Chapter 303: What a Domineering Fart.....

Now the situation is serious, this so-called chrysanthemum inheritance, I ran into Tang Yan's nostrils, I couldn't feel it, I couldn't take it out, and I didn't even know what it had inherited, so I made a whole sentence.... Our lord is in calamity, and there is no movement at all. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

What's going on?

What kind of heritage is this?

Why did Tang Yan feel a strange emotion? This emotion came from his nose, it was just a momentary thing, like a dying person, the last breath left, when it touched Tang Yan's nose, suddenly there was endless vitality, and infinite activity.

This..... And why?

"Is it true that the flower of calamity has been immersed here for countless years, and has reached the point of running out of oil and lamps? In this state of dying at any time, like a fish in a dry pond, it will die at any time, but it happened to meet me..... ”

"It's me..... brought life to it. ”

"So, it's not that I chose it, it's that it is hungry and hungry, so it will burrow into my nostrils, and it will rely on me!"

Thinking of this, Tang Yan felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, because this kind of door-to-door thing, I don't know whether it is good or bad, it is really entangled.

If you want to say it's a bad thing, it's a heritage no matter how you say it, and it's even a corner of the legendary thing on the other side of the inheritance. Although the appearance is unsightly and the smell is unpleasant, the word "other side" is really shocking, and it will not be too ordinary to inherit it.

But if it were a good thing, this catastrophe ..... How do you explain that?

Why is there a feeling of being bad?

In the next moment, Tang Yan inexplicably thought of the scene of millions of corpses and rivers of blood.

He seemed to have imagined a great battle ahead of his time, staged in a bloody abyss, which was as shocking as an ancient battle, in addition to some powerful humans, there were many creatures that had never been seen before, they were screaming, biting, climbing, the scene was tragic, like locusts, their destination was to climb through the bloody abyss.

And above that blood-colored abyss, there was only a small colorful flower, emitting a thousand rays of light.

"This .... Could it be the real other side?" The picture in his mind flashed, but Tang Yan was completely shocked, he didn't know if the picture was what he was thinking in his heart, or if it was the data from the Flower of Calamity.

"What's wrong?" asked Meng Zhen at this time.

Tang Yan took a deep breath and wanted to tell this information, but suddenly there was a swelling pain in his lower abdomen, and then the chrysanthemum was tightened and loosened, and a loud fart actually bulged.....

This fart is like the sound of firecrackers, and it is still the kind of giant firecracker, at the same time as it sounds, Tang Yan suddenly flies sand and rocks behind him, and wherever the black airflow formed by the fart passes, there is a black miasma!

"Uh..... Tang Yan's eyes suddenly widened, and he looked confused.

"Ah.....h ”

There was an exclamation in his eyes, obviously Meng Zhen saw all this through Tang Yan's eyes, and was also shocked by the destructive power caused by this fart.

A fart, how can it achieve such an effect?

This kind of fart, Tang Yan put it for the first time, except for the feeling of Kikuma, there was no discomfort in any other part, as if it was groundless, without warning.

"It stinks..... ”

Maybe it was because Meng Zhen had seen too many troubles, Tang Yan didn't feel embarrassed at all, and after being shocked, he smelled a pungent sour smell, like a hundred-year-old sauerkraut soaked in a stinky ditch, and a sniff made him feel sick inside.

This taste ..... Tang Yan was somewhat familiar.

"Plum cabbage button meat?"

Because of the sumptuous breakfast prepared by Luo Chunhua, there was a dish of "plum cabbage and meat", Tang Yan didn't dare to eat meat at that time, so he ate all the sauerkraut!

Unexpectedly, now I fart out, all with this sour .....

"But it's too smelly, isn't it?" Tang Yan's nose moved, and he sniffed lightly again, and his whole face suddenly turned red.

It stinks!

This was the first time Tang Yan had ever smelled such a stinky fart! After smelling it once, he didn't have the courage to smell it a second time.

Originally, Tang Yan was still thinking about inheritance, but at this time, he was smoked by his own fart, his mind became blank, and he had no thoughts, and his only thought was to feel like leaving here......

But when he turned his head and retreated, he suddenly found a strange scene, the way he came, there were originally flowers and plants on the four walls, but at this time, they were all withered!

Even..... Even a few nearby soul lamps have been extinguished!

"What a domineering fart..... ”

Tang Yan seemed to understand something, his heart was very complicated, he looked at the road ahead regretfully, and then gritted his teeth and left this place quickly.

At this moment, he had no intention of thinking about other inheritances, because if he didn't leave here, Tang Yan suspected that he would be smoked to death by his own fart, it was too domineering, even the flowers and plants were smoked and withered, and the soul lamp was smoked out..... How long can my flesh and blood resist it?

"Tang Yan, you fool, why did you run away? What about the inheritance? Go back quickly!" Seeing that Tang Yan was leaving, Meng Zhen was very puzzled.

However, Tang Yan ran faster and faster, and suddenly laughed and said: "Don't want it, I don't want other inheritances either, there is it.... Enough is good, haha, good thing. Inheritance.... This inheritance is domineering!"

"Enough?"

"That's enough..... ”

At the same time, on the other side of Daozang, Long Tianhai, who was originally stunned when he looked at the calm lake, frowned, and then his nose also wrinkled..... He turned his head sharply and looked in the direction of Daozang with an iron face.

"It's .... ”

"Gotta .... Damn!What does this smell like?How can I have such a domineering smell in this place?What the hell .... Sauerkraut ..... ”

"No, how can sauerkraut taste like this? No..... The old man couldn't stand it. ”

With a plop, Long Tianhai jumped into the lake, and only after half an hour did he come up, and after climbing ashore, instead of drying his clothes first as usual, he gasped for breath, as if he was a little exhausted after a fierce battle.

"Gotta .... Horse next door, what the hell, so stinky, who .... Who's doing what? Who the hell is it? Ahh.....hh ”

After taking a breath, Long Tianhai opened his throat and began to scold.

"Said ..... Is it a bastard who is pooping in the Daozang? How can this immoral thing be so immoral? But the smell of stool is nothing more than that, compared to the smell of Fang Cai, it is insignificant!"

"Rely on ..... The nine-thousand-year-old concrete is not so stinky, where does the smell come from in the Daozang, who is in the Daozang?"

"Damn, it's him .... It's that little bastard!"

Long Tianhai suddenly thought that Tang Yan was in the Daozang, his face was cold, he was angry, and with a wave of his sleeves, he was going to find Tang Yan to settle accounts.

This time, he said that he would teach Tang Yan a good lesson, because the smell just now was too domineering, take a sniff.... almost caused Long Tianhai's internal injury to recur.

That's it, he jumped into the water, thinking that he couldn't smell it, but the smell was still there, even if the lake was deep enough, it didn't matter, in desperation, Long Tianhai dived into the deep mud at the bottom of the lake, which isolated some of the smell.....

No matter how you say it, he is also the first person to protect the road, so the first person to protect the road is so embarrassed, this beam can be regarded as another layer!

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