"Well, that makes sense. The fat man nodded and said, "There is a fundamental way to follow everything." ”

"Alas, the old ghost is also sad. Toko smiled.

Not long after, there was a roar from upstairs, followed by the sound of two people scolding each other. After that, there was a frantic sound of throwing things. Finally, the old ghost couldn't stand it anymore, and ran down from the stairs angrily, the smell of alcohol, the old ghost looked angry, he gritted his teeth and said, "Stinky woman, what do you want?"

"Okay, you dare to scold me now!" Liu Fang looked at the old ghost angrily, and then roared angrily: "You bastard, the old lady is going to fight with you today." ”

After speaking, Liu Fang angrily pounced on the old ghost.

Syllable......

The old ghost slapped Liu Fang and said angrily, "Grandma, you still dare to fight with me." You don't want to mess around!"

The old ghost is a good-looking person, and Liu Fang quarreled with herself in front of so many people, which was simply an insult and anger to herself. Therefore, the old ghost decided to teach her a good lesson, so that she could have a better memory in the future.

It's just that this slap made Liu Fang stunned, she looked at the old ghost with a stunned face, and said angrily: "You...... How dare you hit me!"

"That's right. The old ghost nodded and said, "Lao Tzu beat you disobedient woman today, how is it?"

"Bastard!" Liu Fang suddenly became angry, and she scolded: "The old lady fought with you today." ”

"You still dare to come?!" The old ghost was furious: "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will break your leg immediately!"

"You dare!" Liu Fang said angrily.

Seeing that the two were about to go to war, the fat man hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade him, and said, "Don't ...... Don't fight!"

"Hmph, don't stop me, I'm going to teach this woman a good lesson today?" the old ghost asked coldly.

At this time, Dongzi said with a smile: "If you want me to say, you guys are messing around like this, it's better to just divide it." ”

Dongzi's words immediately woke up the old ghost, at this time, the old ghost immediately nodded and said: "Yes, that's right, I've long been tired of such days, a small quarrel in three days, a big quarrel in five days, I have long been annoyed, I don't want to continue to live such a day, Liu Fang, Lao Tzu officially decided to break up with you." ”

"You!" Liu Fang was suddenly shocked, she looked at the old ghost in astonishment, and said, "You...... What are you talking about?, you're going to break up with me?!"

"That's right. The old ghost nodded and said, "I have officially decided to break up with you." Henceforth, you walk your sunshine path, and I cross my single-plank bridge. ”

"No, I can't. Liu Fang said angrily: "My mother has been with you for almost a year, you have been playing with my mother for a year, and now you will break up if you say you will break up?"

"Hmph, what do you want to do?" the old ghost smiled disdainfully, "Could it be that you still want to continue?"

"If you want to break up, you can break up with the 10 million breakup fee. Liu Fang said angrily.

"You're dreaming. The old ghost snorted lightly: "Lao Tzu will give you a million at most, you still dare to open your mouth, I won't give you the news of this million!"

"You!" Liu Fang panted and looked at the old ghost, but he was in a weak position, the other party was in a strong position, and the old ghost was the deputy leader of the Heavenly Hell Gang, if he wanted to forcibly deal with him, I am afraid it would not be so easy. In desperation, Liu Fang turned around and left.

"What do you say?" said the old ghost hurriedly, "Lao Tzu is talking to you about breaking up." ”

"Want to break up? It's not that easy. Liu Fang sneered, turned around and drove away.

Watching Liu Fang leave, the fat man and Brother Dong also breathed a sigh of relief, at least the current contradiction has been resolved, what will happen next, that is another matter. The old ghost took a deep breath, then glanced at everyone, and said, "Everyone, today is a trouble for you." ”

", they're all brothers, say anything about trouble or not. The fat man patted the old ghost on the shoulder and said, "You kid has to deal with this matter well, don't make too much trouble, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

"Hmm!" the old ghost nodded and said, "Lao Tzu must be separated from this stinky woman, grandma, it's too boring to continue to live such a miserable life." ”

"It's really boring!" Brother Dong on the side nodded and said, "If you want to break up with her, then divide it as soon as possible, don't fucking break the thread again." ”

", it's definitely not going to break the thread. The old ghost gritted his teeth and said, "That stinky woman, I've been annoyed for a few months, and I can't stand it anymore." If it weren't for the sake of face, I would have fucking broken with her a long time ago. ”

"You kid also die to save face and suffer sin. Brother Dong smiled and said, "I can't go on and have to endure it, is it interesting? I think this woman is getting more and more powerful, how to continue to drag on, sooner or later she will go to the house to uncover the tiles." ”

"Not really. The old ghost took a deep breath and said, "Grandma, I have wanted to say this for a long time." ”

"Go back and think about it, don't let her overdo it. Brother Dong replied, but Brother Dong quickly added, "Of course, don't go too far." Some things can be endured, but if people can't stop it, it will break out. ”

"Hmm!" the old ghost nodded, and then said, "I'll take care of it." You can rest assured. ”

After speaking, the old ghost dragged his drunken body back. Everyone looked at the back of the old ghost and couldn't help but sigh with emotion. The fat man exhaled heavily, and then said: "Alas, I didn't expect the old ghost to become like this, it's really sad." ”

"Hmm!" the pheasant nodded and said, "Tell us about the old ghost, and it can't be far-fetched to find a woman." You can't rely on your own feelings. Finding a wife is a lifelong thing, and you can't wronged yourself, and of course, you can't wronged the other party. ”

"Pheasant, you kid has been silent, and now he suddenly said such a classic saying. The crowd laughed.

