Volume 88 Idle Red Sleeves, Falling Son
Throughout the morning, Gu Tianyou was drowsy, and the gentlemen did not interfere in class, but he was harassed by the long-legged sister all the time and could not sleep. I didn't want to go back to the dormitory during the lunch break, so I came to the grass of the campus. Just as he was about to lie down, he saw Dai Yanan wearing a pair of suspender denim shorts and a plaid shirt, strolling towards this side.
She was very curious about which hero beat Gu Tianyou, the villain, into a black-eyed blue for Tianxingdao. After learning that it was Brother Xiaofeng of the Xu family, she couldn't help but stick out her tongue in fright and said, "Oh my God, you actually dare to tease Sister Xiaoman, and you came back completely under Brother Xiaofeng's fist, you are really amazing." As he spoke, he gave a thumbs up.
Gu Tianyou glanced at her lazily, and the little girl had a gloating expression. Gu Tianyou said disdainfully: "It's a pity that you only saw Uncle Gu's eyes were blue, but you didn't see how badly your brother Xiaofeng was beaten by me." ”
Dai Yanan became even more curious when he heard this, and he couldn't believe it: "You beat up Brother Xiaofeng?" Then he pouted: "It's strange to believe you, a big foreign fat man of three hundred catties, Brother Xiaofeng can lift it up and fall half to death, but I saw it with my own eyes." ”
"You've seen him fight with foreigners?" Gu Tianyou was very curious.
Dai Yanan nodded and said: "Yes, it was two years ago, when Brother Xiaofeng wanted to participate in a competition of K or something, saying that he was going to win a prize money to buy a house for Sister Xiaoman, one of the peripheral qualifiers was played in Shenzhen, Sister Xiaoman took me to see it, the opponent was a Romanian man, more than two meters tall, more than three hundred and fifty pounds, he was punched in the stomach by Brother Xiaofeng, and he was lifted up by Brother Xiaofeng and fell half to death, but unfortunately the troops later knew about it, called Brother Xiaofeng back, and then the big fat man took the place of Brother Xiaofeng, and even entered the finals and won the runner-up. ”
"Is that a game called K-1?"
Dai Yanan's eyes lit up and said, "Yes, this is the game." ”
Gu Tianyou secretly said that it was a fluke, Xu Xiaofeng's actual combat ability was extremely terrifying, there was no doubt about it, but he didn't expect it to be so strong. It seems that he was merciful last night. This guy is a humanoid machine. The level of the K-1 final is not parallel import, height and weight, arm span skills, fighting courage and actual combat experience are all indispensable. It was in this ring that the Emperor of Martial Arts Fido won the title of the strongest man in the six billion. Although this statement is a bit exaggerated, it also shows that this competition is extremely practical. At least Gu Tianyou, who has watched the live broadcast, recognizes the actual combat level of those players.
Dai Yanan was quite excited: "You also know about this competition, so do you say that Brother Xiaofeng is very powerful?" ”
Gu Tianyou compared Xu Xiaofeng and Lao Geng in his heart, feeling that if he won in the ring, Lao Geng would definitely lose if he couldn't win in two rounds, and if it was an indiscriminate life-and-death battle, he was afraid that Xu Xiaofeng would not be able to catch Lao Geng's knife. The provincial department specially applied to his superiors to transfer him to deal with King Ming's mercenary organization, which was almost no different from sending him to death. This guy has the ability, but it's a pity that he has participated in too many competitions, and the life and death grind is too far away.
The little girl is completely a hero complex, just like many friends worship their childhood idols for no reason. Gu Tianyou didn't want to destroy the beauty in her heart, so he smiled and said, "Why haven't you heard you talk about Brother Yuze for a long time?" ”
Dai Yanan's face darkened, and he said, "This friend of yours is very boring, saying that I am your relative and don't want to provoke me." ”
Gu Tianyou nodded and said, "What he said is right, this kind of playboy is not worth liking." As he spoke, he yawned again.
