Chapter 132: Making a Mess
Du Xiaobai hurriedly followed Murong Lan, because Murong Lan didn't notice anything abnormal at all because she used the invisibility potion. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Looking at the girl's emaciated little face, Du Xiaobai felt a pang of pain in her heart, the ghost knows what the girl has experienced.
When they came to the office of the household registration department, everyone who saw Murong Lan invariably showed a playful smile.
Someone muttered in a low voice: "Look, this guy actually dares to come today, and he has a good show to watch today."
"It's not!,Yesterday was really wonderful.,When the section chief finally asked her to floor.,Her tears dripped on the floor.,There's no need to sprinkle water when you wipe the floor.,Haha."
"Yesterday Liu Lili was really powerful, today I don't know what tricks Liu Lili came up with to fix her."
"Whatever, let's just watch the show, haha"
Du Xiaobai saw all this in his eyes, these people didn't have a good thing, from the section chief to the staff, they were either embarrassed, or they saw the wind and made the rudder lively.
The girl Murong Lan began to clean up at this time and clean up the things on the table.
At this time, Liu Lili glanced at Murong Lan, pointed to the melon seed shell under her feet arrogantly, and said, "Don't you have long eyes, don't you see the garbage under my feet?"
Murong Lan said weakly: "Okay, I'll clean it up right away."
Liu Lili spit out the shell while eating melon seeds, and said, "Hurry up, you can't see a little garbage on the ground."
Du Xiaobai really wanted to slap this in the face, damn, this is obviously nothing to do.
At this time, Sun Juhua walked out from the section chief's office, and looking at this old woman, Du Xiaobai knew that this old woman was not a good thing.
Sun Juhua walked up to Murong Lan and said, "Murong Lan, go downstairs and bring up the water sent by the water delivery worker."
The girl Murong Lan paused for a moment and said, "Every time water is delivered, isn't it directly brought up by the water delivery workers?"
Sun Juhua glanced at Murong Lan coldly, and said: "This time I don't let the workers work so hard, this is the sixth floor, the water delivery workers are the people, they are the working people, we have to help and understand them, you are a civil servant, you should know the principle of serving the people, what are you doing and don't go quickly."
The girl Murong Lan had no choice but to go downstairs and bring the water up.
Du Xiaobai looked at this forty-year-old woman with a murderous face, a bucket of water was already very heavy, and she had to move to the sixth floor, even if she did it herself, it would be very difficult, let alone a girl to do it. This old woman is really ruthless.
The old woman chatted and talked with the staff, and at this time Du Xiaobai quietly entered the section chief's office, this is the old woman's office, and she has to find a way to rectify this old woman.
At this time, Du Xiaobai saw a bottle of strong fast-acting glue on the table, sneered in his heart, picked up the glue and opened it, poured the glue on the chair, and smoothed it evenly, Du Xiaobai saw that there was brewed tea on the table.
Du Xiaobai originally planned to pour glue into the teacup, but he didn't think it would kill anyone.
At this time, Du Xiaobai decided that he had some urgency to urinate, and endured it all the way when he came, and at this time, when he saw something related to water, he couldn't help it.
There is no toilet in the office, and I can't help it.
Du Xiaobai sneered: "Damn, Lao Tzu will let you taste the top tea that has been held for five or six hours."
After speaking, Du Xiaobai picked up the cup, poured the water in the cup into the trash can, and left all the tea leaves.
At this time, Du Xiaobai unbuckled his belt, pointed his little brother at the teacup, and peed very happily.
Half of the urine Du Xiaobai scolded, what the hell is this broken cup, he only half of the urine is full, and it hurts Lao Tzu to pee on his hands.
Half of the urine and the other half can't be kept, it's not good for the body, I saw the boiling water bottle under the table, there was only half a bottle of boiling water in it, Du Xiaobai put the rest of the urine into the boiling water bottle, and the boiling water bottle was just full after urinating.
At this time, Du Xiaobai picked up the bottle of super glue again and applied it evenly on the water cup, and the mouth of the cup was slightly more coated.
After finishing these first bottles of invisibility potions, the effects were about to end, and Du Xiaobai hurriedly used the second bottle of invisibility potion.
At this time, you can't be discovered, or your efforts will be wasted.
At this time, Du Xiaobai heard a voice outside and knew that the girl was back, and it was estimated that the old woman would come in later.
