Chapter 34: I'll tell you a joke
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The atmosphere was dead silent.
If this happened to someone else's live broadcast room, it would definitely be a barrage flying, but in Li An'an's live broadcast room, there were more than two hundred dozens of people, but there was not even one to speak.
I put a fish ball in my mouth.
After waiting for a while, everyone seemed to slowly ease up.
Someone typed: "What about the young emperor, dare to come to our bloodstained pavilion and Jiangshan Pavilion to make trouble, I won't kill him tonight...... Hey, how can she be a woman? It doesn't make sense, she shouldn't be in the wrong channel. ”
Two college students are also quite strange.
"Why is it a schoolboy!?, what about the young emperor?" the man said, 'Your sister's wife!, I don't gay. The college student had just finished drying his clothes, came over to take a look, and then said.
Then, the answer she got was, "She said she was the Young Emperor." ”
...... "I don't do gay."
"It can't really be the young emperor, right?" the office worker was also taken aback. Also surprised are the editor-in-chief of Qixuan Novel Network, and even Li An'an's editor-in-charge Dashan and many salted fish in Salted Fish Pavilion.
No!
It's impossible!
The young emperor of the Alluring City in their fantasy said it badly, that is a big man with his feet, how could it be the pseudo-Loli who eats spicy hot in front of him.
"Little sister, are you really the Young Emperor!?"
Li Anan finally saw the barrage.
Merely......
What the hell is a little sister!, she's not a little sister!
"I'm eighteen. And it's easy to say, I'm the Young Emperor's deity!
"My young emperor can't be so cute. The salted fish in the Salted Fish Pavilion all typed one after another.
Seeing such a barrage, I explained in advance that this was not a water army deliberately arranged by her, and God testified. And to be honest, it made her feel very ashamed to say that. Is she really cute? Then you must have never seen anything more cute, anyway, Li Anan himself has seen a lot of them at the kindergarten gate.
However, Li Anan is a pseudo-Lori, and the most surprising thing should be the side of Qixuan Novel Network.
The editor-in-chief asked Dashan directly on TT, "Is the young emperor of Allure a woman?"
Li An'an's editor-in-charge Dashan was also a little puzzled, "I don't know either." ”
Editor-in-chief: "Aren't you the editor in charge?"
Dashan said: "I'm her editor, it's good." But her TT information is all filled in by men, how do I know, and the signing information does not go through my hands. ”
The editors of the starting point are divided into content editors and contract editors.
Content editing is like a mountain, reading content, arranging recommendations, and writing recommendations.
The contracted editor is only responsible for helping the author complete the contract.
Content editors can only see information about the author's book in the background.
Contracted editors can know the author's private information, even home address and phone number, and of course, generally out of professional ethics, they will definitely not disclose the author's personal information.
In fact......
Before the departure of the large, medium and small gods of the Qixuan Novel Network this year, the Qixuan Novel Network seems to be the editor in charge of both signing the contract and the content.
But how to say it.
On the one hand, if you are separated, it is conducive to improving work efficiency, in recent years, the number of authors who come to the starting point to sign a contract has only increased, in order to improve work efficiency, this is the inevitable reform;
On the other hand, it can also prevent many editors from using the personal information of the author to directly pry people in private.
Of course, if I have to say it, it must be that the former is more likely.
Therefore, it is normal for Dashan not to know that the young emperor of Allure is a man or a woman. After all, he hadn't even touched the signing documents of the young emperor.
Anyway, when I saw that the TT information was male, it was a man, who would have thought that the young emperor was a woman.
And......
The young emperor of the Alluring City is this id ......
Isn't it just a man at first glance?
The mountain was suddenly shocked!
Who stipulates that the 'young emperor' must be a man, and there has never been a 'female emperor' in history. If you explain it this way, it makes perfect sense! It's just that everyone used to acquiesce that being emperor must be something that only men can do.
Holy!
Scheming!
But let's be honest. Dashan has talked so much nonsense, it's useless. Because...... When Li Anan was thinking about this ID, he copied it from a search engine casually. At first, she didn't think about what the name could mean.
