Three hundred and fifty-one

Lin Zhi: He just wanted to do a big thing, but as a scholar, how easy is it to go all the way to fame?

Riori Ichikawa: Where did you get your fame?

Lin Zhi: At this time, he knew a girl named Guanyin. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Riori Ichikawa: Hey, Kannon is in the same alley as you?

Lin Zhi: Guanyin told Tang Seng that you have to ask your friends and brothers for help. introduced him to a large family, the old man used to be a Xiangguo, and there was a young lady in the family, called the white bone spirit white girl, and now she is also the child of a high-ranking cadre.

Riori Ichikawa: You'll wait, you'll wait. Is this "Journey to the West"?

Lin Zhi: Isn't it "Journey to the West"? This Tang monk fell in love with Bai Gujing at first sight, but the Bai family has a strict family education, and the Bai girl was also allowed by her parents to arrange a marriage to another high-ranking cadre's son surnamed Zheng, called Zheng Keshuang?

Riori Ichikawa: Don't, it's okay to have the surname Zheng, otherwise you should go to "The Legend of the Deer and Ding" again.

Lin Zhi: Yes, that's "The Legend of the Deer and Ding", and I've read a lot of history books about this and that recently, and I'm a little confused.

Riori Ichikawa: Yes, "The Legend of the West Chamber" and "Journey to the West" are just one word short.

Lin Zhi: There is no way, the two can only make a private decision for life, in order to let Tang Seng feel at ease on the road, the white girl asked Guanyin to find three entourage for Tang Seng, Wukong, Wu Neng, Wu Jing, a bodyguard, a scholar, a cook, and the three of them went to the West Heaven with Tang Seng. Unexpectedly, after Tang Seng Xitian returned with the honor of the true scriptures, he disliked the white girl after becoming famous, why did you say that this man was so fucked up in ancient times?

Riori Ichikawa: Why do you say that?

Lin Zhi: For his own selfish interests, Tang Seng asked his bodyguard Wukong to beat the white bone spirit, just beat it, and fought three times endlessly, it's really not a thing.

Riori Ichikawa: You can go around and come back.

Lin Zhi: Everyone, the girl is very sympathetic to the white bone spirit, and someone wrote "Journey to the West", warning young people to be single-minded about their feelings, and not to be dislike the poor and love the rich.

Riori Ichikawa: What do people say that they have studied carefully enough?

Lin Zhi: The crew was stupid, and they looked at me with admiration, and said one word in a long time: Get out!

Riori Ichikawa: You're still welcome.

Lin Zhi: Did I say that I was confused? More knowledge is not all a good thing.

Riori Ichikawa: Oh, don't be discouraged, it's not easy to have this knowledge.

Lin Zhi: I think so too, I don't have the same general knowledge as them, what a cow is "Journey to the West", don't you have a sentence: there is no master here, there are descendants.

Riori Ichikawa: What kind of poems are these?

Lin Zhi: I'll look for it, yes, I'll play "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Riori Ichikawa: Oh, you're no stranger to the Three Kingdoms.

Lin Zhi: It's so familiar, it's like a stream. Three Kingdoms, Wei Shu Wu, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Zhou Yu, Zhuge Liang, Taoyuan Three Jieyi, Three Ying Battles Lu Bu, Five Passes and Six Generals, Borrowing the East Wind, Grass Boat Borrowing Arrows, Burning Chibi......

Riori Ichikawa: I always caught up with the last time I didn't say anything.

Lin Zhi: I'll take the villain book with me, hehe, I have to remember the lesson from the last time, and see if he can still make me stunned this time.

Riori Ichikawa: Who's going around whom?

Lin Zhi: I went to the crew of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" to take a look, oh, there are really a lot of actors in it, all of them are handsome men and beautiful women, you see, eh, Lu Yi, eh, Lin Xinru......

Riori Ichikawa: You also chase stars?

Lin Zhi: Nonsense, haven't you ever seen a pig run after eating pork, let them chase it, let me chase it. But I didn't bring a small book, and I was reluctant to take out the villain book.

Riori Ichikawa: I can't afford to lose this face.

Lin Zhi: I had an idea, and when I was long, I took off the plastic suit on my body.

Riori Ichikawa: Wow, this suit is really worn.

Lin Zhi: When talking about business, you have to pay attention to it. As soon as I took off my suit, my delicate body was revealed.

Riori Ichikawa: Shirtless in a suit?

Lin Zhi: It's not all naked, I also drew a tie under my neck, flesh-colored.