Du Xiaobai returned to the office area, and sure enough, the girl carried a bucket of water up, tired and panting.
Then the old woman said, "You go ahead and clean."
The old woman didn't give the girl time to breathe, and at this time, the one named Liu Lili was right behind the old woman.
Du Xiaobai quietly passed, exerted all his strength, and slapped the old woman on the back of the head.
I only heard the old woman scream, turned to look at Liu Lili angrily, slapped her backhand, and said: Liu Lili is so bold that she dares to hit me.
Liu Lili was completely stunned and didn't know what was going on, so Du Xiaobai stepped forward and grabbed Liu Lili's hand and pumped it in the old woman's face.
The old woman was also stunned at this time, and when she was talking, Du Xiaobai grabbed Liu Lili's hand and kept pumping it in the old woman's face.
At this time, everyone saw such a scene, Liu Lili kept beating Section Chief Sun, and Liu Lili was so anxious that she cried while smoking the section chief: "Section Chief, Section Chief is not me, it's not me who is beating you, my hand is not obedient."
Sun Juhua said while holding her big mouth: "Don't you stop quickly, you, you, you, dare to beat me like this, don't you want to live anymore", after speaking, Sun Juhua also began to slap Liu Lili.
Under Du Xiaobai's control, the two exchanged a minute, and everyone in the office was completely confused, what the hell are you doing.
Du Xiaobai walked to the other employees at this time, and there were water cups in front of each member of the company, and Du Xiaobai knocked down all the young water very quickly.
The water in the cup spilled all the desks wet, and at this time, there were a few people with water flowing into the keyboard, and then some people felt numb and hurriedly stood up, which was a leakage.
Anyway, at this time, the office was in chaos, and so many things happened in less than ten minutes.
Liu Lili knelt on the ground at this time and cried and said: "Section chief, my body was out of control just now, I really didn't mean to hit you, I was like I was in an evil spirit just now, the office is haunted, and I feel like someone is holding my hand."
At this time, the other members of the office looked at Liu Lili with deep feelings, and they all felt that what Liu Lili said was right, otherwise how to explain that all their water cups were poured. This thing is so weird, even if she gives Liu Lili ten guts, she won't dare to hit the section chief.
The girl was also a little stunned by this scene at this time, and at this time, everyone looked at Murong Lan in unison.
Someone suddenly realized that something strange had happened to all of them just now, and there was nothing wrong with Murong Lan.
Thinking of Liu Lili saying that the office was haunted and evil just now, everyone looked at Murong Lan in horror, and the first thought in someone's heart was, this can't be retribution, everyone has been bullying Murong Lan in the past few days, and the most excessive bullying of Murong Lan is Section Chief Sun and Liu Lili, and the two of them are the worst, and now their faces are swollen.
Du Xiaobai stood aside at this time to watch the show, and this group of people was probably scared in their hearts now, which could be seen from the expressions on their faces.
At this time, Section Chief Sun glanced at Murong Lan, and then said to Liu Lili: "Come with me to the office." After saying that, the two entered the office together.
Du Xiaobai also hurriedly followed, there will be a good show later, I can't help but take a look.
Section Chief Sun came to his independent office and sat directly on the chair, Du Xiaobai sneered in his heart, you can't stand up if you sit down.
Section Chief Sun sighed and said, "Liu Lili, tell me what happened just now."
Liu Lili cried bitterly at this time, and said: "Section chief, what I just said is true, it was really haunted just now, I feel that someone grabbed my hand to beat you, you think about it, I am usually very loyal to you, even if I give me ten guts, I don't dare to beat you."
Section Chief Sun also felt that it made sense, Liu Lili was recruited by her at the beginning, and it can be said that she was her confidant, and she didn't dare to beat me if she borrowed a few guts, and besides, everyone in the office just now poured their water glasses inexplicably, and some people were electrified.
Could it be that this office is really haunted, so why is Murong Lan okay?
Sun Juhua couldn't figure out this problem, she felt a little thirsty, so she picked up the water cup on the table and drank water.
Du Xiaobai sneered, drink it, you just drink it slowly, you can't drink it now if you want to.
At this time, Du Xiaobai used the third bottle of invisibility potion, ready to watch a good show.
Sun Juhua drank the water and felt that something was wrong, how is this tea different from the usual ask, how is it a little astringent, remember that this tea is not this taste.
