six inches high on the ceiling, and the four plugs are written "thief star shines high". ”

Zhou Demin interjected: "Our family is a toad? ”

Wang Cong's speed of speech began to speed up: "In the courtyard, there are pomegranate trees, fish tanks at the end of tea, nine-foot high oleanders, spring, spring, gardenias, cypresses, all kinds of flowers, there are really four flowers that are not grateful, and eight sections of Changchun grass." The main house has five rooms, the front corridor, the back building, the east and west wings, the east and west matching rooms, and the east and west ear rooms. The east cross courtyard is a thatched house with thatched houses, and the west cross courtyard is a thatched house with thatched houses. ”

Zhou Demin was unhappy: "Why do we want so many thatched houses." The east courtyard is the kitchen, and the west courtyard is the thatched house!"

Wang Cong ignored Zhou Demin's speed of speech became faster and faster: "The five rooms of the upside-down study are waiting for the living room." The window with the hinges is clear, the large glass that can be fanned, the curtain of the shrimp and the shuffle in the summer, and the damper of the purple mouth in the winter. ”

"Look into the house, it's really a painting open-air machine, there is no hole, facing the eight cases, there are kiln bottles, Lang kiln lids, rotary kiln cover bowls, Gu Yuexuan's fruit plate, in front of the case: hardwood eight immortal table, a pear Taishi chair on one side. The table has four treasures of the language room: paper, pen, ink, inkstone, "Tongjian", astronomy, geography, Europe, Yan, Liu, Yan, and Zhao celebrity calligraphy. On the wall, there are flash-broken backs, flash-broken mattresses, many celebrity calligraphy and paintings, there are Tang Bohu's beauties, Mi Yuanzhang's landscapes, Liu Shi'an's fans, Tiebao's pairs, Zheng Banqiao's bamboo, Songzhongtang's "tiger" character, the dragon gold plaque, the town house sword, the green shark skin sheath, the gold pieces, the gold swallow, and the yellow velvet silk on it. The big red arm, no one at home during the day, and it is lively at night, the lights are bright, the neon is flashing, the traffic is busy, the flow of people is endless, there is a great deal of talk and laughter, and there is no white ding."

After saying this long list, the audience didn't know how many times they were shocked by Wang Cong, and Sun Desheng, who was watching from the side, secretly applauded, thinking in his heart that this passage that Brother Wang said was not much worse than his apprentices, thinking of this, Sun Desheng began to ponder, if Wang Cong came to Deyun Club to perform every day, then ......

On the reporter's side, I was almost ******** by Wang Cong's crackling penetration, only to see a reporter holding a pen and writing something in a notebook.

The audience was still applauding, but at this time, Wang Cong suddenly changed his words and slowed down.

"There are many sisters and sisters in your family, cutting their heads one by one, perming their hair, mochiden, bleaching their brightness, attracting bees and butterflies, and flowers and branches trembling. A friend sent a piece of flat writing with four big characters......"

Qiu Shi couldn't help but say: "Happy family!"

Wang Cong said loudly: "Ethereal world (the famous club in the capital of this world)!"

Zhou Demin pushed Wang Cong away: "I'll you!"

After speaking, Wang Cong, Zhou Demin, and Qiu Shi stood together and bowed to thank them!

The audience's shouts and screams resounded throughout the theater of the National Palace, and Wang Cong's cross talk can be said to have started shaking the burden from the beginning until the last sentence.

There were not a few spectators who laughed and applauded, and they were still reminiscing about the last baggage.

"Hey, hey~~~ Wang Cong is still so damaged. ”

"It's not, after a long time, Mr. Zhou Demin's house opened that..."

"It's a good boast of the house, let Wang Cong dismantle the pieces~"

Suddenly!

"Here's one!"

"Here's one!"

......

The audience enthusiastically shouted for Wang Cong to come again, Wang Cong was a little excited after hearing it backstage, but he can't come now, although there are a lot of cross talk works in his mind, but there is no praise, others don't know what there is.

But tonight's cross talk is really enjoyable, and Wang Cong is also reminiscing about the excitement on the field just now.

As for Qiu Shi, not to mention, he was already screaming excitedly, and at this time Sun Desheng came over and said to them, the show is all over, and all the actors need to come on stage together to thank the audience, let's do it together.

After Wang Cong and Qiu Shi listened, they followed Sun Desheng to the stage again, Sun Desheng took the lead, and after thanking the audience, the announcer also announced the end of the sealed performance again.

The audience saw that there was really no return, so they had to leave the theater with a little dissatisfaction, at this time those celebrities had all come to the backstage lounge, after Wang Cong knocked on the door and came in, everyone greeted each other for a while.

At this time, Wang Cong was moved by the support of one party and all sides, and said to everyone repeatedly: "If I thank you tonight, I won't say more, let's all go to have supper together in a while, I'll treat you!" (To be continued.) )