Dai Yanan said: "If you are really sleepy, just lie on my lap and sleep for a while, I promise not to bother you." ”
"Lying on your lap?" Gu Tianyou looked left and right, his eyes widened: "What's the situation?" ”
Dai Yanan pursed his lips and said, "You are counted as five hundred yuan an hour, okay?" ”
Gu Tianyou blinked and said with a wicked smile: "It's enough to put a bottle of nutrition express outside the school gate." ”
This is a meme about drinks and girls, which has been circulating on the Internet for a long time. The men parked their cars outside the school gate, and a bottle of water was placed on the car, Nongfu Spring represented 200, Coca-Cola represented 300, Pulse equaled the bid of 400, Nutrition Express was 500, and Red Bull was 600. The girl who is short of money and lonely sees the drink, walks into the car, and if both parties are satisfied, they make a deal, and if they are not satisfied, the man says that the drink is not for each other.
Dai Yanan didn't mind Gu Tianyou making fun of herself with the stalk she introduced to Uncle Gu, and the little girl was a little distressed: "You are haunted all day long, do you owe you so much money until graduation?" ”
Gu Tianyou said with a smile: "Little wealth fan, don't be so polite with me, just wait for you to work and then pay it back slowly." ”
Dai Yanan said: "I'm not a fan of money, I'm about to be annoyed to death by the boys at school, you should help me, beautiful legs lend you as a pillow, count you two hundred lines." ”
Gu Tianyou closed his eyes, lay back, and said, "Come over the pillow, it's five hundred an hour." ”
Smelling the refreshing girl's body fragrance, she fell asleep in countless pairs of eyes full of envy, jealousy and hatred. An hour later, Gu Tianyou felt that someone was making a big fuss about his face. When I opened my eyes suddenly, I saw that Dai Yanan was quickly throwing away the watercolor pen in his hand.
"If you dare to destroy my glorious image while I'm asleep, I'll punish you five hundred first." Gu Tianyou said with a tiger face.
"I think you dare to withhold my money." Dai Yanan pursed his lips and smiled: "You slept for more than an hour, and my legs were numb to your pillow, and I was not allowed to charge you some interest?" ”
Gu Tianyou sat up and said, "Now your innocent name has been tarnished by me, I guess you don't expect to get a partner to take home until you graduate." ”
Dai Yanan said: "It's okay, it's all vulgar powder, and this girl can't look down on it." ”
Gu Tianyou teased her facelessly: "Are you worried about being tempted by me by painting me with a big flower face?" ”
Dai Yanan smiled heartlessly: "You, don't be funny, you're not the type I like." ”
The little girl is a rectum and has always had a thing to say. Gu Tianyou listened a little hurt his self-esteem and asked, "What do you like?" ”
Dai Yanan said: "It's a particularly masculine kind, you look a little bit feminine, and your heart is extremely obscene, here you have a formal relationship with Sister Le'er, and you also hook up with Sister Xiaoman over there, if I weren't the big fool of Tianzi No. 1, I wouldn't like you." ”
"Your assessment is too pertinent." Gu Tianyou vetoed it. I noticed that everyone who passed by was quietly looking at themselves with their eyes, and they all couldn't help but laugh. Knowing what was going on, he said with a tiger face: "Look at the good things you did, the first handsome guy in the police academy was painted by you as Dou Erdun." ”
Dai Yanan smiled and said: "What is the first handsome guy, you sealed it yourself, and you three hundred and four stupid people blow it for you every day, if you want to say handsome, then you are really handsome!" As she spoke, her pupils suddenly dilated, and she was stunned and looked at someone with a nymphomaniac look.
Under the tree over there, a young man had been standing silently for a long time. He is more than 1.8 meters tall, with a golden body proportion, dressed fashionably, looks like a virgin, and is a male model in all shapes.
PS: Today's three watches, ask for collections and red tickets.