You are having crazy sex with your girlfriend and suddenly your sister-in-law or sister-in-law pushes the door in, how would you feel?

Anyway, out of instinctive reaction, I immediately pushed away my girlfriend and picked up the most casual thing as fast as possible to hide my most majestic place.

Unfortunately, the most handy thing around me is not a piece of cloth or a piece of clothing, but a bra*.

It's embarrassing.

I curled up my body and pulled my blouse down hard to cover it.

However, this* man outside the car suddenly opened the car door and stood there without moving!

Assi!

Therefore, I could only pull Liu Yufei's skirt over in a panic to cover up my most unremarkable position.

However, Liu Yufei also had to hide her most unseemly position, so at the moment when I just blocked it, she pulled it back.

Assi!

I'm afraid the most embarrassing thing in the first half of my life is nothing more than this.

At this time, Liu Xueshan was still standing there, this cold person stared at me and Liu Yufei shyly without knowing at all, and stared at me shyly at the bottom.

After the most panicked moment, I was not nervous, so I simply spread my legs in front of her, and said shamelessly, "Look, this size doesn't embarrass Chinese men anyway." ”

Who knows, this said turned out to be very effective, bang, Liu Xueshan closed the car door, and left a sentence, "Give you ten seconds." ”

Ten seconds, enough for me, lifted my pants and fastened my belt.

For Liu Yufei, it's enough, she didn't wear a little Nene, the stockings were also torn by me, and the skirt was covered down, everything was fine!

"Woman, I don't want to say anything, there will be a date later!"

Seeing Liu Yufei covering up, and seeing Liu Xueshan open the car door again, I took a deep breath, hugged Liu Yufei and said this, and then without dragging the mud and water, I opened the door next to me and got out of the car, and walked towards the elevator entrance of the underground garage.

"It's an animal!"

After walking more than a dozen steps, I heard Liu Xueshan say this, as if she was saying it to Liu Yufei in the car.

Then, she said, "You are also an animal, you don't love yourself, how can I have a sister like you!" I ignored it, didn't look back, took out the cigarette case from my trouser pocket, bit out a cigarette, lit it with a decadent face, and took a puff.

There were two other people in the elevator besides me, two girls.

Since my crotch was wet, I won't explain much as why it was wet, and because I was so excited just now, it hasn't gone down yet, it's still like a tent, so I can see how unnatural the expressions on their faces are.

Because I was in a bad mood, I also said to one of the girls, "What are you aiming at, I haven't seen a big chicken * chicken!" ”

When these words fell, the two girls didn't even hum, they were probably scared to death.

When I got to the first floor, I stepped out of the elevator and walked towards the electric car parking area of Wanda Plaza.

As I passed by the small square, I was attracted by the cacophony of music, a bunch of shuffling guys.

By this time, I had already smoked half a cigarette, and suddenly I felt that I needed to vent my inner discomfort, so I walked to the stereo and danced a shuffle dance to the music, which looked like it was about ten minutes.

Ten minutes is a long time.

My shuffling dance posture was extremely coquettish, without a bit of ingenuity, completely casual, and finally attracted a lot of onlookers, and the leading girl wearing a mask looked at me with special appreciation.

She is not low in height, one meter seven up, and the clothes she wears are very hip-hop and cool, if she is not in good shape, with big breasts and big buttocks, she must make people mistakenly think that she is a gentleman.

When I was about to leave when I was not interested, the lead dancer suddenly walked up to me and said, "Handsome guy, you danced very well, are you interested in continuing to dance?" ”

I wasn't interested, but I thought about it, because the other party's voice was familiar to me, as if I had heard it somewhere, but I couldn't remember it for a while, so I said bluntly, "I'm not interested." ”

After that, I wanted to go again.

The leading girl didn't relent, "Then do you have WeChat, add a WeChat, you dance really well, can you teach me if you have time?" ”

Hearing this, I thought to myself, nonsense, can it be bad, when I was in the army, I didn't use this kind of dance to pass the time.

"Nope." I didn't bother to talk to the lead dancer and refused outright.

"Damn, Liu Xia, you really haven't changed at all, and you're still as cold as when you were in junior high school."

Suddenly, the lead dancer called out my name.

I was stunned, looked at the lead girl and said, "Who are you?" ”

The girl who led the dance took off her mask, and a bright little face was displayed in front of me, her mouth was grinning, her white teeth almost pierced my eyes, and she looked at me with a smile and said, "Old classmate, remember me?" ”

Her eyes are not large, but they are bright, her nose is very straight, but there are a few small freckles on it, and she has a big mouth when she laughs, and she belongs to the kind of standard big-mouthed beauty who is not biased.

it!

