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Chapter 18 The whole world drinks porridge in one pot

"Money, it's okay if you don't want to, it's warm anyway, so it's a bath." The old man looked at the four people, this is a pair of folded trousers, so that in the end it cannot be accurately said that there is no cloth, because this trouser belt is permanently hung on the stomach, and when it is replaced by death, it is also a mess, which can only be used with scissors, just as Alexander used a quick sword to cut hemp.

Seeing that the old man was really fulfilling his integrity, and pulled his pants out of the trouser belt, she looked at each other, and surrounded the old man in the middle, and when she met a cub on the road, the women all gathered around to cover it.

The old man's eyes were full of cowardice, and when he saw this, the snow group encouraged him: "Don't be afraid, no one is here. ”

The old man's hand was a little disobedient, and the more he tried to get rid of it quickly, the more chaotic it became, and in one place the belt had eaten the meat to death, and the whole thing was sunk into it, and the skin on it collapsed like an elephant's ear.

Cao Yuanyuan was more anxious than the old man, so he helped to lift the skin up, and the meat inside had been red for a long time, emitting a foul smell.

The old man said consciously: "Isn't it just starting to get warm, this is the first time I have taken a bath this year, and I feel that my body smells bad." ”

"Grandpa, if we don't come today, you may not take this bath today?" Yulan Jinkou said in a jade way.

"I might think that I'll be warmer in a few days, or that when I'm sweating, I'll think I'm going to have to take a shower." The old man threw down his trousers and was about to go into the river.

"Wait a minute, uncle, I'll write a few things!"

The old man turned around and stood on the riverbank, and the three girls were all using their mobile phones to steal the camera, changing angles back and forth.

"Wo Cao, I thought that I had this opportunity to go to the wig shop to buy David's hair, let him wear it, and say that it is David, these are a few bigger than David's!" Cao Yuanyuan still doesn't think it's to taste if he eats it.

"This old man is in good shape, if he is Emperor Qianlong, it is still the peak season for people to go to the south of the Yangtze River to play flowers." Dumping Snow said.

"Alright, alright. Later, I'll shoot him walking in the water. Put the rope on your back, let's drive the ox into the water, you bend down and pretend to pull the fiber, this cow is the boat! Chu Yulan became an interim director.

"The slender man walked on the shore, why did he go into the water?" The old man said.

"Didn't you say you wanted to take a shower?" Cao Yuanyuan said.

"No, the cow is going to go into the water, and the boat is always floating in the water." Dumping Snow said.

The oxen were driven into the water, and the old man put the rope on his back, hunched his waist, and pretended to walk forward step by step.

Chu Yulan captured a few panoramas, and then quickly reacted to the old man's side to capture his main target, which was a few better than David, although the old man was almost skinny, but all physiological indicators were still in good health, as the so-called treasure gun is not old.

When the old man came up from the bath, the thing fell into the water like a milk swallow and climbed ashore again......

"Soup chicken!" Cao Yuanyuan smiled and said.

The old man touched a handful of water on his face, Chu Yulan helped him take his pants, the old man's hands trembled a little, Chu Yulan stretched out his shoulders to let him support him, this is completely a sister with a younger brother, and help him put on his pants after taking a bath.

After this toss, there was not much time left, and the snowfall looked up to the west, and the sun was dancing on the top of the mountain.

"Hey!" The old man was shoving the heads of his trousers into the belts of his trousers as he shouted at the backs of the three girls.

"He's calling us!" Chu Yulan said.

"We didn't give him money." Dumping Snow said.

"He said no, the ghost, the ghost wants him to save face?" Cao Yuanyuan turned back to the old man and said.

The old man's cough was still coming from behind, and there might have been something else in it, and they only thought that the old man was talking about giving money!

……

"I'm sorry, I went to see your Xiaojiang River today, are you in a hurry?" Cao Yuanyuan is here to wash Gao Yifei's butt, she is condemned by her conscience, and it should be said that she was pulled into the water by her own mistakes, and is he Gao Yifei a potential stock? If this person becomes popular one day, he will not lose!

"Is it pretty? Eliminate the river. Gao Yifei said.

"You've just washed your ass?" Cao Yuanyuan lifted Gao Yifei's quilt, but there was nothing in it.

"The dean arranged a special nurse, and he said that you must be on a whim and will not come to nurse me every day." Gao Yifei said.

"Cut, I'm stupid, I've already dedicated my life to you, and I still care about this little time. That's fine, but I'll come every day and say you're mine!

Is this nurse pretty? Cao Yuanyuan was still staring at Gao Yifei's things, and she was thinking about comparing it to the old man herding cattle.

"It's okay, the height may not be one meter six, and it is thin."

"Do you like it?" Cao Yuanyuan put the quilt on and said.

"I really don't like thin women, they just look painful." Gao Yifei turned his face sideways to look at Cao Yuanyuan and said.

"Hell, you have a poem about women who like to be thin, why is that?" Cao Yuanyuan sat beside Gao Yifei and said with his hand clasped over Gao Yifei's hand.

"Which one? You can read it aloud and let me hear it. Gao Yifei touched the back of Cao Yuanyuan's hand with his hand and said.

Cao Yuanyuan opened to page 118 of "Once Upon a Time" and began to recite it:

"The whole world drinks porridge in one pot"

It seems that I have to love you,

I used to have this kind of feeling,

Now it's even stronger!

(The above three lines were written yesterday,

Today is Sunday,

I still don't have the slightest inspiration to write poetry. ）

Mother-in-law is not a problem,

The problem is that I myself am timid,

Three times I walked in front of your house.

We're in love,

It's more like catching snakes.

(It's past 10 o'clock!)

The rest will be written in the afternoon. ）

Let's find a way to reach out,

It's better to see if you hold the tail or catch the head.

(Today is Monday,

Conditioned reflexes a brain full of bad emotions.

Didn't catch the time of yesterday afternoon-

It feels like a 12-level typhoon,

Sweep the hearts of all men in the world. ）

I'm not talking about that stupid sexy-

What is that frothy dead flesh?

- I love the Gemini constellation in the distant sky!

I don't know what the name of this garment is,

White short sleeves,

Wrapped tightly around my longing-

Shyness is not a girl's patent,

Am I not in a troubled heart?

In order to fulfill the mission of nature, I will approach you head-on!

It was not Helen but Leda who should be reconciled,

Since then, the clouds have spread......

In the morning we walked towards the fields

Suddenly I found myself singing a sad song.

Hate only hates his own life,

Born with a bad mind,

Got a pair of poisonous eyes--

Why do you have to be a strong person,

Knowing that running on the ground will not kill people,

You have to dream of growing wings......

The whole world drinks porridge in one pot,

You're dirty......

Go to hell!

Find all the reasons in the world,

I still can't convince myself.

Who are you?

Where are you—"

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful!