Chapter 48 – We're the Screwed Up Generation
Gao Yifei held Chu Yulan's hand, Chu Yulan held the hand of the snow group, and the snow group held Cao Yuanyuan's hand. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
They are like rats, everyone is afraid that they will lose whom, in this night of a foreign country where they can't see their fingers.
I stumbled onto the main road and waited for the bus, and it was just dawn. None of the women wore bras, and the men wore the girls' trousers, which is a physical art that shows the male and female of the human being very realistic. They are all in the great era before you look at me and I look at you, and they have made the trade fair to the great era before they went it alone.
Cao Yuanyuan couldn't help but laugh back and forth, and then, like the Third World War, who dropped the first atomic bomb first? Then the earth went crazy, and the atomic bomb fell on the earth like a fly on a watermelon......
The last person left on Earth was the UN Secretary General, who went to God in a spaceship:
-- We are the generation that screwed up
When you don't feel weird, you feel weird in turn, and you laugh so hard that you don't let people die, that's the luckiest thing in the world!
Cao Yuanyuan smiled, and Dump Xuequn and Chu Yulan put their eyes on Gao Yifei's men's little pants in girls.
Because it was morning, men had morning erection, and Gao Yifei had a morning erection. This is to talk about the physiological differences between men and women, one is protruding, the other is concave, according to this characteristic, the clothmaker makes clothes according to the human body, and makes men's pants into a yard, just like the rich and the official, there is a courtyard of eggs in front of the door!
However, Gao Yifei took his girlfriend home for the night because of his family background, and was attacked by the night rain, so he fled to the city with only small pants in a hurry.
Making mistakes in busyness is the greatest truth in the world!
Can a woman's small pants block a man's Chu Han Xiang Yu Overlord Gun?
Everything is the same, when it comes to something ugly, the more you cover it up, the more embarrassed you are.
Cao Yuanyuan thought that Gao Yifei had stolen a corn and put it inside, Chu Yulan thought that there was a snake inside, and what Dump Xue saw was a newborn puppy. Gao Yifei saw that this thing had grown up inside and couldn't hide it, so he began to turn his back to them.
The first shrimp waist to see him was a group of snowfalls, and she thought that she was done without a good look at it, and then she saw something like a ghost!
People in the world have their own shares, and others can't get more things, isn't it the same?
They were already laughing half to death, like drinking, to the point where their tongues were bigger than their mouths, and some people said that they would have another cup, and they waved their hands on the surface to say yes, and they understood very well in their hearts: Today is considered to have met a ghost, for the sake of face, how can you say no words, drink to death!
Seeing that six eyes came to rush to see, Gao Yifei panicked, and the bird flew out, it was really a blockbuster if it didn't fly, and if it didn't fly, it was already a blockbuster, and it flew out of the pants!
Three women in one play.
Chu Yulan didn't slow down with a sigh of laughter, her face was flushed, her mouth was open so wide, and her lips were purple...... She wanted to speak, but couldn't speak, so she pulled Cao Yuanyuan and drew a distress number on the ground: 120.
It's all messed up, Cao Yuanyuan took out his mobile phone but couldn't open it, and water flowed out of it to know that the mobile phone had been clamped. The snow group can't open the mobile phone, and the Yulan doesn't.
Cao Yuanyuan caught a glimpse of Gao Yifei, the two of them understood, Gao Yifei put a shrimp on his waist and squatted down, the two women immediately supported Chu Yulan on his back, and Gao Yifei ran to the city's hospital......
Gao Yifei carried a girl on his back, and he didn't feel tired when he was tired, but he felt that there were two night pearls on his back. This is a symbol peculiar to a girl......
Because this is a small trot, one peak and one wave, and Gao Yifei's shoulders trembled, and after running half a mile, Yulan coughed.
"Put me down, I'm tired!" said Chu Yulan, lying on Gao Yifei's back.
"Oh my God, you're alive!" Cao Yuanyuan said in surprise.
"Thank God!" Dumpling Xuequn also congratulated, this is really not a fake, because the revolution has not yet succeeded, and they still need to work together to train Gao Yifei to be the man they get money from, and everyone who dies in this will be wiped out (because it was already written at the beginning of the story that they all gave their all for him-).
Putting down Yulan, Gao Yifei stood in front of the three girls and only laughed innocently, not feeling that his stunner had completely derailed.
"Laugh, laugh at your size!" Cao Yuanyuan glared at Gao Yifei.
Gao Yifei realized that it was this thing that almost killed Yulan to death, so he turned around and put the bird in a cage.
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"I said Ah Fei is really a fool, lie to you ****!" Chu Yulan said as she walked.
"How can you say that, if it weren't for them running on your back, would you be able to cough out of your own mouth? If it weren't for him carrying you, I'm afraid that if he would have taken you to the hospital, I'm afraid you would have gone straight to the morgue!" said Dump Xuequn.
Cao Yuanyuan pushed a person's back with one hand and said, "This is fake!"
Dumping Snow turned around and rolled his eyes and said, "Hell, why didn't I see it at all?"
Seeing that he was being tricked by his companions, Dumping Snow Qun stretched out his hand to his chest, suddenly pulled the bra out, put a pebble in it, threw it hard into the street, and casually said: "Die, my wooden B"
Coincidentally, the cobblestone bra really did not disappoint her sister's hopes, with her native strength, just hit a three-wheeled old man, two bra plates are blocking the old man's vision as if falling into hell, the old man who can't see the light suddenly has no sense of direction, his hand shakes, the tricycle is turning towards the middle of the road, only to hear a bang, the old man and his tricycle were hit by the oncoming bus and flew out thousands of miles away!
The three girls were stunned by the one-in-10,000 coincidence. The snow group is ten fingers have been put into the mouth, and I really want to bite down, but Mu De has not come back to his senses.
"It's you......" Cao Yuanyuan's first reaction was to look back at the snowfall.
"I saw that the old man hadn't come over yet, so why did he just hit it?" said Dumpling Snow Qun as his whole body trembled.
"It's slowing down!" Chu Yulan pulled one hand after speaking, and quickly reacted away from Moscow.
"Don't blame me, it's all the fault of close relatives!" Dumping Xuequn was pulled by Chu Yulan and ran diagonally, and said that he didn't blame himself for this, it was his parents who only wanted to be easy at that time, and they recently got married and gave birth to their own species.
"Will you die if you shut up?Hurry up and leave the land of right and wrong, and if people know that we will get into trouble......" Chu Yulan is in control of the overall situation.
"Don't blame me, it's all the fault of close relatives!" Dumping Snow didn't see the fallen old man at the last glance, and he was already far away from the land of right and wrong.