Chapter 178: Crazy Hunting for Marriage Concubines
The big bird threw the shovel and disappeared; it was difficult to get into it with his hand; the big bird climbed to the right; Bang Zun leaned into the left, and all of them got in, and he didn't choose how to sleep; from outside the cave came his sister's scolding: "Pedanty! Can this kind of place also be used as a marriage room? Suddenly wolves came, blocking the entrance of the cave, and no one could escape!"
The wolves were not afraid, why did the sister stare like a ghost, and when she wanted to stay with the bride for a while, she couldn't do it, and asked, "What do you want?"
My sister spoke with the mouth of an immortal master: "You can't leave your sister behind when you are newly married! With a big bird under my nose;
Bang Zun was about to become mentally ill, came out of the snow cave, pulled a sour face and asked, "Are you crazy?"
The big bird came out of the snow cave and stood beside Bang Zun to see that the sister was still in the immortal master's body, and her face had become her own, giving people an eerie and terrifying feeling.
The face of the immortal master was that of a sister, and he did not want to answer the big bird, so he grabbed Bangzun's hand and pulled it hard, and Bangzun's body shrank and burrowed into the immortal master's body.
The big bird was stunned, and it took a long time to react, and shouted in a panic: "Return my beloved!"
The immortal master turned around and flew up as if he had eaten enough; the big bird followed closely and chased for a long time but did not catch up; where could he hide in the vast snowy night?"
Not far away, the voice of a beloved man was heard: "We are invisible in the sky, if you have invisible eyes, you can see." ”
The big bird only has half-fairy eyes, and cannot see invisible objects, and says, "Where you run, scream, I will know!"
Not far away, my sister's scolding voice came: "Little, the lover is mine; don't look for it! There is no invisible eye, even if I am next to you, I have been digging a snow hole just now, have you found it?"
"Female ghost, shameless! Occupy the immortal master and rob other people's beloved, I will fight with you!"
There was no response in the air; the big bird could not see, and flew everywhere, shouting and shouting for a while, and it was still the same; it was very confused; no one would stay in the air for a long time on a snowy night, and where would it end up? Suddenly, it dawned on him; it flew for a while, and it got into its own hole and shouted: "I see you; get out of here!"
Except for the "chirping" of rats, it was the sound of the wind at the entrance of the cave, and there was no figure of the immortal master in sight; the big bird changed into a bird coat and wore a human face and hawk's beak, flashing and changing into its original appearance.
The lover was captured by a female ghost, which made people restless, and he was really unwilling to let this happen on his wedding night.
There is a lot of snow outside, and it is not a place for people to stay;
There was a noise at the entrance of the cave: "Let me out! The immortal master's body stinks! It's about to smoke to death! Only you can stay in this kind of place; I can't stand it!"
The immortal master's voice came out of his mouth: "Smelly, get out of here! I didn't call you to hide in my body!"
The sister was tired of hearing this, retracted her feet, and stomped a few times, and the fairy master jumped up and down like a stone on it, and scolded, "Don't let me catch me, or you will die!"
Bang Zun felt it, and shouted: "Stomp him to death!
The more the sister listened, the more angry she became, and she stomped a dozen feet in a row; the immortal master was so painful that she jumped into the small hole and then out; suddenly, she knelt down in front of the big bird and begged, "Help me! Get the female ghost out!"
Big Bird was confused and asked, "How do you get it?"
"Call your man out, and the female ghost will slowly figure it out!"
"Since it's a female ghost, it's better not to touch it, what if it gets into my body?"
"She won't drill;
The sister spoke with the mouth of the immortal master: "Don't answer him; the immortal masters are all fake! I can't even save my own life, how can I think of a way?"
The big bird was not interested, and shouted to the immortal master: "Beloved, tonight is our great day;
The response came out of the immortal master's mouth: "It's not that I don't want to come out;
"Are you happy with a female ghost?"
"No, you're being pinched in your hands, are you thinking too much?"
Big Bird still remembers that the female ghost's body is as big as the immortal master, and it is directly attached to the body, while Bang Zun is shrunk and dragged in, and the body is different;
"In the immortal master's body, her body is very flexible and can become bigger and smaller. ”
"I'm so lonely in the cave, can you find a way to get me in, and we'll never be separated?"
My sister's voice came out: "Don't dream, my lover is mine! I don't look at it at a glance, I will be taken advantage of by you, and I will keep the cave room alone!
The immortal master stood up from the ground in a gloomy manner, suddenly became very bold, and said, "With me, you won't be so lonely!"
"Die! There's a female ghost in your body! Get out!"
The immortal master bent down, took off his shoes, and rubbed the painful area, and from the outward appearance he did not find any wounds, but only some blue-black;
The more the big bird looked, the more annoyed he became, and continued to roar: "Don't get out yet! Otherwise, I'm welcome!"
The immortal master was not afraid, a big bird, also wanted to threaten others, put on his shoes and said, "No one wants it!
Bang Zun shouted in his sister's hand, "Don't touch her, or I'll smash your heart to pieces!"
"I know you're in the hands of the she-ghost, and you can't reach it if you want to, this lonely bird, I'm going to decide!"
The big bird stepped back, staring at the immortal master with a pair of eagle eyes, and shouted, "Don't come here! Don't forget, you still have something in your body!"
"Out of the way, they're in my body, nothing will matter. ”
"Beloved, come out quickly! The immortal master is going to be unreasonable to me, what should I do?"
Bang Zun struggled in his sister's hands: "Let me out!
The sister's hand shook and squeezed, and the voice came out: "You still obediently stay still......; Do you want to see your lover?"
The big bird was so nervous that he retreated step by step towards the entrance of the cave, and the immortal master shouted like a bull, "You can't run away!"
Bang Zun couldn't get out of his sister's hands, and he was extremely depressed!
My sister didn't hide it: "You forgot, you dig a snow cave, I have been in the body of the immortal master, and I have been following ......."
Bang Zun begged: "Sister, control the immortal master, don't let him do anything deviant!"
The sister's answer was very unpleasant: "If she follows the immortal master, you won't want it!" I already have wives and concubines, I don't know what I want so many women for?"
The big bird finally forced out of the big hole, spread its wings and flew away, shouting everywhere: "Come and catch the robbers!"
The immortal master chased after him, and said boldly: "Don't think that someone will come to save you in the middle of the night! obediently obey me! Better than anything else!"
The big bird shouted for a long time, and it was snowy everywhere, and there were no ghosts, so he had to stare at the Taoist master and shout: "Beloved, come out quickly! The demon master is about to catch up with me!"
Bang Zun's voice came out of the immortal master's mouth: "If you dare to chase again, I will eat your brain!"
The immortal master didn't care about anything, and a voice responded: "If you want to eat, just eat!
Next, the big bird flew wildly, screaming like a pig, and the immortal master was almost enough, and he was going crazy!
Suddenly, my sister's scolding voice was heard: "Stinky Immortal Master, you can't eat the fat that is fed to your mouth;
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