Chapter 376: I Understand
"It's so hot!"
"yes! I feel like I'm going to get prickly heat!"
When they got on board, they all began to mumble. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Four fat, you are too lacking in morality, you let us all have long sleeves, but you yourself are wearing short-sleeved clothes. Jin Chen looked at King Tang and said viciously.
"I'm doing this for your good, there are too many poisonous insects, snakes and ants here, you have a lot of vaccines that have not been vaccinated, if you are bitten by those things, your life will be in danger, and the boat will not be hot after a while!" Tang Wang explained.
"That's right, what's wrong with the four fats, bear with it! Don't you still have sunscreen like this?" Song Dandan covered it tighter, and even covered his face with a gauze scarf.
"Hehe, Mom, you don't have to cover it so much, it's mainly in the rainforest, pay attention, and it's best to wear boots. Tang Wang followed and said.
When the time comes, a room full of people will take off their shoes, and they will not be bitten to death by mosquitoes, but smoked to death by their own feet. Song Dandan joked.
"Haha!"
"By the way, the newcomer doesn't have a name yet! You can give yourself a nickname!" Song Dandan said to the newcomer Liu Xiaohua.
"Two fat, three fat, four fat, no big fat, I'll call it big fat! Because I'm big!" Liu Xiaohua stood up and showed off his muscles.
"Don't you play with a big knife in front of Guan Gong, don't you see? His forearm is thicker than your arm, look at this again!" Jin Chen said and raised Tang Wang's arm, and then pushed his sleeve to his shoulder.
"Oh my God!"
Liu Xiaohua's eyes widened when he saw this, and then he burst out in English.
"Don't talk about the four fat, mine is not small, and I am also very powerful. Jin Chen also rolled up his sleeves as he spoke, showing off the muscles in his arms.
"I feel like I'm on the wrong show, it's not a reality show, it's a Hercules show. ”
After Liu Xiaohua saw Jin Chen's muscles, he sat down and spoke very honestly.
"Haha!"
"This is a guide specially for you, and he will lead you to the place where the piranha is dropped. At this time, the chief director walked onto their boat with a very thin, but very sturdy middle-aged man, and spoke.
The middle-aged man then introduced himself, and after a few words of greeting with everyone, it happened that the boat also opened, just as Tang Wang said just now, as soon as the boat started, it was immediately cool.
As soon as the boat sailed, the guide began to introduce some interesting facts about the Amazon rainforest, most of which had an element of foolishness, just to attract tourists.
"So is it safe to talk about the other two open areas here?" asked Li Zhiting after listening to the guide's introduction to the three Amazon rainforest open areas in Peru.
"No, no, no, no, it's even more dangerous! No, no, no, no, The guide said in a frightened voice.
"Wherever there is danger, animals will attack humans because they are hungry or their territory is violated. But as for people, because they can't control their desires, they will do more terrible things to their own kind. Tang Wang saw that everyone listened to his words, and their expressions were a little heavy, so he joked: "Haha! How is it? I don't look like a philosopher?" Then he opened his mouth and teased Jiang Yan and Jin Chen next to him: "Si Busi admires me very much and wants to marry me! Haha! Come on! I will reject you fiercely!" Tang Wang finally learned the classic sentences of Arthur after blackening in the king.
"Haha!"
"Do you have time to?"
"What are you playing?"
"What rank are you?"
"How did you match the inscription?"
"The old driver will take me?"
Except for Song Dandan, everyone else could say a sentence or two, and then discussed that they would form a group together at night.
"Ahem!"
When the chief director saw that everyone was talking, he actually started advertising for free, so he coughed dryly.
Seeing this, everyone also understood, and began to turn back to the topic, talking about the loss of piranhas.
"Isn't there a giant snake in the Amazon?" asked Li Zhiting after chatting about piranhas.
"That's a python. Song Dandan followed.
"That snake can eat one person, one by one!" Liu Xiaohua said excitedly.
"The thickest anaconda I've ever seen, more than 100 centimeters, is as thick as a man's body!" the guide began to tell the story again.
"Yuanzhou?" asked Li Zhiting in surprise.
"Ahh
"You're talking about a forest python! It's more than 100 centimeters thick, that's the width of something I've eaten, right? I've caught one of a python, but it's as thick as you say, and I've never even seen it. Tang Wang couldn't listen anymore and asked.
It's okay for you to fool, but don't treat people for fools, you have to be reliable in telling stories, Tang Wang has been putting up with it just now, and now it's really a little unbearable.
Because what the guide said just now was all heard of, for example, there was a giant python more than forty meters here, so King Tang should listen to it as a joke.
Now we are talking about personal experience, and we must know that it is easy for people to magnify what is in front of them because they are afraid.
The size of the guide said, a 100-centimeter-thick python, must be at least about 10 meters long.
That's the largest body in history, and it's usually less than six meters long.
What's more, it is impossible for a python to attack multiple targets at the same time, unless they are all waiting for the python to eat.
"Pretty much! The place where he eats is about 30 centimeters more than the place where he doesn't eat. The guide saw that Tang Wang even called out his scientific name, and he didn't dare to brag casually, but after listening to Tang Wang's words, he also didn't believe it, he knew that Tang Wang was an Olympic champion, but he didn't know anything else, so he asked: "You have also caught a python? What a surprise! How big is that snake?"
"It's not as big as you've ever seen, just a small python. Tang Wang began to pretend to be modest and said, but he thought in his heart that he would wait for others to praise him!
"Your one is at least five or six meters long, and it's a small python, I think it's thicker than my waist. How big is that? Then you can't just swallow me!" Jin Chen really opened his mouth to speak for King Tang.
"I also watched that show, don't talk about it, I'm scared when I think about it. Lin Zhiling also spoke at this time.
"It's okay, don't worry!" Li Zhiting, who was sitting next to her, hurriedly expressed his arms around Lin Zhiling's fragrant shoulder.
"Then are we going to be in danger?" Jiang Yan asked.
"Isn't it dangerous, otherwise why are we here?" Song Dandan also spoke.
"I will protect you, don't worry, I'm here, you know, I'm here!" Liu Xiaohua stood up again at this time, opened his mouth and said to everyone, and then took a few steps forward and said to the guide: "Teacher GOGO, don't worry, I'm here!"
"Oh my God, I really admire your confidence!" Jin Chen said helplessly.
"Are the ignorant fearless!" Tang Wang said, but he felt that this sentence was a bit excessive, and then explained: "He may not understand our words, so he is not afraid!"
"I understand you. Liu Xiaohua said.
“……”
"Haha!"