Some stupid old dwarfs can get in touch with this tofu weir, making his tall body as flexible as a swimming fish, which is his only good skill in beating her sharp nest. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The acquisition of this good skill is inseparable from the frequent tricks of the three brothers of the Wang family.

The three brothers of the Wang family, from the fish and cat family, are known as the three kings in the water, and the kung fu in the water is so deep that it is unimaginable, which is their ancestor. The tofu weir is their training ground for generations, and the old dwarf who soaks in the water whenever they have leisure like them has become their plaything.

It's just that the old dwarf is too stupid to know that he is a plaything, and he doesn't care about being deceived, he just treats eating deflated as eating candy.

It's still to the point, it's a blessing to suffer. Even if the old dwarf only learned one percent of Second Master Wang's skills, it was enough to crisscross the entire tofu weir.

It is said that there was indeed an incident that night. On the night when the old man turned twenty-eight years old, his father's serious illness had not yet taken place, and the old man who had not been lost that day went to the banquet. The old dwarf didn't even eat an egg on his birthday, let alone open meat.

He felt very bored, always felt that something was lacking, and he couldn't say what was missing. The old man lay alone on the bed for a while, but he was still too bored to do it, so he wanted to go to the tofu weir to cool down.

Thinking about it, I was very confused. It was a strange state that was somewhat clear in a trance and very involuntary in its wakefulness.

Like sleepwalking, he got off the tofu weir and walked forward in the water, silently and without breath, which was close to the level of fish cats.

As fate would have it, as soon as the old man looked up, he saw her, and she looked at her with a smile.

"What kind of monster are you, so big, and still shaking around, is it in the way?" the old dwarf was very clever at this time, and he asked first.

The woman was startled at the beginning, and accidentally walked away, but after all, she was still embarrassed, so she squatted down and hid in the water from the neck down.

The old dwarf said, "I have seen everything you are hiding, can you still hide it?"

2★.

"That's what I've had since I grew up, out of the way, you go away. ”

The old dwarf said kindly: "Originally, it was only a bowl of beans and beans, but it was swollen so big, you should have gone to the hospital for treatment earlier, but now I'm afraid it's too late—do you have a tumor mole in those two?"

The woman panicked and said, "No, no, no, no, you go quickly, it's none of your business." ”

"But I've seen it all, if I don't help you, my conscience won't be able to get over it—oh, don't you think about it, come to find a short-term view, fortunately I met me, and I can't leave. ”

The old dwarf walked stupidly to the woman: "Come, I'll carry you to the hospital." ”

"Oh, you're really, I told you I'm fine. It's like that, every woman. ”

"I don't believe it, I haven't seen anything else. ”

Seeing that the old man was so stupid and stubborn, the woman was three points annoyed, three points bored, two points of trickery, and two points of inexplicable psychology, so she simply stood up again and stood up proudly: "If you still don't believe it, I'll pinch it for you, if there is a tumor mole in it, it is a hard lump, you can pinch it yourself to see if I have it here." ”

"That's right. "Where does the old dwarf know how to be polite, as soon as he stretches out his big hand, he kindly pinched it.

The old man had never done such a stupid thing, he was used to it with his big hands and feet in the stone field, where did he know the weight of the shot? How could he, who had never caressed a woman, understand the delicate nature of a woman?

The woman groaned, one was pain, and the other ignored the old dwarf's male charm was so strong that it was incomparable, compared with her own familiar voltage, that was two hundred and twenty volts, and others were three hundred and eighty volts, not at all at the same level, plus this was a novelty again, the freshness strengthened the percentage of the current, this was not a stimulus that she could resist, her body was painful, numb, soft and excited, her whole body was dizzy, where could she tell whether this was on the bed or in the water?

3★.

Fortunately, the old dwarf has a long hand, and the distance is close, and he will be caught in the crook of his arm.

The catch may be due to buoyancy, and there is no real touch. He didn't know the danger of such a woman.

I saw that the woman's cheeks were crimson, her breathing was short, her starry eyes were slightly closed, her lips were shaking, and she hung her arms around his neck, and her whole body was trembling.

knew that he couldn't touch it, and this woman wanted him to pinch it, but no, as soon as he pinched it, he pinched out 'He Si'.

The old dwarf felt that she had obviously ruptured a mole suddenly, or that she had broken it by herself, and she was about to die! He forgot everything in a panic, and only knew how to shake her vigorously: "Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! Wake up! Wake up, wake up, what should I do?"

The woman was panting, her words were spoken word by word, intermittently, the situation was extremely serious, as if she couldn't get up in one breath, it was a manifestation of fate in an instant: "I, there is a leak, quickly, quickly plug it with me!"

"Mom, what's the block, where is it!" the old man finally called Mom again after many years.

The woman was also anxious: "I'm going to die! I'm really anxious! There's a crack underneath, just use your one to block it! Quick! Quick!"

The woman was in a hurry, but the shouting went smoothly, but the old dwarf stammered again: "I, I, I don't know how to do it!"

The woman suddenly became stronger, took off the crook of his arm, took a strange pose, and pounced on him fiercely: "I ate you-"

"No—" The old dwarf was so frightened that he woke up from a dream, still on the bed.

This dream is so terrible that it seems to be a rehearsal of the joys and sorrows of his future life.

The small immortal dwelling is hidden deep in the deep recessed mill bay under Huang Lian's mouth, far away from the world, and the things that are born are inexplicable.

The tofu weir is clearly in a very conspicuous place. Only at night, it is easy to have hemp pockmarks.

Along the Chengdu-Chongqing Expressway, transfer to Jiandong No. 3 Tuoqiao Station at Jiancheng Station, change the bus to get off the Jianlong Highway, go to Longwang Town, go east to the cement road at the town station, ask the driver to brake at the front drive 15 miles, get off, stop to look south, you can see a 24-acre square pond in full view, this is the tofu weir.

The four large embankments surrounded by tofu weirs are full of fruit trees.

4★.

Corresponding to the four directions of the southeast, northwest and northwest, they are apricots, pears and plums, peaches in the east, apricots, pears in the south, pears in the west, and peaches in the north.

The pear tree in the south is full of double hugs, and the rest of the three parties, such as apricots, west plums, and peaches, all have more than one person hugging.

The 3,600 square abbots of the weir pond are also worth considering, because those fruit trees were planted by my grandfather, but all his handwriting must have deep meaning, and it cannot be taken lightly.

At that time, few people had even heard of the word feng shui, and even fewer people knew about the array weights, the art of qi and so on. The supernatural events caused by this caused the villagers to be inexplicable

The tree was planted by my grandfather, but the tofu weir was not repaired by my grandfather.

The age of the construction of the tofu weir is already far away, and it is only rumored that my ancestors donated money to dig it.

The melancholy ditch happens to be a herringbone, and the whole ditch resembles a supine human figure. The tofu weir is located in the mouth position of the whole ditch, the water comes from five miles up, trickles all the year round, and the downward can irrigate the paddy field for thirty-five miles, which is equivalent to a small reservoir.

The tofu weir seems to be simple and clear, and its hidden secrets may be more than the eternal residence.

This tofu weir is very peculiar. The so-called nose and mouth square, its boxy shape has been said, and its central part is really as unfathomable as a throat, and its scope is not small, my father said that it is almost 3.6 acres. After the disappearance of the old Mozi's son, he used three bamboo sticks to connect them, more than 12 zhang in length, and went to the depths to stir, but he didn't probe to the end, so he had to give up.

It is because the tofu weir is too deep, so it can fully meet the water of 45 miles long, and the whole Youle ditch does not need to build other large ponds.

It is said that my family has been a wealthy man for generations, but after my grandfather took power, he calculated that my family had 30 years of luck in Hexi.

My grandfather calculated that my family had 30 years of declining luck, so he immediately thought of countermeasures, and gave away all the fields in Quangou, and even the Chen family compound was divided, and the whole family moved to live in his own school.

A few years later, when the whole country was liberated, my grandfather, uncles, aunts, and father, although they were inevitably beaten as landlords, did not actually suffer much criticism.

5★.

Thirty years later, my father really became rich first, and became the first in the sorrowful valley, which did not make the Chen family fall next to the glory of the first generation in the sorrowful valley.

Those fruit trees were planted by my grandfather. Grandpa is also an all-rounder of the doctor, he is also a big officer under the warlord Liu Chenghou, and after retiring from the army, he also brought back a lot of arms, so that the second stick of the cool water shop did not dare to come to the door to cause trouble.

With grandpa's ability, he is naturally very good at looking at feng shui and the limelight. I heard my father say that once during the march of the war, my grandfather suddenly held a stone the size of a sea bowl in his hand, and walked less than three feet, when my grandfather suddenly raised the stone in front of his face, and a stray bullet happened to fly and hit the stone squarely. The bullet arced through the stone and flew around the stone into the air behind his head. Grandpa threw the stone down again, and coincidentally blocked the second bullet, which would have hit Grandpa's little kick if it hadn't been blocked. That time, Grandpa was just a small gravel that grazed a little bit of skin on his chin and a few drops of blood. It can be regarded as hanging the lottery and eliminating the disaster.

The stone was my grandfather's blessing weapon, so the first craft my father achieved was a stonemason. Stone is the foundation of the construction industry in Longwang Town.

One stone saved two lives, this miraculous thing spread quickly, and soon grandpa became a reconnaissance platoon commander, countless births and deaths, and he was always able to retreat, even the comrades who followed him were guaranteed. Later, no matter how big the official was, he still liked to go to the battlefield in person, and my father and I inherited this from him.

Not long after grandpa left Liu Chenghou's troops under the pretext of excuses, Liu Chenghou's team was all broken up by the more powerful Liu Xiang, which had nothing to do with grandpa. Grandpa became the only big officer in the warlord Liu Chenghou's camp who lived freely.

After his grandfather returned to his hometown, he only hung up the false title of chairman of the villagers' representative in the county, and declined all invitations to go out again. At that time, my family had already occupied all the land of the entire valley, and my grandfather bought a larger ditch in Lijiaqi, and carried out large-scale reconstruction of the land boundary of the two ditches with a total length of more than 100 miles.