Chapter Twenty-Three: It's Annoying, How to Break Without an Idea......

"Jingle Bells, Quack, Jingle Bells, Quack, Alice, Quack, Alice!"

With the shrill ringing of the arrival of the mail, and the terrible sound of a certain elven crow, the rare and precious tranquility of the hut drifting in the endless dimension is shattered, and it is so noisy that it is the exclusive rest time that belongs to the gods.

"Hmm~"

Hearing Yuji's cry, holding the yellow teddy bear in her right hand, the blonde girl poked her head out of the bed, and her free left hand rubbed her sleepy eyes, "What's wrong......?" It's morning, mmmmm, but ...... So sleepy said"

Sitting up from the bed, stretching and snorting, dressed in the pure white lace underwear of Grandpa Moon, the body of the god named Alice almost instinctively began to get out of bed and start writing the story of the new day.

"I'm so sleepy...... But it's strange why you're so sleepy......"

Sleepy, the girl who was forced to wake up looked very listless, yes, even if you are an omnipotent god, you don't have the spirit if you don't sleep well, not to mention that lack of sleep is the enemy of women, even if it's a god, it's not exempt from vulgarity.

Cute little brown eyes squinted, and little hands fumbled around the bed, trying in vain to find Mr. Candle, who would appear on time every morning, but to no avail.

Since I didn't get up normally today, Candle-kun naturally didn't appear, "Eh...... Strange, the candle is obedient, don't be naughty, don't play hide and seek with Alice, come out~"

The god girl thought that the candle was still playing hide and seek with her, and she said gentle words to coax the child, and she looked a little natural and dull with sleepy eyes.

"Strange...... Where did Candle Mulberry go today? ...... who is obviously there on weekdays."

After searching to no avail, the gods finally gave up, sat on the bed and thought about where the candle went, clapped her hands violently, and finally she came to a conclusion:

"Did Candle-san go on vacation today...... Everything has its own holiday, mmm~ In this case, let's rest today, after all, it can't be done without candles~"

She gave herself an excuse, but Alice was ready to go back to sleep, and her eyes had been closed since she was woken up.

"Gah, Alice, open your eyes, Gack, open your eyes, Mail! Gack, your mail!"

Beyond the shelves stacked with countless histories, at the end of the ancient library, the noise was constantly coming, and of course the gods could pretend not to hear it because of the distance.

In a room not far from the writing desk, a high-tech computer that did not correspond to this room full of decaying history was running at high speed, radiating a glow, and a large email was taking up the entire screen with a striking logo, the demon sign on it was so terrifying, and the owner of the voice, Raven Yukichi, was tilting his head in front of the computer.

Although I really want to help the little master click on this, but it's a pity that this can only be opened by the same level of creation god, although it is a high-level god servant, but it's a pity that Yujijun can't do it for him.

At this time, it is true to call the master over.

"Alice!quack!your mail!quack!!!!

Yukichi screamed again, but it was useless, because Alice slept soundly this time because of the sleep again, so ripe that no matter how loud she was, she couldn't do anything.

Due to the restrictions of the supreme rule, the divine servant cannot do anything harmful to the true god, and the potential damage may also be counted as such, so Yuji's cannot use his divine power to move the body of the god-sama, which makes the idea of moving the little master directly bankrupt.

In addition, the abode of every true god is a primordial beginning, that is, what you were when you were first born is what you are here, so Yuji can't turn himself into an eight-pack macho man and carry her over, if it is just this small body, it is not a fool's dream to pry a true god who is countless times heavier than a world.

Don't look at the girl's light voice and soft body that is easy to push down, but when she falls into a deep sleep, her body will be entangled in countless terrifying story rules, and the person (god) who rashly attacks her will fall into a terrifying fairy tale world constructed by her fantasy, such as the hydrangea with a human face, the yellowish moon that eats people, the weird smiling Bugs Bunny, the dark cook Donald Duck, and the sheep who can spit out words and write back words in four different ways......

Combining all of the above, only the closest divine servant could ignore these terrible rules and traps and move her noble body.