Riori Ichikawa: Flesh-colored, can you find it?

Lin Zhi: I asked the celebrities to sign my autograph, and I signed the tie. I leaned over, pulled up my tie, and came on, signed this.

Riori Ichikawa: I'll see how you flirt.

Lin Zhi: I was so excited that I forgot about this stubble. Yes, this tie is painted, and the next pen is directly meat, I guess it will hurt, right?

Riori Ichikawa: I'm still afraid of pain.

Lin Zhi: Just when I was hesitating, two strong men in sunglasses came and walked out with me in their arms.

Riori Ichikawa: We're all used to you being held.

Lin Zhi: "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is out of play, and Lai relies on this tie. I'll burn it when I get home, bad luck.

Riori Ichikawa: You're not afraid of burning your breast?

Lin Zhi: There are many good things, I don't believe it, there are not two of the four famous novels, I will never give up. I want to fulfill my dreams, and the ghost of Big Deggin has been calling out to me.

Riori Ichikawa: Hey, you have to be able to understand that, too.

Lin Zhi: The third time, I went to the crew of "Water Margin".

Riori Ichikawa: The four famous novels are still being filmed together?

Lin Zhi: You have to shoot, you don't understand this, if you don't shoot the four famous novels, you should become an adult, haven't you heard that the Dragon Boat Festival and traditional Chinese medicine have been taken by a certain Chinese to apply for world cultural heritage? There are also four major inventions or something, people are worried about it, we don't cover the things that have been passed down from our ancestors, what a crime.

Riori Ichikawa: I get angry when I hear it.

Lin Zhi: But no, how many years later, young people will listen to foreign language cross talk and foreign language allegro, where will we put our people's faces? Those grandsons, they can't do anything, today they say that the Yan and Huang Emperors are from a certain country, that Confucius and Li Shizhen are from a certain country, and that Chinese characters were created by a certain country.

Riori Ichikawa: Yes, I dare to be foolish, and I have a fight with you.

Lin Zhi: Go. I am a Chinese person in life, and I am a Chinese dead person in death. Heirlooms must not be allowed to be stolen by outsiders.

Riori Ichikawa: It's okay to be enlightened.

Lin Zhi: I went to find the investors of "Water Margin", and they agreed with my point of view and were very moved. Oh, Mr. Lin, it's rare to see someone like you who has patriotic enthusiasm and respects traditional culture and art.

Riori Ichikawa: Why don't you listen to cross talk more and be patriotic.

Lin Zhi: I said, wherever I am, I just want to do my part. I can play whatever I can, and I will play whatever I want, I don't choose.

Riori Ichikawa: It's better to keep a low profile.

Lin Zhi: The other party was moved by my noble sentiments, and said, "Water Margin" has one hundred orders and eight generals, you can choose with me.

Riori Ichikawa: That's good.

Lin Zhi: Let me pick again? We have a lesson in this matter. You can't do anything that doesn't have a score.

Riori Ichikawa: Think about it.

Lin Zhi: One hundred singles and eight generals, I am not calm enough to play Song Jiang, we are not good enough to play Wu Song, we are not good at playing Lu Zhishen, but the appearance of Lu Zhishen is okay, but Tiler does not move the big shovel, we are double eyelids when playing Wu, and we don't have that pie when we play Lu Junyi......

Riori Ichikawa: It's hard to find the right shape and temperament.

Lin Zhi: We discussed back and forth, spent an afternoon, and finally settled on an important role for me, whether it is in terms of temperament and appearance, it is very suitable for me, and I am very satisfied.

Riori Ichikawa: Which hero?

Lin Zhi: I immediately started to get into the role, first tried it out, then got the lines, and then walked with the others.

Riori Ichikawa: Walking on the stage, singing a big show or a fashion show?

Lin Zhi: It's just that everyone plays together to find a feeling.

Riori Ichikawa: It's called audition, walking.

Lin Zhi: Oh, it's so fun. I was playing with a beautiful girl, that figure, tsk......

Riori Ichikawa: How do you match the play?

Lin Zhi: This scene is like this, she burned incense in a temple, I happened to pass by, seeing her sullen appearance, I had a chivalrous heart, went forward to comfort her, and then invited her to a restaurant to drink tea and talk together, pastime and relaxation, gradually, this girl became grateful to me, confided in me, it turned out that her emotional world was frustrated, and her boyfriend was dedicated to her career, and made a group of three-religion and nine-rate fox friends and dogs, and was messing around all day long. Not only did she ignore her, but also sent a maid to monitor her, and she lost her personal freedom and emotional support, so she could only ask the Bodhisattva to bless her with a noble person to save her from fire and water......