After listening to Dashan's words, the editor-in-chief was also drunk.
What the fuck you do!
Shaodi, this is a potential stock, okay. According to the optimistic speculation of several of their high-level executives, if the book of the young emperor can pass the wireless review, there will be no problem with a pre-tax income of 10 million before the first half of next year. When the editor-in-chief thought so angrily, I don't know who said in the first place that we should look at the content, not the people. It doesn't matter if it's male or female, beautiful or ugly, what we want to focus on is the content! Readers will not read your books and subscribe to your books just because you are beautiful and good-looking, the key is the content, comrades!
So Dashan is definitely aggrieved in his heart, after all, isn't he strictly implementing the guidelines and principles given by the editor-in-chief at the beginning.
Meanwhile......
Bloodstained Pavilion and Jiangshan Pavilion.
"The young emperor has started a live broadcast?"
"Hehe, want to sneak away?"
"Brothers, let's scold together!"
"Crooked is downloading.,Why is this software so similar to TT.,Pirated TT.。 ”
Suddenly......
Someone came back and said.
"You don't have to go. ”
"Why?"
"I can't stop scolding. And the blood-stained boss has said, let's just forget it, let's forget it. ”
"What's wrong with you, you have been brainwashed by the Young Emperor, and how many benefits have you received from the Young Emperor?"
"That's right, the young emperor insulted our bloodstained pavilion and Jiangshan Pavilion so much today, and forced him to pay the price, didn't he let us scold him if we had the ability, let's go and scold him now!"
"Well, go and you will know. ”
Then, more people frantically poured into the live broadcast room.
And it is obvious that Li An'an has offended not only the bloodstained pavilion and the Jiangshan pavilion.
At the same time......
Yinguangmen, the Wordless Sect, the Yan Sect, the Mad Demon Family, the Phantom Sea Hall, the Huoyun Temple, and the Thunder Wind Clan, although they didn't plan to go in a group like the Blood Stained Pavilion and the Jiangshan Pavilion, but many of their loyal fans still came crookedly and prepared to scold the Young Emperor of Allure, thinking, now many brothers and sisters of our family are already scolding the Young Emperor, there is a good show to watch now, but after coming in, take a look......
Holy!
How is this wind not right?
"Young Emperor, how old are you this year?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"The young emperor is so cute. ”
What the hell is so cute!
What the hell is it if you don't have a boyfriend!
Are you guys going to make a base?
Because the crooked live video window is often slower than the comment area, plus many people have not used crooked live broadcast before, and there is no cache to the live video template, naturally, the video loading is even slower, and the computer with a good network speed will take five or six seconds at the earliest, and if it is slow, there are even more than ten seconds.
Many viewers who have just entered the live broadcast room feel that what is wrong with this world, has human nature been distorted to this point, could it be that they have entered the wrong live broadcast channel? No, these people are talking about the young emperor.
And then......
When they are able to see the picture......
“……”
Your sister!
There is no morality in scolding people! Wouldn't it be cool and crooked to chat happily, and shouting and shouting to kill hurt feelings.
Li Anan also borrowed a donkey to go downhill and said to everyone: "Here I want to say sorry to more than a dozen gods such as blood-stained Jiangshan and their fans, originally I wanted to say that I wanted to let the salted fish go and make trouble for Qianjin Yixiao, it's not that Qianjin Yixiao hasn't issued a book yet, so it's purely a mistake." I'm sorry everyone. ”
The following is a series of undisciplined replies.
"It's fine!"
"It's just, what a big deal. ”
"Of course we chose to forgive you!"
Li Anan said again: "In order to compensate everyone, I will tell you a joke." ”
"What joke?"
"What joke?+1"
Li An'an: "Just a few days ago, I took a senior sister to eat Malatang. When she was eating, she kindly gave me a piece of winter melon, and I said, 'No, take it away!' and she took it back, and accidentally took one of my sprouts away. I glanced at her and took a stick of parsley from my bowl for her. She said, 'No, take it!' and I said, 'Oh oh oh.' Then I took the large and medium chicken wings from her bowl. ”
All viewers in the "......" live broadcast room.