This is a crow, really, really can be regarded as a blessing from the ancestors for many generations, thousands of animals, the girl did not choose the mentally retarded cat, did not choose the scissor dog, did not choose the angel chestnut ball, and did not choose the joyful Yangyang, but chose an ordinary-looking crow, it can not be said that it is not the favor of the gods, and Yu Ji also feels that he does not know how many generations of blessings he has cultivated.

As a crow, it is a success, the president has on his head, he has sung on the triumphal arch, he has been side by side with fighter jets in the sky, he is funny with big sharks in the sea, when he is not young, and after he is tired of traveling around the world, God has let him find a lifelong mate (although it has many partners), and when he is old, he slowly tells the story to his younger generations, which has been told countless times, and finally slowly closes his eyes to the sea under the warm yellow sunset, ending his short but glorious bird life.

Then Yuji was reborn, and it was so suddenly, the eyes that should have been closed forever opened again, like dead wood, and the stiff body became as energetic as when he was young, no, it may be a bit inappropriate to say that, after all, no crow can fly at Mach 250, no crow can shatter the void with a wave of its claws, and no crow can truly stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Such a self has reached a realm that even the legendary ancestors can't reach, become a god in one step, and reign at the peak of bird's life.

Now Yuji can be said to be rich and handsome among crows - sharp eyes, black and bright feathers, just the right little paws, and a beak that shimmers with charming brilliance, it can be said that as long as it wants, race is not a problem, whether it is a plump and juicy fat-headed goose, a yellow warbler who is good at ventriloquism, a cuckoo with a small bird, or a pure and noble white swan, a gorgeous and colorful peacock, and even if it wants to, even if it wants to find a fox, a tanuki and other pairings.

But Yukichi didn't, and although he always wanted the female bird, the owner kept somehow always turning it into a male bird.

Yukichi felt very sad about this, it was a very painful feeling, just like the god he was facing now, who couldn't wake up no matter what.

"Quack......"

Looking at the e-mail that stayed on the computer desktop, and realizing that the god had completely fallen into a deep sleep that he didn't know when he would wake up, Yukichi tilted his bird's head, still thinking about what to do.

Obviously, this big skull is very important, but the owner doesn't know when he will wake up, and it will be bad if there is an emergency.

For example, the world is cleared and the like.

At that time, Alice would probably cry a lot, and then use those dark fairy tales that terrified Yukichi to fill the void in the dimension.

Thinking of the power of it, Yuji's bird body trembled violently, and a chilling feeling spread from the bottom of his heart.

At that time......

No! You have to find a way! You can't do that!

For the sake of a happy life for the future birds, Yukichi said that such a thing will never be allowed to happen!

"Command——!!!"

The howling of the wind rang out from the ancient room, the wings opened, the golden runes continued to spread from the body, and an inexplicable depression began to envelop the entire house, it was an existence called Kamui, and it was none other than a crow that produced this!

As the assistant manager of the true god, even though most of the power is suppressed by the initial beginning, the first part that belongs to the gods is not included in this list, that is to say, simple spatial movement can still be done!

Yukichi wants to move nothing else, it is this high-tech looking futuristic electrical appliance!

The golden light flickered, and with a "click" of the message, the computer and the computer disappeared into the room at the same time.

"Ga-gah! Alice!"

In front of Alice's bed, the void space twisted, and Yu Ji laboriously pulled out his head from the void, and then the whole body, and finally when it was tired and lying on the ground and couldn't move, the space above shook again, accompanied by the ripples of water ripples, "Bang dang!", the huge computer screen directly smashed it to the floor that couldn't dodge, and fortunately it was now a god body rather than a mortal body, otherwise it would have to be photographed as crow sauce, but even so, it was temporarily in a state of being unable to get up again after the divine power was exhausted.

Even if there is a privilege bestowed by the true God, it is not easy to pass through the 2,800-storey flowing combined space wall here, so to speak, as a crow, Yuji - do your best!

After resting for a while, and after recovering a little bit of divine power, Yuji removed the computer screen on his body and flew again.

Coming to Alice's bed, she took out one of her hands from the quilt and gently placed it on the quilt, then flew to the side of the bed and straightened the computer to a height that could be reached by one hand.

