I replied: Rub, I'm embarrassed, your parents and your sister not only squeezed me out in front of you, said bad things about me, but also introduced you to a successful person, otherwise, you pinched your nose and closed your eyes, and listened to your parents and your sister, right? It's like we're having a one-night stand.

As soon as these words were sent, there was silence for a long time.

Until I sent it again: Dead ball?

Fei Fei replied to me very obediently: Nima! Are you human, you say such things to me!

I replied: ......

Fei Fei was very obedient: Is it wrong?

I paused and replied: Wrong. But...... You should also know that the future is bleak, and I don't have a reliable life plan now.

Fei Fei is very obedient: You are only less than twenty years old, and you need to have a personal life plan.

I replied: But I'm so handsome, sometimes I can't walk when I see beautiful women, and I even cheat.

Fei Fei is very obedient: Who is forced to look good with me? Who has me listen to you? Who has I love you?

I replied: Don't do this, I will be hopelessly in love with you if you do this again.

Fei Fei is very obedient: That is, you haven't fallen in love with me yet, have you?

I replied: Fell in love.

Fei Fei is very obedient: in love, or in love?

I replied: Rub, aren't they all the same?

Fei Fei is very obedient: It's different, if you fall in love with me, you are already in love, you are already in love with me, you are already in love with me, which one are you?

I replied: I am in love with you again, and I love you again.

Fei Fei is very obedient: Hmph, this is about the same, then you love me a little more, I will wait, after all, in this world, no one has the deep affection of this palace!

I replied: Okay, I'll try to love you a little deeper next time, but you're only so shallow underneath, do you want me to brutally attack your egg uterus?

Fei Fei is very obedient: stinky and shameless!

I replied: You want a face.

Fei Fei was very obedient: I didn't say I wanted face.

I replied: Philippines.

Fei Fei is very obedient: Om?

I replied: I love you.

Fei Fei was very obedient: Got it.

I replied: Why can you be a little colder?

Fei Fei is very obedient: Yes, I know.

I replied: ......

Fei Fei is very obedient: Do you drink tea or not?

I replied: Why Mao suddenly asked so?

Fei Fei is very obedient: The tea here is good, if you drink it, bring some to you.

I replied: No, there is no time to make tea, it is better to think about you when you have that time.

Fei Fei is very obedient: I think so too.

I replied: You shameless, bring three catties back to Lao Tzu!

Fei Fei is very obedient: three taels is about the same, how long has the old lady been working? Besides, I want to buy you a watch.

I replied: You are quite a literary girl, why are you so cliché, and send watches, do you think I am the kind of person who likes to wear watches?

Fei Fei was very obedient: Damn, I know, you must be the kind of person who is too troublesome to bring a mobile phone, but I just want to buy you something.

I replied: No need to break the bank.

Fei Fei was very obedient: No, you have to buy it.

I replied: So what do you want to buy me?

Fei Fei is very obedient: Do you want to get your ears pierced?

I replied: I haven't thought about it, but you can choose an earring in Xiamen, and when the time comes, I'll put it on for you, count it as what I gave you, if it's too expensive, you pay the money first, and Lao Tzu will pay it back slowly with his body.

Fei Fei is very obedient: Can you be a little more shameless?

I replied: Just kidding, within 5,000 yuan, you look at the purchase, if you accidentally like a 10,000 yuan, I can reluctantly agree, but I won't admit the other 5,000 yuan.

Fei Fei is very obedient: Well, I really fell in love with a pair of couple earrings yesterday, otherwise I wouldn't have asked you, then if you say so, I will buy it, in fact, it is not 5,000 yuan, just a little more than 4,000, quite personal.

I smiled and replied, "Okay, count me as the first gift I gave you, and...... It's not like I can't get my ears pierced.

Fei Fei was very obedient and sent a surprised expression: Really, are you really willing to pierce my ears?

I replied: Your holes are all pricked and bleeding from me, and I am still willing to pay for this.

Fei Fei is very obedient: I hate it! Dislike! Dislike!

I replied: Have you thought about it these days?

Fei Fei is very obedient: I still dreamed with you last night...... It's gone. Behind is a shy expression.

I replied: Where is it?

Fifi was very obedient: by the sea, I wore a bikini.

I replied: No, I can't stand it anymore, I have to look at your picture when I get home.

Fei Fei is very obedient: stinky rascal, shameless!

I replied: That's fine, I miss you.

Fei Fei is very obedient: Good husband, people miss you too, you wait, I will listen to you when I go back.

I replied: You said that.

Fei Fei is very obedient: Of course...... I'll go, don't say anything, my sister is back! Bye-bye, husband!

I replied: I am ......

Turning off WeChat, when I set my eyes on the big screen again, the school flowers on it were shaking and people and cars.

I was immediately intrigued and grabbed a handful of popcorn at the same time......

However, I accidentally touched the popcorn cone that was sitting on the edge of the chair to the floor.

There was a bang, popcorn was scattered all over the ground, and I felt that many people's eyes were attracted to it.

I looked embarrassed and bent down to pick it up.

Zhang Wan next to her was also kind-hearted, bent down to help me, and whispered to blame, "Why are you so careless!" ”

I grinned and whispered, "It's all to blame on the woman in the movie, it's so sassy!" ”

Zhang Wanqiao's face flushed, and she actually raised her hand and pushed my shoulder with her fingers, and said coquettishly, "Some teachers in the school are really right, you are a little rascal!" ”

I was stunned for a moment and whispered, "Who said that, I used to be a good student in No. 3 Middle School!" ”

Zhang Wan said, "you, the three good students will fall in love with the school girl when they are in junior high school?" ”

I was a little surprised in my heart, I didn't expect that my legend was actually circulating in the third middle school, but on the surface, I pretended to be wronged, "She seduced me!" ”

Zhang Wan glanced at me and said, "Little rascal! ”

I smiled, looked at the two piles of dough in Zhang Wan's collar and said, "Teacher Zhang, your clothes seem to be very small, and they can't fit in!" ”

Zhang Wan couldn't be ashamed anymore, glared at me dryly, pushed the popcorn to my side, simply didn't help me pick it up, and sat back in her seat angrily.

I turned my head to look at her, and I thought to myself, is it too bold?

After packing up the popcorn, I leaned over to Zhang Wan a little obediently, and said in a whisper, "Teacher Zhang, don't care, I'm like this." ”

Zhang Wan glanced at me angrily, blushed and said, "Okay, I can still see you like a child, watch a movie, don't talk." ”

I didn't listen, and leaned closer to Zhang Wan again, and even put my face on her arm, and whispered, "No, Teacher Zhang, I feel that you haven't forgiven me yet, don't you think yourself, your figure is really good, and you look very attractive, there must be a lot of people chasing you at school, right?" ”

Zhang Wan was so ashamed that she couldn't do anything about it, pushed me, and warned in a low voice: "Liu Xia, what are you talking nonsense, I'm already married, I'm really angry if you do this again!" ”

I snorted coldly in my heart, sassy *force, you can really pretend, why don't you say that you are married when you are whipped with a leather whip?