Chapter 176: Female Drunkard!
"That's right! That's it! ”
Huang Shan has always been Gao Fei's echo worm, Li Ming shook his head: "Not necessarily!" Have you ever eaten Malatang? Have you ever eaten casserole powder? Have you eaten those barbecues? After every meal, my mouth is filled not with the deliciousness of the food, but with the taste of spices. I remember my parents said that people often come to sell flavors and fragrances, and those pepper leaves that are not naturally grown are industrially produced flavors. What a drop of incense, synthetic chicken essence, synthetic coloring, these are the culprits! ”
"Really!" Huang Shan, who was supposed to be with Gao Fei just now, changed his camp in an instant, "My father said that the living conditions have been good over the years, and he rarely eats at home, and always copes with one meal after another. The chefs and owners of those restaurants are so bad, they use industrial flavors, aren't they afraid to eat the dead? ”
Teng Wenquan shook his head: "Those essences are all chronic poisons, and only when they are eaten for a long time will they have residues in the body, and will form stones and tumors, resulting in blood necrosis." Now I kind of understand why Li Ming holds on to his professional ethics and professional conscience, if everyone in the workplace only pays attention to interests and has no conscience, he really won't dare to eat in the future. ”
For a while, the car was a little dull, just a few farmers gave them a deep impression, I am afraid that they will never be able to forget for the rest of their lives, such a sunny day, chatting with a few farmers, but let them think of their professional conscience!
At this moment, Huang Shan's eyes looking at Li Ming had a little more meaning, is this the difference between grassroots cadres and greenhouse cadres? This guy started as a college student village official, and now although he is only a deputy section-level cadre, his vision seems to be not limited to his own work!
I don't know when it started, Huang Shan always likes to look at Xiao Lizi, especially after this guy arrives at the public office. I always feel that behind the computer screen, he has a fragile heart, which is a woman's intuition.
If it weren't for his fragility, it wouldn't have caused the breakdown of the marriage, and it would be purely a man's nonsensical arrogance! Isn't it just that you can't see that women are better than your own family background, more promising than yourself, and higher than your own degree!
The little girl took it for granted that Li's ex-wife went to London to study for a master's degree or doctorate, which was the root cause of the marriage change. Look at every time he takes the initiative to pay for every party, you can know that behind the money, it shows his inferiority complex!
Li Ming never imagined that Huang Shan would look at himself like this, he laughed: "Don't be so nervous, the problem is not as serious as imagined, now I am worried about eating poisoning, it is not much better than worrying about the sky, by the way, didn't I buy a bunch of fishing gear last night?" Let's go fishing, buy a few chickens from the countryside before going home, and get a sheep back for barbecue if you're lucky! ”
Two and a half months have passed, Li Ming has finally gotten rid of the shadow of divorce, and he hasn't had a barbecue for a long time. In fact, the water of the main canal in the spring is poor, there are few fish and shrimp in it, and everyone only catches seven or eight small crucian carp and small white fish for half a day, which is not enough to boil fish soup!
Those fishing enthusiasts know that the most ideal season for fishing in Yinmatsu is late summer and early autumn, as the water level drops, the fish grown up in the paddy fields are fat and delicious, more fragrant and delicious than the artificially farmed fish, and more fatty and fleshy than the pure river fish.
It's also smoother and more fragrant than the fish in the alkaline lake of the dry river, but fishing really requires good patience, Huang Shan couldn't stand it at first: "Brother Little Lizi, I can't stand it, hurry up and go home and eat barbecue!" ”
Everyone didn't expect that there were also sheep in the countryside of the paddy field area, and just drove back, facing a group of sheep, Huang Shan shouted excitedly: "Sheep sheep sheep!" I want to eat lamb! I'm going to eat roast lamb! ”
Gao Fei was by her best friend: "Don't lose your mother's family, okay?" Isn't it just mutton? How do you buy it? Do you kill or who will use the knife? Roasting lamb requires skill, who do you think among us is like a master of roasting? ”
"But I really want to eat it!" At this moment, Huang Shan's saliva was about to flow out, and she looked at Li Ming with a pitiful look, "Brother Xiaoming, you're not bad for money, are you?" You dare to kill sheep, right? You can grill meat, right? ”
Seeing Huang Shan for the first time, Shi Zhiwen couldn't stand it at first: "Buy!" Buy a sheep and I'll kill it, is it so difficult for Shanshan to eat mutton? Isn't it 1,800 dollars? Buy! ”
This guy wanted to please the little girl, Li Ming smiled and stopped the car: "Uncle, do you sell your sheep?" We're going to buy one! ”
"Sell! Of course sell! The shepherd replied quickly, "At this time, the sheep is not fat, but the mutton is the freshest, and in the summer, it is fattened by grass and fodder, and the mutton has a lot less taste." ”
Really buy a sheep? Gao Fei was speechless, Li Ming smiled and said: "Then you can pick the biggest one, help kill the sheep by the way, give you the head and hoof sheepskin, and give you another hundred yuan for manual fees, you must clean it up!" ”
The shepherd was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth: "Don't worry, I started herding sheep and killing sheep in my teens, and I will never waste a little meat, I will clean up and clean up for you, and I don't need money to be dirty!" ”
People really didn't brag, so they walked to the sheep and grabbed a raised horn, and dragged it all the way to the edge of Yinsong. I don't know where to turn out a sharp knife, and before everyone can see it clearly, a knife has already bled the sheep!
