Can this still be a good chat?

I'm telling you the right thing, but you're talking nonsense to me. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Is this when I'm blind? Or when I'm blind!

Cheng Biting Jin's eyes know countless people, and he has seen a lot of old miscellaneous hairs who are light and light, that is, people teach the eight immortals, and he has also seen one, Zhang Guolao.

According to Zhang Guolao's own claim, he was a servant in the era of Emperor Yao, and by the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, he had lived for more than 3,000 years. He goes in and out of the multiplication of one

A white donkey, every time he rides upside down, travels thousands of miles a day, when he rests, he folds the donkey like paper, puts it in a towel box, and multiplies it with water, and it becomes a real donkey again.

When Tang Taizong and Gaozong heard his name, they didn't go. Later, Wu Zetian sent someone to invite him, but as a last resort, he followed the envoy on the road. When he came to a place called "Jealous Female Temple", he pretended to be dead and fell straight down on the road, and after a while, his body also decomposed. The envoy had no choice but to report to Wu Zetian truthfully. In the twenty-third year of Tang Xuanzong's reign, Tang Xuanzong heard a report that Zhang Guolao was not dead, so he sent his envoy Pei to Zhongtiao Mountain to invite him. Pei Yu saw that Zhang Guo's old teeth were white and very inconspicuous, and he looked down on him a little. Seeing this, Zhang Guolao died again, so frightened that Pei Yu hurriedly burned incense and begged, Zhang Guolao woke up, but still refused to enter the palace. After Tang Xuanzong heard the performance, he thought that Pei Yu was useless, and ordered Xu Qiao, a scholar to bring a seal to invite him.

When Zhang Guo entered the palace, Tang Xuanzong asked him: "Mr. is also a Taoist person, why is his teeth decaying like this?" Zhang Guolao replied: "I am a tooth."

When the hair is thin, the way is obtained, so I have to look like this. Now Your Majesty has asked if it is better to exhaust your teeth. So saying, he plucked out his hair and knocked out his teeth. Tang Xuanzong hurriedly said: "Why is Mr. like this? Let's go and rest. But after a while, Zhang Guolao came out again, his face changed greatly, "green temples and bright teeth, the more he is in his prime", Tang Xuanzong was very surprised.

Tang Xuanzong admired Zhang Guolao very much, so he awarded him "Yinqing Guanglu Doctor" and the name "Mr. Tongxuan". Tang Xuanzong also has a good sister named Princess Yuzhen, and Tang Xuanzong wants to marry her to Zhang Guolao. Unexpectedly, Zhang Guolao insisted on not accepting it, and sang: "Marry a woman and get a princess, and ten places will be promoted to the princess." What people think is gratifying, I think is terrible." After singing, he laughed non-stop, then took out the paper donkey, blew into shape, and rode away on the donkey's back.

The story is very simple, the fairy stories from ancient times to the present day are almost the same, but there are more stories behind this scene. It's all routines.

At first, Cheng Yanjin didn't understand, after all, he hadn't known civilization for a day or two, and civilization was definitely not a quiet and inactive character, just like the routine of Zhang Guolao and Quan Nimei.

However, when he thought of the routine, Cheng Yanjin understood.

I saw him say loudly: "Indeed, it is our duty to guard the right and ward off evil." Demon sheep, take the law! ”

With a loud roar, he killed the sheep directly. And he recited the mantra of death and bombarded it.

Obviously it was a demon extermination spell, but he just shouted out the thirty-six broken paths.

The civilized mouth twitched, and he didn't care about Cheng Cheng's second behavior of biting gold to shape his image.

"Since the Taoist has arrived, why don't you go inside?" Civilization said out the window.

"Amitayus."

As soon as the words fell, I saw the spirit of an old Taoist priest floating in through the window.

The corners of Wenming's mouth twitched as well.

Nima! Neurotic!

If it weren't for the fact that Civilization had cleared this old Taoist priest, I really thought it was a tease invited by the monkey.

This world is not the old Earth. In the new earth, he didn't dare to go out of his body at will, for fear of encountering an indescribable existence.

This old Taoist priest doesn't even have a foundation, so he dares to play out-of-body, aren't you afraid of encountering a feng shui beast and tendering your soul?

The old Taoist priest is not too young, he should not really believe what the news says, "There are absolutely no feng shui beasts in the city"!

The young man believed it, and it was all right. This old way has grown old like this, and he has learned to go out of his body...... How did he survive?

Isn't it said that the older the rivers and lakes, the less courageous they are?

"Fellow Daoists are full of spiritual energy here, and it is a good place to cultivate." The old Taoist priest came in and spoke.

It's a good place, but if I hadn't stopped the dryad just now, you wouldn't have been able to be dashing, believe it or not?

But it's better not to say these words.

"I haven't thanked the Taoist for helping me start the church, but I have thanked you."

Everything has rules, for example, civilization hangs under Taoism, which is the way of the old way.

There are many sects of Taoist inheritance, and as long as the materials prepared are passed, it is still easy to get through.

Unlike monotheistic religions, even if they were founded, they were not what civilization wanted.

"No thanks, at that time, you promised Lao Dao to accept my daughter as an apprentice, Daoist friends won't forget it, right?" The old Taoist priest said with a smile.

Belch? So that's what happened.

To be honest, civilization has really forgotten.

This old Taoist priest is already ninety-six years old as far as civilization knows. So how old is his daughter? More than sixty, seventy?

At such an age, what kind of Tao do you still cultivate? With that money, you might as well find a coffin and wait for the opportunity in the next life.

In addition, Civilization has been very busy recently, so naturally he doesn't have time to go to District 1 of Zhonghai to accept an old lady who is sixty or seventy years old as an apprentice.

As soon as the old Taoist priest came to the door, civilization understood.

And his out-of-body is not the second middle school, he is not afraid of death, but he shows his strength, he is telling civilization, don't think that you will cultivate together, and so is the old Taoist.

It seems that this old man is also hard enough for his daughter.

"Don't worry, since I should go down, I will definitely accept it." Civilization nodded, and did not mean to repent.

Isn't she just a grandmother? If you take it, you will receive it. In addition to cultivating the truth, he still has Shinto here.

Seeing that the civilization did not regret it, the old Taoist priest said again: "Fellow Daoist, why is the old Taoist out of body today, you should be clear, right?" ”

Of course it's clear, for the sake of his daughter?

Civilization understands after thinking about it that the old Taoist spirit out of body can only show that he also has cultivation, not a hole card to convince civilization.

The old Taoist priest must have done something that could make him know people's feelings.

Wen Wen thought for a while, then understood, he nodded, and said calmly: "Poor Dao's recent actions, whether intentional or unintentional, seem too ostentatious, and I think it has aroused the dissatisfaction and opinions of the above and fellow Daoists. ”

"In terms of the character of Daoyou, I definitely trust more than my own disciples, otherwise I wouldn't let my daughter worship under Daoyou. There is also pressure from within the association, and I will help you carry it down. The old Taoist priest did not say a word of reproach or warning, and his tone was extremely sincere and kind.

It's just that he emphasized the character of civilization, and really made civilization unbearable. If you really talk about character, civilization has been to thousands of worlds, and no sect of cultivation will accept an old man in his sixties or seventies to cultivate the truth.

The transaction of Chiguoguo is also said to be so lofty, it is really worthy of living to be ninety-six years old!

Not in vain!