Riori Ichikawa: Why haven't I heard of such a paragraph?

Lin Zhi: Not to mention that the four famous books should also keep pace with the times. Later, I took pity on Xiangyu, so I planned a play with a few friends to make her boyfriend fall out of favor in officialdom, thinking that in this way her boyfriend would return to her, and I didn't want him to unrepentantly gather a group of gangsters to make trouble, and finally be arrested by the government. The little woman was very sad, only I was by my side to comfort, the two gradually fell in love, Qingqing and I were as sweet as honey, thinking that I could live a happy life in the future, I didn't think that the bastard was in prison, and he drank and fought, burned the grain depot and committed a capital crime that implicated the girl.

Riori Ichikawa: Wait, that doesn't sound right.

Lin Zhi: After I finished speaking, later, the girl was burdened by traditional moral concepts, so in order not to implicate me, she looked for a short-term view. As for me, since then, I have embarked on a long road of struggle against the hooligan feudal forces, and I am tired to death, this story is so touching.

Riori Ichikawa: The hero you play is surnamed Gao?

Lin Zhi: Yes, yes, the surname is Gao. You got it, right?

Riori Ichikawa: Is it called Gao Yanai? The hooligan you said is called Lin Chong?

Lin Zhi: That's right, it's this hooligan, a martial artist, a rough man.

Riori Ichikawa: I have great admiration for your ability to understand.

Lin Zhi: You also said the same about me, and everyone at the scene was stunned by my acting skills.

Riori Ichikawa: I can't help but be surprised.

Lin Zhi: Later, the director couldn't stand it anymore, so he came over and disciplined them, and the director was like a cow, like counting his grandson. Let them learn from me, what is cultural heritage, hehe.

Riori Ichikawa: How did the director train them?

Lin Zhi: The director said, who found this master, asked for his own life.

Riori Ichikawa: No one can accept it.

Lin Zhi: Could it be that my acting skills have reached the point where everyone is angry? This is talent.

Riori Ichikawa: It's your talent to have no skin and no face.

Lin Zhi: Later, I learned that I was playing a negative role, and the girl didn't want to be good with me at all, and they said before, you just need to perform in your true colors, and the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, why can't I reflect my rogue nature when I see a beautiful girl?

Riori Ichikawa: Well, the hooligans can't play anymore.

Lin Zhi: The ancients said that the heavens have a great responsibility for me, and they will suffer their minds. Teacher Yu Qian, what do you say I should do?

Riori Ichikawa: Hehe, it's good to base your pain on the happiness of others!

Lin Xi: Can I only go back to the old path of the underworld?

Riori Ichikawa: There's nothing wrong with the underworld, eating rice dumplings and pancakes.

Lin Xi: I went home and had a big drink with my brother, and his words regained my confidence.

Riori Ichikawa: Your brother?

Lin Zhi: My brother said, brother, it's not me who said you, your setback is nothing at all, I think back then, I was the CEO of a company, and a group of brothers worked hard in the world, starting from Beijing to monopolizing Baoding, the cow, eating donkey meat and burning never gave money.

Yu: Not so good?

Riori Ichikawa: What happened after that? Brother, I was negligent and looked at the drawings upside down......

Lin Zhi: Phew, you stop, stop.

Riori Ichikawa: Why, you know about my brother too?

Lin Zhi: Can I not know about my father?

Riori Ichikawa: Is that really your father? To this day, I suspect that he took advantage of you.

Lin Zhi: Who takes advantage of whom?

Riori Ichikawa: Okay, after listening to your father and my brother, I'm much more relaxed.

Lin Zhi: Besides, I'll beat you

Riori Ichikawa: Later, I came up with a truth, if you want to get ahead in the entertainment industry, you can't just rely on strength, you have to talk about some strategies.

Lin Zhi: What is the strategy?

Riori Ichikawa: You haven't heard of it, but now it's all about unspoken rules.

Yu: Do you want to dive too?

Lin Zhi: In order to realize my dream, I can't afford to put on my pants and can't come to the girl, so I'll sacrifice it?

Riori Ichikawa: If you're going to die, everyone will die of disgust.

Lin Zhi: Anyway, I can't break through, I'm still not a famous cross talk actor, and someone has to lead the way in TV dramas, yes, find someone!

Riori Ichikawa: Look who's so unlucky.