Once again, praise the unknown computer, although there is only one motherboard, but it is still running strongly.

After doing this, Yuji carefully held Alice's hand with his wings and gently touched the acceptance confirmation option of the email, and with a "ding dong" sound, the email was accepted.

The precautions are unexpectedly poor, but I'm afraid that no one can touch the god's body so easily, except for the true god's close attendants.

After doing this, Yuji took Alice's hand again and clicked to open the option

“XXXXXXXXXXXX……”

Well, the initiator of the email is obviously also the highest level of the Supreme God, and the document is written in the most mysterious Esperanto, which is also the kind of language that Alice uses to write stories.

As for why not instill divine powers......

- Do you want this email to become a world of its own?

Although the raven did not understand it, it did not prevent it from guessing the meaning, and as a servant of God, it was its duty to solve God's problems while he was asleep.

The following is the reasoning time of Yu Jijun:

"First of all, the sign is the devil, which represents evil, black is the main color, that is, the ultimate evil, that is, it means that the hazard level of this email is the highest level, let's look at the content, the manuscript is dry yellow, and the font is blood red, which means that the content contains ruin and death, let's look here, yes, it's here in the upper right corner, as you can see this is a cartoon dragon, yes, it's Alice's favorite kind, it looks stupid and stupid and baby dragon, but don't you find something when you look at this little fire dragon carefullyThat's right, it's a cartoon version of the big stupid dragon named Deathwing!"

As a knowledgeable Dr. Crow, but also as the spokesperson of the true god's game outside, Yuji is really well-informed, although the letter is very cleverly disguised but let it be seen through at a glance, this experience is not something that an ordinary crow can achieve, as a messenger of the gods, Yuji is qualified in this regard.

"Okay, let's analyze this cartoon dragon - Deathwing, the intention, although it's just a war scum who doesn't even have a middle god.,It's also bullying the natives of this world.,But the role here is not to sell cute.,Although 'Evil Dragon Roar' or something is really cute.,It's clear that the people here are trying to please the master.,You must know that the master has the least resistance to this kind of cartoon thing.,Of course, that's not necessarily the case.,Because the master is mainly in charge of the fairy tale world.,It's obvious that this is related to a certain world of the master"

Pacing on the quilt, the bird's head swaying, Yuji analyzed everything in detail, constantly figuring out the meaning of the email.

"Finally, this is a long email that I can't read and understand, but it takes up a full thirty-two lines, there is no doubt about it-" The golden bird's eyes shone with dazzling brilliance, and at this time, Yuji had already turned into a detective, and the fairy tale of the crow detective or something often appeared.

"Now it's time to choose option A, which is full of hope and forgiveness!"

As an old bird who has raided seven hundred and twenty birgam, combined with the above, Yuji at this moment made his own judgment, "I have seen the ending!"

Carefully holding the god's hand on his wings again, Yukichi pointed it to the green spot of the mail.

At the end of the email, the four options are lined up side by side, also written in Esperanto, so Yukichi is also unreadable.

But it trusts its instincts!

How could a vibrant green deceive! This is better than B's bloody dark red and C's extremely evil dark black, and as for D's mysterious pure white, Yukichi didn't want to take this risk.

The game is about winning in a dangerous situation, attacking its surprise, unpreparedness, and Yuji also relies on this eight-character mantra to have opponents in the vertical and horizontal birds and seafood, but this is not a game but a choice related to the survival of the world, and it cannot afford to take any risks.

Although he usually plays a 'quack' crow with inconvenient limbs, that is, the so-called role of the complaining in the story.

But all this is just to disguise its bohemian heart, although it is a crow, but it is not an ordinary crow!

The role of a wise man, but a crow is only enough!

With the confirmation of the selection, the mail distorted and disappeared completely on the computer screen with a "boom", not knowing where the mail had gone.

Today's Yuji has also helped the Supreme God solve his problems.

……

"Hehe, is that so, let me look forward to something interesting......"

The blonde man who looked at the mail in his hand and overlooked his fate smiled elegantly, and then turned into light powder and reintegrated into the long river of fate.