Originally, it was going to be a picnic, the things in the car were quite complete, Shi Zhiwen used a plastic bucket to catch the blood of the sheep, the two women did not feel cruel at all, and actually watched the whole process of killing and peeling the sheep with great interest, Teng Wenquan became a temporary shepherd sadly, saving a group of sheep from rushing into the field to harm people.
The shepherd is indeed quite skillful, and it is obvious that this is not the first time that a sheep has been killed in the wild, and in less than ten minutes the sheepskin has been completely stripped off. A smell of blood permeated, Gao Fei frowned and took a few steps back, it is one thing to love mutton, and it is another thing to like blood.
Huang Shan, who seemed to be a good girl, squatted beside the shepherd, and stretched out her slender jade finger without caring and pressed: "Warm, full of elasticity, this is the freshest mutton!" ”
Finally disemboweled, the two girls couldn't hold back any longer, and quickly stood up and fled, only Li Ming dared to reach out to help. In fact, this guy has a bit of a heart, he is afraid that the shepherd will not clean up, if he breaks the intestines and spills dirt on the mutton, then it is called bad luck!
However, the shepherd did not make a low-level mistake, and in the blink of an eye, he cut the mutton into two pieces of lamb billet, and looked at the way the sharp knife ran between the bones, and anyone would think of the idiom of being at ease, and they would think of the cook!
Looking at the turned over internal organs, Shi Zhiwen covered his mouth and hid out from afar: "Don't go into the water in the stomach, right?" How do you eat that? ”
"No, no, no!" At this moment, Huang Shan ran over instead, "To buy a whole sheep is to eat a full set, and it is just a matter of giving away the head and hooves, and even the internal organs are given away, it is better to buy mutton in the market!" ”
What he said was also reasonable, Li Ming took out another 300 yuan and stuffed it into the arms of the shepherd: "Please help clean up the intestines, thank you!" ”
Local tyrants! The shepherd has never seen such a local tyrant buyer, and he can't wait to take out his heart, liver and lungs and wash them and sell them! Under Huang Shan's supervision, the shepherd cleaned up the sheep from the inside out: "How is it?" That's it even at home! ”
"I love lamb tripe!" Huang Shan was about to drool, "Who's that, hurry up and call Sister Xiaoying and ask her to go home and prepare, do you want to find a chef?" I remember that Brother Xiaoming hired a chef! ”
A group of people returned to the villa with the cleaned sheep blanks, and Pan Xiaoying, who received the call, summoned the chef early to buy all kinds of side dishes and ingredients from the market, and everything was ready.
There is a barbecue grill on the roof of the villa, which Yun Zitong asked Luo Yuanchao to buy from Yanjing City, and the charcoal is also in stock. A group of people who are not professional barbecuers, a sheep is separated by them, most of them are handed over to the chef to brew, and the small half is used for their own scourge!
The little half sheep was left, and it was roasted by a few of them, and the professional chef was distressed. However, everyone ate very happily, and drank a case of twenty-four bottles of beer and a bottle of Moutai.
I really didn't expect these people to be so able to drink, and the one who can drink the most is not Shi Zhiwen or Teng Wenquan, it is precisely Huang Shan, the little girl: "Come on, come on!" Drink! ”
"Emma! You are my own sister, please spare me, I dare not drink it! ”
Even Teng Wenquan confessed, which shows the lethality of the little girl, Huang Shan looked at Li Ming, who quickly raised his hand and surrendered: "Miss Huang, you have already drunk eight bottles, I really doubt where you have drunk all your beer, you can spare me!" ”
Look at Huang Shan's small body, it doesn't look like she can drink eight bottles of wine, almost equivalent to one-tenth of the weight of a little girl! Gao Fei was already sleeping in the guest room below, and Pan Xiaoying also went over to accompany her best friend, and even Shi Zhiwen ran away in fright.
"What are you doing? It's boring! It's just a little bit of wine, it's still beer, and it doesn't look like a big man at all! ”
Looking at Huang Shan's appearance, the more she drank, the more energetic she became, but she didn't expect the little girl to be a wine leaker, and anyone who met a master who was not drunk couldn't afford to provoke her. Teng Wenquan, who is usually a heavy drinker, stood up in a panic at the last moment: "What, I'm going to release the water, you go on!" ”
Watching Teng Wenquan escape, the little girl seems to have a kind of happiness to succeed, she must have seen it wrong! Li Ming shook his head, Huang Shan's delicate little face suddenly came over, and a pair of red lips almost hit Li Ming's: "What are you doing?" ”
"Giggles!" Huang Shan laughed playfully, "Look at your bear-like! is still a martial arts master, it's just a matter of drinking, it's still timid, and I'm sorry to lose my mother's family! ”
It doesn't matter if you're timid, to be honest, Li Ming is really afraid that the girl in front of him will drink too much: "I'll go to sleep, and I'll ...... tomorrow"
"Wait a minute!" Huang Shan climbed on Comrade Xiao Li's shoulder, if it weren't for the smell of wine, a pair of shiny eyes would not have been able to see a drunken look, "Are you suspicious of Sister Xiao Ying?" I'll let you go from the moment you come in, otherwise I'll go wherever you go! ”
Yes? To tell the truth, Li Ming really can't afford to provoke this little aunt, she usually knows that she is crazy and dares to speak, and now the little girl who has drunk alcohol seems to be even more unscrupulous: "Okay, I'll be honest, as a single dog who has just divorced, he is not qualified to show love to anyone, is this answer satisfactory?" I'm going to throw up! Belch! ”
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