Lin Zhi: Eh, I remember, Chunni from Beijing TV has a good relationship with us, isn't the last of the four famous novels "Dream of Red Mansions" being filmed by Beijing TV, I will look for her to introduce you.

Riori Ichikawa: Chunni is really not an outsider.

Lin Zhi: If you want to say that Chunni is really good, I immediately conveyed my meaning to the director.

Riori Ichikawa: What did the director say?

Lin Zhi: The director said that he has no problem with his own people. However, except for individual roles that have been decided, everyone else has to compete fairly, as long as the acting skills are recognized. Oh, what we have is acting.

Riori Ichikawa: Yes, play one and smash the other.

Lin Zhi: Your father and my brother......

Riori Ichikawa: Ahem, I won't say okay.

Lin Zhi: I hate it, let's get down to business. Someone leads the way, and then I can find a character I like. But there are so many characters in "Dream of Red Mansions", what do you think I should play? Daiyu Baochai and other Jinling Twelve Hairpins? The age is a little worse, and it is not difficult to pound and pound the beauty, but people say that these need actresses.

Riori Ichikawa: Fresh.

Lin Zhi: What about Baoyu? In fact, what a good corner I yearn for the most, "The face is like the moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the color is like the flower of spring dawn, the sideburns are like a knife, the eyebrows are like ink paintings, the face is like peach petals, and the eyes are like autumn waves." Although he is angry and sometimes laughs, he is blind and affectionate. There is a golden mantle on the neck, and there is a five-colored silk silk, tied with a piece of beautiful jade. “

Riori Ichikawa: A beautiful man.

Lin Zhi: Don't dare, don't dare.

Riori Ichikawa: Who praised you?

Lin Zhi: Yes, I'll play Baoyu. Coincidentally, the role of Baoyu has never been announced, God's will!

Riori Ichikawa: Hey, just act, can the director agree?

Lin Zhi: How can it be so simple, it is not enough for someone to lead the way and the target role is set, the third step is to increase publicity efforts, to hype up, Jia Baoyu has no choice but Lin Zhi.

Riori Ichikawa: And the hype.

Lin Zhi: How do you hype it? I found that after carefully analyzing my competitors, I found that others have been training for a long time, and if we follow their old path, we will not have time to memorize poems and practice our bodies, and we will lose. I decided to start with temperament, so that as soon as they saw me, they thought of Baoyu, and the rest was easy to say. Well, I'll buy a piece of jade first, cultivate the cultivation feeling first, and hang it on my chest all day long.

Riori Ichikawa: Hanging a piece of jade becomes a treasure?

Lin Zhi: When I went out, I saw an antique market at the entrance of the alley, a lot of antiques, I picked a big and brightest one, hung it around my neck, and went around the alley several times, but I didn't meet a single acquaintance. I have to find someone to ask, what is this shape and temperament?

Riori Ichikawa: Let's find it.

Lin Zhi: Eh, I met the fourth sister-in-law next door, I just got in and didn't speak yet. The fourth sister-in-law covered her face with her hand and said, Degang, you took off the broken mirror, it was too dazzling.

Riori Ichikawa: Did you buy a piece of glass?

Lin Zhi: I'm so angry, go back to the antique seller, hey, slip away. As soon as I inquired, there was a newly renovated house, and they all ran to collect the broken tiles.

Riori Ichikawa: Yes, selling antiques is a waste collection.

Lin Zhi: Why is there such a lack of morality, I am the one who wants to play Baoyu, and a waste collector dares to lie to me like this. That is, I am very simple and pure, do you say that when the director of "Dream of Red Mansions" hears this, will he think that I am particularly suitable for the role of Baoyu?

Riori Ichikawa: yes, that's a very simple director.

Lin Zhi: I have to let everyone, especially the director, know that I am very simple, my temperament is the same as Baoyu, and I have to use a trick.

Riori Ichikawa: Trick?

Lin Zhi: Advertise.

Riori Ichikawa: You don't have the money to buy a tie and you still have money to advertise?

Lin Zhi: My advertising idea is to go to all the public toilets in Beijing, large and small, and write a slogan on the door of each pit: Lin Zhi is as simple as a treasure. You don't read the newspaper, you don't watch TV, but as long as you're a human being, you have to go to the toilet, and as long as you go to the toilet, you can see my ads. What do you think?

Riori Ichikawa: It's evil enough and tasteful.