My eyes widened, and I immediately pressed her shoulders and said loudly, "Jiang Xuan." ”

Yes, her name is very gentleman, she was as tall as me in junior high school, and she was a fat woman, and she wrote me love letters, and she opened up to me about her masturbating with a rolled up towel......

Probably in my student career, she is the most impressive female table, there is no one, although the two of us have only been at the same table for one semester, but, I have always said, Jiang Xuan, is a man!

I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it, I didn't expect to kill it, Jiang Xuan actually became a big beauty, no, not a big beauty, in fact, it's very standard, not as good as Liu Yufei, but compared to her previous appearance in junior high school, it's just a special heaven and an earth, she used to be able to sit on a cow with a butt, and now although it looks relatively strong, it is the kind with big breasts and big butts and a very thin waist.

Phew!

Where did I go......

I patted Jiang Xuan's shoulder vigorously and said excitedly, "Fat Jiang, how the fuck did you become like this?" I don't even recognize you! ”

Jiang Xuan glared at me coquettishly, pushed me away and scolded with a smile, "Fuck you, stinky rascal, who is Jiang fat, call me fat again, believe it or not!" Where is the old lady fat now, look at this waist, how thin it is! ”

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, grandma, when did you lose weight, I haven't seen you for a few years!" I still can't help but be amazed inside.

"A few years, no more than five years." After Jiang Xuan finished saying this to me, he said to the other 'future dancers' who were in a state of confusion, "You guys dance first, this old classmate of mine, the overlord of the former third middle school, let's go over there and talk." ”

As she spoke, she gestured to a bench not far away.

I casually said hello to the others, and talked to Jiang Xuan as we walked to the bench.

Jiang Xuan asked curiously, "I heard that something happened to you when you were in high school, and then you went to join the army, is it true?" ”

Because Jiang Xuan and I are not in the same high school, she doesn't know much about what happened after my third year of junior high school, and it is estimated that I went to the army because of my sister-in-law's misdeeds, and she also occasionally heard a sentence and a half.

I told the truth, "Yes, it's old, not long after I went to high school, I went to the army because of the disabled." ”

Jiang Xuan was surprised, "I'll go, you're really good, I thought it was fake, I didn't expect you to really cripple people, but that person also deserves it, just a scum, shouldn't live in the world." ”

I smiled and said, "I didn't do anything more at the beginning, but I started a little heavier." ”

Jiang Xuan looked at me differently and said, "You have become much more mature now." ”

I raised my eyebrows and smiled, "Mature fart, it's still up to your temperament...... Don't just talk about me, what about you, I heard that you went to the 11th middle school later. ”

Jiang Xuan said embarrassedly, "There's no way, it's close to home over there...... But it's mainly because of poor study, and the grades are just like that, where can you go if you don't go to the eleventh middle school? ”

I asked, "Now, what about going to school and going to work?" Jiang Xuan said, "Half and half, I am a sports student in high school, currently in Chengdu Sports Institute, I will graduate next year, now I am on vacation, I am a coach in a tennis club, it's okay to go out at night, just come out to play." ”

After listening, she and I were already sitting on the bench, I gave her a thumbs up and joked, "Well, you are still relatively good, when I was in junior high school, I thought that your child was very promising, he was fat like that, and he had the courage to write me love letters." ”

Jiang Xuan's face turned red all of a sudden, he glanced at me, and scolded with a smile, "Fuck your uncle, you didn't say three words, just make fun of me." ”

I sighed, "Hey, no way, who let us have a good relationship when we were at school, classmates, that's it, no matter when, we don't get rusty when we see each other again, especially if we have a good time like this." ”

Jiang Xuan nodded, and said in the same way, "That's right, after I just saw you dancing like that, I didn't think you were so strange at all, and it was the same as when you were in school, you couldn't do it every day, and you didn't care about other people's eyes at all." ”

I took out a cigarette from the cigarette case, looked at Jiang Xuan with Erlang's legs crossed, at least a D cup on his chest, took a puff of cigarette, and continued to sigh with a smile, "Well, don't say it, it's not half an hour since we met again, I don't feel strange to you now, especially this chest,, it's simple, do you remember when you were in junior high school, you developed early, and you didn't wear a bra * mask in physical education class, the physical education teacher asked us to race in a group, I just stared at the two of you on your chest and trembled, ran second, and lost to Marven." ”

As soon as I finished saying this, I was pushed by Jiang Xuan through gritted teeth, "Your uncle Liu Xia, can you not be so rogue!" ”

I was pushed by her and staggered, smoking and laughing evilly, laughing and laughing, I stopped laughing, and said, "I miss when we were in junior high school, with buddies, with you dead fat at the table, and my parents are also there." ”