Chapter One Thousand One Hundred and Thirteen Absolutely Unbearable

Gao Yang was furious.

Yelena felt very puzzled, and she thought that she had always been low-key, and no matter what she did, she would try to avoid being known, and she would be happy because she could better disguise her identity.

"What's wrong, dear? I thought you'd be happy. ”

Gao Yang walked around the house and said angrily: "Happy fart! Lao Tzu has become a Korean, oh, this Lao Tzu is Li Er, the one who wrote the Tao Te Ching, not me, Confucius has also become a Korean, Xi Shi has become a Korean, Li Shizhen has become a Korean, the Dragon Boat Festival is Korean, Chinese characters are invented in Korea, and movable type printing is invented in Korea!"

Yelena was extremely surprised and said: "They are Koreans? How is it possible? I know all these people you mentioned, and it is impossible not to know them if you want to learn Chinese, how can they be Koreans? What are you talking about? Also, how can Chinese characters be invented by Koreans? Are you being funny?"

Gao Yang, who was pacing back and forth, stopped, waved his hand heavily, and then said loudly: "You don't understand this? Now Lao Tzu has become a Korean! Don't you understand? Well, this Lao Tzu means myself, oops, do you understand?"

Gao Yang spoke Chinese, and the two Lao Tzu used it back and forth, Yelena really didn't understand it, she thought for a while, and then suddenly realized, and then said dumbfounded: "This is too shameless!"

Gao Yang nodded again and again, gasping and said: "I can't bear this, I really can't bear this, you said that those dead ancients were mistaken by Koreans to recognize their ancestors, forget it, I'm still alive! They dare to make me a Korean! This is absolutely unbearable! Also, I use Tan legs, and it is said to be taekwondo." Fake! Li Jinfang must not be angry to death if he wants to know. I can't bear this by no means!"

Yelena said indignantly, "What are you going to do!"

Gao Yang immediately walked back to the bedside. While getting dressed, he said loudly: "I'm going to call Raphael, I must let everyone know that Lao Tzu is a Chinese, and Lao Tzu uses Tan legs!"

Just when Gao Yang was getting dressed, his satellite phone rang, Gao Yang took the phone and didn't look at who it was, he directly connected the phone and said loudly: "Who!"

"I'm Erin. Boss, you were very powerful last night. ”

Gao Yang said casually: "How do you know?"

After saying that, Gao Yang knew that he had asked a nonsense, how did Erin know, it must be watching TV.

"I saw you on TV, I recognized your appearance at a glance, why, don't you know you're on TV? Turn on the TV, almost all the news channels are showing your heroic appearance, you are famous. ”

Gao Yang said angrily: "I know it now, let's talk about it later." Now I'm in a hurry to find trouble with the Koreans. ”

"Well, sir, I didn't know you went to Raphael. Since you're in Italy, let's come to Germany next, I'll wait for you, and we'll talk back. ”

Gao Yang hung up the phone, but at this time, Yelena said helplessly: "What are you going to do? You can't stand up and hold a press conference to show your identity." ”

Gao Yang paused, but then waved his hand and said: "It's impossible to hold a press conference, no matter how much, call Raphael over first to see if there is a way, in short, this matter can't be just left like that, I'd rather die than a Korean!"

When Gao Yang was talking, the phone rang again, and after he answered the phone, Cui Bo roared angrily on the other side: "I'm the second Olympics, Brother Yang, you have become a Korean! Do you know? Hurry up and look at the phone, CNN! Or go online to watch YouTube, I'm the second Olympics, you hurry up and watch!"

"I'm looking at it, and I'll talk about it later!"

Gao Yang hung up the phone, went out the door, and after knocking vigorously on Raphael's door next door, Raphael was very alert in the house: "Who!"

"I, come to my room, hurry. ”

After waiting for a long time, Raphael, who hurriedly got dressed, arrived in Gao Yang's room and said urgently, "What's wrong?

Gao Yang picked up the remote control, changed a few stations back and forth, found a news that was playing video, and then said loudly: "Watch it yourself." ”

"Oh!yes! Fake! You're on TV! Hmm, you're so handsome, boss, but you can't see your face clearly, you should be fine, right?"

Gao Yang said angrily: "This news is released all over the world! But this is not the point, the point is that I have become a Korean, and the leg method I use has become taekwondo, I can't bear this, I must let people know that Lao Tzu is not Korean, and I don't use taekwondo!"

Raphael was surprised and said, "What are you going to do, boss?"

Gao Yang said angrily but helplessly: "I don't know, I don't want to reveal my identity, but I can't be treated as a Korean, even if it is exposed, in short, I have to tear down those sticks, Fake! If I don't teach them a lesson, I'll be angry to death!"

Raphael looked at Yelena in surprise and said, "What's the matter, boss, is there such a big fire? Why is there something about the Koreans again?"

Yelena said helplessly: "The whole world is putting this news on the news, it's a sensation, but many Koreans say that Taekwondo is used, and then he must be a Korean, and now almost everyone thinks so." ”

Raphael spread his hands helplessly, and after pondering for a while, he suddenly said: "Boss, do you think this will work, we were arrested more than 30 people last night, and Filip was also arrested, otherwise, we will let Fili come forward to make a statement and let him tell your identity, of course, the identity is fake, but as long as you indicate that you are from Huaxia, you can use Huaxia Kung Fu, you don't need to appear in person, right?"

Gao Yang thought about it and felt that Raphael's method was really feasible, so he immediately nodded and said: "Okay, go to the police station to find Filip, tell him what to say, the name, it's called Gao Jinbo, a Chinese-Italian, using Chinese kung fu, well, Shaolin kung fu, the name of this kung fu, it's called the strong King Kong leg, and the rest, you can watch the mess." ”

Raphael smiled: "A fake name is not good, if you say a fake name, then you will know if there is such a person at a check, it is better not to say the name, just emphasize that it is a Chinese person, and the kung fu used is Shaolin kung fu, and then, what is the name of kung fu?"

"Remember, it's called Donkey Kong legs!"

Raphael nodded, and said in a deep voice: "Understood, Mighty King Kong legs, boss, don't come forward, I'll go to the police station, I can easily see the people who haven't been arrested, as long as they have a unified voice, since the reporter is very interested in this matter, he will definitely go to the police station for an interview, our people have never accepted interviews, but this time is different, you can rest assured, you will never be wrong." ”

Raphael left in a hurry, and after walking back and forth in the room for a few steps, Gao Yang, who was still angry, still said angrily: "No, it's just that I can't swallow this breath!" (To be continued......)

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