Lin Xi: Hehe, this is also one of the results of my long-term research on traditional Chinese culture, people are the calmest and gentlest when it is convenient, you can't push the door open, right? And carried out a series of practices, the effect is very good, once I wrote someone's mobile phone number in the public toilet, and his daughter-in-law returned to her parents' house two days later. Look at this literary style, as simple as a treasure jade, this is another rhetorical device, anthropomorphism. I'm too learned.

Yu: As long as you don't treat yourself as a human being, you can't learn much.

Lin Zhi: I bought a bucket of paint, and first found a few public toilets in Nancheng, hotels, guesthouses, bars, all of which are high-end places.

Riori Ichikawa: Why do you buy lacquer?

Lin Zhi: Writing in ink is afraid of fading, and it is not conspicuous when carved with a knife.

Riori Ichikawa: Well, it's easy to hurt yourself.

Lin Zhi: Yes, I write on each door, in different fonts, in small letters, cursive, pictograms, oracle bones, Braille......

Riori Ichikawa: How do you write Braille?

Lin Zhi: Whatever, write it down, and go back to inspect it from time to time to see if there are any posts and messages.

Riori Ichikawa: Okay, it's a public toilet forum?

Lin Zhi: I don't believe it, the director of "Dream of Red Mansions" doesn't go to the toilet.

Riori Ichikawa: But as far as I know, the director of "Dream of Red Mansions" is a woman, and you also write slogans in the women's bathroom?

Lin Zhi: Yes, I've patronized the men's toilet, but the women's toilet hasn't been there yet, so hurry up.

Riori Ichikawa: Really?

Lin Zhi: What's so scary about the women's toilet, is there a Tibetan mastiff or a Gargamel in it?

Riori Ichikawa: Oh, you're a Smurf.

Lin Zhi: No one said that men are not allowed to enter the women's toilet, which law says it, can you show it to me?

Riori Ichikawa: Do you still need to introduce a law?

Lin Zhi: Yes, I'll go.

Riori Ichikawa: There are people inside.

Lin Zhi: Of course, I can't force my way in, I have to shout first, "check the water meter-check the water meter". I knocked on every door of every pit, "Check the water meter - check the water meter"!

Riori Ichikawa: Hey, did anyone check the water meter?

Lin Zhi: Anyway, I went in.

Riori Ichikawa: Oh, it's not easy.

Lin Zhi: For the sake of art and traditional culture, I really let it go. Other competitors have relatives and friends groups, fan groups, and also open prostitutes for publicity.

Riori Ichikawa: Blog, blog!

Lin Zhi: Yes, I don't have anything, in order to achieve my goal, as a dedicated actor, I have to make efforts that are incomprehensible to ordinary people.

Riori Ichikawa: You don't do that if you're human. The result?

Lin Zhi: Hey, don't say it, I just finished cleaning the toilets a few streets, and the media has reported on it from all sides.

Riori Ichikawa: The media has reported it?

Lin Zhi: Yes, there are people writing on the blackboard newspapers in several hutongs: Lin X (fork) has just been painted in the thatched pit, and the British name will always stay in the toilet! Why is there still a fork? At first glance, it is a child's handwriting, and he can't write with many strokes?

Riori Ichikawa: Lack of virtue.

Lin Zhi: I'm finally famous.

Riori Ichikawa: What's next?

Lin Zhi: If you want to say that this publicity is strong, within a few days, someone from the crew came to me and sent a special car to pick me up.

Riori Ichikawa: Oh, what are you talking about?

Lin Zhi: From my family background, to my growth experience, and my education level, I mainly talked about my acting career and my usual hobbies, and what books I have read.

Riori Ichikawa: Quite detailed.

Lin Zhi: At first glance, they are big companies, such a high-level meeting is carried out in secret, without any disturbance from the outside world, and the three of us are in a small room, which is very frank, and the two sides have conducted thorough exchanges and communication.

Riori Ichikawa: The result?

Lin Zhi: The two sides signed an agreement, and I also pressed my handprint. After that, I went with them to their training center and did a month of closed training under strict management. It's a retreat and cultivation, once I practice out of the mountain, Baoyu will be mine, and I will be a big star.

Riori Ichikawa: Yes, where are you practicing, and we'll see you there?

Lin Zhi: No, don't let outsiders come in and disturb me, and the place is also very hidden, I guess you can't find it, a big iron gate, no house number or plaque, almost an isolated place, except for the square eight characters written on the outer wall.

Riori Ichikawa: What word?

Lin Zhi: Change your mind and be a new person!

Riori Ichikawa: Labor camp?!