"Aren't I also afraid of being beaten!" the pheasant smiled awkwardly. The fat man on the side showed a weird smile and said, "I suddenly remembered, when the old ghost forced Liu Fang, you kid seemed to be on it too, right?"

"Ouch, don't mention that matter. The pheasant said embarrassedly: "It's all in the past, wouldn't it make me be beaten and scolded if I talk about it again?"

"Haha......" everyone burst out laughing.

……………………………………

After a few days of fuss, the old ghost's affairs finally came to an end. In the end, Liu Fang took a million breakup fee and walked away, and the old ghost breathed a sigh of relief as if he had cut off a tumor on his body. On the day the old ghost broke up, at the headquarters of the Heavenly Hell Gang, everyone got together to drink. Everyone celebrated that the old ghost got rid of Liu Fang and regained his freedom to be single.

"Old ghost, you kid finally got rid of that woman's entanglement. The pheasant raised his cup, the old ghost broke up with Liu Fang, and the happiest one was probably the pheasant, because the pheasant has always been very worried and panicked, speaking of which, he is the one who has been on Liu Fang after all, so he is very worried that the old ghost will blame himself, therefore, he has always hoped that the old ghost can break up with Liu Fang, and now, he finally got his wish.

"Hmm. The old ghost nodded and said, "Cheers." ”

"Cheers!" the pheasant nodded excitedly.

Then, the two of them raised their glasses and drank them up. There was a round of applause. The crowd rejoiced. I didn't expect the pheasant to drink heavily. However, this also made everyone seem very excited and cheering.

"Come on, old ghost, I'll do it with you, too. The fat man on the side hurriedly raised his glass.

"Come on. "The old ghost can be said to be a person who does not refuse.

The fat man patted the old ghost on the shoulder and said, "Old ghost, there is a good saying, as the saying goes, if the old doesn't go, the new won't come." Work hard, no matter what, you and Liu Fang will be separated, there are more beautiful women in this world, with your kid's ability, I'm afraid I can't find a beautiful woman?"

"Hehe...... the old ghost grinned and said, "It makes sense, Lao Tzu wants to find a woman, so it's not easy to catch her?"

"That's right. The fat man nodded hurriedly and said, "Come on, raise a glass." ”

That night, the old ghost was drunk so much that he was almost unconscious, but fortunately, he was physically strong, and more than a pound of liquor was not under his words at all, and he had completely sobered up the next morning.

The next morning, the sun was shining, and it was another beautiful day. When he woke up from the headquarters of the Heavenly Hell Gang, the old ghost found that it was already twelve o'clock in the afternoon, and looking at the time on the wall, he suddenly felt that everything was beautiful, because there was no chirp of that stinky woman in his ears, so he felt that the whole world was wonderful.

"How's it going, are you sober?" the fat man walked in and brought in a cup of ginseng tea.

"Hmm!" the old ghost nodded, "Almost, the wine is almost sober." ”

"Have a cup of tea. The fat man smiled: "Wake up again." ”

"Thank you. The old ghost glanced at the fat man gratefully, and sure enough, his brother was still reliable, as for women, they were not reliable at all, their role was to constantly harass you, making you more angry and angry, and it could even be said that the role of women was to provoke you.

"Brothers, what's polite. The fat man smiled and said, "You have a good rest, there are still many things that need you in the gang." ”

With that, the fat man turned around and left. The old ghost took a deep breath and looked at the surrounding environment, for the first time, the old ghost felt as if he had been separated from the masses for too long, and he had also been away from the gang for too long, and it seemed that he really needed to come back.

The old ghost stretched his waist, drank the ginseng tea in a big gulp, and then walked to the window, looking at the busy brothers, the old ghost showed a long-lost smile on his face, and he excitedly shouted out of the window: "Brothers, Lao Tzu is back." ”

"Old ghost, you shout a hair!" On the side, the pheasant scolded: "Lao Tzu is still sleeping!"

"Haha......" The old ghost suddenly laughed, and scolded with a smile: "Pheasant, when did you kid become so lazy and still sleep." ”

"I guess when did you become so diligent!" the pheasant yelled in disbelief, and continued to fall asleep. It seems that he is very dissatisfied with the old ghost, and the old ghost's laughter still echoes between the buildings.