Chapter 37 Marriage is a bank robbery

"As long as she didn't go to school, I would take a cow to her door, and sing there intentionally, like a summer cricket, to attract the mother to raise her ass and welcome her. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Sometimes she would do her hair at the window, because when she stretched her arms, she would leak out a lot of belly, and she was singing to me to lead her to counterattack.

Sometimes I rarely blush-faced in front of me in the place where I carry people, squatting down to pee, facing the whole world only me!

We are all in a young and ignorant state, but physiologically we have all entered a kind of fog, and we all understand that we can have a direct relationship with this thing in the future or now......" Gao Yifei said this, and Cao Yuanyuan suddenly attacked his Moscow, which made him cry.

"This is what you call a poet, deliberately leading cows to graze cows outside the girls' windows, so that the girls of the family enter puberty prematurely! I dropped this atomic bomb on your Moscow to punish you for your lack of morality! After Cao Yuanyuan finished speaking, he laughed to tears.

"Brother is not lacking in virtue, brother is nature. Some scientists have shown that the temptation of people to the opposite sex is innate, and it is God's finishing touch!

Some scientists have also shown that if God did not take this into account at that time, and did not use this pen in the work of art of human beings, then the human beings he created would only be the product of the dying of the past. Gao Yifei said.

"You can understand what the devil is saying, if my brother doesn't tempt, there will be no human beings?" Cao Yuanyuan seems to have realized his mistake, and in Moscow, where the atomic bomb was dropped just now, he is gently caressing, planning to rebuild a new city in this scorched ruins!

"I'll still translate it into Chinese for you, if human beings don't have an adolescent desire for happiness of the opposite sex, the kind of heart-burning desire to be satisfied, who will go to a girl for no reason to make her belly bigger, and then there will be a demon, and you have to work non-stop to earn money to raise him, isn't this a ghost?" When Gao Yifei said this, he was frightened by Cao Yuanyuan's action.

"Your nonsense has made me drop an atomic bomb on your Moscow again, even though I have already built a new one.

People who engage in IVF enjoy the joy of puberty, and some women are afraid that they don't even see the man's hair, cut! After Cao Yuanyuan finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to Gao Yifei's legs.

"No, my aunt, are you in the Third World War? You have to know that this is the only landmark on Earth, and if you blow it up in a fit of rage, how can aliens contact us?

After all, there are a few people who engage in IVF, if human beings do not have God's finishing touch, and do not strongly pursue good sex with the opposite sex, there will really be no one willing to bear some stupid things that have no taste to do from a woman's stomach.

In fact, the happiness of marriage between men and women is like robbing a bank, making a woman a cub, just like being caught in a bank robbery, and having to sit for at least ten years in prison may be more than ten years in prison. That is, to raise the demon in this woman's belly! Gao Yifei said.

"Is this your whimsy? Getting married is robbing a bank, and raising a cub is the pain of going to jail? That's what comes to mind in your mind as a poet? Cao Yuanyuan said as he caressed Gao Yifei's Moscow.

"Please don't flatter me, okay? This is really not what I said, this is what a marriage researcher said, saying that if there is no love as sweetness, there is no man in the world who will be stupid enough to **** to make a woman's belly bigger, and then he will be a cow and a horse to raise him for this demon......" Gao Yifei finished speaking, he started to touch Cao Yuanyuan's belly, as if he wanted to catch the demon from it, otherwise he would have to pay a lifetime for this UFO, I don't know who made the evil obstacle in the future.

"If you want to say it, just say it, don't want to find any ghosts on my stomach, you men just lack hearts, don't let others make it, aren't they the same people?" Cao Yuanyuan said angrily.

"You don't know that, of course it's not a thing for you women, but men are as important as the earth explodes.

I once saw a couple of lovers walking in a book, and the woman said that the child in her belly belonged to the former man, and the man immediately proposed to break up. The woman knelt down and begged for mercy only in exchange for one sentence: impossible!

I guess this woman was first made by other men, and she swallowed her anger and accepted it, and you also said that the goods in her stomach were the remains of other people, which didn't make men sick to death!

I explained in the exclusive chapter of "Once Upon a Time" that there is no tolerance in love, tolerance is just a sick cat eating dead mice, and you have the ability to eat the living? ……”

Gao Yifei said and spoke, feeling that Cao Yuanyuan was crying, reaching out and touching her face, tears were really flowing out.

There was no way, Gao Yifei could only hold this already tearful face with both hands, open his mouth and eat the tears drop by drop, he knew that it was his vicious words that hurt Cao Yuanyuan's heart.

There was silence, just like before the earth exploded, and the whole world was silent to the point of terrifying! One tears welled up, and the other regretted an inch.

"Are my tears salty or sweet?" Cao Yuanyuan said.

"I knew it wasn't sweet, and if there were other flavors, I couldn't say anything about it, and I never paid attention to it." Gao Yifei said.

"You, you've been suffering from this mouth all your life. Look at the books you wrote, they are full of pen and pen killing. As far as you are unforgiving about this world, your language is so sharp that you want people to die!

For example, you have a chapter in "Once Upon a Time" that says: 'Fishing in a water tank'

(Fishing in a tank, as the name suggests, means to be dead B.) On the contrary, fishing in the sea, that is to level the strength to get a beautiful sister...... )

I heard that the chairman of the Municipal Federation of Literary and Art Circles is going to recommend your book to the China Federation of Literary and Art Circles and include it in the 2016 Best Books of Chinese Peasant Writers.

Later, I saw this chapter, which said that people who were married by close relatives were like fishing in a water tank. What cousins, cousins, cousin

Coincidentally, the chairman of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles is married to a cousin. said that there were many people in the office of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles at that time, and they read this chapter in front of many people.

Because he saw "Fishing in the Water Tank", the chairman of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles began to read aloud. The whole office came to read it curiously, and he would not have thought that it was full of accusations against those who married close relatives. The chairman of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles blushed, because there was a sentence in it that said that those who marry close relatives are incestuous beasts...... "Cao Yuanyuan finally said: "My father and mother are also married to cousins and cousins......"