Chapter 442: Scrambled eggs with dish soap
Fart is a normal phenomenon of human body detoxification, although Qin Mo is a male god-level character, he doesn't dare to guarantee that he won't fart! But...... The question is: too many farts today, right? It stinks, right?
Puff puff......
It's like setting off fireworks, one after another, not to mention that Father Qin and Zhonghua can't stand it, even Qin Mo himself is speechless: why did he become a fart basket?
"I didn't eat anything that was easy to fart at noon!" When Qin Mo seriously analyzed the reason, he suddenly thought of something, and he suddenly realized, "I remembered!" It's my mother's scrambled eggs! I ate that at noon, I didn't eat anything else weird......"
"Wouldn't it? My mom also ate it, why didn't she? "Father Qin spoke for his own woman.
Qin Mo said, "Scrambled eggs, it seems that I eat the most, right?" You eat, not much! ”
"Then we ate too, why didn't we fart!" Before the words fell, there was a 'poof', and Father Qin also let out a loud stinky fart, the smell was the same as what kind of biological weapon, and the smell instantly diffused.
Suddenly, Qin Mo had a rhetoric: "Look at it! Dad, you still don't admit it? ”
Father Qin didn't show up, and immediately admitted: "It seems to be ...... It's really scrambled eggs that have a problem! ”
In the kitchen:
Shang Haojia and Qin's mother had almost washed the dishes or something.
"That's it!" Mother Qin was very happy, "Hehe, the two are just different!" Time flies! Jiajia, you are the lucky star of our family! Thanks to you, my house has such a good atmosphere! ”
"Where? You've praised me! Mother Qin ......, "Shang Haojia is very modest.
Qin's mother smiled and said, "Modesty makes people fat!" Jiajia, it's your credit! You don't know...... When we didn't have you, this guy would have trouble with us every time, and he would quarrel every time! Only this time...... The best! Qin Mo's kid is obedient! ”
"Alright! It's all my credit! Haha......" Shang Haojia laughed jokingly.
At this time, Father Qin actually came in with Qin Mo.
"What's wrong?" Mother Qin saw it and asked, "What's the matter with coming here?" "Looking for whom? Why are father and son ...... No, the three of them came together?
Qin Mo looked directly at Qin's mother and asked, "Mom!" How do you scramble eggs today? What's in it? ”
"What's wrong? What's the problem? Didn't you say it was delicious? "Mother Qin also praised Qin Mo's cousin just now, isn't this ...... Aren't you happy to come looking for it again?
Qin Mo said, "Yes...... Problematic! ”
"What's the problem?"
"I'm ......" Qin Mo paused slightly, he was embarrassed to squeak, but as a result, his stomach was not angry, and after the gurgling sound, he directly released a loud fart: poof......
No, the fart replied with a qiē!
Qin Mo was no longer reserved, and said directly: "I started farting after eating your scrambled eggs!" It's still loud and smelly! Isn't it strange? There must be something wrong with your scrambled eggs! Qin Mo was adamant.
The stench has permeated!
Shang Haojia and Qin's mother blocked their noses together: "It's so stinky ......"
"It just stinks! I'm going to have 100 stinky farts just now! There must be something wrong with your eggs! Qin Mo continued, "Mom! How do you scramble eggs? ”
Qin's mother didn't admit it: "How is it possible? My scrambled eggs are normal! There won't be a problem! Your dad also ate it, why didn't he fart? ”
"Let it go," Qin Mo said, .......
"What?"
Qin's mother looked over and saw that Qin's father nodded: "Hmm...... I put it too! "And once you've farted, you can't stop at all. He originally rejected Qin Mo with the same words, and since he let out a fart, he has also released several in a row! No, just after saying that, he also grunted a loud and smelly fart!
So, Qin's mother suddenly had nothing to say: "I really ...... Didn't you put anything weird? As she spoke, she began to reminisce.
Qin Mo stepped forward: "Mom! You sue me...... How do you scramble eggs! Let's reminisce from beginning to end! "He's 100% sure that it's the scrambled eggs! Because...... They have ruled out other possibilities, which is the problem of this scrambled egg!
Helplessly, Qin's mother was forced, so she had to start recalling: "It's very simple! I just followed what my master taught, first put in oil, then beat in the eggs, then scrambled the eggs, put in seasonings such as salt, and continued to scramble the eggs, and then cooked them and served them! Gone! Mother Qin looked at Qin Mo.
Qin Mo looked at Qin's mother and said verbally, but she still didn't find any flaws. In the end, Qin Mo spoke: "Mom, you scrambled another egg for me......"
"Huh? Oh...... All right! Qin's mother agreed, "I'll just scrambled eggs!" However, if there is no problem, you will have to clear my name! ”
"Hmm!" Never wronged a good person, but never let go of a bad guy!
No, the scrambled eggs have begun!
Under everyone's gaze, Qin's mother was a little nervous. She turned on the fire, and when the pot was hot, she began to pour in cooking oil as she had just said......
As a result, I just poured the 'oil' into the pot, and I haven't beaten the eggs yet! Qin Mo's eyes were sharp, and he suddenly found something: "Mom! What did you just put there? ”
"Oil!" Mother Qin replied as a matter of course.
"Show me!" Qin Mo immediately stepped forward and took the bottle.
Then, after reading it, Qin Mo smiled: "Mom! Where is this oil? "It turns out that this is the problem! Sure enough, it's the problem with this scrambled egg!
Qin's mother panicked: "It's not oil? How can it be? "What's that?
"See for yourself......" Qin Mo pointed to the words on the bottle and read them out clearly word by word, "Dish soap-"
It's really dish soap!
It is written very clearly in black and white!
"Scrambled eggs with dish soap! Mom, only you can think of this! Can you ...... That's a great job! "No wonder it tastes weird! It turned out that Qin's mother mistook dish soap for oil!
Mother Qin also felt strange at the time, why is this oil not very good, it seems to be ...... It's not the same as usual! It must be emphasized here that there is no dish soap fried for other dishes! That's because...... In the front, there was still a little bit in the jar of cooking oil, so Qin's mother used cooking oil to cook vegetables in front of her.
And scrambled eggs were the last dish, and the jar of oil ran out, so Qin's mother took another can.
I don't know if it's Mao...... The dish soap is also a transparent package, and the liquid in it is almost the same as oil, and it is also golden yellow, so Qin's mother didn't read the words and used it directly as cooking oil!
With all the stolen goods, Qin's mother finally had nothing to say, looked at Qin Mo embarrassedly, and then apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention either!" I didn't know if it was dish soap, I thought it was cooking oil......"