Sun Juhua suddenly found that the water cup was stuck to her mouth at this time, and Sun Juhua couldn't pull it out if she pulled it hard, and not only stuck to her mouth, but her right hand was stuck to the quilt, and Sun Juhua couldn't shake it off no matter how hard she tried.
Liu Lili sat opposite at this time, a little puzzled, and said: "Section chief, what's wrong with you, section chief, you won't also fall into evil."
Sun Juhua didn't have the heart to listen to her at this time, now Sun Juhua was very uncomfortable, and hurriedly wanted to stand up, but at this time, she found that her buttocks were also stuck by something, and she couldn't get up at all.
Sun Juhua said hesitantly because her mouth was sticking to the cup: "Liu, Liu Lili, hurry, pull me up, I can't get up because of something."
Liu Lili knew at this time that this was a good opportunity for her to perform, and hurriedly went to help Section Chief Sun up.
At this time, Sun Juhua was stuck with super glue, and it was not easy to get up, Liu Lili tried many times.
Du Xiaobai sneered in his heart, there is not much time for the invisibility potion now, if there is enough time, I really want to continue watching the show, since you can't get up now, then Lao Tzu will help you.
Du Xiaobai slowly walked around behind Sun Juhua, raised his foot and kicked it three times, Sun Juhua herself finally separated from the chair, but there was something black stuck to Sun Juhua's buttocks, and the leather on the chair was torn off.
Sun Juhua and Liu Lili both fell to the ground at this time, and Sun Juhua scolded and scolded: "Who, who is so ruthless to me."
Liu Lili looked at the office in horror and said, "Section chief, there are just two of us in this office, did someone really kick you just now?"
Sun Juhua also looked at the office, and sure enough, there were only two of them in the room, this is Sun Juhua believed what Liu Lili said just now, this office is really haunted, someone really kicked her just now.
Although Sun Juhua was separated from the chair, the cup was still stuck to her mouth and her right hand and she couldn't take it off, and now Sun Juhua had a feeling of wanting to vomit, how could there be a smell in this cup.
This smell soon Sun Juhua knew what it was, this is the smell of urine, just now I said why is the tea so bitter, it turned out to be .......
Sun Juhua was sick to her stomach for a while, the originally empty water cup was now full again, and the ground was full of vomit.
Oops, it's so disgusting, Du Xiaobai doesn't want to stay in himself, it's too disgusting.
Sun Juhua said while spitting: "Liu Lili, hurry, hurry, send me to the hospital."
Liu Lili endured the nausea, helped Sun Juhua and walked out.
The staff outside had heard movement inside since just now, and they didn't know what was going on.
At this time, they were stunned to see Section Chief Sun and Liu Lili coming out, and they saw Section Chief Sun holding a water cup in his hand and putting it to his mouth.
(Omit 1,000 words, I'm afraid you won't feel comfortable)
After all the employees understood the situation, these staff members hurriedly stepped forward to help Section Chief Sun, and at this time there was vomit on the ground, and Section Chief Sun slipped under his feet, throwing out a large piece of unknown thick material from the cup, all of which were thrown on the faces of these staff.
Good guys, all of a sudden, there was only one person who was uncomfortable, and now these staff members are also vomiting.
Murong Lan looked at all this in surprise, and Du Xiaobai stood aside and sneered.
Finally, Section Chief Sun was finally sent out, and the ambulance had been waiting outside for a long time, and the ambulance staff looked at Section Chief Sun's funny appearance, and couldn't help laughing at first, and in the end, he almost didn't vomit, and the good guy vomited all in the car.
Du Xiaobai also hurriedly came out of the household registration department, with vomit all the way, and people from other departments watching, looking at everyone's contemptuous eyes of Section Chief Sun, Du Xiaobai felt very relieved in his heart.
With such a big movement, the personnel of all the departments in the Public Security Bureau came out to see what the situation was, looking at Sun Juhua's jokes from coming out to getting into the ambulance, everyone's faces were solemn, and they all felt that this Sun Juhua was too unreasonable, a government leadership place, was actually spit out everywhere by you.
PS: Originally, I could have written more about this paragraph, but I was worried that you would look uncomfortable, a big chapter of 4,000 words, and a total of 8,000 words today, asking for recommendation votes.