Chapter 139: True and False Li Kui
On Monday morning, Tian Lin issued a statement through an entertainment website, reaffirming that he is the real Lin, as for an online talk show, the so-called argument is pure nonsense! Tian Lin said that he will reserve the right to sue the other party for malicious defamation!
It's no wonder that Tian Linkou didn't choose to speak, but after a night of fermentation, the scolding about Tian Lin on the Internet gradually increased, and the netizens who thought that Lin Yi was the real LIN had gradually regained the same level with Tian Lin's supporters!
After all, since Tian Lin admitted that he was lin, he has been talking about how much effort he has put into imitating MJ, how much hardship he has suffered, and even plastic surgery for this, but he has never mentioned when he has seen MJ, let alone his method of helping MJ treat insomnia, what is it like!
But "Runaway" directly came up with a treatment method - massage!
"As for what netizens are concerned about, how do I help MJ treat insomnia, it's actually very simple, it's through traditional Chinese medicine massage techniques. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Tian Lin said in a video interview, "It turned out that my mother had severe insomnia, and I specifically consulted a very powerful master of Chinese medicine, who saw that my filial piety was commendable, so he taught me, and my mother's insomnia was cured by me at once." Later, I taught MJ again, and his insomnia was cured in one fell swoop...... However, massage treatment for insomnia seems to be very simple, but it is not simple, the key is to find the right acupuncture points, that is...... That's it...... This acupuncture point ......"
Tian Lin touched the back of his head, but he couldn't remember what the name of the acupuncture point was......
"You press like this, pay attention to the strength, not too big, not too small, as long as the strength is right, the rhythm is good, you can fall asleep in a minute......," Tian Lin said nonsense, and then said solemnly, "As for a certain online program, the so-called Chinese medicine massage, the technique is not right at all, and he is holding such a big fake head, and he can make people fall asleep by pressing the top of his head a few times?" Jokes, they should actually use bricks, just shoot them out......"
Although this report was not a live broadcast, it was uploaded directly to an entertainment website as a homepage headline without cutting it.
Soon, netizens began to complain:
"I want to ask, what is that acupuncture point called?"
"Poof, he has to remember, how can he not say it? Don't be embarrassed upstairs, it's not easy to eat, don't smash other people's jobs. ”
"Please, you're going to impostor, why don't you do your homework and come back?"
"As a TCM masseur, I want to tell which imposter is indeed a massage technique for treating insomnia, and the top of the head is called Baihui acupoint, which is one of the four main acupoints for treating insomnia!"
"Upstairs is popularizing science, let's see who else has anything to say!"
"The upstairs is full of water army, Tian Lin is the real lin, MJ's benefactor!"
"Upstairs, the medicine can't be broken, the brain fragment must be carried with you, it's okay to knock two pills, and the IQ doesn't stop......"
Tian Lin never dreamed that his own statement would not only not save the situation, but also make the situation a little worse? Those netizens who began to question themselves, not only did not stop, but they had more problems?
Tian Lin even regretted that he saw that the entertainment website offered him a price of 200,000 yuan for the sake of headlines to record this interview. If you are like Lin Yi, just hide silently, just continue to take on commercial performances and shoot commercials, or there will not be so many people questioning yourself? Anyway, if you look at the comments at night, although Lin Yi has never made any public statements, many netizens have already identified him as Lin.
In other words, now netizens are divided into three camps, one believes that Lin Yi is Lin, one believes that Tian Lin is Lin, and some are suspicious of anyone saying that they are Lin!
It's just that the third type of netizens are all scolding Tian Lin at this time, but Lin Yi has never made any statement at all, and he has almost no questions!
So is Lin Yi LIN or not? Tian Lin himself was a little unsure.
Don't say anything else, just talk about Lin Yi's performance on "Old Boy", Tian Lin is not optimistic about it at all - what kind of dance is like Jackson's style? is clearly the level of a business-level imitator, and even Lin Yi's own physical fitness and coordination don't look like a dancer at all, why does he deserve to be praised by MJ?
But the problem is that Tian Lin has paid special attention to it, basically all the stars with the surname Lin in China, or the word Lin in their names, have been excluded by him, except for Lin Yi who suddenly appeared - Tian Lin didn't watch online dramas, so he naturally didn't know that Lin Yi was the green onion!
Therefore, Tian Lin has begun to wonder if Lin Yi is really Lin? If he is Lin, then how should I target him next and carry out the next round of hype?
It is the best to fight a lawsuit, as long as Lin Yi comes out and admits it, he will scold him, and even fight! Tian Lin is not afraid at all, Lin Yi can dance past himself, and he is not afraid that he can scold himself, anyway, as long as he makes a fuss, his fame will become bigger and bigger, and when the time comes, he can even rely on his own dancing and high-imitation MJ appearance to harvest a group of iron fans, even if he admits that he is not Lin in the end, the iron fans will follow themselves, then they will make a lot of money!
But the problem is that this Lin Yi didn't play his cards according to the convention, and he didn't stand up to confront him! It was only a few words in a broken Internet talk show that made so many netizens question themselves?
This is completely wrong with my plan!
Tian Lin pondered greatly, should he make another statement, and simply scolded Lin Yi directly, scolding him so much that he had to come out and confront him head-on?
It's a pity that Tian Lin hasn't made up his mind yet, at twelve o'clock at noon, a new episode of "Never Expected" will be broadcast......
"I never thought that it would be ...... lalalala"
With the opening music, followed by a special advertisement: "This show is sponsored by the Li Ghost Alliance, and our goal is to kill Li Kui!" ”
Just one intro has already made millions of netizens in front of the computer who don't even go to lunch and are waiting for updates.
Li Ghost Alliance? Kill Li Kui? Isn't this sarcasm for Tian Lin pretending to be Lin?
The real and fake Li Kui's drama is indeed quite interesting.
Netizens with big brains have begun to guess the content of this issue, it must be a spoof of Water Margin, or even whether it will be true or false......
But apparently they guessed wrong, the first two sections of this issue turned out to be very normal hilarious spoofs, and there was no connotation to be interpreted at all. Some old viewers were even ready to close the website, but just when everyone was full of disappointment, they suddenly found that there were three stories in this issue!
Looking at the broadcast time again, this episode is up to ten minutes!
Got an increase?
It's so enjoyable! This section should always be a spoof of the real and false Li Kui, right?
It's a pity that everyone guessed wrong, Lin Yi was even more direct, and even directly spoofed "Dancing Forest......